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2012

25

Jan

UK Big Broher Tashie Jackson Sex Tape of the Day

So some no name from UK Big Brother has released a sex tape, which is only natural because the kind of bitch who would be compelled to do Big Brother…or any reality show for that matter…is the kind who is trying to get famous….and what better way to get famous than to release a sex tape…I mean it worked for Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton, didn’t it?

What these low level sluts don’t get is that the world is so porn saturated that we don’t care if any bitch fucks on camera…we’re desensitized….especially when the bitch fucking on camera has to rub herself to get wet after sucking a dudes dick…we like a bitch to be wet at all times….at least in our sex tapes…cuz I’m the king of making bitches dry…within 10 seconds of them realizing what they are doing…

They also don’t realize that Kim Kardashian was working with the top publicist in hollywood to get her interviews, coverage, etc when her tape hit…it was a bigger plan…

It wasn’t just a bitch fucking a black dude awkward and like we all fuck at home….

Who cares…just watch the sex tape cuz it’s out there….and wait til the part she says “You Filled Me Up”…cuz bitch didn’t even have the decency to take a load on her face for her big porn debut…what a cunt…

I guess her strategy worked cuz before today…I had no idea who she was….

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2012

25

Jan

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s some afternoon random news of random people doing random things that are pretty fucking entertaining…cuz people are idiots, perverts, freaks, and I love watching them….it makes for very good times…when you realize just how ridiculous the world is…

NC Mom Takes Out Burglar With Bed Post
Victoria Jones, a North Carolina mother, knew how to defend her family from a would-be intruder, by knocking him on the head with a bed post.

Girl Scout Peeping Tom Arrested
A man was arrested outside a Girl Scout meeting area. The details surrounding his arrest are bizarre and disturbing.

East Haven Mayor Taking Heat For Taco Comment
The Mayor of East Haven, Connecticut is being chastised for his taco comment when asked what was he is going to do for the Latino community.

Woman Sues Cash Money Records
A College Park woman claims a record company is responsible for a violent attack that took place inside a studio bathroom.

“The Ice Hole’ Opens On Minnesota Fishing Lake
A Minnesota man thought it would be a great idea to open a bar on ice catering to ice fishers.

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2012

25

Jan

Zahia Dehar Ex-Prostitute in Lingerie for V-Mag of the Day

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I once wrote “I donâ€™t do sports, but I do do prostitutes, so hereâ€™s the 18 whore behind a fun scandal involviving two top players of the French Soccer Team who hired her when she was 17 or even 16â€¦” back when Zahia Dehar Wore a Slutty Dress and Showed off her Ass and when Zahia Dehar wore no pants and flashed the world her ass ….when her story first dropped….

Well now she’s 18, and V Magazine did a photoshoot with her…cuz nothing says fashion like ex-teen-hookers to the stars…especially when the trashy bitch looks this hot….

Here are the hot pics….

Posted in:Zahia Dehar

2012

25

Jan

Lea Michele poses for her ad campaign for Candies of the Day

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That Dude From Glee who goes by the name Lea Michelle was cast to be the spokesperson for Candies…a company that has historically had hot photoshoots with famous bitches you want to fuck…Like Britney Spears and Hayden Panettiere, but this is the recession and obviously everyone is feeling it…especially Candies…so they were forced to run with a sure shot to promote their garbage…cuz they know this bitch has a huge fan base…instead of a bitch you’d want to see posing hot even though I’d watch anyone try to pose hot….and here is the dude from glee….

Here is the video….

Posted in:Lea Michele

2012

25

Jan

Katherine McPhee Armpit Lick of the Day

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A dirty, hippie, vegan bitch I originally met in the park cuz she was trying to get me to sign something protesting composting not being available to apartment dwellers…or some shit I responded to cuz she had no bra on….and decided to make into a FB friend….once asked me when drunk if she could sniff my dirty armpit while I lick her dirty armpit while mutually masturbating…making me think Armpits are an actual fetish…and this Katherine McPhee shit is making someone somewhere very happy as her jerks off right now….unfortuantly…I like my armpit fetish porn with more nudity.

Posted in:Katherine McPhee

2012

25

Jan

Shameless Nudity on TV of the Day

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I love that TV is on the move towards porn…it gives me hope that one day my TV show will get picked up…the only issue is that I haven’t bothered writing it cuz I am lazy….coupled with the fact that I don’t know how to write, I don’t have any good concepts, even if I did, they’d never sell or get produced because I’m that kind of failure…but it is nice to pretend that all my ideas are consistently getting ripped off…like Californication or Shameless…cuz it is good for my self esteem….see no one likes to admit they barely exist…which is possibly why I cry when I masturbate…

I’m just fucking around…I’m too lazy to care or feel like a loser…what I am trying to say is that tits on TV has been something I’ve always wanted when TV was invented….and something I appreciate now that it is here enough to skip the show itself and download the clip off the internet cuz SOPA is my bitch….

Here’ Laura Wiggins….getting fucked up the ass…..while having small talk…

Here’s Emmy Rossum…..Hates me on twitter but I like watching her fuck….

Posted in:HBOobs

2012

25

Jan

Anais Pouliot Nipples in a Photoshoot of the Day

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Anais is some Montreal model who I used to have on my Facebooke because like her, I am from Montreal too and like most guys…appreciate hustling hot bitches who are local by promising them fame….but unfortunately…this Anus bitch got up and moved to New York and made herself famous in the modeling world…only to delete me from facebook lke I don’t matter…cuz I don’t matter…reminding me that she’ll never fuck me…but if I do some investigative work…I could probably track down her mom and fuck her….becoming her actual drunkenstepfather…who touches her inappropriately every Christmas….but luckily with all low level models trying to make it….comes nudity.

Posted in:Anais Pouliot

2012

25

Jan

Vienna Girardi in her Bikini of the Day

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She’s some bitch who was on The Bachelor…who gives a fuck…her entire career has been based on the Bachelor…and aspiring actress or not…her entire IMDB is Bachelor related…making me realize she’s nothing but a bottom feeder and bikini pics of a bottom feeder just piss me off as I expect more commitment to their quest to be famous…ideally via nudity…

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2012

25

Jan

Cinemax Femmes Fatales in Bikinis of the Day

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Here’s the cast of a show I’ve never heard of on set in bikinis…apparently it is on Cinemax and by the looks of it…it seems very top notch in terms of concept, quality, writing, and acting…as long as your gauge of top notch is how hard a bitch’s nipples get…because as long as you can mute the shit…I’m all for half nakedness…even if it is the most basic, low grade shit you can produce….it’s still got value to some of us…mainly me….cuz I’m a pervert….addicted to bikini pics of bitches I don’t know…and I blame facebook for that fetish….cuz I’m sure my facebook has people more famous than this….

Posted in:Femmes Fatales

2012

25

Jan

Amber Heard and the Funniest Voiced Paparazzi of the Day

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I need to become a paparazzi. I have a shitty camera. No photography experience. I am great at standing around doing nothing…but even better at producing shakey, awkward videos of bitches….This shit’s a joke…and the fact that these assholes get paid 1000s of dollars a month by losers like all us celebrity blogs except me….for subpar content….totally amazes me…

That said…this paparazzi has the funniest fucking voice….and here’s a video….shot by someone who must be drunk and that will make you feel like you’re drunk….of Amber Heard and her sister shopping…I can’t get a clear shot of her…but I am getting motion sickness…this video is like an IMAX movie on roller coasters….

I know any celeb who goes to “the grove” is out looking for attention….and in this cartoon character version of that attention…

Here’s a hot clip of Amber Heard being a Hot Clit in Rum Diary….

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