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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day

Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2012

Feb

Amber Rose’s Shitty Fucking Ass of the DAy

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I know this groupie bitch doesn’t matter…but when I saw her ass in tight pants I was so fucking amazed at how fucking bad it was that I had no choice but to post it…and the funny thing in all this is that she’s wearing workout gear…while her ass screams that no working out has ever gone into this ass…and she doesn’t matter…she isn’t famous…unless seducing rappers by fucking more famous rappers and locking them into your pussy that’s only known cuz it fucks rappers counts as fame…which I guess it does since the paparazzi are up on this….maybe it is actual a scandal and her ass that looks like she shit yourself is actually an ass that has shit itself…if you know what I mean…

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2012

Feb

Camille Rowe Naked for Purple of the Day

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I am falling in love with fashion model who is also coincidentally a nude model cuz fashion is pornographic named CAMILLE ROWE….I am not sure if it is because she’s hot, has great tits, rocks a hot bush, and has nipple rings all while not being skinny…or if it is cuz she’s willing to get naked for fashion in hopes of fulfilling bigger dreams….like becoming a well paid fashion model who does not need to be working as a waitress or bartender or ice cream vendor or 9-5er her entire miserable life….but who instead cashes in by stripping down like a stripper but unlike a stripper cuz she’s got more potential longevity being set for life…or if I love her cuz she’s from France and french girls take it up the ass the first date….all while being far more fun, exciting, into good living and drinking while eating cheese and other lovely things, tanning topless and chain smoking…and that is amazing….

Here are her nude pics for PURPLE MAGAZINE….looking good.

Here she is in some apparent 3-Some Sex Scene from God Knows what….

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2012

Feb

Katie Price/Jordan’s Intentional Leather Skirt Upskirt cuz She’s Amazing of the Day

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Katie Price is my favorite. She is the perfect balance of trash, slut, pornstar, tranny, exhibitionist, rich bitch, money maker, brand, clown, freakis tit, hooker, for me….

It is like she’s mastered the art of being a piece of trash, slut, pornstar, tranny, exhibitionist, stripper, rich bitch, money maker, brand, clown, freakish tit, hooker….there’s no way any other bitch will ever compare…

Sure there are imitators but like a Hermes Purse…they can never beat the real fucking thing…

I have followed her antics for as long as I can remember….and I’m not stopping now…as long as there is Jordan Katie Price…there will be me in the corner watching…She is my queen.

As good as this upskirt pic is…. TOPLESS BEACH PICS ARE FUCKING LEGENDARY

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2012

Feb

Nia Long Cameltoe of the DAy

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All I know about Nia Long is that she wears pants that are too tight for her vagina…or maybe they are just too tasty for her hungry vagina…cuz her vagina is eating it up….who cares…the only Nia Long shit ever on this site was NIA LONG HARD NIPPLES in the forum and it really isn’t important…

What is important is black history month…

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2012

Feb

Agnes Olech in FHM Spain of the Day

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Agnes Olech is some almost 30 aspiring actress who is looking her age as far as I’m concerned …

She was born in Poland, moved to America with her family and has been trying to make it in Hollywood since 2004…but has really just been geting shitty role after shitty role…and for some reason she hasn’t given up because she’s a fucking survivor….or maybe it is just her communist will…the same reason why USSR did so well in the Olympics….only the failed actor version….a shitty inconsistent acting career that probably makes her more money than you make working full time at your shitty job…reminding us how unfair life is…and here she is in FHM Spain…in a bikini with a knife…racy….but with her level of fame…this should be a sex tape…or a leaked nude…and my promoting this takes away from the hope she gives up and gives in to the slutting needed to make it in America and live that unrationed toilet paper dream…

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2012

Feb

Reese Witherspoon’s Tits Popping Out of her Dress of the Day

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I find Reese Witherpoon a tedious fucking all american southern piece of shit bible thumping cunt….who is both too dumpy to be noticed despite all her jogging…and too shitty at acting to deserve to be a fucking Academy Award winner….She is a chubby bitch who shoulda been killed or at least comatose vegetable after being hit by a car when God had his wrath on her for pretending to be this wholesome Christian….when Actor’s can’t be Christian, everything about them is against god…it is the devils work…they are vain, materialistic, superficial people who act god like as people worship them….they are money grubbing, sex out of wedlock, drug using bitches who like Reese Witherspoon entrap their first husband by getting knocked up on set…but at least she’s showing some tit…it is the only redeeming thing she has going for her…

