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2012

02

Mar

Micaela Schaefer in a Ridiculous Red Carpet Outfit of the Day


I don’t care who Micela Schafer is. It doesn’t matter. What matters is that she showed up to an event wearing this outfit….and the event was called Holiday on Ice….which I can assume hasn nothing to do with wearing pretty much next to fucking nothing on the red carpet…it’s at the point of why bother getting shit stains on that thong ass, you might as well just show up to the event naked….like that Adrienne Baillon Vagina Flashing Bitch

Who cares….it’s funny and she should keep up the good work.

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2012

02

Mar

Hot Aussie Girls In Their Underwear of the Day

I hate to be an asshole to some DJ who has the ability to lure a decent amount of pretty decent looking girls to run around and play around in their underwear…..but I’m so not feeling this song at all…..maybe I’m old, maybe I don’t get it, maybe I’m just too fast on the mute button trigger finger…..but I believe that getting hot young girls half naked makes hits….so shitty song or not….it doesn’t matter…cuz I watched it…and I’ll probably watch it again…it’s good foreplay for masturbation…you know if these are just everyday girls who want to be in a music viddeo acting like strippers and not actual strippers…I have serious hope for the younger generation…so much hope I’m gonna start trying to hang out with them…

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2012

02

Mar

Adrienne Baillon Pussy Flash of the Day

Here’s an amazing example of a girl trying to make herself famous…because she gets straight to the fucking point and there is absolutely no fucking around….seriously…

I know I say I don’t know who a bitch is and most of the time I mean it….but it is really just me being lazy about trying to think about where I’ve heard the name before….but I can say with confidence I have never heard of this girl….but wish I had…cuz if she was so eager to get famous….maybe she’d sit on my face to rename this site “Adrienne Baillon’s Home of Other Girl’s TIts and my Occassional Pussy Flash”….

Seriously, no panties, vagina out, at the press wall for some bullshit….

This is fucking golden….

But then again, I like seeing every girl’s pussy.

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2012

02

Mar

Kaylee DeFer Bikini Top of the Day

Kaylee DeFer is some Gossip Girl bitch I’ve never heard of – but I’m tired of saying I’ve never heard of bitches so I am just gonna say that we’re old friends who went to high school together….she was full of acne…and I convinced her getting jerked off on her face cleared it up and great memories followed….and clearer skin….skin I’ve read she attributes her success to….You’re welcome Kaylee Defer….

She posted some shitty bikini pics that are a bit too real life…for my liking…but some of you may be into the skin folds that girls try to hide….cuz it gives you options to fuck when she’s on her period…

Good fucking times…DrunkenStepfather feels like it’s back.

Posted in:Kaylee Defer

2012

02

Mar

The Lohan Face Looks Like a Cartoon Character of the Day

Fuck LINDSAY LOHAN and the media blitz she’s getting for being on Saturday Night Live….also known as the most depressing show on TV….cuz it means you are sitting at home on a Saturday night…waiting for a depressing fucking sunday….well now they done gone made it worse…sadder….unless you’re like me and you love sad, depressing, horrible things so much you want to fuck it right in her bloated fucking pig face, cartoon character cheeks like you were Sam Ronson’s skinny jeaned dick……

Either way, this Lohan face looks like it’s got a mind of it’s own…a mind I wish was rimming my fucking ass.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

02

Mar

Faces of Now by Hedi Slimane for V Mag of the Day

Hedi Slimane is some fashion designer….this is some feature he did called the faces of now for V Magazine….but all I notice is titties…all I ever notice is titties…especially from V Magazine a magazine that always brings the fucking tits…cuz tits are very fashionable….except when they are on this site…that’s when people categorize them as porn…even if it is all high concept and artistic….and other people are making millions off them…

I’m such a bottom feeder…literally…I love sucking a good asshole after I’ve washed it with vaginal juice…

Shit, I’m Jesus Martinez, have you read that guys smut? Now you have.

Posted in:Hedi Slimane

2012

02

Mar

Diora Baird, Anna Faris, Brooklyn Decker, Amy Schumer Got Titties In April’s GQ UK Issue of the Day

Who knows or cares who Diora Baird is….her parents, family, friends, mayby…..Guys she gave herpes to? Probably…a few stray fans who probably jerk off to her tits less now than they used to since they are at that stage in the relationship/ since she hasn’t existed the last decade…..but luckily GQ UK brought out some other more relevant pussy in the form of Anna Faris, Brooklyn Decker and Amy Schumer to take some of the pressure of Diora Baird while giving their readers some variety instead of leaving them thiking, Diora Baird? Who the fuck is that?…..

It is their comedy issue…I already posted Olivia Wilde’s Cover and it turns out that these tits are no joke…but what they are doing to them kind of is and as much of a joke snob as I am…you know cuz I don’t laugh or find anything funny…this joke is one I can endorse, appreciate, and try to get myself pregnant to….

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2012

02

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I decided to go mainstream. I’m going to go Hollywood. I figure if you can’t beat them join them….and the pussy that hollywood people get is substantial and plentiful…I’m tired of all the bottom feeding…you heard it here first….I’m gonna be the next Britney Spears motherfukcer….the only thing between me and that fame….is my constant naps….fuck you sleep apnea you’ve ruined my hopes and dreams…oh and my no talent….

