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2012

20

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

I love the stepNEWS….even on president’s day….but that’s probably cuz I am in canada and dont’ have presidents day…..or maybe it is just cuz the stepNEWS is awesome….

Woman Upset She Ate Bull Testicles At Pizza Shop
A Virginia woman believes that a local pizzeria didn’t do a good enough job of letting her know what she was eating when she ordered their ‘Blue Bell’ pizza that included bull testicles as a topping.

Black Man Sentenced To Prison For Hate Crimes Against Interracial Couple
Carl and Susan Smith were shocked to find out that the person that was sending them racist hate mail was, Glenn E. Morgan, a black man who has a PHD. Morgan was sentenced to 90 days in a federal prison for his hate mail.

Man Burns NJ Flag In Protest Of Whitney Houston Tribute
John Burn, a Michigan father of a solider killed in the line of duty burned the state flag of New Jersey out of protest that New Jersey Governor Chris Christie ordered flags to fly at half-staff to honor Whitney Houston.

Caught on Tape: Beef Burglar
A Florida man was caught breaking into a supermarket and stealing $75 worth of meat, doing $500 in damage in the process.

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2012

20

Feb

Lea Michele, the dude from Glee, in a Bikini in Cabo of the Day

I like to call Lea Michele the dude from Glee because I feel like she has the sex appeal of a dude…and more importantly…in the 5 minutes I saw of Glee all the dudes were pretty much little poofter women…making me think the only one hard enough to stick his dick, whether a strap on or traditional, was this hard faced little show tune singing monkey…..and that is why it makes me laugh everytime a dude says she’s hot…because I know that’s just marketing…but more importantly I know she looks like this….

So obviously they are gay…and if they aren’t they might as well be….cuz they’re watching Glee…whether forced by their wife or not….and that means they pack a fucking vagina in their shorts….

Who cares….here’s her ass and leg shot in twitter….that aren’t as bad as I thought they were…cuz I don’t have to look at that face…


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2012

20

Feb

India Reynolds for Loaded March 2012 of the Day

I don’t know much about India Reynolds and I don’t really think I need to …what she does is pretty basic and we’ve seen it before…she gets topless for UK Men’s magazines like she is doing here in loaded…showing off her big tits and skinny bodies….cuz that is the future of men’s magazines…or maybe it is the past of men’s magazines…since before there was Maxim and all the other non naked photoshoots, there was something called Playboy that did pretty alright for themselves, for the simple reason that dudes love tits…

So these bitches like India Reynolds may not be celebs, they may be low level at best, but they show their tits on their quest to be known or for some money and that makes them important to me….far better than what most busty bitches who I don’t get to see in pictures topless….so I for one am glad India Reynolds and all those other twats exist….

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2012

20

Feb

Rihanna’s TItties for a Fashion Show of the DAy

I don’t know what’s going on here with Rihanna’s titties in a dress she wore to a fashion show…but I know that I like it…even if said titties are totally out of proportion with the rest of her…namely her thighs and ankles…and even if said titties probably hang like a set of pecs on a tranny who hasn’t got implants yet, but who is instead countin on some hormone therapy to make him a woman….and that’s not to say Rihanna’s a dude, or a tranny….it’s to say her tits aren’t the best and that doesn’t mean I don’t like her willingness to let us see her tits and nipple rings in picture almost as much as I like her willingness to get beat the fuck up by dudes for press….She’s a versatile titty artist….now I just wish her music was as interesting since it is always on the fucking radio polluting my brain….


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2012

20

Feb

Miley Cyrus Stupid Tattoo of the Day

“Love Never Dies” is the tattoo that I am pretty sure she didn’t cross-reference that statement with her dad and mom during their lengthy divorce before being all teen rebel and doing stupidity for her boyfriend who she will probably get knocked up by in the next 6 months if she’s not already pregnant…..typical white trash country girl behavior….

What I find a little unsettling is how needy and love obsessed this bitch is…last month I posted her in concert preaching some about her life purpose being to spread the message of love and her twitter says: “I am human and I need to be loved.” and now this tattoo…She’s some needy emo bitch with some serious voids she needs filled…unfortunately…she’s not needy or daddy issued enough to put that being filled on tape for us to all get down to….She makes me feel uncomfortable…

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2012

20

Feb

Some Nudity From Cable TV Round-Up of the Day

The best shows on TV are the ones that have naked bitches on it….it is one of those things that I haven’t quite figured out why it hasn’t hit primetime, I mean other than all the censor boards and the trying to make the religious groups and psycho parent groups happy….but at least cable TV gives us what we need…cuz a life without nudity sucks….so a tv show without nudity would be better with nudity….for example if Roseanna had topless scenes back at her prime…I’d be a better fucking person for it….

