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2012

04

Jan

Irina Shayk Goes Topless in Esquire of the Day

Irina Shayk teaches the youth of today a very valuable lesson they don’t teach in school…and that lesson is to fuck someone famous, rich or successful in business, sport or hollywood and good things will happen to your modeling career….So don’t focus on books and studying…focus on being pretty and not getting fat…cuz no famous, rich or successful person like fat chicks…except maybe Pierce Brosnan ….

Hot body, hot photoshoot, who cares how she got there, just be happy she’s doing this while she’s there….cuz we all get to stare.

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2012

04

Jan

Sofia Vergara Grocery Shopping Like the Help of the Day

Sometimes a bitch needs to re-connect with her cleaning lady roots and go grocery shopping to reflect on how far she’s come along…if you’re like me that will be enough for you to get off to because I love the concept of fucking the help…in fact I love the concept of fucking anything with a vagina….and it turns out the grocery store is a hot pot of honey pots if you know what I mean…and if you don’t it is that Sofia Vergara was destined to be a chamber maid at a hotel…or just a maid at a rich person’s house who fucks her like Arnold when the wife is out…but instead turned into this entity with big tits and a spanish accent in Hollywood…that I can only assume comes from selling your soul to the devil in some weird Latino ceremony…because there are hundreds of thousands hot latino women working illegally in the USA and none of them got all Hollywood….she just doesn’t add up…but here she is doing groceries anyway.

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2012

04

Jan

Rachel Hunter is an Ex-Model Turned Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day

I was never ever into Rachel Hunter when she was at her prime bikini modeling…I barely even looked at her twice, even when the bikini was see through and her nipples were exposed….I just always found her to have a big jaw, big face, big head cuz maybe she was just big….I also just assumed she was the front for Rod Stewart’s homosexual tendencies…you know cuz famous musical acts are all weird….and appently nothing ever changes for the better cuz as it turns out her sex appeal is something that clearly doesn’t improve with age…but that’s not news to anyone….just look at your mom, wife, high school crush…bitches just get uglier…and here are the ex bikini model pics to remind us that not everyone is Elle Macpherson….

Rachel Hunter….Lookin’ Good Sweetheart….

Posted in:Rachel Hunter

2012

04

Jan

A.Rod’s New Tough Pussy is Wrestler Torrie Wilson of the Day

A.Rod is known for being a big of a faggot….at least when it comes to the women he chooses…they all start out with vaginas, but he puts them through some training routine that makes their tits shrink, their shoulders broaden and their hips go masculine…It happened with Madonna and Cameron Diaz and I can only assume it is going to happen to this Torrie Wilson wrestler bitch and I’m sure she’s going to love every second of being relevant and in the same bed as Madonna and other celebrities, while he’s going to love every choke hold she puts him under while screaming at him and calling him a little bitch…Love is a beautiful thing especially when you have weird fetishes.

BONUS – Artistic Crop With Vagina Lip and a Bag that Reads “Juicy”….

Posted in:Torrie Wilson

2012

04

Jan

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Does Baldness of the Day

Here is Rosie Huntington-Whitely continuing to remind you that there is hope for bald guys as long as they are millionaires celebrities…a goal that is really attainable for average bald men everywhere…but when jerking off you don’t have to be the loser in your fantasy…you do a good enough job at that in your everyday life….

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely

2012

04

Jan

Selena Gomez Pumping Gas in Tight Pants of the Day

I saw the episode of CSI where a motherfucker exploded for talking on the phone at the gas station….too bad that didn’t happen here….not cuz I want Gomez dead but because it would make things a little more interesting…Life needs to be more like bad movies…not long drawn out hell…and I figure what better way to make hat happen, than by taking these overpaid puppets and integrating them into society only to stage amazingness like exploding at gas stations….

I don’t know if that makes sense to you, but it makes sense to me…but unfortunately all we’ve got are these pics of her in tight jeans that are seriously uneventful…More nudity needed….

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2012

04

Jan

Aida Yespica Bikini Ass of the Day

I don’t know if I’ve posted these bikini pics of Aida Yespica, the south american ex model or pageant girl who has posed nude in the past, rocking out with her hot mom body and fake tits in a bikini, because I’ve posted so many bikini pics the last few weeks, it is all a blur, not to mention most of them were of this girl and her friends, because they were milking the paparazzi while the real celebs were hiding from them….but I’m posting the pics anyway…cuz I got nothing better to do…

Posted in:Aida Yespica

2012

04

Jan

Jack Osbourne’s Knocked Up Bitch of the Day

I wonder if she’s in it for his boyish good looks…or great personality….or maybe it’s got something to do with the fact that he’s been on TV and comes from a celebrity family that will give her good options when it comes to what nanny to hire, what day spa to spend her days at, and what exotic latino pool boy she wants to fuck cuz I predict this is a K-Fed situation, just on a way lower step on the celebrity ladder….

