Yesterday there was a story of Shakira surviving a Sea Lion attack…resting and covered in bruises…after escaping death like the action figure she is….and today we have Shakira on the beach….proving yet again that celebrity gossip is a pile of shit…but it’s almost tolerable when the celebs are half naked….cuz good or bad looking……half naked is always good….
The again…these could be old pics…and I could have my time line all fucked up and these are just the trials and tribulations of a job that isn’t a job….it’s such hard work for something that doesn’t fucking matter..
You probably figured out with the half dozen kids these freaks have that Victoria Beckham is a total whore who loves her husbands cum and apparently where his cum comes from….sticking around despite his cheating on her and all the scandals….all because she loves where his cum comes from….and here she is in New York for fashion week making a statement or tribute to them balls by doing one of those “tourist” pictures, you know the ones you see assholes put on facebook that normally involve holding the leaning tower up, or making the EIffel Tower stick out of their asses, only Posh Spice is doing it substantially better…cuz I like middle aged moms getting drunk and slutty especially on camera….it is the good kind of embarrassing for everyone involved…especially the kids back home…about to get teased by their friends after seeing their mom on youtube drunk dancing at a wedding…or grabbing at balls….Married couples are so weird.
I posted the above pic of Scarlett Johansson’s overrated ass in a bikini all 30 years old, divorced and sloppy….pretty much blaming marketing for tricking us into thinking she’s hot….or a sex symbol…or whatever you want to call the foundation of her career that has got her raspy voice, shit acting, attention….
Well today the BIKINI PICTURES CONTINUE only she’s was smart enough to wear shorts this time…I’m not allowed to post the new pictures cuz this dude who runs the paparazzi agency that owns them wants to sue me…or may be trying to sue me…so I’d rather just link the shit…not to mention it is Scarlett Johansson, a serious has been wwho never should have been, who needs to step back and live off her fortune she made of the snake oil sex appeal she sold us….
I dont’ know when these classic Ashley TIsdale getting out of car flash your white panties to divert from your weak chin and busted up face….but I’m glad they happened.
That’s all I really have to say about this Tisdale bitch, I mean I’ve probably done hundreds of posts on her – from ugly watch to her bikini fit body…and what I think just doesn’t matter…the ultimate truth is that despite all that sucks about her, I’d love to wear her labia as ear muffs…if you know what I mean….which you do…snorting clit like it was coke and I was Whitney Houston…
Along with Shailene Woodley , VS MAGAZINE most recent issue also featured Julianne Moore …. Helena Christensen …… Elizabeth Olsen and most importantly…these pictures of Rosie Huntington-Whitely’s nipples…I would say the 5 cover issue was Oscar related…but then I remembered Rosie Huntinton-Whitely’s closest encounter with an Oscar was probably when she was fucking her way to the top….moving from model…to actress….if you can call that acting…to masturabtion material for nerds everywhere and I’m into the fact that she still brings out the nipples to party like it was old times cuz she’s hot.
Theodora Richards is some New York socialte hipster who lives off her legendary Rock and Roll father, Keith Richards’ money…..and like all rich kids with famous parents who move to New York…she’s become a model…and with all models….she’s out showing her tits…because fashion is porn….and something I’ve been jerking off to since the 90s, back before the internet, when they would play runway shows sunday afternoon….it was the only see through and nipple on TV that conveniently filled my hungover pervert needs….
I used to be friends with Theodora Richards on Facebook, but she ended that…and all I get to is a picture of her walking the runway in a see through stare at her inheriting a billion dollar nipples…and it’s more entertaining…and substantially more rewarding…now I just need the video…
I love the stepNEWS because it is the only post I do that actually matters…and that I am actually interested in…because celeb pussy, celeb gossip, just never interested me…I just trapped myself into it…I’ve always been more into the weirdos and idiots of the world…the everyday creep, pervert, pedophile school teachers and bus drivers, criminal, racist….so here’s today’s news….
If you missed this one….Man Attacks Pub-Goers with Chain Saw in England
A chain saw-wielding man was caught on CCTV attacking terrified fellow drinkers at a British pub in East Yorkshire after he was asked to leave because he was smoking inside.
