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Dua Lipa Simulates Bouncing on Cock on Stage of the Day
Dua Lipa Simulates Bouncing on Cock on Stage of the Day
Ozempic Katy Perry Still Gross of the Day
Ozempic Katy Perry Still Gross of the Day
Sydney Sweeney Riding a Paddle Board Erotica of the Day
Sydney Sweeney Riding a Paddle Board Erotica of the Day
Dora Madison Burge Nipples of the Day
Dora Madison Burge Nipples of the Day
Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day
Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day

2012

14

Feb

Kim kardashian Has a Dumpy Fucking Ass of the DAy

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This is not news….but Kim Kardashian has a shitty fucking ass….that some how she has marketed as being a great ass….or at least a freakish ass people like to talk about….possibly thanks to only dating black guys…except for the fake husband she was using to drive some attenion her way…but more importantly thanks to spanx…wearing the highest fucking heels and other tricks…that I guess she’s too lazy to pull off…but I’m hoping she’s too burned out to pull off…passing the torch to her jailbait sisters….since no one cares about her anymore…

What it comes down to is that She’s always gonna be a shitty porn star to me

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2012

14

Feb

Olivia Wilde Nude from 2007 of the DAy

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She’s been TOPLESS FOR MAXIM …..HOT FOR GQ …..but apparently back in 2007 when she was working the celebrity scene…people maagazine did a shoot with her… fast forward 5 years…and the photograprapher decides to release the pics that weren’t published that may or may not have nipple in them…because maybe this is his way to get himself known….or maybe these pics have been circulating for the last 5 years and no one cared cuz Olivia WIlde doesn’t matter, but I’m gonna post them anyway…cuz let’s face it…I got noting better to do! Especially not on Valentines Day….

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2012

14

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s some news…

Cop Shoots Unarmed Motorist to Death

Failed Texas Chainsaw Masacre

Video of Kate Upton Rocking Bikinis

Peeping Tom Caught by Boyfriend
Noelle Kozar’s neighbor went to peep into her window when he was caught by her boyfriend.

Maine HS Football Coach Fired For Posting Nude Photos
A football coach from South Paris, Maine is out of a job after accidentally posting nude photos of himself on Facebook.

Two Columbine HS Students Wounded In Hammer Attack
Two Columbine High School students were wounded when a hammer-wielding classmate attacked them outside a school restroom Monday. According to Aaron Flowers, one of the injured students, a 14-year-old female freshman verbally threatened his 15-year-old friend shortly before the attack.

Wendy Williams Cries Over The Death Of Whitney Houston

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2012

14

Feb

Claire Sinclair Beatup Pin-Up Girl of the DAy

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So Claire Sinclair is Playboy’s Miss October 2010 and Playmate of the Year 2011 and she turns out to be one of those dumb bithes who tries to channel glam and eroticism from the 40s, 50s and 60s, which annoys me, because anyone who markets themselve as a pin-up, instead of as a modern day slut, I’m talking to you Dita Von Teese, and all the fat chicks with Bangs and tattoos who think they are Betty Page……deserves to get beat up…cuz she is not original and doesn’t embrace modern whoring…

Which is exactly what Hugh Hefner’s son did…..and she got an emergency restraining order and wrote shit like

There’s two types of pain in the world – pain that hurts you, and pain that makes you stronger. All of your positivity is giving me strength

I call publicity stunt….from a girl who’s dad recruited her for Playboy, who is clearly a money grubber who dates the owner of the magazines son….for marketing purposes….who cares….well she does…now that she’s a household name….

Watch the video, she’s got good tits…even if her whole act and her whole spousal abuse shit is a lie.

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2012

14

Feb

Lake Bell for Esquire UK of the Day

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I remember Lake bell being some hot slut from a few years ago…I don’t remember what show she was on because I don’t watch TV, but I do remember that I have done POSTS ABOUT HER HOTNESS BEFORE …..my favorite being WHEN SHE DIDN”T SHOW NIPPLE ON CABLE ….

Either way, she’ 32 now, she’s still half naked, looks pretty awesome to me for Esquire and that’s all I really have to say about that…I mean really what more did you expect me to write…other than that I’d like to ring the little bell in her panties with my tongue so that it forms some kind of lake as she grinds against my face…so that it drips down my chin….which would be totally perverted….but not as perverted as Esquire UK with these pics…

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2012

14

Feb

The Rest of the SI Swimsuit 2012 Models of the Day

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I wasn’t gonna bother doing this…but I am doing it anyway..Here are videos of the rest of the SI Models….Enough to give you a taste….of he pussy they selected this year..

