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2012

10

Feb

Naomi Watts and Robin Wright in Bathing Suits of the Day

Oh shit….old bitches from movies who I’ve never found hot are in bathing suits for a movie they are filming…and for some reason I’m posting it…probably cuz I am addicted to posting celebrity bikini pics…all while I know if I want to see hot half naked bikini hotness I just need to use the internet…Maybe I’m doing to for Sean Penn…you know to give him something to jerk off to while visiting the site…cuz I know we don’t need to look at 40 and 50 year olds in bathing suits and react like it is a good thing….we aren’t coaching an geriatric aquarobic class….staring at this shit isn’t our job…we are free to find actual hot girls in bikinis and that’s what I’m going to do….starting with Facebook vacation albums…#anxiously-awaiting-spring-break-bikini-influx-on-FB….

Word.


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Posted in:Naomi Watts|Robin Wright

2012

10

Feb

Morgane Dubled in La Perla of the Day

Here’s a 27 year old model I have never heard about because despite wanting to fuck models….or at least have them sit on my face…I’m no expert on models…but her name is Morgane Dubled, she’s a big model who used to work for the Devils at Victoria’s Secret before being poached by higher end lingerie companies, she’s from France, french girls have anal on the first date….

Tis the fucking season….

Happy Valentines Day….the holiday used to take attention away from what is important…Black History Month.

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2012

10

Feb

Bar Refaeli Drunk Legs on Twitter of the Day

Here’s hot Jewish party slut turned model turned celebrity fucker turned cokehead Bar Refaeli posting pics of her legs on twitter as she lays in bed getting liquored up….cuz you can take the party slut out of the party and pay her millions to get half naked so that she can rejoin the party on a more exclusive level….but you can’t take the slut out of the slut…..She’s almost posed the way I like them….except with less restraints, dazed medicated looks on her face, and black eyes.. I’m just joking. Or am I? Who cares. The internet made me this monster.

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2012

10

Feb

Reese Witherspoon’s Shitty Dumpy Legs of the Day

I hate on Reese Witherspoon for one reason and one reason only…..she’s the fucking devil and I need to bring her down…everyone thinks she’s this great mother, wholesome housewife who was cheated on and forced to remarry….when I know she’s a fucking movie star…and all movie stars…despite how many pictures of them you see going to church on Sundays…are vapid, spoiled, rude, disgusting, money grubbing whores….trash that if they actually cared wouldn’t be practicing lines in the mirror…but would instead be helping save AIDS babies for an organization or some shit….

Here are her shitty legs….to remind you that despite all her working out…she’s still disgusting.

DOWN WITH WITHERSPOON….


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Posted in:Reese Witherspoon

2012

10

Feb

Taryn Manning Tits in Some Shit You’ve Never Heard Of of the Day

I don’t know if anyone even knows who Taryn Manning is anymore….she’s barely a celebrity…she’s barely in movies…and the movies she seems to be in are shit you have never heard of like this “The Perfect Age of Rock and Roll”….where she showed some nipple…

I only know about Taryn Manning because I am Facebook friends with her, or I was….before SHE GOT MAD AT ME AND CALLED ME A CREEP

I guess you’d be bitter too if you were ugly and had shitty tits you were exposing to pay the rent cuz no one cares about you…..

Here’s some THROWBACK BIKINI PICS THAT WERE STAGED ….if you care…

Posted in:Taryn Manning

2012

10

Feb

Bikini Ice Fishing Video of the Day

Basic logic tells me that everything is better when in a bikini….it gets more youtube views…it draws more attention to yourself…it is the basis of Victoria’s Secret, SI and every low level celebrity with hired paparazzi strategy…..and now the bikini has gone ice fishing…and as much as I love bikinis and write about all things bikini…I’m kinda more into actual vagina…exposed and flapping in the fucking wind with icecicles hanging off the shit….like a homeless man’s nicotine and snot stained beard as he begs for changed on the coldest day of the year…but I guess this is good enough effort…

Posted in:Viral Video

2012

10

Feb

Rose McGowan’s Panty Flash in Video of the Day

The Rose McGowan red panty flash pictures have been circulating the last day, so I figured I’d post the video becuase I really have nothing else going on…I’m still drunk from last night so it seems like a great idea…you know some good old school jerking off to a runway show for heart disease red dress bullshit…..My favorite bitch is the Susan Boyle looking bitch….the other bitches were……….

Aisha Tyler, Chaka Khan, Cindi Leive, Christie Brinkley, Debbie Phelps, Elisabeth Rohm, Giselle Blondet, Gloria Estefan, Idina Menzel, Jeannette Torres-Alvarez, Jenna Elfman, Jennifer Nettles, LaLa Anthony, Linda Evans, Minka Kelly, Patti Stanger, Rebecca Romijn and Rose McGowan.