We take what we can get now here’s the morning links…

These Massive Snow Chunks Are Crushing CARS!!! WTF – VIDEO
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Let’s Help Kick Start Friday With This Super Sexy Brunette
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Sports Hottie Report Cards: Grading the Top 100
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Free Cam Shows Will Make Your Day a Little Better
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Some Fun With Art on the Subway
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Homeless Woman Might Get Jailtime for Sending Her Son to Better School District
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Zac Efron Dropped That Condom To Impress Nicole Kidman. Of Course.
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Masturbating Girl Gets Caught by Her Mommy
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Live Web Cams, Come On Come All
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2012

01

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Fucking girls on facebook never works. The screen always gets in the way.

Here are the stepLINKS

J Woww Big Fake Titty Cleavage
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And While We’re on the Subject of Plastic Surgery, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO LIL KIM’S FACE
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Hulla Hoop Bitch in Shorts
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Trike Drifting
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Mila Kunis Hot Photoshoot Slut
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I Wanna Fuck Christina Ricci in Marie Claire
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25 Swimsuit Models Who Can Steal Kate Upton’s Crown
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Lindsay Lohan’s Face: What Happened?
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Live Web Cam Sluts, Yeah That’s Right, LIVE
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Check Out This Chicks Skills – VIDEO
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TV’s 10 Best Mysterious Story Lines
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Leilani Dowding Bikini Malfunction
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Bristol Palin’s Reality Show Is Sure To Be A Huge Success and By Huge Success I Mean Giant Flopping Failure
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Well Hello Miss Leila
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Lindsay Lohan Still Thinks She is Gonna Win an Oscar Hahahahahhaha
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Lingerie Lovely: Patricia Beck
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Free Cam Shows Will Make the Rest of Your Evening Bearable
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Amazing Girl Gets Her Pussy Wet – VIDEO
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Recasting Basketball Wives: Hot Wives and Girlfriends We Actually Want to Watch
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Aubrey O’Day’s Bikini Body on Twitter
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Reason to Punch Yourself in the Face of the Day
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This Disgusting Pig Would Rather Fuck a Horse
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She Puts the ASS in ClASSical
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Mila Kunis Shoots Christian Dior Ad in Paris
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Why So Glum Hef?
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Mya is a Glam Warrior
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Izabel Goulart Topless
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Trying on Clothes Voyeur Video
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Vanessa Minnillo Hotness
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Stocking on a School Girl = WIN
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Patricia Beck Looks Good In Lingerie
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No Such Thing As a Bad Nip Slip
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Birthday Girl Ke$ha’s 25 Wildest Poses
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Carmen McCarthy is Hot and Wet
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Top 5: Courtney Stodden Twitter Round Up!
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Malena Morgan Has Some Fun With a Toy
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Nina Adgal – Sports Illustrated 2012
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I Don’t Think This Girls Skirt Could Be Much Shorter
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Renee Bargh Will Make A Great Replacement For Maria Menounos
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That is One Big Dildo
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Paula Deen = Still Fat
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This Bitches Car Gets Stolen While She’s Fighting Hahahahahah – VIDEO
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The 66 sexiest female athletes in the world
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Some Draya Michele Hotness
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Can Steve Martin Get a Standing Ovation?
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Maryln Monroe Hot Throwback Photoshoot
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Birthday Girl Fail
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Paper Airplane Distance Record
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Miley Cyrus Lace Bra
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Psychotic Bone Cracking Massage
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I Wish She Would Let Go Of The Bikini String…
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Hot Little Whore In Training. She Has Good Pedigree
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Fuckable Milf. Just Cover That Face
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Cat Loses His Shit
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Miley Cyrus Sweet Slutty Lace Bra
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Sofia Vergara Sucking Cotton Candy
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Elizabeth Olsen on Leno
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Olivia Wilde GQ Pics
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Lucy Collett and Hannah Martin Topless in Front
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Pregnant British Glamor Model Sophia Cahill Naked on the Runway –
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Today’s smutMEET!
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Wife Rides Cock Like a Pro
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Webcam Star of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

01

Mar

Katy Perry Brings Her Ass Cheeks Out in Public of the Day

So I don’t have the rights to show you the picture of Katy Perry in this ill advised granny panty under a see through dress outfit that I can only assume she came up with herself…since she has the worst fucking style imaginable…..but based on her sloppy from the waist down body…..she’s gotta Kim Kardashian the shit and hide it, strap it down, with all her fucking power….not flaunt it as a billboard explaining why Russell Brand divorced her..I mean there is only so much sloppy ass a dude can take before he has to divorce a bitch….but since this is Katy Perry we’re talking about….it is safe to assume there is so much more depth to why a man would leave her…from her being a talentless cunt who probably thinks she has talent…to her annoying voice….to her bad skin…she’s just not marriage materian unless you’re a K-Fed…but even K-Fed got himself Britney….a leaps and bounds above this trash in terms of pretty much everything…

Katy Perry is a hack….Let’s hope someone pranked her with this….and Here’s the seriously ill-advised outfit that clearly her ass has no business wearing….


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Here are the rest of her Interview Photoshoot…That I previously posted…..I hate to admit she looks better than she’s ever looked….but that could just be my Amy Winehouse Dead or Alive fetish talking…

Here’s some nipple tassles on a back up model – you know to make this scene seem more authentic…

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