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2012

15

Mar

Selena Gomez’s Hot Little 15 Year Old Looking Body in a Bikini of the Day

Selena Gomez has a hot little body that makes me feel like a pervert cuz it looks so young and tight…but that isn’t all that perverted to look at cuz she’s pushing 20…and is the real pervert in the situation cuz she sold her vagina to Bieber when he was underage…and she wasn’t….the kind of shit that would get you or me…or a bunch of the people I know on the sex offender registry arrested….but they are young, rich starlets and untouchable….you see cuz their parents wouldn’t press charges, they are too busy spending their fucking earnings….whore out your kids, it pays.

I’m not convinced Gomez slammed Beiber…cuz of his whole homosexuality…maybe they did anal, her with a strap on mold of Usher’s dick, cuz he doesn’t let Justin have anything else, but the real issue is the fact that I’m analyzing their sex life….sometimes I even creep myself out…I figure it’s only fair, payback even, for all the girls I’ve creeped out over the years…..

What matters is this body getting out of the hot tub for Springbreak…an overhyped garbage movie the producers are smart enough to let the paparazzi on…..and cast for 12 year old chicks…..it’ll be a huge hit….I hope I get invited to the premiere…going to movies for teen girls is always funny when the parents see you in the back row alone, wearing sunglasses, smiling……


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2012

15

Mar

Lana Del Lip Panty Flash With No Lip of the Day

I guess the Lana Del Rey youtube sensation thanks to a rich daddy, a good producer, a relevant soulful sound, that she couldn’t re-create in live shows, because it was all done through a computer, has died down….because I haven’t been hearing much about here, but more importantly, cuz she’s already flashing the paparazzi her panties in efforts to stay in the media, it’s bottom feeding the way I like, cuz I like bottom feeding, and seeing panties is one step closer to that….not that I think Lana Del Lip is all that hot, if anything her bullshit makes me hate her, and her fake lip is badly done, giving her permanent duckface, but that’s never really stopped me from bottom feeding off a chick before, there’s just something lovely about licking an asshole while smelling a vagina…far lovelier than any Lana Del Rey song…but you wouldn’t know that if you were to compare youtube hits….which as you know is the measuring system of what matters in entertainment…even though most high viewed shit sucks….but flashing panties doesn’t suck….especially cuz you know she’s one step a way from using her mouth and throat to suck…to keep her brand alive…it’s hard when you peak in a month then fade into obscurity fast and hard…just not for us…cuz we like laughing at failure….

All this to say, next time bitch needs to show her other set of lips.


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Posted in:Lana Del Rey

2012

15

Mar

Nicki Minaj Offends me in Her Bikini of the Day

I hate Nicki Minaj…on the level that seeing her in a bikini makes me angry, offended, disgusted….when I am usually a firm believer in the simple logic that I love all bikinis and it doesn’t matter what’s in a bikini as long as it is in a bikini…I’ll stll look at it happily…but for some reason this treasure troll cunt just irritates me….

She’s not hot, she has a shitty body, her lower body is digusting, no matter what anyone fucking says, she needs to get up on the Jennifer Hudson program, cuz for someone so active on stage, this shouldn’t happen….

More importantly, her career is full of shit. She’s a fabricated clown…which is convenient cuz she looks like a clown….her raps are garbage and irriating to listen to…and her theatrics are fucking high school level…but people eat it up as fast as she eats up cake….because people are fucking idiots….especially ones who this dressing like a fat half naked treasure troll….even if she’s getting paid….

The biggest tragedy in all this is not how bad she looks, but that this didn’t end in a fucking shark attack.


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2012

15

Mar

Candice Swanpoel Topless and Hard Nippled in Vogue Italy of the Day


This is the kind of modeling that matters. This is what it is all about. Candice Swanepoel….hot as fuck South African who’s pussy has some pretty bad HIV stats against it…cuz South African is fucked…except when it comes to making hot fucking women….is modeling the way she’s supposed to be modeling….showing her fucking tits for fashion….cuz that’s what fashion is motherfuckers….tits.

I hate her Victoria’s Secret shit. It’s candy coated, corporate vanilla scented feces that looks all the fucking same and doesn’t push her in her modeling to levels or places I can get turned on by….

It’s like she’s a wasted hot as fuck model for them…like rich trashy women are a waste of money…or my wife is a waste of fucking space….but luckily they let her venture out an show her little graceful titties in other publications…cuz it makes her corporate spokesperson shit easier to stomach when I can cross reference her cleavage to her small natural titties…it’s the little things that matter.

