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Britney Spears Dance Party of 1 of the Day
Britney Spears Dance Party of 1 of the Day
Soula is the Instagram Of The Day
Soula is the Instagram Of The Day
Madison Beer Shows Off her Dick Sucking Knees of the Day
Madison Beer Shows Off her Dick Sucking Knees of the Day
Maya Hawke’s Slutty Photoshoot of the Day
Maya Hawke’s Slutty Photoshoot of the Day
Nicole Scherzinger’s Hard Body Doing Archery of the Day
Nicole Scherzinger’s Hard Body Doing Archery of the Day

2012

08

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s some news to enlighten, inspire, and who knows maybe some of you are featured in these news stories…cuz let’s face it…it seems pretty fucking easy to make the news…even if it doesn’t pay for shit…

San Antonio Strippers Caught Soliciting On Camera
For years nuns have been pushing to have a local strip club shut down and now there’s video proof that the ladies of The Player’s Club were violating city ordinances and solicited prostitution.

Caught on Tape: Drunk Driver Drives In To Day-Care
A drunk driver drives in to a daycare window twice and falls asleep in the parking lot of the day-care. Police are still looking for the suspect.

Heavy Metal Band ‘Ludlow Falls’ Leading Singer Derek Brunsveld Is In Jail
A 16 girl claims that the former lead singer of Dayton area heavy metal band lured her on Facebook wanting to have sex with her. Officials say this is not his first attempt.

HS Athletic Director Arrested For Solicitation
A high school athletic director Brian Donoher was catch soliciting a undercover officer for sex. Officials said there was a undercover operation that land 10 other men in jail.

Indian Lawmakers Filmed Watching Porn During Debate
Three Indian lawmakers resigned Wednesday after they were filmed allegedly watching porn on a cell phone during a heated debate at a state assembly in Bangalore, southern India.

Strip Club to Open Next to Convent in Illinois
A massive, multi-million dollar strip club is set to open right next to a convent in the western suburbs. The nuns said they didn’t find out until it was too late.

Students In Nashville Classroom Told To “Take It Like A Man�
A teacher at Mount Juliet High School in Tennessee resigned Feb. 6 and at least 10 students were given out- of-school suspensions for playing a game called ‘Take It Like A Man.

School Aide Accused of Making Child Porn
A New York City teacher’s aide was accused Tuesday of making videos of himself spanking one naked child and fondling another in an elementary school classroom.

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2012

08

Feb

Demi Lovato’s Ass in a Bikini in Chile of the Day

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Demi Lovato may be a pudgy little troll and that lost it’s appeal when she turned 18….or for some of you when she left the cast of Barney and Friend at 5…..but the fact reemains that her pudginess may be a direct relation to her meds…and her meds are a direct relation to her crazy and her crazy is a direct relation to her bi-polar disorder and her bi-polar disorder is a sign of manic unprotected sex while burning all her money in a coke and booze soaked night….so seeing her fat ass from some stalker vantage point is hot to me…cuz I know this is the kind of girl you can K-Fed hard….shaved head like Britney without all the Britney money or fame….and as a voyeur with a dream… these work for me…

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2012

08

Feb

Chrissy Teigen in her Bikini for Some Bikini Company of the Day

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I hate this Chrissy Teigen bitch….but only because she’s fucking annoying and hating has never stopped me from wanting to fuck a bitch before…often times it is the reason I want to fuck them…in hopes I have AIDS and that I give it to them…see cuz I don’t believe in condoms or STD testing….

Now for the reason I hate the bitch….it all started one fall day on twitter when I followed her not knowing who she was, despite the fact that she’s a huge model in her mind who was in one or two issues of SI Swimsuit along with dozens of other bitches I don’t know the names of….anyway – I start following her, she follows me back, we go back and forth, I find her kinda funny, but only cuz she’s posting half naked pics of herself then bitch blocks me for no good reason out of no where…leaving me alone to fend for myself like I was before I started following her on twitter the day before….and it’s just this irritating lack of support from people I get that makes me hate them….and more importantly makes me realize that under this half nakedness lives an evil cunt who thinks she is funny but who is actually fucking irritating…which works for her cuz no one needs to see past her half nakedness….

Here she is crying for attention in a bikini, cuz she wants to be known for more than just a wallet fucker gold digging a black musician while pretending to work by getting half naked as he racks in the millions…

Cunt.

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2012

08

Feb

Lana Del Lip’s Lip is Deflated of the Day

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In one of life’s great tragedies…it seems that whatever Lana Del Rey’s people jacked her lip up with to make her look glamorous for the making of all her videos that had billions of youtube views…has leaked out leaving her with nothing more than an average at best sized lip instead of what looked like it could have been a live creature living on her face….or maybe even just a major birth defect that she overcame by learning how to make it help her sound….all while looking ridiculous in duck face stance at all times….

Oh thank god…it was a false alarm….Del Lip’s still lippy….