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2012

Feb

Paula Patton Cameltoe of the Day

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Here’s Mission Impossible 36 year old Alan Thicke daughter in law dealing with her own big vagina impossible mission…and thats rocking a pair of leggings or tights or whatever the fuck these are without having them jack up her thick pussy lip….maybe it’s because of motherhood…you know the beautiful process of brining life by sacrificing your vagina…leaving her damaged and unable to wear pants like the other girls unless she uses duct tape…or maybe it’s effort to get noticed by the paparazzi….even though you’d think she does a good enough job of that on her own at least that’s what I’d think BASED ON THE HOTNESS IN THESE SHOOTS

Happy black history month…

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2012

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here is the best news feed on the internet according to me…because I don’t bother with Huffington Post even though the bitch was in Montreal yesterday and I should have tricked her to buy my site off me via kidnappiing, cuz then I’d be on the news too…like this group of idiots…from dudes paying 12 year olds for sexy pics…to judges court ordering men to take their wives on dates…to a diabetic in diabetic shock being beat by the cops…this shit changes fucking lives…

Rescued Dog Bites TV News Anchor
KUSA-TV anchor Kyle Dyer sustained injuries after being bitten on live television by a Denver dog rescued from icy waters.

Massachusetts coach charged with enticing boy
A Woburn Little League coach was arraigned on child pornography charges Wednesday. 20-year-old Ray McAllister is accused of using Skype to communicate with a 13-year-old Arizona boy.

Deputies: Man took lewd photos of girl
A Dunedin man who worked part time at a daycare center and volunteered at local schools is accused of paying a 12-year-old girl to pose in explicit photos.

Austin, Texas Coach Charged For Giving Teen Plan B
A former AISD teacher has been charged with Delivery of a Dangerous Drug after allegedly giving a student a contraceptive pill.

Man In Diabetic Shock Mistaken For Drunk Driver, Beaten By Police
A driver was pulled out of his car and assaulted by police who believed he was resisting arrest, but really in diabetic shock.

Philadelphia School Students Go On Slapping Rampage
Two Philadelphia kids, filming themselves as they smack their fellow classmates, and what’s worse, a teacher was in the room when it happened.

Judge Sentences Husband To Date With Wife After Domestic Dispute
A Florida judge ordered a husband to take his wife to Red Lobster for a ‘Date Night’ as a ruling in his domestic abuse charge which involved a fight that started when the husband forgot to wish his wife a happy birthday.

Fight Erupts At High School Basketball Game
A high school basketball game in Charlottesville, Virginia got ugly the other night as a fight broke out between players during the game.

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2012

Feb

Lindsay Lohan Does New York of the Day

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I don’t know why no one yells “How does it feel living with AIDS” to Lohan while attending an aids event for Fashion week…but people are too fucking star struck…they just see a celebrity, instantly think they are important, and start the suck up game…I’ve seen it many times…a bitch will shit talk a famous bitch until she sees the bitch then she starts screaming, asking for autographs, and the whole thing is just too fucking annoying to me…celebrity gossip is a lie….

The good news and the reason I am posting this nonsense is because some homie screams “Lindsay I have coke” or something like that…and it made me happy to see a bitch slandered, yelled obscenities at, even if they aren’t that obscene, because the public needs to revolt….

Here she is from another angle…

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2012

Feb

Victoria’s Secret Sluts Doing a Last Push for Valentines Day of the Day

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The most exciting news I’ve heard is about this BIKINI CLAD MODEL NAMED KYLE BISUTTI who was cast to be a Victoria’s Secret Angel….every slut’s dream…only to decide it isn’t in line with her Christian ideals and her recent marriage …because let’s face it Christians are crazy and don’t grasp that whole “the damage is done” theory that bitch is living the good life cuz of her sinning by being a temptress to other Christians by getting half naked…but since Jesus forgives it’s ok…bullshit…

The fact that they are out promoting for Valentine’s Day, their second biggest event behind Christmas, cuz husbands everywhere are trying or hoping to make their wives look and feel sexy in order to get laid for once…it’s way better than listening to them cry about period pains or how tired they are from cleaning up after the kids….bullshit…

The sad truth is that Victoria’s Secret made 9 Billion dollars in Sales last year…and we’re all the suckers who paid them…all cuz they manipulate us with hot pussy. Insane.

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Here are some videos of Kyle Bisutti – Who has said after asked how she can be all religious after pretty much telling the world she was a whore….”I was growing in my relationship with my lord and the faith and became convicted to honor my husband with my body”….what a cunt….

Here she is in FHM for Christ her Lord and Savior….

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