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2012

08

Feb

Jessica Pare Big Titties in GQ of the Day

It is always hard to be objective and full of hate when you are doing a post on someone you’ve met a few times, seen out many times, who is good childhood friends with people you like, especially when they have great tits…

Her name is Jess Pare, she’s from Montreal but has been out of Montreal for a long fucking time, trying to make it in movies and TV, always willing to show her huge natural tits, whether in that movie about lesbian school girls from the early 2000s, or hot tub time machine, she brings them out…and whether I think she’s the hottest of hot in person, or nice in person, or even great tittied in person, you know compared to non actor bitches when unphotoshopped doesn’t matter cuz she’s making moves and showing off her tits in GQ…and that’s better than I’ve done with my ridiculously awesome tits…so next time I see her in Montreal at a bar, I’ll have no choice but to stage a trip and fall, hoping them tits end up accidentally in my motherfucking mouth….

Here’s the video…..

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2012

08

Feb

Amber Heard Bikini Top for Max of the Day

Amber Heard is trying to be some sex icon….when no one knew who she was she released statements to the press about her bi-sexuality and openness to love and how the source of the orgasms don’t matter…whether guy or girl…just as long as they are happening…all for attention….

Then she went all 60s glam…like she’s Marilyn Monroe or some old hollywood shit…avoiding scandal…loving the attention…and hitting red carpets with platinum hair….cuz she played the love interest in Rum Diaries….even though I was more into HER FETISH SHOOT WITH Vs. Mag….you know cuz it’s all about me…

Well now she’s in some shit called Max, she’s wearing a bra, that’s not entirely erotic enough for me since it lacks nipples…but I’m posting it anyway….

Posted in:Amber Heard

2012

08

Feb

Lacey Banghard Babes In Bed for Nuts of the Day

Her name is Lacey Banghard….and whether it’s a stage name or a real name…but I’m going with stage name…but no one really knows or cares because her claim to fame, besides having a huge set of tits, was winning some 2011 Page 3 Girl Idol competition for the UK Sun for having huge fucking tits….a title not really worth issuing bios and memoirs or running interviews that have more depth than “what’s your favorite lotion to apply to your tits”…..because it’s all about her tits…she’s just a portal to get them out to us….and at 20 years old she knows her fucking calling and embraces that she was pretty much destined to be a titty model and now the UK loves her tits ..and thanks to Nuts Magazine…and their much needed improvements to men’s magazines by introducing nipples, something America mags never did….I love her tits too.

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2012

08

Feb

Eva Mendes in a Bra for Marie Claire of the Day

There’s one thing I like about Eva Mendes…and that is her tits….o wait…there are two things I like about Eva Mendes….and those are her tits…yes we’ve gone over that one all ready….and her willingness to show her tits cuz without a willingness to show her tits…her tits are practically useless in a “If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound” kinda way….and despite popular belief or what Jersey Shore and club girls everywhere tell you…there are a group of girls who hide their massive tits from the world…only to let them be seen by their husbands or the dudes they are fucking…sure most of those bitches are religious…but still a waste of a good rack….

That said, I figure Mendes knows that there are 100,000,000 hispanics in America…50% probably women….10% probably hot women…8 percent probably working as strippers….who would love her gig…so she’s gotta keep the film industry happy…or she’ll just get replaced….

Here are her titties doing cleavage in some magazine…

Posted in:Eva Mendes

2012

08

Feb

Victoria Beckham Pantsless for i-D Magazine of the Day

Here are some pantsless picture of Victoria Beckham reminding all you lazy bitches that just because you have a kid or 4, you don’t have to let yourself fucking go….I don’t think obesity is one of America’s great epidemics…I think these lying cunts who you guys marry, only to have them let themselves go and take on eating everything they didn’t eat before landing a man, in order to land a man, and once a man was landed they could throw that self-discipline out the window….

It only gets worse once they get knocked up and have the kids cuz now they could blame it on baby weight…a collective conspiracy women everywhere are a part of…like a secret society…who are trying to pull a fast one on men everywhere and that’s why they hate bitches like this who disprove all their hard work in making us believe baby weight is an actual thing….and letting it slide since you did make us our babies and we’d be assholes to say you’re a fat pig we have a hard time fucking now that you and your friends are huge….

Posted in:Victoria Beckham

2012

08

Feb

Kelly Brook in Lingerie of the Day

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again….the things they do with photoshop to a bitch are pretty amazing….I figure if she’s allowed to be repetitive by getting half naked and perpetuating lies we all like to look at…I’m allowed to point out what her unphotoshopped truth…a fat ass and stumpy legs actually look like when they aren’t photoshopped….not because I wouldn’t fuck her…or that I really care….or because I am shocked big tits took her this far…..but because I want to see her working gigs she’s better suited for…like fully naked…and pornographic…even if made be to artistic like spreading her unborn fetus all over her when she decided career over family last year….

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2012

08

Feb

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

This guy’s got it all figured out…

Here’s the morning links….while I recover by whatever I ate that then ate away at my stomach all night leading me waking up shit covered with a burning asshole and a fear that a home invader had his way with me before remembering this ghetto shit I live in isn’t something that gets invaded by anything more than harmless homeless squatters…and not in the gay way.

