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2012

24

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

The highlight of the day…I mean other than all the degenerate things I am doing in Vegas…has got to be that the Academy awards made a mockery of themselves by giving Jonah Hill a nod…It was 5:30 in the morning and I was drunk so I coulda been dreaming…but I do know the day Johan Hill is nominated for an award…is the day everyone issuing said award loses all credibility….unless it is an award in being the token fat guy, cuz he’s good at that…even though he’s not fat anymore…

That said I have some binge drinking to do…I leave vegas tomorrow….and I haven’t died yet…thus I’ve failed…

Here are the stepLINKS…

Madonna is an Old and Dying Black Swan
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This Video of Vanessa Paradis When She Was a Teenaged Pop Star is Better Than Hearing About Her and Johnny Depp’s Marriage Falling Apart – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Sexiness
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I really wanted to fuck this bitch at 5:30 am…while drunk…
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Traci Lords Interview from Sundance
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Mom of the Fucking Year….Hilarious…
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Kid Who Can See in the Dark
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The Middle Finger – VIDEO
Commercial’s in Europe Are Just Better
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The 25 Best “Saturday Night Live” Cast Members Of All Time
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Heather Graham’s Red Hot Cleavage
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Joan Rivers VS Chelsea Handler – VIDEO
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Sexiest Moments in Recent Advertising History
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Gabriel Aubry And Halle Berry Are Bringing Out The Crazy Again
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Samantha is Just Plain Sexy
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Free Cam Shows, All for Free, All For You
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Amateur Sluts Have Some Sexy Fun – VIDEO
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The Sexiest Superbowl Commercials Ever
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Julianne Hough 30-20-34 Bikini Body
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Kristen Bell Looks Kinda Alright
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Ohhhhh Miranda Kerr – VIDEO
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JWoww Has a Was Statue
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Salma Hayek is Better When She Lets Her Tits Steal the Show
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G String Wedding Dress WTF
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How About an Old Slut for Once
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This Dude Might Be Khloe Kardashian’s Father. Seriously, She Looks Just Like Him
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Aliz and Heidi Get It On
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Whitney Port Bikini Malfunction To Make Your Dick Happy
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Malena Has Fun with a Vibrator
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Sexy Monica Wise – Photoshoot
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I Like a Business Casual Hottie
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Etam Runway Models Walk With A Snake @ Paris Fashion Week
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Ahhhhhh Bar Refaeli
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And This is Why Idiots Don’t Deserve Sports Cars
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Mandy, Kitana and Sandra, Take Your Pick
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20 Stage of a Drunken Night Out
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Ashley Tisdale & Nicole Scherzinger On Twitter
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Spike Lee Says Hollywood Knows Nothing About Black People And Even Tho He is Insane Sometimes He’s Kinda Right
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RIP Demi Moore – Your Life is So Complicated – RIP
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Elevator Vs Dog….
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Lana Del Ray Hot Photoshoot
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Chimps Vs Kids
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Selena Gomez All Grown Up Showing Cleavage
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Jwoww Gets A Wax Job
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Selena Gomez: Here Comes The No Panty Upskirt…
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Some Spic Tits in Maxim
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Poop Plant
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Pam Anderson Auctions Off Range Rover to Pay Her Rent
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10 Misconceptions….
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Francesca Piccinini Naked for Men’s Health
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Gail Kim – A Canadian Korean Wrestler Naked in a Photoshoot
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Maria Fowler in a Bikini
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2012

24

Jan

AVN 2012 Red Carpet Pictures of the Day

If you don’t read this site, you won’t know that a few photographers were supposed to link up with me in Vegas and none actually did…So I gave my press pass to a dude named Jose who looked pretty serious about his pictures…in exchange for the right to use his pictures….and this is what he sent me….

It coulda gone either way, he coulda told me to fuck off, he coulda just disappeared, but I’m glad to report…I made the right choice…Jose is a man of his word! Now lets hope I get to more events this year…I think it’s good for my soul….

My favorite part of the event wasn’t the glamour parties in every Vegas club…It wasn’t even the award show…it was just being in the hotel with all these amazing people…while the adult conference was going on….Genius…

Biggest regret…Not meeting up with Chyna, Not making Dave Navarro let me smell his fingers, Not watching porn stars fuck in their rooms, not lying to aspiring pornstars about getting the famous…and not passing out drunk inside a pornstar…but vegas is so nuts…what did go down was life changing….

