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2012

09

Mar

Lindsay Lohan’s Smart Hair Move of the Day

Here’s some obnoxious fake British accent making some commentary on some pictures I am not allowed to post, complete with obnoxious jokes, unfounded assumptions, overall low quality coverage….but luckily, with the help of the mute button, I am capable of focusing on the core of what really matters here and that is that Lohan is going to win a fucking Oscar….all you idiots just keep trying to bring her down…laugh at her cuz you would rather do that than focus on your own shitty lives staying in on a Saturday night to watch her….while she’s not staying in to watch you…if you know what I mean…and that is that she’s a fucking superstar and I want to get her pregnant at least now I do as her cheeks swelling goes down and her shitty whore hair gets a little more normal….

This is my Leave Lohan alone post like I was that tranny Chris Cocker and she was Britney.

She’s only 25 motherfuckers. I don’t even remember being 25. I was a fucking mess and look at me now….running the internet in my own delusions….

Give her a fucking break. She’s hot. More importantly…she’s Lindsay fucking Lohan…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

09

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am in an international women’s day hangover…no more international women for me….I hardly slept…I spent the majority of the night getting re-acquainted with my vagina….hand mirror and squats and all….cuz I don’t ever want to be one of those girls who hates her vagina….

As the least respected female blogger on the internet….International Women’s day really speaks to me….I am a true lover of women, just trying to celebrate women and their parts that make them women, only to be hated by women, really hurts….

That’s why I drink

Here are some links….

Terry Richardson Has Topless Scout Willis Pics
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Granny is Rockin a Switchblade Hairbrush Whaaaaaaat? – VIDEO
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Welcome to Hailey’s Hideaway
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20 MLB Wives and Girlfriends to Sizzle Up Spring Training
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Free Cams Will Make This Friday All It Can Be
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I Could Watch This Girl Jump Alllllll Daaaaayyy
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25 Fictional Restaurants That Our Fat Asses Would Be Eating At If They Could
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Live Web Cam Sluts, Because You May Be Lonely, You In The End You’re Never Really Alone
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Horny Amateur Uses Her Dads Power Tools
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Posted in:MHD

2012

08

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Little known fact…..I invented international women’s day….that was before realizing I fucking hate international women…they’re the worst…but their vaginas are alright…

Here are the stepLINKS….bitches.

Susan Sarandon’s Got a Great Big Tit
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Ashley Olsen in Some Deer in the Headlights Fetish Pics
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This Angelina Jolie Look-a-Like Looks Nothing Like Angelina Jolie
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Cameron Diaz Banging Body
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Would You Bang This Skinny Ass?
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Why Is Miley Cyrus So Fucking Stupid?
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January Jones Has Big Tits and Tight Pants
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30 Beached Dolphins Saved
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Hulk Hogan Banged So Many Women After His Divorce He Doesn’t Recognize Woman In Sex Tape
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Will Smith is Gay and Here’s the Story
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Live Web Cam Sluts. The Best Gift I Can Give You
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Humvee Airless Tires WTF?! – VIDEO
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http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2012/03/the-25-most-anticipated-movies-of-the-sxsw-2012-film-festival
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Katie Price is Selling Some Thing or Another
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Spring Breakers is Peddling Ass in Their Movie and I Like It
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I’d To Have a Handful Each of Shannon’s Tits
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Miranda Kerr Does A Japanese Lipton Limone Ad [VIDEO]
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Free Cam Shows That Will Drive You Wild
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RIP Austin’s Finest….
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College Girl Self Fisting – VIDEO
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Winter’s 100 Steamiest Sports Hottie Twit Pics
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Kendra Wilkinson 34-23-32 Bikini Body
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Duchess Kate, Just Because
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This is Our Future – VIDEO
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This Asian Girl Has Got Talent
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COED SORORITY SLUTS LEARN A LESSON IN TRUST – VIDEO
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Jessie J & More Pants-Ditching Celebs (PHOTOS)
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Vanessa Hudgens Hipster Dufus
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Frat House Documentary Freaks Me Out
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Russell Brand Has Big Tits and Tight Pants
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Dubstep Like a Parrot
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Who Wilmer (FEZ) Banging Now You Ask?
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Nelli Roono on a Glass Table
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Emmy Rossum Pokies
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Catia Carvalho is All Oiled Up
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Ahhhh Minka Kelly is Great
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Hottest Indian – Oh Sorry, NATIVE AMERICAN – You Will See Today
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Girl Going Down In A Shopping Cart – VIDEO
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Self Shot Mirror Girls
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What Did Lindsay Lohan Do To Her Face?
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Humvee and it’s Airless Tires
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Vanessa Hudgens Is Quite Possible High
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Katy Perry Tits Will be in 3D
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Hailey James is Oh So Sexy
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Jr High School Teacher Busted For Previous Porn Performances
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The Maid of Honor Wants to Fuck the Bride to Be
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April Milford Strips For ZOO Magazine’s Sexylikey Shoot – VIDEO
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How About a Sexy Gal in Polka Dots
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Mena Suvari & Tara Reid @ “American Reunion” World Premiere
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Beauty Queen Gets Nude – VIDEO
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Dennis Rodman’s Drug Overdose (PICS)!!!
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White Trash Pinata Fun – VIDEO
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America’s greatest superhero 3D Man invades NY Comic Con
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Bangin Candy: Kyra Chaos (Drake’s Latest Video Vixen) [Photos]
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Emma Stone Talking About Her Body Sucks
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Jessie J is Not Wearing Pants
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Fellowship of the Ring Remix for the Virgins
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Miley Cyrus Hates Handicapped People
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Holly Peers – Page 3 – Great Tits
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Nina Bott – Some German Actress – Naked in Playboy
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Jaime Pressly Naked in Playboy in 1998
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Maria Del Lujan Hot Ass in Maxim Argentina – Pretty Naked and Topless
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Elisandra Tomacheski in her Bathing Suit
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Lucy Collett Topless and Busty as Fuck for Loaded
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Emma Glover Naked Ass for Best Back Pack Article Ever
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Rosanna Arkle for Aussie Zoo
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Mandy Moore in Some Tight Pants
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Rachel Bilson – NO Make-UP
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Natalia Velez Modeling Bikinis
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2012

