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2012

03

Feb

Eliza Cummings Nude Photoshoot of the Day

I am not the kind of guy who’s into girls cumming…because it means they are having too much fun with me…and no girl…not even the most desperate should ever be that into letting me inside her…it makes me unable to enjoy myself…knowing she’s that crazy in her head…but I like the concept of a bitch cumming…maybe cuz I am convinced it is a myth…that it never happens…that it doesn’t fucking exist…or maybe cuz I know that when it does happen…the girl is likely doing it to herself…in her bath, shower, bed…and that’s hot….but not as hot as when they do it by getting naked and taking pictures for me to experience it with them…see cuz I’m a voyeur…but unfortunately the only naked pictures of bitches I get to see are models who do it for fashion and money…and I guess it’s not all bad…even if I prefer the homemade kind…cuz without them…I’d never know what hotness looks like unclothed….

Her name is Eliza Cummings…she’s naked for a fashion shoot….she’s an up and coming model…doing good to get noticed…here are the pics.

Posted in:Eliza Cummings

2012

03

Feb

Karina Smirnoff Bikini Pics in Video of the Day

I have decided that I like my celeb bikini pics with a narrator…..but only because the paparazzi agencies hate the fuck out of me and if I was to post these on my site without paying them their 1000 dollars or more…they’d try to sue me and I don’t need that kind of drama since life has already sued me and taken me for all I’ve got…so now I have my bikini pictures in video with some asshole trying to sound like TMZ, something I hate more than most things, cuz the irritating get under my skin and makes me want to do crazy things, like find the asshole with this voice and rip his throat out, or welcome these suicidal thoughts with open arms…”hello old friend, yes, let me come with you to avoid the fact that assholes like this exist”….kinda thing…..

Yes I know these pics are from the other day, I do this thing all day asshole…I just wasn’t allowed to post them….

Posted in:Karina Smirnoff

2012

03

Feb

Bouncing Boobs Sell Communist Helmets of the Day

My best friend who never writes, calls, waves, or messenger pigeons me over at COPYRANTER finally came out of hiding after at least 18 months of ignoring my tender email touch…..with a link to this video from some communist helmet company promoting helmet the right…

Posted in:Ads

2012

03

Feb

RIP Motherfucker the Leslie Carter Edition of the Day

If you were a Carter….the sister of Aaron and Nick Carter…yes THAT Aaron and Nick Carter…You’d probably be taking prescription drugs recreationally too…you know to deal with being the less successful shit in a pile of shit family…

She’s kinda hot…I would have totally banged her…I wonder if it’s too late…I mean just getting access to the body would be some covert operative shit…and who’s too know if she’s cremated or not…that wouldn’t work sexually…jerk off hand filled with dust….and I’m allergic to dust…

Posted in:Leslie Carter

2012

03

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

So my homie Moses emailed me this picture a girl put on facebook along with this caption….

Stop Body-Shaming!
ALL BODIES ARE GOOD BODIES.
Age: 21
Height: 5’0″
US Size: 18/20
Measuring: 43-40-48
Proud ChubbyBunny and Riotgrrrl
Love your body. It’s good for your health!

And I remembered why I drink….and it has nothing to do with half naked fat chicks on facebook…but everything to do with having a good time…or at least numbing the pain from a life that sued me….

Here some morning links…

Some Serious Nerd Shit
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BIG TITTIES IN AN AD
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Fun With the Drive Through – VIDEO
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The 15 Hottest Viral Female Athletes
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Free Cam Shows on a Friday, For You
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Bruce Willis Told Demi Moore To Go To Rehab, She Chose Penis Cake And Whip-Its
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When Asian Dads Go Wild – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Girls. They Will Make Your Day Better
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Dude Leaks a Video of His Big Tittied Girlfriend – VIDEO
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Who’s That Girl? Meet Genesis Rodriguez
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Posted in:MHD

2012

02

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I can’t stop partying Black History month…..just a few hours ago I was at a friends house watching all in the Family…and apparently either can George Jefferson…..

TV was better in the 70s…and so where women…they had less AIDS…too bad I was only 10 and the only people on my dick at the time were priests….

Here are the stepLINKS…while I go get my dick wet at the bowling alley….