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2012

15

Mar

Maryna Linchuk Titties in Some Polaroids of the Day

Her name is Maryna Linchuk and I’ve done a a couple of posts on her Titties before …she’s a model…who gets topless for fashion or for photographers…or just in pictures trying to get ahead in the modeling world…showing just how serious and versatile she is….because no one has time for no name models who don’t show their tits….and the whole thing is amazing….you see cuz it reminds us that if you sugar coat something as being art or fashion…people get naked…it’s way easier than trying to convince a bitch to get naked by telling her it’s porn and people everywhere will jerk off to her…even if the results are the same…girls just don’t like being labeled whores…even when they are whores…

That said, these are some polaroids she shot with some dude named Paul Rowland…and they have a hot, amateur, snuff film from the 70s feel and I’m into it….to bad there’s not bush….but I’ll live….we’ll all live….we are survivors….and we adapt.

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2012

15

Mar

Playboy Knows I’m a Celebrity and My College Basketball Picks of the Day

I got in a fight with a girl on the internet for saying something like “I’m Famous on the Internet”….and she made a point of saying that I wasn’t…hurting my feelings, making me cry a little cuz I’m a sensitive soul, but then realizing, she was just a dumb cunt who doesn’t know what’s up, cuz I have the best and biggest site on the internet people pretend they don’t read….and I’m famous on the internet…but don’t take my word for it….Playboy agrees. They asked me to be part of their Celebrity College Basketball Bracket choices….keep in mind I know nothing about sports….

Here’s my own predictions with my own bracket …even though I don’t know shit about sport….the power of alcoholism and a sixth sense I credit my native American roots told me this was the way it was gonna pan out…..but you’ll just have to see…March Madness is here motherfuckers….

Now since you are here for the pussy….Playboy posted a HOT GALLERY OF HOT BITCHES WITH BASKETBALLS TO CELEBRATE

But you can also CHECK OUT MY BRACKET .

Posted in:stepFAME

2012

15

Mar

Anastasia Ashley is Going to Have Sex With Me One Day of the Day

There is a pro surfer chick I want to have sex with and by have sex with I mean knock up so that she’s stuck with me for life…named Anastasia Ashley…Her ass drives me fucking nuts and need to see more of it…ideally dancing on my fucking face/chin/fingers….

I generally hate all the bitches I post…but surfers are cool shit…I envy their lifestyles and want to lick their salt stains off their skin like some kind of horse in the barn…. rockin bodies are my weakness…

The good news is that pro surfers are a little easier to stalk than hollywood trash with their big houses and 24 hour security camera….you know all I gotta do is ask my friend in Hawaii to hit the beach with a camera….take some pics…follow her home and I’m in….

Sure these pics aren’t tasting her pussy off my beard, but shit’s good enough for me….since I’m not in Hawaii….and can’t find whatever beach hut she’s sleeping in and crawl in bed with her pretending to be her loser boyfriend…who I like to think of as an obstacle between me and my new soul mate….you know since Lohan didn’t pan out….

Anastasia Ashley….we will end up loving each other when you’re gay looking boyfriend with his children of the corn Old Navy commerical hair fucks up…and he will…I’ll be your shoulder to cry on, and penis to not realize is inside you, partially cuz of the roofies…but mainly cuz it’s that small.

I love you…or at least love your ass….or at least love the idea of chipping my tooth on your body….just marry me already…our love affair has gone on too long….it’s time to

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2012

15

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was drunk on fucking life 10 years ago….which is unfortunate….cuz I’ve been dealing with a hangover….

The good news is that you don’t think I’m famous, but Playboy thinks I’m a celebrity …..and Playboy is more important a judge than you.

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I’m going to the top asshole.

Crazy UFO Weirdos ARe Just Too Much – VIDEO
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The Hottest Cheerleaders of March Madness 2012
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Free Cam Shows, Because Thursday Should Be a Lot of fun
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Sabrina Sabrok Has the Biggest Breasts In The World
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Nina is One Sexy Red Head
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Ashley Hart In A Bikini
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Live Web Cam Sluts. Gotta Love Em
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She’s Toying Her Pussy On Web Cam
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The 50 Craziest Car Chase Scenes In Movie History
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Marie Osmond Wets Herself With Excitement!
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Posted in:MHD

2012

14

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

SO it is international “Steak & BJ” Day….

I just assumed every day was “Steak & BJ Day”….but I guess not everyone is a famous celebrity blogger from the internet everyone hates…but pussy manages to flock to for whatever weird reason….even if the caliber of the pussy is questionable…it’s still pussy….

And what it comes down to is that I need my own International Day….I’m gonna work on that…while eating steak and getting a BJ…..or maybe I’ll be counter culture, anti the masses, fuck the mainstream, non conformist and just drink and eat pussy today.

I’m such a rebel…

I know…no one thinks I am an actual celebrity….but Playboy does….