Study Shows Drinking May Help Creativity
Scientists claim that raising blood alcohol content to approximately .075 may help solve creative problems.
Teen Apologizes For Racist Whitney Houston Tweet – Pussy
A Michigan teen upset many with his offensive tweet about the death of Whitney Houston.
Video Shows Brawl At Philadelphia School
As new video emerges of violence inside Philadelphia public schools, police are investigating a Samuel Huey Elementary School.
Facebook photos stolen, put on porn site
A website that features child pornography became the center of an FBI investigation after the Facebook photos of over a dozen Massachusetts girls were reproduced on the site.
College Student Suspended For Writing Sexually Suggestive Papers About Professor
A 56-year-old Oakland University student was encouraged to keep a journal in class, but soon he was accused of taking that assignment too far. That student is now suspended for three semesters after writing about attraction to his professor.
Teacher Admitted Attraction to Boys, Collecting Child Porn
A 4th grade teacher in Arizona is accused of having a stash of child porn has admitted to police he’s been collecting the illegal images for at least a decade.
And in the MOST important of news according to my CNN feed on Facebook….since CNN is pretty much Ryan Seacrest and Mario Lopez of news…all candy-coated and full of shit…..a dog cried to Adele in November 2011…..
Here is a picture of CHRISTINA RICCI that I dont’ quite understand why it is recirculating ont he internet….I posted her BREAST REDUCTION SCARS back in 2008…but I figure a 5 year old picture of a bitch I once found hot, but who masacred herself to shape her tits into less of a sloppy tit, is always worth re-posting for a new generation of internet users who may have missed this the first itme……
What it comes down to is that I can’t believe I’ve been writing this site since 2004 and I am still not Rich or Famous…I need to restructure my life…like Christina Ricci restructured her tits…
These are probably the dumbest pictures I’ve posted to date….and I’ve posted a lot of dumb fucking pictures…
Jojo Levesque….who at one point in her career was considered Jailbait…something I never understood…cuz just being 16 doesn’t make a bitch hot to me…but to Americans even the pussy that seems more like the beast you use bait to catch than the bait…you know unattractive, thick and acting all gutter…she’s considered hot until she turns 18….which happened and lead to her banging black dudes, to guys realizing they were crazy to find her hot like her 18th birthday sobered them up and removed the beer goggles…which lead to her falling off the map, forgotten…
The story doesn’t end there…all of a sudden she decides it is comeback tour time so she’s hitting all the malls in America to promote her album to those who still remember her…and when she was at one of these promo events….for Valentines Day…her underwear poked out of the top of her jeans…someone posted it…and other people responded excitedly…confusing the fuck out of me…cuz Jojo is at the stage of her career that people only notice her when her staged leadked pussy pics are released and even then we’re only watching to see what damage all the black guys she fucked did the last decade she hasn’t existed…
Underwear waistband doesn’t deserve this much attention….ridiculous…
I am more into this video titled Valentine’s Day Greeting for Jojo and Timo….probably better than Jojo’s Valentines Day performance…
My claim to fame is that 2.5 years ago, Lindsay Lohan took a liking to me and followed me on Twitter, texted me non stop and even invited me to her hotel room to watch her dance in her pajamas to her unreleased album…She cried about Ronson….I hugged her and felt her amazing tits against my chest….and then she lost interest, changed her number, unfollowed me on twitter, disappeared, went through all her court dates….was unable to land a job and I like to think both are direcly corelated….
Terry Richardson’s claim to fame is that he was a NYC hipster photographer with a trust fund and a dream…immitating artist photographers….and re-inventing it for the mainstream….losing his touch of sleaze that made him worth paying attention to in the first place…but always retaining his celebrity friends…who people want to see pics of….it’s smart marketing…
Here are the outtakes from this LOVE MAGAZINE SHOOT ….and i’m digging them….cuz Lohan’s still hot…even if she’s photoshopped and actually is a wreck…since pictures are the only interraction I have with her now….
