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2012

01

May

Sofia Vergara’s Nipples for GQ Mexico of the Day

Leave it up to the Mexicans to deliver the fucking goods despite being marginalized for generations by the fat americans we cleean up after…. and it is not even Cinco de Mayo yet….

I mean I don’t think Sofia Vergara has shown her nipples in public in years, you know since she was sucking producer dick / using her Colombian connections to get onto a hit TV show….but the Mexican office of GQ changed that…they said fuck it, soon she’ll be too old to wanna fuck, let’s use these titties like they were on a spring break trip…cuz Mexicans, despite what you racists think, just get it….

Shit…this kind of thing makes me proud to be on of many JESUS MARTINEZ

Here are the pics…MEXICO POWER!

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2012

01

May

Angela Lindvall Nipples for Harper’s Bazaar Turkey of the DAy

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Angela Lindvall is a model and I have posted her TITTIES BEFORE …..and I’m doing it again…not because I have any feelings towards her other than liking any bitch who shows her tits for money and career advancement….or because I find these pics all that hot….I’m doing it cuz I have obsessive compulsive disorder and I post 90 percent of pictures I see in fashion magazines of nipples because when advertisers say “you’re a porn site”….I say “all my porn is from fashion magazines, thus I’m a fashion site, Where’s my private jet filled with models on its way to Paris”….unfortunately I don’t have advertisers….but I’m planning for a brighter tomorrow cocksucker….Here’s Angela Lansbury Lindvall’s tits for Turkey….in a magazine photoshoot the Arabs in Turkey are really proud of….but would be more into if she was wearing a bedsheet…

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2012

01

May

Sara Jean Underwood Modeling Bikinis and Costumes of the Day

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I appreciate when Sara Jean Underwood does….sure I PREFER LOOKING AT HER NAKED PUSSY ….I’m a purist and figure that’s where she belongs and that is what she’s meant to be doing…this attempt at mainstream, although a logical move for more money and longivity, especially when targetting virgin losers makes sense, they are loyal, I get it….but bitch was better off getting naked for attention……

Here she is in a photoshoot that my sources say is from 2012, despite looking like some low budget trash from the 90s, you know like the opening pics to a porn photogallery, where she ends up fisting herself til she squirts, the kind of photoshoot only someone serious about her career as a mainstream TV personality would do…..because modeling bikinis for 20,000 dollars or less just makes sense….

I’m all for girls being in bikinis and getting their money’s worth out of her fake tits, but this Sara Jean is sending me mixed messages yo….

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2012

01

May

Phoebe Price Modeling Bikinis of the Day

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Phoebe Price posted these pictures of her modeling bathing suits for some Italian swimwear line yesterday and I couldn’t help but laugh….I mean what kind of sorry fucking company would use a bitch like Phoebe Price as a spokesperson for shit…I mean she’s a struggling spokesperson for herself…and squeezing her tired, useles, old body into a bathing suit, just makes the bitch look like a clown on her way to a Frat birthday party as some mean joke and not somethng anyone buying slutty, trashy bikinis that look suited for retired stripprs, would wanna look at….but I guess Phoebe Price has consistently been a joke….and here’s just an extension of that…..

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2012

01

May

Ashley Tisdale and Kayley Cuoco Nude in Allure of the DAy

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I already posted SOME OF THE ALLURE NUDE PICS FROM LAST MONTH’S ISSUE and forgotten about it….but that was before seeing these photoshopped pics of Ashley Tisdale and Kayley Cuoco who are showing a little nudity, strategic nudity, but nudity none the less….Maybe it is their way of saying they are wild and crazy….maybe Tisdale figures showing some ass crack will put her in the same league as her partner who has outgrown her by growing out her pubic hair, releasing nudes and getting consistent work…Vanessa Hudgens…..and maybe Cuoco is doing it to show us what killed John Ritter…or what is actually behind her being the hot girl on a nerd show….and what it comes down to is that it doesn’t fucking matter…they are naked and here are the pics they might as well be wearing clothes in….

