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2022

18

Oct

Willa Holland’s Tits of the Day

Willa Holland is the reason why my original Twitter got deleted after 15 years of hateful and hilarious commentary that no one seemed to like, that never really got me viral, but maybe I don’t have the talent or jokes that deserve to go viral, but I still liked having my archive of years of things to cancel me over, but that they didn’t bother canceling me over, because I am already non-existent and basically cancelled…..

The reason they deleted “DrunkStepfather” the legend who never was, is because I did a Willa Holland post that called her mother some industry whore, because she was married to Brain de Palma and Stephen Spielberg was this bitch’s god father, something that makes no sense, but maybe she was passed around the rich men’s table….I don’t know, but it got my shit deleted…..Don’t mess with Brian De Palma’s whore wife or her daughter I guess….

Anyway, Holland played Micha Barton’s sister on the OC, which is still a fucking amazing show, I’ve rewatched it and they need to make shows like that again….she went onto Aarow and the Flash which I don’t watch because they are made in Canada super hero trash that are painful to watch…..but the more interesting thing about her is that she dated a hipster nude instagram photographer an let him snap off nudes of her to be edgy, which is what I’ll assume this titty pic is from, we’ll have to wait until the lawyers letter comes, because TAKING MY TWITTER WASN’T ENOUGH, ya cunt.

Posted in:Willa Holland

2022

18

Oct

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Here are some tight pants, becasue I figure if tight pants are popular enough to turn the Lululemon guy into a billionaire, before turning Kim K and her SKIMS brand into a billionaire, and then there’s Kate Hudson who also sells leggings via her billion dollar brand, that makes for a lot of sluts buying into the tight pants because they want dudes to see their assholes through their pants….not that they’d ever admit it, if anything they’d call you a pervert creep who makes them uncomfortable when you offer to eat their ass for them when they bend over for a loaf of bread in front of you, but they’re wearing the tight pants for someone, maybe just themselves, and deep in their soul they like the positive feedback, just not from dirtbags like us, but since they’re in public, they don’t really get much say in the matter….

Here’s a round-up of girls who don’t limit their tight pants to the gym, the grocery store, picking up the kids at daycare so that people can see the damage done from childbirth as they wonder if she’s got a diaper on, because these girls figured to capture the tight pants for an upload to the internet….and I’m into it.

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Posted in:Tight Pants

2022

18

Oct

Ass at the Gym and Other TikThots of the Day

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Quite the Dress

Bored at Home

Ballerina Posing

Flexible Bitch

Smelling her Own Ass

Leaf Blower Prank

ABS

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

18

Oct

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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We can all agree that the best thing for a chick to wear to the beach or the public pool is nothing, so you can see her labia blowing in the wind before her cannonball jump into the water…..but since girls aren’t as slutty as they are on the internet, we’re forced to deal with bathing suits, which as it turns out, can still be jerked off to from the bushes nearby, or the lockerroom they are changing in after you transition and convince the aquatic center than your erection is just your clit and that they are transphobic for trying to come between you and the girl’s lockerroom masturbation you’ve wanted so bad until realizing this loophole…

Here are some bitches in swimwear.

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2022

18

Oct

Female Soccer Fan Flashes the Titties of the Day

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I don’t know the context of this video because I am of the school of thought that sports are fucking fake, gay and pretty fucking stupid and sports fans are the fucking worse, even stupider than the sports themselves because they aren’t making the stupid money the people involved in the sports make….

Just a bunch of grown ups celebrating a bunch of other grown ups making millions as they play school yard games at the highest level, which really just makes billions of dollars for the assholes at the top of the food chain, while idiots with empty existences sit at home crying when their team wins, crying when their team loses, you’re grown ups, that shit is meaningless, don’t you have better things to do with yourself besides spending your days watching men rubbing up on men as they play with balls….trying to get them across imaginary goal posts….

I get that it’s lucrative, from betting to playing, to merch, but that doesn’t really make for a good enough excuse…for all your sad fucks who devote your time and energy to this bullshit…..

What I don’t mind is when attention seeking women come into the mix, knowing that there’s a captivated male audience at the sports game, or into the sports teams, so they pull their titties out or do something slutty to get noticed by the group of mentally pubescent boys all worked up….”TITS”….

Because I am a mentally pubescent grown up who gets all worked up over tits…becasue with titty flashing bitches, comes titties and we like titties.

The highlight of the video is the dudes who see the tits and need to have a picture of them standing with the tits, like they can’t believe they are that close to tits, or because they want to jerk off to the tits they were close to at a later date, or maybe because it’s evidence they’ve seen real life tits for their grandkids….either way, it’s pretty fucking lame and thus pretty fucking funny.

Posted in:Videos

2022

17

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I like to think of myself as a failed dot com billionaire, I’m also a failed dot com millionaire and a failed dot come thousandaire, basically, I am terrible at the internet despite having had a site for the last 18 years on the internet, which was probably enough time to make stupid money off the internet back when it was easy…..it really turns on the ladies as you serve them canned beans and iceburg lettuce on date night…..