More importantly I wonder why I’m doing a post on Jack Osbourne’s knocked up bitch….I assume it is my biological clock ticking….or maybe the fact that I love big milk filled tits…

Posted in:Lisa Stelly

2012

04

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Drinking all night alone is always a winner’s decision….waking up feeling like death is just a product of great successs in personal habits and good living….it’s got nothing to do with medicating a broken, cold, black soul and the disappointments you’ve faced your entire life…no, not at all..

That was uplifting….Here are some links to get the day started better than my day started

Maria Menounos Showing Off Her Nipples
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Sweet Cleavage Appreciation Day – Chicks With Big Tits
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Jessica Alba, Nipples and Bikini In Mexico
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Some Mouth Watering Serena Williams Bikini Pics. Dear God, Look At That Ass
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I see The Face Of Jesus Christ On Maria Shriver’s Pussy
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Rihanna Shows Off Her Nipple Ring In See Through Dress
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Sign Punch Fail
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Hot or Not: Female Athlete Edition
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Free Cam Shows, From Me to You
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Dog is Confused By iPhone Because, Well, iPhone’s Are Confusing
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7 Deadly Cities WAY More Sinful Than Las Vegas
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Jessica Barton is Super Sexy
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Aida Yespica & Claudia Galanti Have Butts
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Live Sex Shows. They Strip, You Watch
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Gorgeous Chick and Huge Tits – VIDEO
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Who Is The Hottest Chick In the Game Right Now?
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Nadya Suleman is a Fucking Idiot and I Hope She Disappears
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Posted in:MHD

2012

03

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Flirting with seniors can be so rewarding, they are so sweet and kind and lonely that it feels good to visit them at the old folks and pretend you are a long lost relative in efforts to work your way into the will….unless you get one who actually takes a liking to you and goes from being cute granny full of baking experience to dried up slut who hasn’t fucked in 2 decades but who has thought about it everyay the last two decades, cuz it puts a real speed bump in your strategy when you have to fuck your way into the will…especially if the bitch that is ready to take it like a fucking prostitute is in her early 90s…all floppy sand paper pussy….what did you do this afternoon?

Here are the stepLINKS….

Rooney Mara Is the New Megan Fox in the Ways That She Needs to Learn to STFU
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Courtney Stodden is Floor Flashing. Wait, What?
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25 Athletes That Make Better Models
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Epic Car Jump
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Rachel McAdams Hot in Glamor
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More Reese Witherspoon DUmpy Bathing Suit Pics
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Live Web Cam Sluts Get Their Freak On
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This is Probably The Worst Way to Get Woken Up, Or One Of Them Anyways
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Jenna Will Make You Think Naughty Thoughts
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6 Laughably Overpriced Celebrity Products
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The 12 Girls to Watch in 2012
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Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures
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You May Disagree But I’d Rather Fuck Courtney Love Than Gwenyth Paltrow
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IDLYITW: Hottest Chicks Of 2011
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Free Cam Cam Shows. Yeah That’s Right, FREE
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Hot Blonde Gets Nailed With a Strap On
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She Wants You to Pound Her Muffin – VIDEO
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5 NBA Teams with the Hottest Celebrity Fans
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How About a Vintage Lesbian Liplock?
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More of Jessica Alba’s Body
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How About Some Rachel McAdams
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Looking Good Sweetheart Also Has a Weird Fucking Camel Toe
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Who knew Kyra Sedgwick looked this good in a bikini?
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Instant Popcorn From Korea – VIDEO
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Random Photo Shit of the Day
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“The Dictator� Trailer: Megan Fox Disses Kim Kardashian [Video]
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Ivy Snow is Sexy
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Tabitha and Kendra Get It On
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Dog Sex FAIL Hahahahaha
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Kasey is Stripping Down – VIDEO
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Kim Lee Lingerie Photoshoot – VIDEO
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Leggy Babe in the Snow? Yes Please!
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More Skinny Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Bikini Pics From Miami!
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Irina Shayk Hotness
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Preppy Guy Fight – VIDEO
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Now Here’s a Nice Little Striptease
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7 movies you didn’t realize are subtly racist
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Mischa Barton is Fucking Ugly Man
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Elisha is Curvey
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25 Craziest Fan Attacks in Sport
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Animals Sing Jingle Bells a Few Weeks Too Late
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Eva Longoria Legs in Some Mag
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Ashley Tisdale TIght Pants
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FROM THE STEPFORUM
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Jennifer Morrison’s Bikini
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Bar Refaeli Hot Photoshoot
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Selena Gomez Hot Wet Push Up Bra Baby Face Photoshoot
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