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2012

25

Jan

Katherine McPhee Armpit Lick of the Day

A dirty, hippie, vegan bitch I originally met in the park cuz she was trying to get me to sign something protesting composting not being available to apartment dwellers…or some shit I responded to cuz she had no bra on….and decided to make into a FB friend….once asked me when drunk if she could sniff my dirty armpit while I lick her dirty armpit while mutually masturbating…making me think Armpits are an actual fetish…and this Katherine McPhee shit is making someone somewhere very happy as her jerks off right now….unfortuantly…I like my armpit fetish porn with more nudity.

Posted in:Katherine McPhee

2012

25

Jan

Shameless Nudity on TV of the Day

I love that TV is on the move towards porn…it gives me hope that one day my TV show will get picked up…the only issue is that I haven’t bothered writing it cuz I am lazy….coupled with the fact that I don’t know how to write, I don’t have any good concepts, even if I did, they’d never sell or get produced because I’m that kind of failure…but it is nice to pretend that all my ideas are consistently getting ripped off…like Californication or Shameless…cuz it is good for my self esteem….see no one likes to admit they barely exist…which is possibly why I cry when I masturbate…

I’m just fucking around…I’m too lazy to care or feel like a loser…what I am trying to say is that tits on TV has been something I’ve always wanted when TV was invented….and something I appreciate now that it is here enough to skip the show itself and download the clip off the internet cuz SOPA is my bitch….

Here’ Laura Wiggins….getting fucked up the ass…..while having small talk…

Here’s Emmy Rossum…..Hates me on twitter but I like watching her fuck….

Posted in:HBOobs

2012

25

Jan

Anais Pouliot Nipples in a Photoshoot of the Day

Anais is some Montreal model who I used to have on my Facebooke because like her, I am from Montreal too and like most guys…appreciate hustling hot bitches who are local by promising them fame….but unfortunately…this Anus bitch got up and moved to New York and made herself famous in the modeling world…only to delete me from facebook lke I don’t matter…cuz I don’t matter…reminding me that she’ll never fuck me…but if I do some investigative work…I could probably track down her mom and fuck her….becoming her actual drunkenstepfather…who touches her inappropriately every Christmas….but luckily with all low level models trying to make it….comes nudity.

Posted in:Anais Pouliot

2012

25

Jan

Vienna Girardi in her Bikini of the Day

She’s some bitch who was on The Bachelor…who gives a fuck…her entire career has been based on the Bachelor…and aspiring actress or not…her entire IMDB is Bachelor related…making me realize she’s nothing but a bottom feeder and bikini pics of a bottom feeder just piss me off as I expect more commitment to their quest to be famous…ideally via nudity…


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Posted in:Vienna Girardi

2012

25

Jan

Cinemax Femmes Fatales in Bikinis of the Day

Here’s the cast of a show I’ve never heard of on set in bikinis…apparently it is on Cinemax and by the looks of it…it seems very top notch in terms of concept, quality, writing, and acting…as long as your gauge of top notch is how hard a bitch’s nipples get…because as long as you can mute the shit…I’m all for half nakedness…even if it is the most basic, low grade shit you can produce….it’s still got value to some of us…mainly me….cuz I’m a pervert….addicted to bikini pics of bitches I don’t know…and I blame facebook for that fetish….cuz I’m sure my facebook has people more famous than this….

Posted in:Femmes Fatales

2012

25

Jan

Amber Heard and the Funniest Voiced Paparazzi of the Day

I need to become a paparazzi. I have a shitty camera. No photography experience. I am great at standing around doing nothing…but even better at producing shakey, awkward videos of bitches….This shit’s a joke…and the fact that these assholes get paid 1000s of dollars a month by losers like all us celebrity blogs except me….for subpar content….totally amazes me…

That said…this paparazzi has the funniest fucking voice….and here’s a video….shot by someone who must be drunk and that will make you feel like you’re drunk….of Amber Heard and her sister shopping…I can’t get a clear shot of her…but I am getting motion sickness…this video is like an IMAX movie on roller coasters….

I know any celeb who goes to “the grove” is out looking for attention….and in this cartoon character version of that attention…

Here’s a hot clip of Amber Heard being a Hot Clit in Rum Diary….

Posted in:Amber Heard

2012

25

Jan

Miley Cyrus and Her Penis Cake of the Day

These are some pictures that were sold to TMZ of Miley getting down and dirty with a penis cake…like all women do when drunk and faced with a penis cake…cuz girls are all horny sluts at any age….from 16th birthday parties to 65 year old menopausal parties…all women go nuts for penis cake…

The only real alarming factor in all this is that these pics are of her boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth’s Birthday…and when dudes start getting black cock cakes at their birthday parties…you know there’s a reason for Miley’s pent up sexual energy…..she’s fed up of sucking his dick and taking it up the ass so he can smell the gay sex while wearing a mustache…see cuz straight dudes don’t stand for penis cakes at their birthdays….not even if it’s just for jokes..

Either way, I like the way Miley’s hustling the cock…she’s good and this whole thing is pretty fucking hot…especially the one with a knife….and really what’s the big fucking deal…all t is is a bitch eating some cake…people need to lighten up a bit…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

25

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just flew home on a shitty fucking red-eye flight…I prefer when my red eyes are girls with their ass cheeks spread….winking at me with their anuses…

Here’s some links while I die.


