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2012

18

Jan

Michelle Williams Half Naked for GQ of the Day

Since I’m traveling….here’s my post….Hateful shit, hateful shit, she’s got no sex appeal which makes her hamming up Marilyn Monroe despite the golden globe nodes, nothing more than a saturday night live skit…She killed Heath Ledger cuz he had to deal with the shame of knocking her up…she’s more the kind of bitch you fuck and deny it happening…until the paternity tests come up….but I’d still fuck her.

Posted in:Michelle Williams

2012

18

Jan

Foreign Sex Scene of the DAy

Since I’m traveling….here’s my post….Hateful shit, hateful shit, europe is better than america cuz they celebrate sex….hateful shit, hateful shit…this is Louise Bourgoin from Un Heureux Evénement in my foreign sex scene of the day to make you cunt feel cultured…

Posted in:Louise Bourgoin

2012

18

Jan

Julianne Hough in a Bikini Doing Stunts of the Day

Since I’m traveling….here’s my post….Hateful shit, hateful shit, Ryan Seacrest uses her to pretend he’s not gay, hateful shit, she shoulda been a stripper, hateful shit….but I’d still fuck her and her attention seeking dancing with the stars bullshit…


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Posted in:Julianne Hough

2012

18

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’m going to Vegas for the Porn awards….and ideally to fuck/marry pornstars…provided I don’t die from drink, smoke, drug, AIDS, or

Between you and me, I should be the host of the shit….but I’ll take the free trip and stare at the perverts….along with being one of the perverts…

This may be the biggest day in DrunkenStepfather.com history….I’ve never got a trip before…maybe that means I haven’t peaked…but between you and me I have…

I’ll still be posting today….cuz even in other cities I’m a hermit reclusive….

Here are some pics of some porn chicks an amazing reader sent in from some other event….

Here’s some morning links….

Some Fresh Prince Remix That Is Kinda Clever – VIDEO
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Italia Has One Hot Body
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The 25 Most Photogenic Sports Hotties
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Free Cam Shows Make Wednesday a Little More Sexy
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The 15 Hottest Women at the 2012 Golden Globes
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NOw That’s What I Call a Balancing Act
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Vanessa Hudgens Doesn’t Look Like a Dirty Hippy For Once
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Swelling Servings: The Growth of American Food Portions
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Be Careful Don’t Get Your Fist Stuck In There – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Sluts That Got What You Need
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Posted in:MHD

2012

17

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Funny thing about girls is that the hot ones don’t know they are hot and the girls who think they are hot are actually ugly…which makes getting laid by hot pussy pretty fucking easy….all you gotta do is talk to them…while getting laid by ugly pussy that thinks it is hot is impossible cuz they are superficial and over-compensating for being ugly…that’s why I only fuck hot pussy and leave the ugly shit for the idiots…

That said. I’m drunk.