So to remind me of my ability to win at losing, coupled with my lack of talent and internet marketing skill, I like to check in on people who had sites 18 years ago that would interact with me because it was a different era and they understood the jokes enough to collaborate with me on their climb to the top….

As it turns out, so many of them are worth 100s of millions of dollars, which is a nice way to drive the point home that I am not very good at the internet…..

I’m actually happy for their gaming the internet, because it’s a reminder that it was possible and it’s way more fun when you don’t make it knowing that you could have made it….because a bunch of people you know did…..you know to make the failure burn harder…..

Being a dot com billionaire is a solid troll…possibly the ultimate troll, think of all the pranks you can pull when you have a big budget, I should have thought that one through a little better over the years because I’m so out of touch with the culture and the internet and so useless at the internet, that I’m not capable of pulling any of that off, but there was a time when it was pretty easy to do…..and that doesn’t mean that you can’t do it, you are better than me, so you should go for it, because it can’t be all that hard to pull off, and when you do, the quality of pussy you can buy will be exponentially hotter and the location in which you get that pussy will be exponentially better..and you can send me all the nudes of the ones who didn’t make your billionaire cut….you know the rejects…..one man’s garbage is another man’s better than nothing…. as a thank you when you pull it off….

Here are some stepLINKS….because we’re stuck in the 1990s internet….it’s all we can barely afford but you’ll change that for us….won’t you?

Heidi Klum Binge Eats a Cake in Bed
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Dress Like Kim K Being Booed at the Rams Game for Halloween!
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Kara Del Toro’s Bikini in the Jungle
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NFL WAG to Check Out – Chloe Barrett
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Nina Agdal in Some Leggings!
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Kaia Gerber in a See Through Outfit
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Gen Z Tries to Cancel Thumbs Up Emoji
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Ashanti’s Birthday Bikini
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Bar Refaeli Strips Down to her Lingerie
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Larsa Pippen Shut Down her OnlyFans Because of her Dad
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20 Ironic Pictures
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Megyn Kelly is Mad about JLo and Shakira
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Cami Mendes and Victoria Justice Posing Together
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Elle Fanning 2017 NIPPLE
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Frida Aasen’s See Through on the Runway
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Car Speaker Explosion
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BTS are Joining the Army
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Crazy Moments from the World of Women’s Sports
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The Cannibal Roller Coaster in Utah
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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Cute Outfit
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Bubba Wallace has a NASCAR Brawl
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Kate Winslet Talks Flasher Leo DiCaprio on Titanic Set
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Vintage Jen Anison See Through Pic from 1998
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Rally Car in Russia Gets Muddy
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Francisco Lindor’s Daughter Interrupts MLB Conference
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Campers Escape Boulder
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Dad Embarrasses Duaghter at the Drive Thru
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NFL Announcer Cris Collinsworth’s Racy Commentary
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Store Clerk Grabs Baby Before Collapse
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Billie Eilish on a Date
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Diving Off the Top of a Waterfall
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NYC’s Nuclear Attack PSA
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Nude Model Lily in the Water
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Was the Viral Proposal at the Islander’s Game a Prank?
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Dude Throwing Fake Gang Signs
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Fake Boner Prank
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Guitar Made Out of Newspaper
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Dress Like Kim K Being Booed at the Rams Game for Halloween!
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Madonna’s Pink Hair and Fishnets
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Yankees and Cleveland Fans Brawl
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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Victoria Justice at an Event
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Tallia Storm in a Tight Dress
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Lily Rose Depp at the ATM
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Megan Fox Creeping Me Out
LICK HERE!!!!

Isabela Merced at an Event
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Anne Hathaway Showing Some Leg
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Camila Mendes Cleavage
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Paris Jackson’s Bra Top
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Meadow Walker in Pants
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Billie Eilish on a Date
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Selena Gomez at an Event
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Laura Harrier at an Event
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Meg Thee Stallion Big Cleavage
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Lily Collins in a Bra Top
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Monica Belluci in a Racy Outfit
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Madelyn Cline Booty in a Dress
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Kate Beckinsale at the Airport
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From stepSMUT!!

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Blondie on the long Toy
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Big Ass – Big Tits
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Hot Nebraska Amateur Slut
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Beach Pussy
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Female Incel Can’t Be Stopped
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7 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Toy Demo
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Big Fat ASs Jiggle
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Nude Run on the Beach in the70s
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Will it ever end
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Baby Got Back
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Inked Up Girl and her Toy
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Big Oiled Ass By the pool
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Stretched on a Toy
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Slutty self shots
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Going Green
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Bouncing on a Fake Dick
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Busty Kelly
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25 Shit days
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Toy in the ASs
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Lola and her big Toys
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Face Sitting Girl
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Big Boobs in her School Girl Outfit
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Gripping the Dildo
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Girl and her Magic Wand
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Masturbating Girl
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Ready to Drop Porn
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Ass Spread in the Bathroom
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Crippled Guy Gets a Blow Job
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Lesbians Strap it On
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Amateur Makes the Dick Disappear
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Peeing Out the Car Door
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Mental Mondays
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Butt Plug Insertion
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2022