Here are the clips I am always nervous about posting, cuz sometimes the cable doesn’t see that I’m promoting their shows, telling people to get in on it, in some free advertising….but instead as a pirate….but I’ll risk the FBI knocking down my door with machine guns…cuz the tits in these great shows you watch are brainwashing me to do it…the tits made me do it are the key excuse that holds up in court…and more importantly, I am sure if I took half a minute to find these clips they are available on 100 sites….and if the network had smart marketing people…these would be leaked by them direct…cuz we like titties…maybe all this will get me a job….that will be my defense in court…..

Camilla Luddington in Californication….

Megalyn Echikunwoke in House of Lies…..

Dawn Olivieri in House of Lies….

Kerry Condon in Luck

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2012

20

Feb

Carrie Ann Inaba Dancing with the Stars Judge in her Bikini of the Day

Based on these bikini pics….Dancing with the stars judge Carrie Ann Inaba needs to do a little less judging and a lot more dancing….

What lesson does this teach the youth….that getting a cushy job that you are overpaid in makes a dancer and lazy fucking person who doesn’t dance anymore…cuz what’s the fucking point…when you can afford everything you need….especially cakes…at least that’s what her belly is trying to communicate with us….

All this to say – No wonder she met her fiance on an online dating site….typical…motherfucker thinks he’s getting a ripped dancer when he sees her photoshoots and screen shots she used on her profile…only to end up meeting this…and calling her back cuz he realized she was rich and gave him access to the good life…true fucking story.


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2012

20

Feb

Audrina Patridge Lives and Her Fake Tits are in a Purple Dress of the Day

Audrina Patridge got work! If that’s not important news I don’t know what is…I mean based on CNN covering the Whitney Death like it was a fucking war or natural disaster….I would have just assumed they’d push some real stories aside to let the world know half retard face Audrina, who everyone who knew she existed thought was gonna take her earnings from a shit show we’ve all forgotten, spend it all and end up stripper with the fake tits her dad bought her in order to get famous, or as a back up plan to pay her bills when he died, is promoting some men’s fragrence in Vegas….Big fucking news that would be better news is there was some scandal or nudity involved….

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2012

20

Feb

Arriany Celeste Naked on a Balcony of the Day

IMAGES REMOVED BECAUSE THE ARIANNY CELESTE’S LEGAL TEAM CAME AFTER ME – APPARENTLY BEING NAKED ON HER HOTEL BALCONY FOR THE PAPARAZZI WASN’T PLANNED – A MISTAKE SHE REGRETS AND WANTS TO MAKE DISAPPEAR – UNFORTUNATELY THIS IS THE INTERNET AND ALL HER FANS PROBABLY ALREADY DOWNLOADED THE SHIT BUT I COMPLY WITH THE LAW –

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There are pictures of ARIANNY CELESTE IN HER BIKINI IN MIAMI circulating the internet, but I think these nude balcony pics are far more substantial…..

She may have decent implants…she may be getting a lot of hype for being the Vegas show girl with a dream…to being some UFC shit that worked out nicely cuz the UFC is way more lucrative than some shitty Vegas show only a handful of lower class fat dudes went to after eating the buffet and playing the slots….but her ass looks fucking weird as fuck in these amazing pics of her suntanning post shower at her hotel….not sure when these are from, but I’m thinking recent and more importantly I’m thinking lovely, cuz I love exhibitionist chicks…no matter what their level of fame or fortune or succes is….

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2012

20

Feb

Bar Refaeli is a Cunt of the DAy

I posted these pics of BAR REFAELI PROMOTING HER UNDERWEAR COLLECTION, BUT NOT HER ACTUAL COLLECTION OF UNDERWEAR, BUT A PRODUCT LINE OF UNDERWEAR SHE’S LEVERAGING HER TITS TO MAKE MONEY WITH …..and sometimes I like to dig a little deeper than tit pics….to look at the real cunt behind the pussy and that’s why I find this video of her ignoring the paprazzi like a rude, tasteless, ungrateful, no class, whore….She knows she’s famous and fucks famous dude for to increase her celebrity…yet she’s too fucking big to say hello or in her case Shalom to a fucking dude with a camera trying to exploit her words for his personal gain…he shoulda offered her a 20% commission on his earnings, she’d jump on that like it was a chocolate covered coin on Hannukah….

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