08

Mar

Kate Middleton’s Royal Upskirt With the Queen of the DAy

This is what happens when you let the working class mingle with royalty…they just aren’t bred or groomed the same. It’s like throwing a fucking drain wreck into a china shop…and no matter how many times she practiced, or even too etiquette classes when on her quest of being a fraud spending the better part of your middle class life trying to lock this Price and future King cock inside you in efforts to get the good life…It’s far easier than working…..only to take the lessons she learned in herGold Diggers for Dummies book, that she used as a guide to make the rest of the family believe she wasn’t a using cunt in it for the money and throwing them out the window, cuz he married her, she won, he’s fucked, and now her panties are gonna go on display like she was back at her trailer park she grew up in…..only the fancy, connecting with the working class, re-inventing interest in the monarch version…

Who cares, I can’t even see panty….but for the sake of this post, that’s all I see. Otherwise I got nothing people.


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Posted in:Kate Middleton

2012

08

Mar

Tulisa Contostavlos Has a Really Shitty Ass of the Day

I am still amazed that this anal loving greek sloppy bodied pig is only 23, but more importantly, I’m amazed that she’s Cheryl Cole’s replacement on X-Factor….it just doesn’t make sense…you see cuz Cheryl Cole is fucking hot, prison tats and all, and this bitch….well this bitch just does anal, cuz greeks have two pussies, onee they shit out of and one that babies and periods come out of. Happy Internation Woman’s Day…..

I’ve posted on her HALF NAKED BODY BEFORE and I probably didn’t say anything much different about her…but I guess I haven’t got the point across and have to keep on trying….eventually leading to her landing an eating disorder…or something….

Here she is in America on her attempt to take over the media here as she has over there because she must have a serious secret about Cowell he wants to keep underwraps….(child rape)

What it comes down to is that I prefer her in a bikini to these shorts…but more importantly, I bet she’s got a lot of black boyfriends.


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Posted in:Tulisa Contostavlos

2012

08

Mar

Alyssa MIller Topless for Fashion of the Day

These could be some old pictures of Alyssa Miller topless for fashion, and they probably are, but I figure hey can’t be that old, considering she’s only 21, and even if they were, it wouldn’t really matter, because topless pics are timeless, I know plenty of dudes who can still fap to vintage playboy shoots, or nude scenes from movies that were made decades ago, or even to pictures of their own mom’s in bikinis…..so these particular pics of her nipples are new to the site, thus new to me, thus new to you cuz I do this all day and if I haven’t seen them, then you probably haven’t either….

If throwback nipple pics isn’t enough for you, here she is for Ay Yildiz Swimwear in 2011…..for no reason other than posting half naked pics of her works for me. You’re all a bunch of fucking dirtbags….

