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2012

07

Feb

Constance Jablonski Does Vogue Italia of the Day

Here are some pictures of Constance Jablonski, some 21 year old model from france, doing what I call the Lana Del Lip , but that’s just cuz the media got me confused by Lana Del Rey’s whole bullshit throwback vintage hollywood glamor image….I think it’s got something to do with her lip implant being some sort of Jose and the Pussycat brainwashing tool we all need to try not to look directly at….but instead we should look at this hot euro slut posing for vogue like she’s posed for PURPLE before….cuz the more we encourage her…the more companies will hire her to get naked for fashion and the happier I’ll be…

Posted in:Constance Jablonski

2012

07

Feb

Selena Gomez “SEX OFFENDER” Performing in Brazil of the Day

Life’s unfair…most of the sex offenders I know can’t leave the country…or get jobs working in their field of choice…like being camp councillors, bus drivers, school teachers…..but Selena Gomez does it and she sells out stadiums…

The only problem with waching Videos of Selena Gomez’s tight 15 year old body on a 19 year old who rapes underage boys…is that we have to listen to her garbage noises that come out of her fucking mouth….

She’s in brazil, she was in a bikini yesterday, ad I guess this is the reason why….to be pantsless on stage….like some hispanic beauty pageant in the back of a mexican restaurant costume…good times…

Here she is from another angle showing off her low budget special effects for the perverts…..

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2012

07

Feb

Lara Stone’s Tits for Calvin Klein of the Day

LARA STONE tried to sue me once….it was for posting pictures of her honeymoon where she was in a bikini…that her and her comedian husband put some sort of press moratorium on because they wanted to keep it wholesome and private and magical…even though they just met a few weeks earlier…not that it fucking matters…what matters is that normally I’d be mad about lawsuits and threats, but in this case, thanks to her awesome tits that Calvin Klein in using in this campaign cuz he knows they are awesome too…I’m just glad she took the time to send her lawyers on me….even if she’s never heard of this site, it’s the equivalent of when I used to spit or snap the bras on bitches with tits in elementary school for attention….I’m a threat to society like that….

Posted in:Lara Stone

2012

07

Feb

Jennifer Love Hewitt Shitty Words of Wisdom of the Day

I realize celebrities are fucking morons….especially deadbeat celebrities who can’t get work, let alone a man…destined to be alone living off residuals from a time she was smaller framed and seemingly more busty because she’s absolutely intolerable…but when I watched this boring as fuck clip of Jennifer Love Hewitt shopping…and the paparazzi asked her for advice as to not get in trouble, which was code for “how do you stay as boring as fuck like you have”….she responded with the mind blowing insight only a high school educated person with no soul or brain would say….

Have Good Parents.

Thanks for those words of wisdom you fucking cunt….may your uterus dry up before you give into the turkey baster so you don’t reproduce….

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt

2012

07

Feb

Arianny Celeste for Some Magazine Photoshoot of the Day

I don’t watch UFC so I never really bothered caring about ARIANNY CELESTE, even though she has a rocking body….but then I saw her in COMPLEX MAGAZINE last week and was hooked….See before I just wrote her off as the equivalent of an import car model…you know young slutty trash who get half naked for some money all in efforts to feel like they are Pam Anderson or some shit…one of those too many of those sluts to notice…but then I realized that’s exactly why I should like her…a piece of trash who feels like she made it…and who apparently has made it thanks to men’s love for watching half naked men grind each other in cages….but if UFC never took off, she’d be fucking some drug dealer who drives her to the stripclub remembering the glory days of when cheesy mainstream events used to pay her to be in her bra and not dirty old men giving her 10 dollars a song….something she doesn’t have to worry about…she’s set…the next big thing in girls who get half naked….and here she in in NUTS looking big titted and at the top of her fucking game….this is way better than sucking all those dicks she sucked to move from working half naked at a Casino to working half naked for the world….

Posted in:Arianny Celeste

2012

07

Feb

Kate Hudson’s New Mom Body Bikini Pics of the Day

The header pic of KATE HUDSON is not from today’s exciting bikini pics of her hot enough for a mom of 2 body that has seen more cock than a fucking chicken farmer. They are from THIS SHOOT when she was a mom of 1 that had seen more cock than a chicken farmer….you see cuz I guess growing up in hollywood as a second rate version of her mother didn’t give her the opportunity to follow her dreams of being a chicken farmer, so she decided to turn her vagina into one…..

I don’t really know about this Kate Hudson spoiled brat whore who some how managed to make her own money thanks to her mom’s connections….she’s old, she’s haggard and has babies with multiple men….cuz that’s how whores operate…I know cuz my mom was one…

Either way, the paparazzi are on my ass, so I had to link out to other sites who have good relationships with the paparazzi cuz other sites make millions, but I’m the retard, bad at business, site that can’t sell a fucking ad because I post tits and have no readers. Aweesome….So to see the bikini pics…follow the below link…boom.


To See the Pics I Don’t Have the RIght To Post
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Posted in:Kate Hudson

2012

07

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I think I’m still traumatized that my friend made me watch THE VOICE after the superbowl and I was forced to try to understand Aguilera’s massive belly button dent in her tight dress her gut was hanging out of all while being fascinated by her tits. It is exactly why I don’t watch TV but instead watch hookers, sluts, pig women in person, cuz they are far more tolerable and less damaging to one’s mind, when they let you put your dick in them….

Here’s some links….to start this glorious day…a day where we should set out to make memories….yes that was far too positive a message from me…let me re-phrase that…kill yourself.