Megan Fox and Lindsay Lohan Are Competeing For the Same Movie Role. I Suggest a Naked Cage Fight to Settle This Once and For All
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Beyonce is Fucking White Washed, Jesus
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Live Cam Shows. Weekdays Don’t Have to Be Dull
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Kristen Bell Self Photoshoot
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What Would You Say If You Sat Behind This Bitch?
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Michelle Williams in her Panties for GQ…I hate her…
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50 Worst Players Who Players Who Made the Most Money
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Women Can’t Parallel Park
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A Couple Girls Cock Teasing Lesbians
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I Hope This Owner Figures Out a Way to Make Money Off This Acrobatic Dog
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Ashley May As Well Be Naked
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Vikki Blows, Kitty Lea and Rosie Jones Videos by Front
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The 15 Hottest Women From FX Shows
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Arianny Celeste’s Got A Killer Body
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Kim Kardashian Told Kris Humphries When, Where, And How To Propose
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Free Cam Shows, You Can Thank Me Later
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Drunk Slut Flashes Her Tits and Pussy in the Club
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Olivia Munn is Back on the Market
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Paula Deen Has Diabetes and That Sound You Just Heard is Every Butter Company In North America Shutting It’s Doors For Good
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Layla Flaherty is is Flashing Her Shit All Over Town
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Marion Cotillard is a Natural Beauty
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If Jessica Alba is Trying to Make Herself Look Disgusting On Purpose, It’s Workings
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Rihanna is Dressed Like a Common Street Walker
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What in Holy Jaundice Hep C Hell is Going on With Kelly Osbourse Face and Hair?!
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WTF Photo Dump of the Day
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You Can’t Be Serious: Imprisoned Christmas Day DUI Killer Sues The Deceased Victim For “Pain And Suffering�!!!
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Hello Evan Dior
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Dolly and Friend Get It On
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Top 5: Objects That Got Stuck In People’s Vaginas
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Top 5: Objects That Got Stuck In People’s Vaginas
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Fabiana Semprebom is Sexy in Swimsuits
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Ahhhhh I Love Me a Long Legged Babe
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I’d Like to Be All Over Gia
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And Another Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Scaring a Web Cam Slut
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Two for One Slutty Web Cam Babes
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7 red flags you’re dating a psycho girlfriend
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Rina’s Thigh Highs Make Me Cum
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Jessica Simpson’s Valid Excuse for Obesity…..all ready to Drop….
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Zooey Deschanel is Chubby and Uninteresting in ALlure
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Acrobatic Dog
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Rita’s Great Tits Showing Pussy
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Courtney Stodden is the New Shauna Sand…..in Booty Shorts….
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Katie Perry in a Video Game
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Ashston Kutcher Will Kick You Ass
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Minefield Clearing Afghanistan
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Some Bitch Named Chelsea French in a See THough Outfit
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Imogen Thomas Spreads Her Legs While Her Tits Fall Out…
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Rihanna: We Can Now Add Prostitution To Her Vacation List
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Marines Demonstrates Knife Hands
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Hot Blonde Big Tits and Pussy Posing
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Natasha Giggs Nipple on Big Brother
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More Salma Hayek Big Old TIts
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The Kanye Kardashian Sex Pics are Some Other Idiot
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Angela Simmons in a Bikini
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Julianne Hough Doing Stunts off a Yacht in a Bikini…
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Kelly Brook In a Lingerie Photoshoot….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

17

Jan

Kelly Brook’s Lookin’ Hot in a Photoshoot of the Day


I don’t know what this photoshoot of Kelly Brook showing half nipples or ass in sheer dresses is from or what it is all about…but I do know she looks better Covered in Lipstick, or Miscarriage, or Period, While Her Vagina Sticks Her Tongue Out at Us …..

That’s all I havee to say about this busy, useless, old, tired finally getting noticed bitch…..


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Posted in:Kelly Brook

2012

17

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens Showing Some Cleavage at a Premiere of the Day

Even when Vanessa Hudgens and her recent weight gain show some cleavage like this was 4 years ago and she was still jailbait on some Disney show taking nude pics of herself to rebel, or to cause scandal, or accidentally, which I doubt…cuz these idiots have so many handlers, it is impossible to slip something like that past them…..I find her boring….but for some weird reason I call being pathetic….I post them anyway…

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2012

17

Jan

Rihanna Smoking in a Tight Pink Dress of the Day

I saw these pictures of Rihanna earlier…around the time I realized I didn’t care about these pictures of Rihanna….because smoking weed, whether she posts it to twitter or not…is not impressive…hardcore…crazy…or bad…if she was smoking meth out of a coke can while dude was cumming in her face as another one was cumming in her ass…her drug story may have a bit of a hook…but wandering around hawaii not naked, noth even half naked, just wearing a tight dress doesn’t quite cut it for me…unless you count posting pics along with captions saying how not a big deal they are counts as caring….which I have a feeling it does…reminding me I shoulda killed myself yesterday on Blue Monday…I’m such a failure…

Posted in:Rihanna

2012

17

Jan

It’s Like Looking at Kate Beckinsale through a Cage of the Day

I figure these pictures are perfect for the kind of reader I assume I attract to the site because it looks like you’re looking at the bitch through a cage, that you can maybe fantasize about having in the back of a van or in your basment, where you don’t feed her for a week so she’s too week to fight back when you come for your forced loving…that feels way less forced…with the whole being half dead shit….weirdos.

She’s a tight bodied mom. Nothing wrong with that…here she is in a dress…even though she’s better off naked..

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale

2012

17

Jan

Miranda Kerr Face, Not Tits of the Day

Sometimes staring at a mom’s tits in a push-up bra her team of handlers enforce because they’ve invested millions in her, 100s of millions in the bra technology, and stand to make billions of dollars every year….is far better than staring at her face…or even her stomach…so I don’t know what went wrong here…maybe it’s her one day a year off from making her tits look like implants cuz they probably are implants….in her corporate titty sponsor’s titty enhancers…

Posted in:Miranda Kerr