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2012

13

Feb

Kate Upton Hot for Esquire of the Day

I already did a Kate Upton Big Tits for V Magazine post today…How many fucking Kate Upton posts do you expect out of me before my head explodes….

I’m just gonna say the same fucking thing…over and over again until my point that doesn’t even fucking matter and that no one cares to hear just becomes annoying more than it is repetitive….cuz all anyonee should be interested in are her great tits…and I’m just being a piece of shit about her great tits…by reminding us that all good things come to an end…like some kind of emo/goth/teen angst unable to keep my focus on the fact that she’s 19, her tits are huge, she’s at the top of her game, she’s going to be topless in pictures soon enough, and that her tits are great so let’s just enjoy it and not worry about her future obesity….cuz right now…it just doesn’t matter….no matter how bang on my predicition is…


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2012

13

Feb

Ashley Tisdale Hot Ass in a Bikini of the Day

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…Ashley “The Face” Tisdale…who tried to make her face presentable back when she got a nose job but failed…reinvested her energy into working out compulsively…and it’s finally paying off for her…because now she’s got a body that when cropped probably doesn’t even need a fucking head to be erotic….if anything the no head thing makes it more erotic….so here she is finally being used for good in a bikini and on roller skates with some bitch who looks 12 named SARAH HYLAND was also in her binini with Ashley Tisdale….but I couldn’t be bothered giving her a dedicated post…cuz with all 12 year old bodies…even those on 20 year olds who look 12…come uneventful asses…it just lacks the roundness and fitness that Ashle Tisdale has thanks to years of overcompensating for her face via exercise…


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2012

13

Feb

Scarlett Johansson’s Dumpy Old Chubby Ass in a Bikini of the Day

You know I’ve found Scarlett Johansson a pretty overhyped – dumpy piece of shit of a woman for pretty much her entire career…I always knew she just had a decent, marketable face that lead to a acting career her raspy little voice probably didn’t deserve, playing the love interest or the hot chick and everyone would shit on me when I called her out for having a bad ass in Ghost World…to a bad ass in Lost in Translation to a bad ass here on the fucking beach with her boyfriends….She’s past her prime…and even in her prime we just bought into the lie that is her cuz we’re idiots…but we’re smarter than we used to be now….and a divorcee comes with a divorcee body whether she’s 30 or 65….so the good news is that thanks to these bikini pics we know what we’re dealing with….not that it’d stop us from trying to K-Fed/crawl in her vagina and die….but we’re just more aware that the perfect sex appeal they made us think she had sure as hell isn’t perfect…


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2012

13

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the amazing fucking news….if you read the site you know how I feel about this and that is that this is the single most important fucking post of the day because you get to see just how fucking twisted the world actually is….and that to me is more interesting than what Rihanna wore to the grammy’s or some shit….or more importantly…that Whitney Houston, someone who didnt’ give a fuck about you, is dead….and CNN is reporting the shit like a tabloid….instead of focusing on real fucking news…America is doomed….hell, we’re all fucking doomed…even if we have 51 Christina Friendly Ways to Say Vagina …..

Target Forced To Pull Controversial Valentine’s Day Card
Target is forced to pull a controversial Valentine’s Day card due to outrage by domestic violence groups.

Fight Breaks Out During Funeral In Arizona
Dozens of police officers were called to the St. John Institutional Baptist Church near 13th Avenue and Papago Street Friday morning after a brawl broke out inside during a funeral.

Cops: 911 call records drug deal lead to arrest
Police say a Palm Bay, Florida couple was busted, because one of them accidentally dialed 911 during a drug deal.

Video taunts family of missing girl
On the eighth anniversary of a Hanson woman’s disappearance, police are investigating two disturbing leads in the case.

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2012

13

Feb

Jennifer Aniston in a Bra for GQ of the Day

Jennifer Aniston brought her hungry for babies 45 year old uterus to GQ to promote what I assume is a new movie…and I am not complaining because I think Jennifer Aniston’s body is fucking amazing for any age…I saw that movie with Adam Sandler and Brooklyn Decker where they were both in compeitive bikinis and I was more into Aniston….which is saying a lot cuz I Fucking hate Aniston’s face…and everything she fucking stands for….cuz I think she thinks she’s hotter than she is and that always leads to serious cunt behavior…that for some reason never matters when half naked…but always matters when forced to look at her clothed…making this a borderline acceptable way to take this trashy cunt even though she’s greek and probably sticks to anal in…..Thanks GQ for the good times…next time get her pantsless and spread eagled….keep up the good work….