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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Kayley Cuoco

2012

01

May

Monica Bellucci Big Titties in Vanity Fair Italy of the Day

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I really don’t give a fuck about Monica Bellucci or her big Italian titties…..sure I’ve posted PICS OF HER GRABBING HER NAKED TITS before….and I appreciated her titty size and volume….but she’s fucking old…and unless you were one of those die hards who was into her in the 90s…I don’t see why you’d care to see her in a corset trying to give herself anything but a menopausal middle aged girl body….by exploiting her tits….oh right….you care cuz of her tits… you pervert.

Here she is in Vanity Fair Italy staying relevant

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2012

01

May

Julia VÃ¤limÃ¤ki In Some Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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Julia VÃ¤limÃ¤ki is a model from Finland and she’s showing some pubic hair in some photoshoot I don’t have a date on because I was too busy trying to spell her fucking name….

I find this kind of modeling inspiring, you know because it reminds me that not only dirty whore strippers get naked….but hot girls get naked too….sometimes they are a little more shy….or embarrassed or classy about it….and you have to really be strategic to see it…like getting a gig as a fire alarm inspector at her condo building for the annual check to see if the fire alarm works where you install cameras to watch her….a feat that could take a year or two of planning…but as we all know nothing in life is easy….not even seeing girls you stalk naked….but with hard word and perserverence comes reward…..a reward that bitches like this Julia “Immigrant Name I Can’t Spell”….give out for free….Thanks for sharing….

Posted in:Julia VÃ¤limÃ¤ki

2012

01

May

Julia Välimäki In Some Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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Julia Välimäki is a model from Finland and she’s showing some pubic hair in some photoshoot I don’t have a date on because I was too busy trying to spell her fucking name….

I find this kind of modeling inspiring, you know because it reminds me that not only dirty whore strippers get naked….but hot girls get naked too….sometimes they are a little more shy….or embarrassed or classy about it….and you have to really be strategic to see it…like getting a gig as a fire alarm inspector at her condo building for the annual check to see if the fire alarm works where you install cameras to watch her….a feat that could take a year or two of planning…but as we all know nothing in life is easy….not even seeing girls you stalk naked….but with hard word and perserverence comes reward…..a reward that bitches like this Julia “Immigrant Name I Can’t Spell”….give out for free….Thanks for sharing….

Posted in:Julia VÃ¤limÃ¤ki

2012

01

May

Rihanna is Still in a Bikini of the Day

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Rihanna went on a getaway in Hawaii this past weekend and with all getaways….especially getaways for exhibitionist sluts who used to be child prostitutes to get out of the hell life they were living in the islands as the daughter of a garbage man….a fate that would have ended with 4 kids with a cheating jet ski rental guy who works the beach and fucks tourists…instead of having 100 million dollars she can use to rent better jet skis on the beach of more expensive places like America…proving to all little girls everywhere…sucking dick for money to buy designer clothes can lead to great places….that once you reach you can continue to prostitute yourself…only for fun instead of enterprise…she’s lovely role model I’d be into exploring deeper with my penis/tongue/inanimate objects.

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Posted in:Rihanna

2012

01

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

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BEST TIME EVER – TELL YOUR FRIENDS
BEST TIME EVER – TELL YOUR FRIENDS
BEST TIME EVER – TELL YOUR FRIENDS
BEST TIME EVER – TELL YOUR FRIENDS
BEST TIME EVER – TELL YOUR FRIENDS

Here are some morning links!!!!

This Mouse and Cat Video Will Warm Your Cold Heart – VIDEO
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Paulina Gretzky Pics: The Great One’s Daughter at Vegas and More
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Free Cam Shows. Loving It
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Who Doesn’t Love a Trashy School Girl
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Fastest Disarm Ever? Possibly – VIDEO
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Kim Kardahsian & Kanye West Want You to Think They Just Had Sex in This Car
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Live Web Cam Sluts Will Make a Bad Day a Little Better
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This Dildo May Be Too Big For Her Pussy
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90’s Stars Who Grew Up to Be Super Hot
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