You can go to SI SWIMSUIT 2012 Microsite for all the rest of the videos and the 1000s of piitures…….I’m not about to post the shit….half naked is not naked enough….

Adaora

Nina Adgal

Natalie COUGHlin

Cintia DICKer

Jessica Gomes

Izabel Goulart

Kirby Griffin

Natalie Gulbis

Julie Henderson

Ariel Meredith

Alyssa Miller

Alex Morgan

Genevieve Morton

Jessica Perez

Bar Refali

Irina Shayk

Chrissy Teigan

Michelle Vawer

Anne V

Where are the fucking nude pics….this is bullshit….

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2012

14

Feb

Kate Upton is the SI Swimsuit Covergirl of the Day

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Obviously….

I saw this leaked last night and didn’t care…probably cuz I could have called this last year….or possibly cuz it is totally uninteresting….

She’s 19, she’s got huge tits, she’s at the top of her game, her metabolism hasn’t slowed down yet…her ass hasn’t caught up to her tits…guys everywhere love her…especially bros….she’s been marketed proper and that’s more than I can say for most 19 year old with DD tits…it usually takes them til their early 20s to actually get to this point…

I think her face is retarded, her body awkward and sloppy…definitely not toned…just teenaged….and I’m sure she doesn’t have a great ass I can chip a tooth on….but I also think she’s the right all american choice….

Now I think it is time for her to pose nude…..and fuck on camera….before it is too late…..

Here are some of her photoshopped pictures:

Here is the video:

Here is the whole SI 2012 Swimsuit Section that they will be milking the next year cuz it is the only issue that makes them money ….too bad it’s not 1989….before the internet when this kind of shit allowed me to masturbate…I’m not about to spend my day ripping off their pics and uploading the shit only to be asked to take them down….so visit SI ….

Here’s the paparazzi congratulating her like this matters…like it is an accomplishment…what a fucking joke…our priorities are fucked…….I mean other than they great huge tit part…

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2012

14

Feb

Lana Del Lips Fucking Sucks of the Day

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Here’s lie of a celebrity/talent/artist…whoc is totally fabricated for the internet getting swarmed by fans outside Kimmel…cuz people love meeting people other people seemingly care about…without trying to figure out whether they care about them or not….

I accidentally saw Lana Del Lip on Jimmy Kimmel and it turns out that she fucking sucks….here’s the clip…

What was a heavily produced studio song that got her 100,000,000 views on Youtube and that made the media think she was relevant…without actually evaluating her actual talent….does not translate to live performances…she’s fucking boring…she’s practically talking and struggling with it….

That numb fake lip needs to be where it belongs…getting slammed by black cock in porn…

Too bad her dad’s rich and fucking up the natural course she should be taking…

No I’m not getting paid to talk about her, but Kimmel should be paying me for promoting his show….I’m just fascinated people don’t see how shit she is….seriously shittier than the shit they put in her lip…but at least she’s trying…just not nearly naked enough…

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2012

14

Feb

Token Victoria’s Secret is a 9 Billion Dollar a Year Company Manipulating Me With Models in Bras for Valentines Day of the Day

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I will never understand why the genius marketing team at Victoria’s Secret that isn’t genius at all….they just get dumb, but real hot, bitches in their underwear and people pay attention…..obviously….decided to give these hot but dumb half naked models a platform to voice their opinions when the whole point of them is to be fantasy our wives aren’t…not regular girls who happen to be half naked and who happen to make me hate them more and more everytime they talk……

But as a sucker….I will post the shit, cuz it’s easy content, even though they should be paying me for this….I can not be bought with half naked bitches oh right…I can….

Here’s a video on love…cuz that’s exactly what you want half naked models you jrk off to talking about…

And now the behind the scenes of their photoshoot…

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2012

14

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The above picture is a Valentine’s Day present from a reader….

This is the Valentine message I left my wife on a piece of toilet paper taped to a half eaten chocolate bar:

You really make me feel like shit. Unloved. Unappreciated. Glad I fucked a hooker last night instead of using the money to buy you a gift. You fucking pig.

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Nothing Says Valentine’s Day Like a 13 Incher
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A God That DJs? Sure, Why Not – VIDEO
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2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue: Ranking the Loveliest Ladies Ever
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Free Cam Shows Because You Are as Alone on Valentines Day as I Am
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Self Leveling Pool Table on a Cruise Ship is Pretty Fucking Impressive – VIDEO
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Katlynn is a Big Jugged Red Head. Wow
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Britney Spears, I Dunno, Why Not
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Live Web Cam Shows For Your Lonely Ass
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Masterbating Slut Gets Caught By Mommy
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A Brief History of Beverly Hilton Hotel Scandals
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