I love Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini
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Blake Lively Has Only Fucked 4 Dudes
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Topless Celebrity Jean Ads
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Some Bitch Who Plays Snow White Named Lily Collins in a Magazine
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Lana Del Rey Covers British Vogue
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Funny Drive Thru…
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50 Sexiest American Athletes….
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Old Guy Powerwashes Inside of a Car
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I’m Pretty Sure Amanda Seyfried Just Called Justin Timberlake Gay
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Coco Adds a Little More Slut to Your Thursday
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Live Web Cam Sluts, You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough
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Impossible Pool Trick Shots Are Seriously Impressive – VIDEO
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The 25 Scariest Ghosts In Movies
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Geri Halliwell Goes Old School Hotness
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Christina Hendricks’ Insane Tits
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Vicki is Leggy and Has No Pants On
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Nicole Scherzinger Gallery
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Laslie Carter Odéd on Pills
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Free Cam Shows Bring the Sexy
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College Slut Gets Her Masterbation On
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The 50 Sexiest American Athletes
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Heather Graham is Nude Cause It’s Her Birthday
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taylor Swift, Just Because
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Sarah Jessica Parker Is Dressed Up As Gloria Steinem
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Miley Cyrus’ Sex Scene For ‘LOL’ (VIDEOS)
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Paris Hilton Is As Paris Hilton Does
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Ahhhhhh Minka Kelly!!
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Is This your Fantasy?
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Check Out Crissy Before and After
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How About Some Dubstep Boobies – VIDEO
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Simon Cowell Allegedly Offers Beyonce $500 MILLION To Judge X-Factor
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Zoe Britton and Lena Get It On
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Top 5: Courtney Stodden Twitter Round Up!
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Gemma Shows You Everything But the Beach
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Playboy’s Road To The Big Game
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Now That is a Short Short Skirt
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Ashley Green Just Because
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whoops, There̬s a Snake in the Pool РVIDEO
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Courtney Love Killed The Family Pets, Lives On Cocktail Of Drugs
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How NOT to Park Your Audi
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Valentine’s Special: The 66 sexiest redheads in the world
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Nicki Minaj’s Dressing Room Demands Exposed [Video]
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Hold In Your Poots Around Christina Aguilera
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Surfing Sheep…
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It Disgusts me that Jen Aniston Bought a 25 Million Dollar House…
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Ginger Spice Being Ginger Spice
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Some Olivia Munn Tits And Nipples
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Sheep Cyclone
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25 Athletes Who Cause the Most Drama
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Impossible Pool Trickshots
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Coco Has Cameltoe
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Gisele Wants You TO Pray For Tom Brady
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Jackoff To This…
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Jordan Katie Price Has See Through Pants On
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Definitely Blues Balls And Deep Throat
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Car Flips at 1000 FPS
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Snooki’s Sloppy Tits And Areola. I WARNED You.
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From the stepFORUM
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More Snooki TIt With Big Nipple
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Brandi Glanville Crippled in a Bikini
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Tila Tequila is Hot in a Black Bikini Turning Jewish
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Jennifer Lopez in a Bathing Suit for a Photoshoot
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Young Sharon Stone Topless and Amazing
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Rainy Day JOrdan Topless in Miami
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Mariana Diarco Topless in Hombre
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Keep Up With the Latest Cable Nudity
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

02

Feb

Olivia Munn Has Nipples of the Day

Unlike a breast cancer survivor with a Mastectomy….Olivia Munn…someone we wish was a breast cancer casualty because lets face it…if karma existed…the lie that is her would be annihilated…and we’re onto her…has nipples….and she’s showing them off in some photoshoot that reminds me both that Olivia Munn exists and that Olivia Munn still hasn’t got into porn yet…but she’s working towards that….because she probably knows this lie that is her career needs a Plan B.


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Posted in:Olivia Munn

2012

02

Feb

Fatty in Training Kate Upton Making Good and Bad Choices of the Day

I always rip into Kate Upton for being a typical teen girl…You know fat in the tits thanks to hormones in the processed foods we eat….all that fast food does some good until the bitch stops working out….or her metabolism slows down when she hits 21….Her ass will catch up to her tits…and that’s why it makes no sense why she’d do a Carl’s Jr Ad…I mean other than that she’s getting paid…and she’s not fat right now…and fatty foods made her tits the way they are…endorsing young girls everywhere to get up on the fast food train so that they too can be bikini models too..or at least busty….and I guess it is starting to make sense…

Here are some photoshopped pics of her in her bikini for Beach Bunny bikinis a company that pays her tits to sell their products…which is fine for now…let’s just home it’s not a long term contract….because I may wanna see obese Upton thanks to her all you can eat Carl’s Jr and ass catching up with tits as nature designed her….in a bikini….but I’m a weirdo and most people prefer when she’s disproportionate in a good way….so here are some tits making money from all fucking angles….while it lasts.

Posted in:Kate Upton

2012

02

Feb

Christina Hendricks Huge Tits for Cosmo UK of the Day

Christina Hendricks strategically hid her fatness by making her big fat tits explode out of her dress….cuz I guess they have a slimming effect…while also being the only thing anyone really notices or cares about when it comes to Christina Hendricks….I’m sure there’s a good mix of photoshop…girdles…spanx and harnesses….straps…master cleanses….fasting for days before this shoot that also went into these pics….but I guess we should just focus on the end product of nutty cleavage….

Posted in:Christina Hendricks

2012

02

Feb

Kelly Brook Twitter Erotica of the Day

Here’s some twitter smut by someone who is pretty much a softcore pornstar…who is only known because of her tits….well if you keep track of her SHE WAS BLONDE AND IN A BIKINI FOR A MINUTE last week and now she’s brunette again simulating a porn facial….Sure, I prefer her rubbing her “miscarriage” all over herself while her pussy sticks its tongue out at us…. but I’ll post this anyway.

Posted in:Kelly Brook