Who cares….AIDS is more my charity…cuz I like it dripping off my face…

Posted in:Rose McGowan

2012

10

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’m glad I’m not a feco-philiac or into scat because last nights drinking and my hard living…..coupled with my diet made for some really horrible early morning bathroom experiences that I’d hate to be faced with if eating my own shit was my thing…you know like being served a steak the size no single human should ever eat….but the guy who loves steak just can’t refuse…You get what I’m saying….and that is that I want to go back to my dream of being a pair of a hot girl’s panties for the day…hoping modern science gets us to that point in technology in my lifetime….

Stop looking at me.

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Anchor Woman Sausage Blooper – VIDEO
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The Biggest Teases in Sports
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Tiffani is Censored, But I Like It
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Ultra-Violent Lego Captain America
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Reese Witherspoon Cleavage. Why Not?
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The 15 Worst Reality Stars Turned Singers
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Blonde Hottie Finger Fucks Herself – VIDEO
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Posted in:MHD

2012

09

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

This girl’s got it all figured out with her nerd tits and so does this guy’s who is probably not actually a weather man but making jokes pretending to be one….

All leading to the conclusion that I need to drink more….

Here are the stepLINKS….


Tori Wilson See Through
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Nina Dobrev’s Got Some Bra On…
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Live Web Cam Shows, Because You Day Was Probably As Hard as Mine Was
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Ashley Tisdale Strips
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Chelsea Handler is Not Hot in Redbook
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Mattstache Weird Remix Video
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Seriosuly Crazy Indian Train Stunt – What an Idiot….
GO

The 50 Best TV Shows Streaming On Netflix Right Now
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Kris Jenner – The New Face of Lube
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Judging By This Picture, I Think Macauly Culkin Has AIDS or Something
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Grizzly Playing with a Wolf
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Gisele Hates Cunts
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Lindsay Lohan Looks like a Monster
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Ultra Violent Lego Captain America
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Minka Jelly is a Gorgeous Creature
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Rihanna is Really Smart Part 3
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Janny P Brings the Sexy
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Laura Vandervoort Shows Off Her Stems At The Movies
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Free Cam Shows ARe Oh So Sexy
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Blonde Amateu Fingers Her Butthole
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20 Sports Hotties You’d Never Want to Marry
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Lindsay Lohan is Looking Disgusting
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Nia Long Extreme Camel Toe
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Kate Middleton, Just Because
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Wardrobe FAIL
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Beware of Humping Dogs
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Camila Alves Brings the Hotness
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Miley Cyrus. Now What?
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Amber Heard Took Her Dog to the Park
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I’d Like to Be All Over Hunter Leigh
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Ice Fishing Bikini Girls
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Hannah Hilton is a Favorite
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What Up Gangsta?: Steve Jobs’ FBI Files Finally Released…�His Moral Character Is Questionable�
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Rita Faltoyano and Sammie Rhodes Oh My
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The Sex Fetish: Comedy Sketch About Some Kink On The First Date
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Ariel, Indiana and Lorena Posing Naked in Public
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Japanese Ghost Prank
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I Like the Chanel Babe
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Sydney: Miranda Kerr Bikini Pics! (With Orlando Bloom & Baby Flynn)
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Now THAT’S Sexy Advertising
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Kirsten Dunst In Wonderland
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And THAT’S Why You Don’t Drive a Car Over Ice
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9 rock stars who overdosed and lived to talk about it
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The Amazing Spider-Man Trailer 2 [Video]
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Demi Moore At Cirque Lodge… Unless She Isn’t
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Who The Fuck Is Maroon 5, And How Did I Get Here
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Someone Needs to Kick Kristin Cavallari in the Stomach Before it is too Late
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Sofia Vergara’s Big Tits are Making Lingerie for K-Mart
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Some Bitch With a Ridiculous Ass
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Connor Cruise Is Homophobic Which Is Ironic Because…
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How’d You Like To Pick This Chick’s Ass?
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Halle Berry Throwback Bikini
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Olivia Munn Continues to Annoy Me
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Pretty Inspiring Self Portrait Project – Not Pornographic – Just Nuts
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Rose McGowan Red Pussy Panty Flash
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Halle Berry Seems Totally Fucking Sane.
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Deepika Padukone in a Blue Dress
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Minka Kelly is Hot as Fuck in a Red Dress
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Emma Stone for Elle Magazine
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Vanessa Bauche in Playboy Mexico
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Jordan on a Topless Beach
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

09

Feb

Kate Moss Topless and Modeling Jeans of the Day

I love Kate Moss…and even if she’s not showing her TITS or PUSSY or ripping lines of cocaine…or even in sex tapes with needle sharing groupie fucking with out condoms rockstars….I still pay attention…like in this topless photoshoot with her great ass in jeans…definitely not built like the 45 year olds I know…but in my defense, the 45 year old women I know are all addicted to crack and look like they are in their 70s….near death…they aren’t rich classy designer drug users like this Kate Moss little miss fancy pants….

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Posted in:Kate Moss