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2012

16

Feb

Rebecca Romijn Stamos Fat Kid From My Secret Identity Bikini of the Day

A while ago I posted the picture of REBECCA ROMIJN STAMOS IN HER BIKINI ….and it turns out it was for a photoshoot for some magazine…because she’s a recent mom pushing 40 with a great body that has been tainted by the likes of the fat kid from Stand By Me….and John Stamos…leading on to believe that if you too become a has been…hot model pussy will let you cum inside them…too bad you have to be a something to become a has been…that totally ruins my chances.

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2012

16

Feb

Jennifer Nicole Lee’s Hard Body in a Bikini of the DAy

I don’t know know why the paparazzi take pics of this Jennifer Nicole Lee bitch…I can only assume she’s married to one of them…or paying them…because she’s not famous…I mean maybe now she is thanks to the daily bikini pics she puts out….but she wasn’t before the paparazzi decided following her….which makes no sense to me cuz she LOOKS LIKE A MAN all muscular and shit….but more importantly…cuz there are hundreds of hotter equally famous exhibitionists on the beach in Miami…that old haggard strong women are better off left ignored…yet I’m linking out to her bikini pics….I’m a hypocrite….

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2012

16

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some news…to inspire…or at least to make you proud to know that you’re not the biggest idiot on the planet…

ar Crashes Behind Reporter On Live TV
During a live report by WTFX/Philadelphia reporter outside a memorial service for Whitney Houston in Newark, New Jersey a pair of cars collided.

Cheerleading Coach Charged With Sex Crime
Niles North High School teacher and cheerleading coach Jeffrey L. Tackes was arrested Monday in Bensenville and charged with sexual exploitation of a child for allegedly making a girl strip for him, police said.

Woman Finds Nude Photos Of Herself On Facebook
A former Marblehead woman says she feels she was first victimized by a friend, and then by the social networking site, Facebook when nude photos of her were on the site for over a month.

Electronic Cigarette Explodes in Man’s Face
In Niceville, FL, a father of three lost his teeth after an electronic cigarette exploded in his face.

Police In Standoff With Empty Car
San Diego police were in a long standoff with an empty car after suspects wanted for armed robbery escaped on I-8 in California.

Florida Deputies Arrest Half-Dressed Con
A half-dressed man is arrested after a crime spree in Venice Florida. Sheriff’s Deputies day the man stole three cars during the course of the day.

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2012

16

Feb

Doutzen Kroes in her Bikini of the DAy

I don’t really get this baby trend….especially not for these lingerie supermodels…it’s like they’ve all gone and done it…including Gisele and she wasn’t even born with a Vagina….we’re talking Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr, the whole fucking roster of these money making bodies who sold their soul, pretending they have the best gig in the business, because if they say they don’t, their family back home gets killed off, because really these models are the most exploited….there’s a 9 billion dollar empire riding on their tits….

Babies fucking suck and more importantly they ruin women…and if your gig is being half naked…maybe you should stick to fucking adopting…even if you bounce back looking this good…that’s not the point…cuz we don’t know what deflated testicle mess you’re hiding in your shorts….and more importantly…now all our fucking Doutzen fantasies involve her lactating….into a babies mouth cuz she’s too busy, tired, in love and baby obessessed to lactate in our mouths….

Nothing good comes from pregnancy….I came from pregnancy….case in point


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2012

16

Feb

Alejandra Alonso Nakde in L’Official Ukraine of the Day

Her name is Alejandra Alonso and she’s strategically naked for fashion….strategic in a bad way…you know in a way that she’s not showing any fucking nudity at all…and that she might as well be clothed in…..

The funny thing about this is that it is for L’Official the Ukraine edition…something I had no idea existed…partially cuz I’ve never been to Russia’s toilet bowl….but also because you’d think the Ukraine was one of those communist markets you don’t really bother with…you know like if it was L’Official Cuba….or L’Official shouldn’t you be waiting in line for rationed bread you fucking gymnast, figure skate, sex trade organized crime ring running mother fucker….

Goodtimess.

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2012

16

Feb

Alexandrina or Anna-Maria New Models Showing Some Tit of the Day

I have no idea who these Alexandrina & Anna-Maria models are or why I have their model pictures…I don’t even know how these are pictures of two people, and if they are actually just one person why is their name so pretentious and obscure….is it a hook to get noticed…all schizo and bi-polar….or maybe the original shoot had two girls and if it did….I don’t know which one this bitch is….but what I do know is that any new model willing to get naked for fashion is pretty much the equivalent to a stripper or whore to me…only far more classy and for some reason…I dig it….

Posted in:Alexandrina & Anna-Maria

2012

16

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A wise man once said on TWITTER that you don’t call an alcoholic who was drinking til 6 am and hungover as fuck that he’s an alcoholic as he’s sitting on he toilet shitting blood due to his alcoholism. It is just mean.

That man was me. here’s some morning links to some…lunch links to other….afernoon links to others and midnight links for the asians.

Wing Suit Flying Man! – VIDEO
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The 15 Most Flexible Female Sports Hotties
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Free Cam Shows, Because the Recession is Affecting Us all
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LOL cat Video of the Day
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I’d Like to be All Over Courtney
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And So the Plot Thickens: Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries Never Consumated Their Marriage
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Live Web Cam Sluts That Will Drive You Wild
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This Chick Uses The Biggest Butt Plug Ever – VIDEO
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The 25 Greatest Hotheads in Movie History
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Today’s smutMEET
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WEBCAM STAR OF THE DAY LIKES ASS PLAY
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2012

15

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

So much good happens on MY FACEBOOK

That’s all I have to say about that….