Posted in:Alyssa Miller

2012

08

Mar

Hulk Hogan’s Sex Tape Round One of the DAy

Wrestling is the gayest sport on TV, firstly it is not a real sport, but guys acting, secondly, those guys acting are half naked and grinding each other like a gang of queers, for little boys to watch at home and simulate with their friends…in what could be the single reason gay is so popular now, that’s to the 1980s…

So I can assume you really want to see Hulk Hogan fuck, or see what he looks like when he fucks, you can just watch this clip of him working out in ’87, it’s probably the same thing, just a little older, greyer, with some nasty striper porn bitches in the Mix….

But if that’s not good enough, there’s a Hulk Hogan sex tape that’s being talked about. Apparently between his divorce and his remarriage to a girl that looks like his daughter, he went on a fucking rampage that he doesn’t remember, but that someone captured on video….

Now it never really happens like that, but they like to pretend for the press, I know lots of legalities come into the mix and all these sex tapes are usually leaked….

What it comes down to is that I want to see everyone in the world have sex, so this works for me.

While you’re waiting for it to drop – weirdo – FOLLOW THIS LINK TO GET ACCESS TO MOST OF THE CELEB SEX TAPES EVERY RELEASED THANKS TO VIVID.

Now here are some pics of him being a dirtbag creep..with his daughter…amazing how the love a father feels for his daughter is sometimes so strong he needs to cop a feel and jerk off to it.

Posted in:Hulk Hogan

2012

08

Mar

Old and Drunk Goldie Hawn Turns Me On of the Day

Here are some pics of Goldie Hawn fucking wasted and I love it. Maybe it is cuz I’m a chronic binge drinker, which is socially acceptable term for a fucking dirtbag drug, or maybe it is cuz I love drunk girls of all ages cuz they are fun, entertaing and always put out…

Sure, Goldie Hawn wasted was probably far more rewarding 30 or 40 years ago when she was starting out…all round assed and cute, before polluting the world with Kate Hudson….but getting with this is still a trophy I’d love to hang on my wall….

There’s just something about old, over tanned, falling off her chest, rich woman tits I want in my mouth….age is just a number and when they are done with menopause you don’t have to worry about that whole need to get knocked up bullshit that results in shit like Kate Hudon….

What it comes down to is that I just hate Kate Hudson.


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Posted in:Goldie Hawn

2012

08

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is the best post, arguably on the entire internet, because it’s a cross section of the American people, it’s non discrimenatory, or fixated on the rich, powerful, glamourous detached from American life….It is a mix of everything, I mean unless you consider focusing on idiots who make the news typecasting and stereotyping….either way…it is the best post on the internet.

Mother, Son Duke It Out Over Salsa
Christopher Phillips, a 23 year old Florida man, got very upset when his mother tried to use some of his salsa and taco sauce without his permission. Phillips got so worked up he put his mother in a head lock, injuring her neck and breaking her glasses. Phillips along with his girlfriend, 27 year old Lisa Tyre, are both facing battery charges.

Ohio Girl Tased While In Diabetic Shock, Loses Brutality Law Suit
In Stow, OH Chelsea Garrett was pulled over after experiencing temporary blackouts on the road from her diabetes medicine. During the traffic stop, the officer used a taser on her multiple times.

California Teacher Moonlighting In Porn?
Junior High School students in Oxnard are being told to avoid internet sex sites, not on general principal, but because they might see one of their teachers.

Affidavit: CPS Worker Paid Teen for Sex
An investigator for Texas Child Protective Services has been arrested and charged with the sexual abuse of a child.

Model fired for ‘big hips’
A Dutch model is the winner of a lawsuit against her agency after claiming she was fired for having big hips.

Lottery Winner On Welfare
Andrea Clayton, a Michigan woman won $1 Million in the lottery, spent money on new cars and a new house, but is using welfare money to buy food and sees nothing wrong with it.

Child Finds Condom on School Playground
The mother of a second grader, who found an open condom on an Austin elementary school playground, is speaking out.

Miami Cop Fired For Driving With Mattress On Roof Of Patrol Car
A Miami-Dade County police officer is out of a job just days before retirement when she was spotted driving a patrol car with mattresses tied to the roof.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2012

08

Mar

Bar Refaeli Lingerie Pictures For Passionata of the Day

I like my Jewish girls hot, big tittied, and army trained. The kind of bitch who can negotiate blood diamonds for me in hebrew, while being capable of sniffing out terrorist attacks and stopping them in hand to hand combat….especially when they have a modeling contract, a pre-req for having sex with me as of last week.

Not that Bar Refaeli ever did the military, she was too spoiled and a model fucking A List celebs for that, but I still can have fantasies of feeding her pussy my dick latkes on Purim while she’s dressed up like Wonder Woman like the bitch I saw leaving the synagogue this morning with her two kids in tow.

Posted in:Bar Refaeli