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2012

24

Jan

Miranda Kerr Does Wonder Woman of the Day

This is the kind of shit that makes a virgin loser nerd with no friends and no pussy prospects because he’s too busy reading comics and playing video games…head explode….

A lingerie model dressed like an action figure…they fantasized about fucking the last 30 fucking years of their pathetic…lonely…sad…depressing lives….

Sure it is an wasy way to get attention maybe…it’s the Olivia Munn strategy….and other low level people’s strategy to fame…and I’m just posting it cuz I like pussy in tight clothes…

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2012

24

Jan

Ron Jeremy Shouts Out Drunkenstepfather of the Day

I’ve decided that I need more shout outs in my life…

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2012

24

Jan

Kate Middleton’s Shitty Bikini Pic of the Day

Here’s a shitty fucking picture of Kate MIddleton living out her dream fucking life that she worked very hard at making happen over the course of the last 10 years of seducing this Prince as hard as she could…into believing she was his soulmate, or the one to bring the Royal Family the image they needed…you know to connect with the everyday people….all while making her sister Pippa more and more jealous until she can’t take it anymore and ends up doing porn to disgrace the family and make a name for herself…while her sister’s out there gold digging….small titty and not caring…cuz she’s gonna be a fucking Queen one day and her life is officially one huge Vacation….Take that college education….pussy is always the key to get a girl a head….and who really cares….really…I mean other than bored Housewives from Commonwealth countries…she’s pretty obsolete….

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2012

24

Jan

Selena Gomez – Sex Offender in Puerto Rico of the Day

Here’s everyone’s favorite sex offender in Puerto Rico performing in some traditional hispanic festival outfit…cuz her last name is Gomez and she’s trying to connect with those people as J.LO has proved…their loyalty fucking pays….but I’m more concerned with her cleavage and the whole being pantsless…cuz that’s what concerts are all about…especially those of 18 year olds who fuck minors…and not the Chilean kind….

Here a Video of her at this concert…

Here’s another Video of her at this concert….

Here are Some Pics….

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2012

24

Jan

Tori Praver Half Naked for Nordstrom of the Day

Tori Praver is some body painted SI model who was born in 1986….and was in SI Swimsuit from 2007 – 2009….and who is now the half naked body for Nordstrom…I’m running off no sleep the past week…so that’s really all I have to say about that…I mean other than the obvious I want to get her pregnant with my tongue….bullshit…that I know you all are feeling too….I blame her young fresh look I’m not used to…see the women I currently try to get pregnant with my tongue have pussies that taste of asshole and look like a pile of rotting meat….

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2012

24

Jan

Sofia Vergara’s Huge Cleavage of the Day

The greatest thing about Sofia Vergara isn’t the accent she plays up to be typecast as the hot latina mom. It’s not her back story of drug cartels in Colombia tricking hollywood to support her career choices…to escape death…it is not the fact that she’s old, or that she’s probably had an outrageous amount of dick in getting by those years as a young single mother…it isn’t the fact that she’s tricked hollywood into caring about her, or laughing at her jokes…it is one hundred percent…her tits.

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2012

24

Jan

Lindsay Lohan See Thru Shirt of the Day

I don’ know how accurate this virgin loser nerd photoshop job is on Lindsay Lohan’s black top…but it looks like I can see a little nipple and I guess that’s enough to get yourself a post here on Drunkenstepfather.com, cuz nipple on great tits, without a bra is all I need….Sure the virgin loser nerd photoshop job is almost hysterical…you know cuz I visualize the motherfucker doctoring these to release to the masses, so proud of his work….pathetic in a “I dont’ get pussy way” and I guess that’s why I’m endorsing him…cuz sometimes that pat on the back, or recognition when all else in life wrongs you….is all you need to keep going….

I don’t even really know when these pics were taken…but I’m thinking recentlry….her face all bloated…and lovely…


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2012

24

Jan

Ashley Smith Ass in Panties Viral for Jalouse of the Day

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Here’s a hipster fashion video that is so clever because it breaks down what the video maker wanted to do with his video…you know to make it viral…I can just imagine when they came up with this concept as a group and gave each other high fives over the shit…you know tell us what you’re doing so we can laugh about how true and ironic it is…and the fact that all their followers and drones actually think it is clever reminds me of how idiotic the world is…98 percent of people are useless fucking sheep who attach themselves to various bullshit…but at their core are just the fucking same follower looking for acceptance….

The good news is that there’s some hot model ass in panties….which is great if you can see past how annoying the concept behind the shit is…

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