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2012

13

Feb

Paz De La Huerta for Flaunt Magazine of the Day

I kinda love Paz De La Huerta or PAZ dela Huerta depending on your socio economic background….and I’m disappointed she’s been kicked off Boardwalk Empire….because watching her naked….all 1920s hipster bush and great tits exposed in some of the best nudity on TV but the good news is that she’s always fucking naked…from previous shoots with her exposed asshole….to other movies…she knows she’s a good fucking thing….so this Flaunt magazine video might as well be fashion porn…or maybe all fashion might as well be considered porn…..cuz I can jerk off to it…but more importantly….it might as well be considered Paz De La Huerta’s not giving up or giving in to the rejection from her biggest gig….and I love it. Titties fucking everywhere.

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2012

13

Feb

Kelly Brook in Some Serious Tights of the Day

There is a few thing I like to see when I leave my house during the day….one is women who are too old to be wearing leggings or tights wearing leggings or tights…you know cuz you know they think they have the body that can handle tights…all trying to stay young and hot…and the other is women who wear tights or leggings that are one or two sizes too small…cuz when you think you’re hot and tight bodied…the last thing you want to do is admit to being a medium…thus squeezing into a small or x-small….like you were still 16….leading to fabric so stretched out it becomes a fucking sheer might as well not be rocking pants at all situation….it’s even better when bitch wears pink underwear….to really draw attention to herself….

Well Kelly Brook is doing both those things….sure she should stick to rituatistic photoshoots celebrating new beginnings after sacrificing her baby in a self enduced miscarriage….fully naked with labia winking at us….but this isn’t so bad…at least not nearly as bad as her unphotoshopped ass


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2012

13

Feb

Kate Upton Big Tits for V Magazine of the Day

So V Magazine is prepping us with this preview…for what is going to be a very fucking busty shoot with Kate Upton who is at the top of her game and taking it all in because she knows that one day soon her metabolism is going to slow down…her gut and ass are going to catch up with her tits and starving herself and working out won’t have a fucking chance….cuz that’s what becoming a woman going, all fertile and post-puberty is all about….being this bust at 19, evn with all the hormones in the food will end in disaster…but disaster hasn’t struck yet, so think of this as sipping a cocktail on the beach in Haiti a few months before the earthquake…if you know what I mean….if you don’t…then let me put it this way….disaster is coming…so enjoy this while it fucking lasts…

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2012

13

Feb

Megan Fox Pantsless for Some MetroCity Campaign of the Day

Megan Fox may not be acting all that much anymore…and her decision to sympathise with her kidnapper like she was Patty Hearst, only to take it to another level of criminal, by marrying the fucker….who we can understand she had a crush on growing up, and who we can understand has a big dick that was a novelty to fuck, but that we can’t understand why a bitch at her prime would fuck up her image to such an extreme that no one wanted to touch her…all to make a jealous failure from 90210 feel secure…while she shoulda been out fucking A-Listers and really securing her fucking future…so that she wouldn’t have to do model jobs for Korean brands you never heard of….you know bottom feeding to maintain a lifestyle…cuz sometimes major life decisions can fuck you up the ass….

Either way. She’s still hot.

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2012

13

Feb

KIm Kardashian’s Tits in the Hotel Whitney Died in Hours Earlier of the Day

If you’ve seen this clip of KIM KARDASHIAN SUCKING BLACK DICK TO BECOME THE FAMOUS TWAT SHE IS TODAY…thanks to her mother’s encouragement….her spoiled brat hunger for money and to be the center of attention….then you may know that the black dick she’s sucking was rumored to be fucking Whitney Houston leading me to think that maybe the drowning…with the help of Paris Hilton….who has the master key of all Hilton hotel rooms….which coincidentally is where Whitney drowned….and where later that day Kim Kardashian brought out huge cleavage and her ethnic face….for the cameras and a Britney Spears photo opportunity….it only makes sense she fucking did it…..at the scene of the crime, angry Whitney was into her man, only to try to steal some of the attention from Whitney to shine the bright lights and cameras on her….it’s an egotistical, narcissistic, Kim Kardashian perfect murder….

Here are her tits celebrating her getting away with it.

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