2012
06
Feb
Thank god for Implants…at least I know J.Woww does….because without them, she’d be a nobody…a nothing…she would have never been hired as a bar tender and would never made it onto Jersey Shore to play off the troll with a big ridiculous personality while giving guys something to kinda want to fuck strictly based on comparison alone…
Here she is showing off some ridiculous cleavage at the Super Bowl….
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Posted in:J Woww
2012
06
Feb
So Maria Menounos lost a bet on purpose for he Super Bowl hoping for ratings and notoriety beyond being the hot Greek who loves anal who is always in her bikini showing off her rocking body and probably her VIRGIN PUSSY THANKS TO THE ANAL in a bikini….
The loss meant she had to get into her bikini on National TV….which would be a bigger deal if more than 4 people watched Extra….proving yet again that just cuz it is on a network, doesn’t mean it’s worth shit…and it’s hardly a loss because Menounos loves shoing off her fucking body…
What happened to real bets where losing actually meant humiliating yourself, or more importantly getting gang banged by the entire football team….or anything that made bitch feel like an actual loser…and not a quick ratings grab and why the fuck am I complaining…she looks fucking awesome….
Posted in:Maria Menounos
2012
06
Feb
I wonder what went wrong…or right…depending who you ask…in the lives of these twins…you know to make them become tag team strippers at a young age…totally milking the fact that every man wants to fuck twins especially hot trassy blonde ones…all touching each other and posing naked together in magazines like playboy…it’s almost too much for a motherfucker to handle…but I can only assume it started at a young age in daddy’s back shed….and who cares about what’s wrong with them….I’m more into what is right about them, like their big, round, amazing twin asses…and Karissa’s Interracial Sex Tape That’s Perfect for Black History Month ….
These shoot is for Nuts and it is Pretty Nuts…even though these bitches are on the serious tailend of their careers…I approve.
Posted in:Karissa Shannon
2012
06
Feb
I don’t know if Selena Gomez is everyone’s favorite sex offender, I just know she is my favorite sex offender, mainly cuz I feel like a sex offender when I look at her in her bikini……even though she’s 18…
Cuz age is just a fucking number people, she has the body of a 15 year old and that should be something both morally and ethically wrong to find hot…except for some reason, the law allows it, cuz I guess pedophiles aren’t based on body, but on mind of the person they are lusting after…it isn’t the young vagina, but the interest in playing with barbies or whatever it is 16 year old girls do….
But when that body of a 15 year old is 18 and then it is totally okay to wanna fuck…especially when it is in a bikini…
It’s like every bitch who fucks Andy Milonakis, a dude with that stay a little kid even though he’s 40 disease….is what they do ok, or is it sick and should they be monitored cuz getting down like that…willingly…takes a certain kind of weirdness….I call perverted….something you can all relate to…because you’re looking at this Selena Gomez shit from 2 days ago….
Posted in:Selena Gomez
2012
06
Feb
PAPARAZZI AREN’T NICE
I don’t know what these pictures are from, who took them…I just know they were sent to me and are apparently Emma Stone…a bitch who is so fucking overrated it is ridiculous…but who has positioned herself to be masturbation fodder for nerds…unfortunately a good place to be because the world is full of nerds and more importantly movie companies are trying to reach the nerds so they cast the bitch over and over again….even though she’s got no sex appeal…or more importantly…no ass….
PAPARAZZI AREN’T NICE
Posted in:Emma Stone
2012
06
Feb
So Kelly Brook is playing a fat and busty Kate Beckinsale in some shitty movie she landed because she has big tits…it is called Heavy Metal and this is one of the promo pics you probably won’t care about unless you are a virgin loser who can’t get enough cleavage in leather…or if you are just a regular dude who can’t get enough cleavage in leather…cuz lets face it…cleavage in anything is good times….
Here she is doing capoeira on the beach….in what could be her ass in pictures at its very dumpiest….cuz big titties always battle a fat ass playing catch up….her little kid fat chick bikini bottom skirt can’t fool us….
I prefer her ritualistic nude performing art photoshoots where she smears her miscarriage/abortion all over herself …because she decided to take a step back from having a family for critical roles like Heavy Metal…and playing on the beach with her fat ass that might as well be a mom of 12….
Posted in:Kelly Brook
2012
06
Feb
Here’s a real fucking amazing scandal everyone should stop their shitty lives and give a shit about….
Rihanna was in the same club as Chris Brown…a dude she made beat her up to advance her career in exchange of pay-off….or maybe who she just made beat her up cuz Bajan women are apparently insane according to my Bajan friends…..and Drake…a dude she’s apparently been fucking…and I’m sure it’s not the first time Rihanna’s teenage whore turned popstar pussy has been in the same room as two guys who have fucked her, I mean everytime she hangs with her dad and brother over the holidays it happens…I’m just joking I don’t know if she even has a brother, let alone a brother who fucks her….and I only care cuz she’s in a hot outfit….probably to parade around her ex lovers to try and make them jealous, while they are likely fucking way hotter bitches, but in her mind they haven’t got shit on her cuz they aren’t Rihanna….and she’s Rihanna…so take that…..
Happy Black History Month….Here’s the clip…
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Posted in:Rihanna
2012
06
Feb
When I watching the Super Bowl half time show…Like Gisele, I prayed, only not for my husband to win, cuz I knew he couldn’t do it on his own, but for Madonna to have a lip slip while lip syncing….see cuz I watched the shit and she wasn’t out of breath for a fucking second of her miserable performance…..I also prayed she’d have a heart attack, not a fatal one, just one hard enough for her to realize that a senior she should sit the fuck down, class the fuck up, this isn’t geriatric aqua-robics bitch, this is a pop music career and you’re 140 fucking years old…..turns out there is a god…cuz here’s her big old mom pussy….aged from perfection…if you know what I Mean… and if you don’t it is that this performance is fucking hysterical…even if it’s not the best Lip Slip or even an actual Lip Slip…but it’s the best I’ve found so far…and I take what I can get….
Posted in:Madonna
2012
06
Feb
Skinny Katherine McPhee from American Idol fame, marrying way older dude fame, eating disorder fame, getting her armpit licked fame , Vagina Eating her Pants Fame , See thru shirt fame, Some Bikini Pic Fame, some hot cleavage fame and most importantly panty flashing fame… that’s really all that famous….but apparently she’s an actor now and in some new show….
Posted in:Katherine McPhee
2012
06
Feb
If you have absolutely nothing to do….which I am thinking you don’t…because you are on this site….here’s the full celebrity beach bowl including such sluts and Nina Dobrev and Kate Upton…and they aren’t wearing a bikini….so I have no idea why anyone would want to waste their time watching this…but I am posting it anyway….
Posted in:Kate Upton