Here are the stepLINKS…

Lindsay Lohan Hit Another Person With Her Car. Oh Good
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Charlize Theron Did The World a Favor and Chose Not to Ruin Her Vagina!
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Live Web Cams Make Any Day Better
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A Guy Bench Presses While Doing a Wheelie
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Cunt Chrissy Teigan Showing Tits
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Kate Upton’s 25 Sexiest Sports Moments.
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Cat Thinks It is a Dog
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The 15 Hottest Teachers in Movies
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Sam Faiers Unknown Bikini Pictures
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For The Rapper And/Or Black Athlete In Your Life
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Brittany Hawkes Strips Down
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Bobsled Terror!
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Would you Spend 8K a month just to look like this?
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Lea Michele Pantless
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Salma Haeyk’s Hiding Her Tits
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The UFO Guy is a Star
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Guess Who Was a High School Lesbian?!
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Another Awesome Asian Overload (100 Pictures)
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Free Cam Shows Are the Best Gift I Can Give You
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Lesbian Slut Gets Assfucked By Her Girlfriend – VIDEO
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Kate Upton’s 25 Sexiest Sports Moments
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Vanessa Hudgens Bent Over Bra Peek!
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Who is Megan Hilty Though?
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Lookin Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Well Hey There Meat Curtains
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OPEN WEIGHT CLASS LESBIAN FIGHT
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Deryck Whibley Looks Like a Fucking Midget Next to His New Girlfriend Hahahaah
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How Many Ways Can You Spell Douche?
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Another Anya Sakova Strip at the Beach
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Rihanna in her Underwear for Armani
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Jiggly Booty GIF! Yes!
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Candice Swanepoel and Erin Heatherton, Oh My!
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The Hottest Chick You Will Peobably See All Day
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50 Gallon Drum Implosion – VIDEO
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Gotta Love Some Carlie Banks
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When The Stolen Checks Stop Coming In: Bernie Madoff’s Wife Is Now Picking Up Trash
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Ivy Likes to Licky Pussy – VIDEO
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Survey Time: Celeb Babes, Sexy Cheerleaders, Hot Places To Fuck
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Zakira is on the Fucking Machine
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Melanie Shows Off Her Bikini – VDEO
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Hey There Fashion Cutie
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Chrissy Teigan is Super Sexy
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This Chick is Showing Her Titty Skills! – VIDEO
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David Lynch PSA from 1991
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Ass Crack And Tits And A Tiny Bikini. Ashley Hart, The Perfect Trifecta!
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Spring Breakers in Bikinis
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The Internet Has Taken Over Coffee….
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Shenae Grimes , Just Because
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I’d Like to Be All Over Rachelle Cindy
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Battleship, That Shitty Movie With Rihanna, Has a New Trailer and Here It Is
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Selena Gomez And Vanessa Hudgens Drop A Ton Of Uber Sexy Bikini Cleavage While Riding Scooters… Hoochie Mama!
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Hairiest Girl in the World….Even Hairier Than My Sister!
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3 Chicks, 6 Tits And Some Ass
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Andrea Rincon in Playboy March 2010
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Looking Down Mila Kunis’ Shirt of the Day
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Taylor Momsen in Heavy Make-Up and Leather Pants
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Nina Dobrev Hot Little Body
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Katy Perry in Panties in Concert – Disgusting
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Ashley Greene On Set
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Annalynne McCord On Set
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Cheryl Cole Got Legs
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Some Bitch Named Brooke Vincent
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Some Madeleine Stowe Like it Was the 90s
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stepSMUT!
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smutMEET – Porn Dump
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Webcam Star of the Day
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Good With Her Fingers
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Juicy Ass Gets Spanked
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The Best Porn On the Internet Today!!!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

14

Mar

Mila Kunis in a Semi-See Through Shirt at the Airport of the Day

I am the kind of guy who really thinks Mila Kunis has got it going on….

I mean other than the pollution and damage Culkin’s cock has probably done to her pussy…something I can still see past…because I have no standards but more importantly haggard, battered, damaged pussy with baggage that could even be HIV positive is kinda what I do….It just never looks as good as this…or smells as good as I think this must smell…because I get some low grade pussy….and this Mila Kunis shit is top tier….at least in terms of Hollywood….cuz for the most part….Hollywood pussy is not really top notch pussy….but eager to be famous, liked, all insecure and irritating pussy….but when it looks like Mila Kunis…it works for me….at least for me to look at in pictures for the sake of this blog…cuz I’m more into jerking off on girls that to pictures or videos of girls…I’m crazy like that….you know a 90s pre internet pervert blast from the past…but I can still appreciate how nice it would be to cum in something that’s packaged like this…

Here she is at the airport in a see through….


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