Bubble Room Prank – VIDEO
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Classic Sports Hotties Who You Forgot About
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Free Cam Shows Bring Some tuesday Hotness
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Stunt Busters Burn Out at 1000 Framee Per Second – VIDEO
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Say Hello to Kathy
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The Patriots Are All Butt Hurt Cause Gisele Bundchen Is a Bit of a Bitch
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Live Web Cam Sluts That Will Drive You Wild
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Blonde Amateur Pounds Her Pussy With a Dildo – VIDEO
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Complex Comic: When Tintin Met The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
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Posted in:MHD

2012

06

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

THis is my kind of girl…I hope I meet someone like her when I’m out tonight drinking away that my wife who I have already met and unfortunately married is substantially more disgusting….

Here are the stepLINKS….while I go find inspiration, motivation and ideally masturbation on some random girl’s face….

JWoww Restores Class & Sophistication To The Super Bowl
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Randy Travis Knows How To Party….By Himself…In Front Of A Baptist Church
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Live Web Cam Shows Bring Some Sexy to Monday
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Russian Climber….
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Kate Hudson Hot Body in a Bikini
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Anchorwoman’s Funny Blooper
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Amanda Seyfried Hot as Fuck for Glamor
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Vanessa Hudgens Grooms Her Sister For Naked Picture Taking
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20 Hottest Up and Coming MMA Girls
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Mascot Eats Cheerleader
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Family Crams Onto Motorcycle – VIDEO
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5 Romantic Comedy Actresses We Have No Love For
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Scarlett Johansson Tarts Up Her Cleavage
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Maria Menounous Wanted To/Did Bang Tim Tebow
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Bianca Beauchamp is a Sexy Redhead
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Jenna Dewan Brings the Hotness
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Free Cam Shows Make Life a Little More Sexy
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Her Pussy Feels Like Jesus. Wait, What? – VIDEO
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I Think This Dildo Might Be Too Big For Her Pussy
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Athletes We’d Love to See in the 2012 SI Swimsuit Issue
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How About a Paris Hilton Upskirt
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Kate Hudson Bikini Pics
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Now That’s One Hot Asian Ass
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TWho Has the Biggest Tits?
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Fun With Alcohol – An Internet Short
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Celebrity Cheerleaders: Cameron Diaz, Blake Lively, Snooki & More! (PHOTOS)
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Charlize Theron is f*cking awesome
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Some Super Hot Lesbian Action
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Dude Rides a Rhino WTF? – VIDEO
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Now Here’s a Chick That’s Marrying Material
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Like Father, Like Son: Dad Drunk When Going To Pick Up Son From Police Station Who Was Popped For Drunk Driving
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Hot Teen Lesbians Have Some Fun Outside – VIDEO
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Donkey Jizz Guzzling Reality TV Twins Offered Porn Gig
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Lizzie is a Sexy Brunette
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Nicole Scherzinger Gallery
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I Love Me a Blonde Model Type
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Georgia Salpa @ Earth Nightclub at The Westcourt Hotel
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These Big Tits Are Nasty
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Lizzie and Her Friend Get Naked
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Karla is a Great Way to Finish Any Day
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And That’s Why You May Not Wanna Grab a Chicks Ass Out of the Blue – VIDEO
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some Kate Winslet, Just Because
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Nicki Minaj Is Really Jay-Z
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J.Lo Showing Off Her Stomach on the Beach Like a Whore
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Olivia Wilde Hot for Some Magazine
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Craziest Sports Fans Ever
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Parkour Jump Fial
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Rihanna Trashy Island Slut In See Through Top
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Britny Gastineau Posts Her Tits For Attention Forgetting She Missed the Boat on the Kardashian Train…
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Jwoww And Her Tits Keep Is Classy In Indy!
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Paris Hilton No Panty Pussy Upskrit
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Katy Perry is a Slutty Busty Mermaid
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Coco’s Massive Tits And Ass On Display For Everyone
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Time for a New Truck
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Brittney Jones Pulls Out Her Tit In A Bikini
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Miley Cyrus Fucked Up Shorts And Some Camel Toe
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Athletes We’d Love to See in the 2012 SI Swimsuit Issue
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HOT Megan Fox Island Commercial….
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From the stepFORUM
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More Pictures from the Lohan for Love Magazine Shoot
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Kate Upton Hot Tits in a Bikini
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All the Taylor Momsen in FHM
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Young Sharon Stone Topless
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Mayra Suarez Naked Leaked Pics
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Cable Nudity
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BONUS – All the Superbowl Ads in One Playlist
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

06

Feb

LeAnn Rimes is Rocking a Bikini cuz That’s What She Got Implants for of the DAy

Here are some LeAnn Rimes tight ass in a bikini because being in a bikini is what she fucking does…she threw that good Christian shit out a while ago when she decided to turn on her fans, turn on her career, be satisfied with her money and started tempting married men into fucking her…only to become a sex addict home wrecker with implants…only to be criticized for being skinny, even though skinny is amazing and the real disgusting about her is her fucking face…and that’s all I have to say about that..

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Posted in:Leann Rimes

2012

06

Feb

Jessica Simpson’s Big Fucking Mom Tits at the Super Bowl of the Day

Her caption:

Fun at the Super Bowl

This is probably the first time she’s referred to a bowl being super and didn’t mean because it was filled will butter, or chocolate, or deep fried anything..you know or that the bowl itself was so big if felt like it never ended, allowing her to be the pig at the trough she obviously is….but the good thing about pigs is that they have a set of super bowls of their fucking own….and by bowls I mean her pregnant milk filled mom tits…..

Posted in:Jessica Simpson