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2012

02

Jan

Ireland Baldwin is Alec Baldwin’s Slutty Teen Daughter He Called a Pig in a Bikini of the Day

The highlight of my TWITTER CAREER was not when Ashton Kutcher’s account got hacked and I was one of 2 people he blocked, it wasn’t when Tila Tequla’s army went after me for making fun of her, it wasn’t when every single celebrity from high to low level told me off…it wasn’t even when Alec Baldwin retweeted me…putting me into a whole new level of credibility….it was when I was tipped off by DRUNK SLUT that Ireland Baldwin, the daughter of Alex Baldwin had bikini pics posted…

She is famous for being the kid Alec called a pic in this message to….

Now she’s famous for being 16 and in a bikini I guess….unless these are pics of someone else that she took, which is possible, cuz my journalism doesn’t go that deep….and either does my vagina-like penis…

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2012

02

Jan

Miley Cyrus’ Hot Young Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Oh Shit….Miley may not be a whore anymore….you know cuz she turned 18 and there’s no point to be a whore after 18 cuz no one will notice…but she is in a bikini showing off that tight little body that I for some reaso appreciate more now that it’s not crying for attention but just living off her stupid money in her bank account making a real difference in society and in her life because she can… you know with studying to be a doctor who is going to work in the third world saving aids babies for free….no wait financed by her…because she can….she’s a hero who get it …oh wait….she’s not doing any of that she’s a vapid little cunt like the rest of Hollywood…but at least she’s in a bikini

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2012

02

Jan

Jessica Alba’s Tummy Tuck Post Pregnancy Bikini Pics of the Day

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Alba has bounced back from her second pregnancy pretty fucking amazingly..and I guess it’s easier when your entire career depends on it….you know since before you entrapped your ex boyfriend by knocking yourself up and sacrificing your everything….because women, especially very rich women, work of impulse and emotion…and not off logic or wanting to maximize their good looks or the fact they are in high demand, when their talent is relatively little to none…and the real question is how did this happen so fast, was it diet, exercise or is that a tummy tuck scar…who cares….cuz famous bitches I wanted to fuck who are moms with mom pussies wrapped tightly in bikini bodies with tight bodies are exciting…cuz they are the easiest to fist….

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2012

02

Jan

Maria Menounos Hard Nipples, Hot Body and Vagina Definition in a Bikini of the DAy

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Here are some pics of Maria Menounos’ dangly vagina, which is surprising, even though it is genetic, because you’d expect her greekness to only take it up the ass…..

I’m loving her body and her willingness to walk around pretty much naked….all hard nippled and vagina defined in her bikini bottoms…even though I prefer when she was flashing her cunt in a bikini last year ….

But I’ll take what I can get when it comes to sluts on the beach…cuz I’m stuck in the fucking snow….and I’m craving everyday girls in anything but winter coats…..

Here she is covering her plus sized vagina in a pair of shorts….

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2012

02

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens Whoring Out on the Beach of the Day

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Here are some pics of Vanessa Hudgens whoring out in on the beach…giving boners to boyfriends who fuck her and aren’t gay like the last one…..but I prefer when she’s slutting out on nude pics when she was 17, naked and unshaven….until she gets all regretful on us and sends her lawyers to mend the pieces of her broken heart…or whatever the fuck happened when I was threatened criminally for posting them cuz she was underage…even though that technically makes her the kiddie porn producer…..regretful sluts are the worst…so that shit caused a riff, made me hate her for recent weight gain, but the truth is she’s a pretty solid Filipino, far more amazing than the lazy nannies i see in Juicy Couture in the rich part of town being degraded by 5 year old rich kids…

And here she is visiting her old haunts…whoredom and amazing.

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2012

02

Jan

Josie Goldberg Disgusting in a Bikini of the Day

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Cameltoe loses its appeal when the vagina eating the bikini bottoms belongs to a fat chick…cuz I figure fat chick vagina gets hungry and has fat lips and fat lips have an easy time sucking up fabrics…of any variety especially when the fat bitch thinks she is two or five sizes too small….

Her name is Josie Goldberg and she is a disgusting playboy alum…but that’s coming from me and I hate fat chicks, possibly cuz I married one but probably cuz I figure I’m fat enough for the two of us and too much fat makes sex a mess….a mess much like this Josie Goldberg in a bikini

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2012

02

Jan

Melissa Gorga’s Beach Part of the Day

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Some Real Housewife trash playing it up for the paparazzi she probably hired…because that’s what bottom feeding trash do…I mean why else would every single one of her bikini pics be so posed and be trying so hard…especially when the bitch in the pics is someone I’ve never heard of…unless of course she’s a bottom feeeder on a budget who goes to the places actual celebs go and tries to seduce the paparazzi into shooting some pics of her doing anything that gets her noticed…while the other celebs are trying to avoid the cameras…you know like the opening act no one wants to see….but it doesn’t matter because she doesn’t matter…I’m just posting the pics cuz of the whole bikini thing…It’s a weakness.

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2012

02

Jan

Steven Tyler’s Fiance in a Bikini TOp of the Day

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This is Steven “everyone’s favorite woman on primetime TV who makes J.Lo look fat and manly” Tyler’s lesbian lover in a bikini top…I’d say they’re working on getting gay married apparently because they are engaged….and he took his song “Dude looks like a lady” a little too seriously…but that would be a bad joke….and despite being good at bad jokes…It still humilates me…

That said, she’s young…she’s in a bikini…she has no name…and she’s a she…but could also be a dude looks like a lady….but at 60….any young pussy so long as it has a pussy, even if it is a pussy you wish was in your pants literally…is better than old pussy….

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2012

02

Jan

Michelle Keegan’s British Bikini Pics of the Day

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Here’s some busty UK bitch from Cornation Street, a show that I know is disgusting as fuck because I am in Canada and we were forced to watch it as teenagers to keep our or legacy to the queen alive or some shit…and even as a practically homeless, always poor, motherfuckere, their working class, nicotine stained, soot stained kitches offeded me…it was like Roseanne with worse production value and it was at that point that I decided the UK was filled with gross teeth and gross women…but it looks like Cornation Street has stepped it up cuz thie Michelle Keegan is worth a fuck, not that the other emphasyma looking older cast weren’t, see I have no standards, but this one would be more pleasurable to fuck….at least I assume….based on her tits alone.

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2012

02

Jan

Olcay Gulsen Bikini Pictures of the Day

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According to Wikipedia, because that is the kind of hard hitting journalism you gotta do when you’re a blogger like me, serious investigative reporter shit that distracts me when I have to look at the pictures of the wikipedia supporters telling me to give wikipedia money cuz I use them….she goes by the name OJ…

Shes arab,dutch, a fashion designer, but she’s really known for being a WAG, engaged to a european footballer, who in case you didn’t know are like gods in Europe, making them the key people to target when you’re a useless whore….in a bikini for attention, or maybe just cuz she’s on vacation and that’s what people do on beach vacation unless they are muslim or momon……what a total slut….

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