Oh and there were just 4 cop cars parked outside my door….even though I don’t break the law consciously….I fear the law….If they take me in and take me down…I’ll think of you when getting prison raped….that makes you gay by association….

Here are the stepLINKS….

Kelly Brook’s Ass Looks Good for a Reebok Ad
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Kate Upton May Be Too Basic For Victoria’s Secret But I’d Still Fuck Her
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Live Web Cam Sluts in the Comfort of Your Own Home
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Rebecca Romijn Stamos in a Bikini for a Fitness Magazine
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Coco’s Ass is Ridiculous and Hilarious and Amazing
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It’s WInter – Get Outside
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Stripper Pole Walking
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25 Worst Cheap Shots in Sports
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The 50 Best TV Show Theme Songs
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Prediction: Irina Shayk Will Be The 2013 SI Swimsuit Cover Girl
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Michael Lohan Was in the Championships Of….
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WTF Photo of the Day
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April Will Bring a Little Sunshine to a Cloud Day
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How About a Little Asian Hotness?
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Free Cam Shows For Your Broke Ass
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Horny Slut Shoves Two Fingers Up Her Ass
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Alex Morgan an Up and Coming Sports Hottie
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Kim Kardashian Twitter Bikini Cleavage
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Gwenyth Platrow Wants You To Eat Her Disgusting Food
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That’s a Reasonable Drink Holder, No?
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We Need Less Arguing and More Getting Naked
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Vanessa Hudgens Got a Haircut
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Kim Kardashian Workout Tits
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April and Molly Get It On
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It’s Been Awhile Since We Had Some Pam Anderson
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Which MOB Wife Has a Has Black Daughter?
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Get a Load of Dasy West
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Couple’s Sexy V-Day Bondage Causes Kidnapping Scare
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Malena Morgan – A Hot Body to Die For
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Kate Upton dancing at Photoshoot
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Fashion Lady Loves Leggings
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Irina Shayk @ 2012 S.I. Swimsuit Issue Launch Party
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Salma Hayek is Super Sexy
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Jeff Goldblum Stole His Dad’s Money for a Hooker
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Gotta Love a Slut with Big Juggs – VIDEO
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Bar Refaeli Busts Out Her Ridiculously Sexy Profile
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Jessca Alba Looks Hot at the Michael Kors Event
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This is the Scariest Robot I’ve Ever Seen…..
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This is The Dumbest fucking Movie in the History of Movies…”Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter”….It’s more a viral video concept gone too far….
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Tulisa Contostavlos Sounds Greek. Wonder If She Like It Greek?
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25 Trash to Treasure Stories in Sports
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Ashlee Simpson is Slutting Out in Public
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Lindsay Lohan Wants You To Use The Backdoor. It’s Open!
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Some Car Accident Scam
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Audrina Patridge And Her Bouncy Tits Hit The Beach
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Now YOu Can Shove Kate Middleton up your ass….
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Shakira And Her Boob Grabbing Friend Enjoy The Beach. Love That Ass.
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Scalett Johannson’s Hiding her Cellulite – In Case You Missed It
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Rosario Dawson Is Braless And Has Tasty Nipples. Here They Are…
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Another Fucking Annoying Model. But I Can’t Stop Thinking About Her Tits.
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Karissa Shannon Throwback Upskirt
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Elizabeth Banks for Women’s Health
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Jorgie Porter Hot in Lingerie for Nuts
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Maria Sharapova Vagina for Tennis
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Mena Suvari – Huge Forhead Tight Pants
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OLIVIA WILDE NUDE IN ALPHA DOG
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2012

15

Feb

Shakira Does the Beach of the Day

Yesterday there was a story of Shakira surviving a Sea Lion attack…resting and covered in bruises…after escaping death like the action figure she is….and today we have Shakira on the beach….proving yet again that celebrity gossip is a pile of shit…but it’s almost tolerable when the celebs are half naked….cuz good or bad looking……half naked is always good….

The again…these could be old pics…and I could have my time line all fucked up and these are just the trials and tribulations of a job that isn’t a job….it’s such hard work for something that doesn’t fucking matter..


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Posted in:Shakira

2012

15

Feb

Victoria Beckham Grabbing David Beckham’s Billboard Balls of the DAy

You probably figured out with the half dozen kids these freaks have that Victoria Beckham is a total whore who loves her husbands cum and apparently where his cum comes from….sticking around despite his cheating on her and all the scandals….all because she loves where his cum comes from….and here she is in New York for fashion week making a statement or tribute to them balls by doing one of those “tourist” pictures, you know the ones you see assholes put on facebook that normally involve holding the leaning tower up, or making the EIffel Tower stick out of their asses, only Posh Spice is doing it substantially better…cuz I like middle aged moms getting drunk and slutty especially on camera….it is the good kind of embarrassing for everyone involved…especially the kids back home…about to get teased by their friends after seeing their mom on youtube drunk dancing at a wedding…or grabbing at balls….Married couples are so weird.

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