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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day
Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day
Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day
Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day
Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day
Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day
Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day
Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day
Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day
Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2012

07

Feb

Kelly Brook for Fabulous Magazine of the Day

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I posted the cover of this busty KELLY BROOK….because I appreciate a set of big tits that have been exploited for personal gain….I think a girl who is born with huge tits and decides “Hey I’m gonna show these off and hope people notice, care and eventually cast me in movies, cuz they are spectacular” is always worth noticing…

Even if the unphotoshopped truth is a fat ass… that is being fought off in the tailend of her career as a half naked busty model…who once SMEARED HER ABORTION all over her naked self in some ritualistic “eat the fetus for a few more years of a career as a sex object”….way…instead of having a baby and throwing it all away while she worked so hard to get this far….

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2012

07

Feb

Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant in a Bikini of the DAy

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Do these little bottom feeding rats ever go away?

I mean there are so many of them and they are all riding off their fat ass sister’s porn career…. thanks to Ryan Seacrest…in one of the best scams in the entertainment industry the last decade….

They don’t matter, they never mattered, they aren’t interesting, yet they are this money making machine of staged lies and exploiting themselves for personal gain….

And I don’t understand why they’d make the hotter one procreate, when the hotter one was the only hope they had…before the little ones got their periods…

Either way, here she is pregnant in her bikini and apparently people care….I just will never figure out why…other than assume America is just a pile of trash.

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2012

07

Feb

Beyonce’s Post Pregnancy Body Debut of the Day

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Here’s some Big News…..and I’m not just saying that cuz it is black history month…and I am not just saying it cuz Beyonce’s all fat and big milk filled titty…I am saying it cuz the media is posting these pics of Beyonce’s big body debut post birthing…and I say who fucking cares….

I just don’t get celebrity gossip….do people email this around like she’s an old friend….you know do they talk about it at the office around the water cooler because they have no life, friend, interests, depth, personality…

I mean haven’t we given her enough fucking love, we made her rich by listening to her music, buying her music, and going to her concerts….despite her Delusions that she’s actually the one giving us the gift of her voice by making us pay for her shit….

What I’m trying to say is fuck this noise….and by noise I mean the cracking of the ground beneath her fat fucking feet. I hate this bitch. She’s the devil.


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2012

07

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s the stepNEWS….I don’t think I really need to intro this post…just watch the local news clips that will remind you how you can be famous…just do something idiotic enough to get noticed…assault your neighbor, stock a celebrity, get in a brawl….be a fucking retard that will support my theory that we’re all fucking doomed….

College Students Have Access to Plan B from a Vending Machine
Shippensburg University provides access to the morning after pill via vending machine.

Surveillance Video of Brutal Atlanta Gang Beating
Atlanta police released surveillance video of a brutal attack on a southwest Atlanta corner on Tuesday.

Volunteer Wrestling Coach Accused of Showing Students Pornography
Volunteer wrestling coach at North Carolina school accused of showing students pictures of nude women.

Man Stabs Brother Over McDonald’s Brownie
Erik Cain from Lackawanna County is back behind bars accused of stabbing his brother over a McDonald’s brownie.

Teenage Admits Murdering Neighbor Was ‘Enjoyable’
At her sentencing for the murder of a young neighbor, portions of the journal of Alyssa Bustamante were read in the court room, in which the teenager admitted to enjoying the killing.

Prostitution Busts In San Antonio
Fox 29 San Antonio went on a ridealong with the SAPD Vice Squad as they rounded up area prostitutes.

Golfer Impaled with Golf Club in Fight in Texas
A North Texas golfer had a close call when he was impaled with the sharp end of a broken putter. Whether it was an accident or because of an argument is now the focus of an investigation.