17

Oct

Brie Larson’s Right Tit of the Day

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I guess Brie Larson is still pretending she’s a hot celebrity that people jerk off to and not some bought and owned puppet who they market as a hot chick, even though she’s not a hot chick, because they know that the general population can be brain washed and propagandized easily…..IF we tell them this is hot pussy, they’ll buy into it and believe it is hot pussy, since they have no minds of their own…

There’s nothing more offensive to me, I mean there probably is, but for the sake of this post, there is nothing more offensive to me that the taking of a dopey pile of shit of an aspiring actress, realizing that they own her and can thus control her to put out their messaging, so that they decide to play her like she’s hot as shit and important as shit, putting her in important movies, campaigns, magazines, all while NOT being hot…

They did it was Scar Jo, they did it with Jennifer Lawrence, there are so many NOT hot celebs that are the jerk off material to those few people still into celebs, which lucky for us is dying, not lucky for me, since this is a celeb titty site no one needs to check out, because they know Brie Larson is dog shit ugly, and that even when her tit is out for attention, she’s dog shit ugly with a tit pulled out…..we’re not idiots…..and sure, we’d all still follow her home to sneak into her garage, to profess our love to her when she finally falls asleep, we’re not crazy, we just know she doesn’t live up to the hype, but here’s that right tit…

Posted in:Brie Larson

2022

17

Oct

Bella Thorne and her Muddy bikini Tits of the Day

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Bella Thorne posted some video of her doing some ATV off roading bullshit, or at least the aftermath of doing the muddy run, and in full young person retardation she did a silly little dance celebrating the event…

I don’t know about you, but the whole TikTok lip synching and dancing like a half retard thing is real, retarded and for whatever reason it annoys me.

I don’t actually care that young people communicate with each other through grunts, emoji’s, likes and folllows, or that when they are together they do weird dances to get their messaging across, it’s just kind the kind of retarded that should concern you for the future. Just a bunch of retards in dance running your country…scary…

Bella Thorne is packaged as the voice of a generation, their big starlet who broke from the grasp of Disney to do low level porn, selling weed and other mindless money making shit, while still being hired by the industry trying to reach her audience….and lucky for you, she doesn’t even need to have a voice, just a strip down and gyrate, like retard telepathy, we know she’s telling us “I had a good time, you should try it sometime”….

As someone who spent decades in stripclubs, half naked titty dances are still worth looking at…..even if I think dancing is dumb but NO ONE cares what I think so they’ll just keep dancing like retards getting paid….the way the fall of society intended!

Posted in:Bella Thorne

2022

17

Oct

Milf Monday of the Day

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We’re in a pretty slutty era for people of all ages, just everyone being hot and naked and perverted, so naturally the MOM being a MILF is far more popular than it was when I was a kid and moms had thrown in the towel on the whole sex appeal, sexuality or having sex….while here they are competing with their teen daughters for subscribers and it’s fucking wild….I mean so many hot mom/daughter duos, likely on OnlyFans selling pussy pics together, because it can save the fucking family, no need for a lottery win, just use mom/daughter pussy for the win and it may be creepy to some, but to me, a mom who thinks she is hot….

It is a bit of a downer because moms who were hot in the past were still moms who thought they had too much baggage to be hot. which meant they’d be willing to fuck low lives like you…it made getting your asshole licked by someone who would leave you alone for weeks at a time because they were busy being moms, not realizing their worth because too busy self hating and exhausted being moms….but not anymore, kids raise themselves while moms are out here thinking they are too hot for you…..what was the last available insecure pussy after fat chicks decided they were hot is no more…..fuck you internet for making hot moms realize their mom pussy is more than just fist worthy at 4 am…

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Posted in:Milf

2022

17

Oct

Bar Refaeli’s in a Bikini for Old Times of the Day

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Bar Refaeli is a pretty iconic bikini model from Israel, who I like to think brought hope to a nation of people that they could participate in the whole international bikini model ring if they chose to, provided their tits were big enough and their body banging enough…..the world could be their oyster and once in that international bikini model ring, once the tits were recognized as big enough and the body recognized as banging enough, they could even have sex with top actors like Leo DiCaprio….to validate the whole thing at the highest level…

That was 15-20 years ago, but Bar Refaeli is still posting bikini pics, maybe to make some money to pay off her tax debt that she let her mom fall for, maybe it’s to help her father in law who was caught with 475k Euros he was smuggling last June, or maybe at 37 years old and a mom of 3….she’s feeling like being jerked off to be randoms like you for old times, you know, midlife crisis shit that I’ll look at becasue why not….she’s half naked in self produced content like some kind of harlot, while being old as shit, that’s hilarious, these girls never give up and either do I, it’s amazing check it out.

Posted in:Bar Refaeli