Baby Does Chin Ups WTF – VIDEO
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Madden is a Super Sexy Cowgirl
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Super Bowl 2012: The Hottest Wives and Girlfriend
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Free Cam Shows to Help You Over the Hump That Is Wednesday
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Meanwhile in Moscow – VIDEO
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The 50 Worst Dressed Celebrities of All Time
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Demi Moore Hospitalized For ‘Exhaustion’ And Yes, Exhaustion Means DrugsT
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Girls Go Down On Each Other In the Kitchen – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Shows Make Wednesday a Little More Sexy
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Posted in:MHD

2012

25

Jan

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some news stories you may or may not have heard…because I assume you’re an ignorant chronic masturbator and the last news you heard was that the handicapped amputee down the street was pregnant with your baby cuz that’s all you’re able to fuck…since she can’t run from your greasy pathetic ass…

I love the stepNEWS

Priest Arrested For Being Naked In Adult Book Store
A Baltimore priest was found half-dressed in a theater at an adult book store in Maryland.

Crazy Fight Outside Detroit Courthouse
Emotions were running high in Michigan when a woman destroyed a TV camera crew’s tripod in order to attack the family of a murder victim.

Utah Drivers Have A Tough Time In Snow
Amateur video from Bountiful, Utah shows lots of near misses and more than a few hits when drivers take to the roads horrible snowy weather.

Arizona Husband And Wife Planned To Kill Law Enforcement Officers In Bizarre Death Pact
It was a final death wish for a Yuma, Arizona couple. Kill themselves, and take down sheriff deputies with them.

Eight Mile Motel Renamed the ‘M-N-M’ in Detroit
On Detroit’s east side, there’s a motel that used to be known as the American, but it now has a new name that may be familiar to fans of hip hop.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2012

24

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

The highlight of the day…I mean other than all the degenerate things I am doing in Vegas…has got to be that the Academy awards made a mockery of themselves by giving Jonah Hill a nod…It was 5:30 in the morning and I was drunk so I coulda been dreaming…but I do know the day Johan Hill is nominated for an award…is the day everyone issuing said award loses all credibility….unless it is an award in being the token fat guy, cuz he’s good at that…even though he’s not fat anymore…

That said I have some binge drinking to do…I leave vegas tomorrow….and I haven’t died yet…thus I’ve failed…

Here are the stepLINKS…

Madonna is an Old and Dying Black Swan
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This Video of Vanessa Paradis When She Was a Teenaged Pop Star is Better Than Hearing About Her and Johnny Depp’s Marriage Falling Apart – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Sexiness
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I really wanted to fuck this bitch at 5:30 am…while drunk…
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Traci Lords Interview from Sundance
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Mom of the Fucking Year….Hilarious…
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Kid Who Can See in the Dark
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The Middle Finger – VIDEO
Commercial’s in Europe Are Just Better
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The 25 Best “Saturday Night Live” Cast Members Of All Time
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Heather Graham’s Red Hot Cleavage
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Joan Rivers VS Chelsea Handler – VIDEO
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Sexiest Moments in Recent Advertising History
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Gabriel Aubry And Halle Berry Are Bringing Out The Crazy Again
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Samantha is Just Plain Sexy
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Free Cam Shows, All for Free, All For You
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Amateur Sluts Have Some Sexy Fun – VIDEO
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The Sexiest Superbowl Commercials Ever
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Julianne Hough 30-20-34 Bikini Body
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Kristen Bell Looks Kinda Alright
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Ohhhhh Miranda Kerr – VIDEO
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JWoww Has a Was Statue
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Salma Hayek is Better When She Lets Her Tits Steal the Show
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G String Wedding Dress WTF
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How About an Old Slut for Once
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This Dude Might Be Khloe Kardashian’s Father. Seriously, She Looks Just Like Him
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Aliz and Heidi Get It On
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Whitney Port Bikini Malfunction To Make Your Dick Happy
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Malena Has Fun with a Vibrator
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Sexy Monica Wise – Photoshoot
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I Like a Business Casual Hottie
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Etam Runway Models Walk With A Snake @ Paris Fashion Week
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Ahhhhhh Bar Refaeli
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And This is Why Idiots Don’t Deserve Sports Cars
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Mandy, Kitana and Sandra, Take Your Pick
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20 Stage of a Drunken Night Out
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Ashley Tisdale & Nicole Scherzinger On Twitter
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Spike Lee Says Hollywood Knows Nothing About Black People And Even Tho He is Insane Sometimes He’s Kinda Right
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RIP Demi Moore – Your Life is So Complicated – RIP
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Elevator Vs Dog….
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Lana Del Ray Hot Photoshoot
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Chimps Vs Kids
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Selena Gomez All Grown Up Showing Cleavage
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Jwoww Gets A Wax Job
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Selena Gomez: Here Comes The No Panty Upskirt…
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Some Spic Tits in Maxim
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Poop Plant
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Pam Anderson Auctions Off Range Rover to Pay Her Rent
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10 Misconceptions….
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From the stepFORUM
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Francesca Piccinini Naked for Men’s Health
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Gail Kim – A Canadian Korean Wrestler Naked in a Photoshoot
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Maria Fowler in a Bikini
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