When’s this twat’s other set of lips gonna get into porn or at least scandal…cuz when I cross reference her lip on her face I can’t help by wonder what kind of lifeless fleshly mound she’s hiding in her underwear…

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2012

08

Feb

Jessica Pare Big Titties in GQ of the Day

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It is always hard to be objective and full of hate when you are doing a post on someone you’ve met a few times, seen out many times, who is good childhood friends with people you like, especially when they have great tits…

Her name is Jess Pare, she’s from Montreal but has been out of Montreal for a long fucking time, trying to make it in movies and TV, always willing to show her huge natural tits, whether in that movie about lesbian school girls from the early 2000s, or hot tub time machine, she brings them out…and whether I think she’s the hottest of hot in person, or nice in person, or even great tittied in person, you know compared to non actor bitches when unphotoshopped doesn’t matter cuz she’s making moves and showing off her tits in GQ…and that’s better than I’ve done with my ridiculously awesome tits…so next time I see her in Montreal at a bar, I’ll have no choice but to stage a trip and fall, hoping them tits end up accidentally in my motherfucking mouth….

Here’s the video…..

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2012

08

Feb

Amber Heard Bikini Top for Max of the Day

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Amber Heard is trying to be some sex icon….when no one knew who she was she released statements to the press about her bi-sexuality and openness to love and how the source of the orgasms don’t matter…whether guy or girl…just as long as they are happening…all for attention….

Then she went all 60s glam…like she’s Marilyn Monroe or some old hollywood shit…avoiding scandal…loving the attention…and hitting red carpets with platinum hair….cuz she played the love interest in Rum Diaries….even though I was more into HER FETISH SHOOT WITH Vs. Mag….you know cuz it’s all about me…

Well now she’s in some shit called Max, she’s wearing a bra, that’s not entirely erotic enough for me since it lacks nipples…but I’m posting it anyway….

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2012

08

Feb

Lacey Banghard Babes In Bed for Nuts of the Day

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Her name is Lacey Banghard….and whether it’s a stage name or a real name…but I’m going with stage name…but no one really knows or cares because her claim to fame, besides having a huge set of tits, was winning some 2011 Page 3 Girl Idol competition for the UK Sun for having huge fucking tits….a title not really worth issuing bios and memoirs or running interviews that have more depth than “what’s your favorite lotion to apply to your tits”…..because it’s all about her tits…she’s just a portal to get them out to us….and at 20 years old she knows her fucking calling and embraces that she was pretty much destined to be a titty model and now the UK loves her tits ..and thanks to Nuts Magazine…and their much needed improvements to men’s magazines by introducing nipples, something America mags never did….I love her tits too.

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2012

08

Feb

Eva Mendes in a Bra for Marie Claire of the Day

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There’s one thing I like about Eva Mendes…and that is her tits….o wait…there are two things I like about Eva Mendes….and those are her tits…yes we’ve gone over that one all ready….and her willingness to show her tits cuz without a willingness to show her tits…her tits are practically useless in a “If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound” kinda way….and despite popular belief or what Jersey Shore and club girls everywhere tell you…there are a group of girls who hide their massive tits from the world…only to let them be seen by their husbands or the dudes they are fucking…sure most of those bitches are religious…but still a waste of a good rack….

That said, I figure Mendes knows that there are 100,000,000 hispanics in America…50% probably women….10% probably hot women…8 percent probably working as strippers….who would love her gig…so she’s gotta keep the film industry happy…or she’ll just get replaced….

Here are her titties doing cleavage in some magazine…

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2012

08

Feb

Victoria Beckham Pantsless for i-D Magazine of the Day

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Here are some pantsless picture of Victoria Beckham reminding all you lazy bitches that just because you have a kid or 4, you don’t have to let yourself fucking go….I don’t think obesity is one of America’s great epidemics…I think these lying cunts who you guys marry, only to have them let themselves go and take on eating everything they didn’t eat before landing a man, in order to land a man, and once a man was landed they could throw that self-discipline out the window….

It only gets worse once they get knocked up and have the kids cuz now they could blame it on baby weight…a collective conspiracy women everywhere are a part of…like a secret society…who are trying to pull a fast one on men everywhere and that’s why they hate bitches like this who disprove all their hard work in making us believe baby weight is an actual thing….and letting it slide since you did make us our babies and we’d be assholes to say you’re a fat pig we have a hard time fucking now that you and your friends are huge….

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2012

08

Feb

Kelly Brook in Lingerie of the Day

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again….the things they do with photoshop to a bitch are pretty amazing….I figure if she’s allowed to be repetitive by getting half naked and perpetuating lies we all like to look at…I’m allowed to point out what her unphotoshopped truth…a fat ass and stumpy legs actually look like when they aren’t photoshopped….not because I wouldn’t fuck her…or that I really care….or because I am shocked big tits took her this far…..but because I want to see her working gigs she’s better suited for…like fully naked…and pornographic…even if made be to artistic like spreading her unborn fetus all over her when she decided career over family last year….

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