Here’s some links…

And Now, The Best Commercial Ever (Yes, It Has Tits) – VIDEO
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MIA’s Halftime Show Middle Finger vs. Janet Jackson’s Wardrobe Malfunction
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Free Cams to Help You Get Over the Wednesday Hump
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april is a Platinum Blonde
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A January FAIL Compilation – VIDEO
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Kim Kardashian & LeAnn Rimes Are Best Friends Now, Starting That Bible Study
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LIVE Web Cam Sluts, For Your Pleasure
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Horny Girlfriend Tastes Her Own Pussy in Public – VIDEO
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A History of Female Celebrity Breakdowns
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Posted in:MHD

2012

07

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

This cop has it all figured out….

So does this idiot…..

And apparently so do I because despite being broke, in a miserable marriage, obese and a failure at all things…I haven’t killed myself yet…I just get by through alcoholism, hookers and the stepLINKS…

Mel B Fat Ass in a Bathing Suit
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Paz De La Huerta’s Ass Got Fired
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Live Web Cam Sluts For You to Make the Most Of
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Passing Cops at 300 KM/H
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Eva Mendes Tits in a bra Photoshoot
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Jessica White See Thru Dress
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Classic Sports Hotties You Forgot About
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Jennifer Lawrence Has A Sweet Bikini Ass
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I Guess Parrots Get Horny Too – VIDEO
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The 25 Hottest Women On Horror TV Shows
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Maria Menounos Tight Body
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“Adele Is A Little Too Fat” And Other Drops Of Wisdom From Kunty Karl Lagerfeld
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Krissy is Oh So Sweet
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Alana is Super Sexy
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Free Cam Shows. Can’t Beat Em
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Leaked Masterbation Video of a Horny Ex Girlfriend
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Erin Andrews Asks Supermodel to Play Her in Movie
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Jenni JWoWW Panty Upskirt On LIVE WITH KELLY
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Rachel McAdams, Just Cause
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Crazy Slut on a Sibian
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Out With the Old Tits, In With the New
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Some Sexy Anime Showgirls
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Went Blonde
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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I’d Like to Be All Over Joanna
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Busted Car Sex – A Gallery
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The Hottest Smooth Magazine Covers of All Time
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Brandi and Payton Get It On
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JFK Even More Of A Badass Than Previously Thought
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Gotta Love a Sexy Lesbian Make Out – VIDEO
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Katherine McPhee – Sexy Lingerie for Upcoming GQ – VIDEO
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Super Sexy Fashion Blonde
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Tila Tequila in a Bikini Because That Is All She is Good For
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Table Collapses On These Chicks LOL – VIDEO
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Elvire is Chilling Out On the Bed
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8 ways your female friend can help you get chicks
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MIA May Have to Pay a Fine For Giving the Finger During Her Superbowl Performance, You Know Cause She’s So Fucking Bad Ass
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Kyra’s Body is Just Outta Hand
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Hot College Girl of the Day
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Stuntbusters Chevy Camaro SS Burnout at 1000 FPS
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Victoria Beckham Pantsless
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Kim K is Friends With LeAnn Rimes For Attention
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Sophie Turner Braless See Through With Some Tasty Nipples
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Hot Slut in Music Video….
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Bubble Room Prank
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Die Antwoord Does Letterman
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Some Viola Davis Boring Photoshoot….
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Real Housewives Bullshit Fake Tit Photoshhot
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Arianny Celeste And Her Big Tits Spill Out
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If You Banged This Teacher, Would You Tell Anyone?
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Mickey Avalon Filthy Music Video
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Bro VS Hipster
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Rihanna Is Braless. Here Is The Down Blouse
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Rachel McAdams Does Movie Premieres….
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Glass Harmonica
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Nicole Scherzinger Naked in Nothing But a Trench Coat….
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Kourtney Kardashian Bikini Pics….
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Jenny McCarthy Bikini at the Palms
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Brittany Daniels Topless
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

07

Feb

Lindsay Lohan Amazing Tits with Some Nipple for Terry’s Diary of the Day

Long gone are the days she had people do her make-up for her…now she’s like an ex call girl…or showgirl…she’s forced to chain smoke her broken dreams away…waiting for opportunity to knock…unaware of the little pig of a human she is….

It amazes me that she’s 25 years old and not 40….so fucking damaged….but not damaged enough to call up Terry Richardson to take some pics of her hoping to feel like the “artist’s” muse…while he’s hoping to draw more attention to himself – even though he’s already shooting 75 percent of all fashion campaigns….in a a win win that everyone is going to shit on…while there is nothing to shit on…bitch is flaunting her tits…looks amazing and wrecked…and I’m pretty sure she’s showing a bit of nipple….

The only think that would make this better would be if they were self shot and had more labia in it…cuz using top photographers, even though desperate, takes away from the desperation….you know I want her at the point in her life where people like Terry Richardson don’t answer her calls….we’ll get there one day.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

07

Feb

Katherine McPhee Tits in Smash of the Day


So KATHERINE MCPHEE…who I wrote about yesterday for being half naked in GQ is in a new show that I guess is designed to take on Glee with some song and dance shit at the college level….where bitch is training to be in musical theater….and it aired last night….

I have better things to do with my time than watch garbage shows that I don’t think should be produced in the first place cuz TV has ruined america by feeding them lies…while life passes before their eyes….instead of living life trying to fuck whores while drunk……they’re watching them on TV all scripted and lying….but it turns out McPhee showed off her little elegant implants…pushed up and amazing…and here are the screen caps….for those of you smart enough to skip this crap and watch something worthwhile…like porn….where there are actual tits to look at…..

Posted in:Katherine McPhee