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2012

07

Feb

Daisy Lowe Nipples for Love Magazine Naked of the Day

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OMG! They’ve turned DAISY LOWE into what looks like a photoshop filtered sketch, or paining or someone with a skin disorder or something I can’t quite figure out cuz I’m not into fashion and too distracted by her tits being pressed against a window like a college girl…. but I bet Gwen Stefani wishes she always was a painting, or a figment of the imagination, or a fantasy, so that she didn’t have to be reminded that her husband, who she made take paternity tests before her, was not only a tranny fucker in his youth, but also an illegit dad who luckily gave Lowe some kind of complex from growing up with a dad who denied she existed until the law told him he did that’s led to her being naked in photoshoot after photoshoot…from Playboy to high fashion and any girl with daddy issues who gets naked for anyone with a camera is a friend of mine…even though I’ve never and will ever meet this Daisy Lowe tits…but you get what I’m saying and that is that I endorse this message…

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2012

07

Feb

Constance Jablonski Does Vogue Italia of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Constance Jablonski, some 21 year old model from france, doing what I call the Lana Del Lip , but that’s just cuz the media got me confused by Lana Del Rey’s whole bullshit throwback vintage hollywood glamor image….I think it’s got something to do with her lip implant being some sort of Jose and the Pussycat brainwashing tool we all need to try not to look directly at….but instead we should look at this hot euro slut posing for vogue like she’s posed for PURPLE before….cuz the more we encourage her…the more companies will hire her to get naked for fashion and the happier I’ll be…

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2012

07

Feb

Selena Gomez “SEX OFFENDER” Performing in Brazil of the Day

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Life’s unfair…most of the sex offenders I know can’t leave the country…or get jobs working in their field of choice…like being camp councillors, bus drivers, school teachers…..but Selena Gomez does it and she sells out stadiums…

The only problem with waching Videos of Selena Gomez’s tight 15 year old body on a 19 year old who rapes underage boys…is that we have to listen to her garbage noises that come out of her fucking mouth….

She’s in brazil, she was in a bikini yesterday, ad I guess this is the reason why….to be pantsless on stage….like some hispanic beauty pageant in the back of a mexican restaurant costume…good times…

Here she is from another angle showing off her low budget special effects for the perverts…..

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2012

07

Feb

Lara Stone’s Tits for Calvin Klein of the Day

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LARA STONE tried to sue me once….it was for posting pictures of her honeymoon where she was in a bikini…that her and her comedian husband put some sort of press moratorium on because they wanted to keep it wholesome and private and magical…even though they just met a few weeks earlier…not that it fucking matters…what matters is that normally I’d be mad about lawsuits and threats, but in this case, thanks to her awesome tits that Calvin Klein in using in this campaign cuz he knows they are awesome too…I’m just glad she took the time to send her lawyers on me….even if she’s never heard of this site, it’s the equivalent of when I used to spit or snap the bras on bitches with tits in elementary school for attention….I’m a threat to society like that….

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2012

07

Feb

Jennifer Love Hewitt Shitty Words of Wisdom of the Day

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I realize celebrities are fucking morons….especially deadbeat celebrities who can’t get work, let alone a man…destined to be alone living off residuals from a time she was smaller framed and seemingly more busty because she’s absolutely intolerable…but when I watched this boring as fuck clip of Jennifer Love Hewitt shopping…and the paparazzi asked her for advice as to not get in trouble, which was code for “how do you stay as boring as fuck like you have”….she responded with the mind blowing insight only a high school educated person with no soul or brain would say….

Have Good Parents.

Thanks for those words of wisdom you fucking cunt….may your uterus dry up before you give into the turkey baster so you don’t reproduce….

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2012

07

Feb

Arianny Celeste for Some Magazine Photoshoot of the Day

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I don’t watch UFC so I never really bothered caring about ARIANNY CELESTE, even though she has a rocking body….but then I saw her in COMPLEX MAGAZINE last week and was hooked….See before I just wrote her off as the equivalent of an import car model…you know young slutty trash who get half naked for some money all in efforts to feel like they are Pam Anderson or some shit…one of those too many of those sluts to notice…but then I realized that’s exactly why I should like her…a piece of trash who feels like she made it…and who apparently has made it thanks to men’s love for watching half naked men grind each other in cages….but if UFC never took off, she’d be fucking some drug dealer who drives her to the stripclub remembering the glory days of when cheesy mainstream events used to pay her to be in her bra and not dirty old men giving her 10 dollars a song….something she doesn’t have to worry about…she’s set…the next big thing in girls who get half naked….and here she in in NUTS looking big titted and at the top of her fucking game….this is way better than sucking all those dicks she sucked to move from working half naked at a Casino to working half naked for the world….

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