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2011

26

Dec

Katy Perry’s Possible Christmas Bikini Pictures of the Day

I have no idea if this is actually Katy Perry or not….or if thse pics are recent or not…I just now that the bitch in them has a sloppy set of fat titties and she is in a bikini and that is enough reason to look at them…because a sloppy body…an annoying face….a horrible music career and act…and a retard in interviews doesn’t matter when shit’s half naked…it kinda brings it all down to a happy place, but that may just be the rum talking….but I think it’s just her tits doing their fucking job….

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2011

26

Dec

Paz De La Huerta’s Ridiculous Collection of Nudes of the Day

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Maybe Christmas isn’t over yet afterall….Maybe the lesson of Christmas is that it is something we should feel everyday….You know something that really reminds us to appreciate shitty gifts, annoying family, and goodwill to all men….because I love seeing Paz dela Huerta nude pics…even if there are so many of them out there….because there’s just something about Paz dela Huerta…mainly the fact she gets naked….coupled with her dirty hipster on drugs hustle….and her bush that just makes me wish I was the mistle toe haing off her xmas bush….

No idea when these pics were taken, they are from a video, email me the video becuase I just know they are magic….mainly cuz I can see her asshole…

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2011

26

Dec

Simon Cowell Gets Bajan Rihanna Wannabe Bitches of the Day

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I wonder how many of the hottest Bajan bitches wait for the week Simon Cowell come’s visit his house…only to parade around like this for the motherfucker in hopes he makes a Rihanna out of them….cuz you know if Rihanna can do it with her shitty body and minimal talent with Jay-Z….these bitches can do it better….So they do the only thing they know how….stalk him hard, approach him, fuck him if he’s not too busy with Seacrest inside him, and hope for the best…luckily the paparazzi documented it because without seeing this…we’d all be worse off or maybe it’s the other way around….and this is useless information that none of us ever need to know….but I do know if you go to Barbados you need to pretend to be a record exect….but unfortunately, Bajan women don’t ever look like this…making this whole post a waste of time….pretty much like every post before it…that’s my life work. Deal with it…

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2011

26

Dec

Rita Rusic Old Slut Vagina Slutting of the day

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I don’t love old lady vagina lip peaking out of a bikini bottom…but I sure as hell don’t mind it…especially when on a woman I’ve only heard of recently, who is likely in her 50s, but rocking an only semi-vile body, cuz she does what she can to maintain….like wax her pussy….and sit ups….lots of sit ups….point being…not many 50 year olds I know slut out like they are 25 on some college spring break…and I’m into it…as lng as it is in doses…or pictures….cuz I’d hate to have to hear the dry pussy geting fingered…it’d be like gears in a motor grinding…no thanks..

Posted in:Rita Rusic

2011

26

Dec

Ashley Tisdale in Some Insane Boots of the Day

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When you have a busted face do whatever you can to divert’s people’s attention from it….even if it means wearing stupid fucking boots you probably jerked off to in Pretty Woman because the movie title lied and fed you Julia Roberts instead of an actual pretty woman, leaving you nothing by high boots to tap into your fantasy…or at least you masturbation….cuz that’s the whole reason you rented the movie in the first place back when internet didn’t exist….I mean hypothetically speaking of course….

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2011

26

Dec

Claudia Galanti and Aida Yespica and Nathalie Bush Slutting Out in Bikinis of the Day

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You know bitches are crying for attention….or milking the paparazzi to get pictures of them in hopes of hitting the blogs…it is some very important bottom feeding that I appreciate…even if I like it better when it is in the form of a sex tape….or at least a vagina exposed….but we are perverts and take what we can get….and when bitches, even as mom’s look like this….it is all ok….yes….this is officially one of my more enlightening and hysterical posts….it’s going straight in my best of….or even getting a chapter in my memoir…

Posted in:Aida Yespica|Claudia Galanti|Nathalie Bush

2011

26

Dec

Kimora Lee in her Bikini of the Day

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The thing you gotta love about Kimora Lee Simmons is that not only does she love to fuck rich black men who carry her to the top by giving her her own line of clothing called Baby Phat that trailer park women and strippers love….but she also likes to walk around half naked, showing off her blasian or asian tight body…..that may not be so tight where it counts thanks to her countless visits to Africa…if you know what I mean..and if you don’t…it wasn’t an AIDS joke….

Posted in:Kimora Lee

2011

26

Dec

Masha Lopatov Russian Popstar Dumpy in a Bikini of the DAy

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This is what Russian Popstars look like in bikinis…maybe it has to do with the fall of communism and carbs being readily accessible to her….or maybe it has to do with no real standards….or maybe it is because all the hot Russian woman were sold off as brides and are living in America….but whatever it is it’s pretty ugly in a bikini….

Posted in:Masha Lopatov

2011

26

Dec

Serena Williams Fat Ass Bikini of the Day

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This is a Christmas miracle a day late…or maybe it is a boxing day special…whatever it is amazing….a big black athlete’s manly ass with a bikini bottom jacked up it….I know that is the only thing that was on my list this year….and now it’s all come true…and to think I thought Santa was against me cuz I wasn’t a little kid for him to molest and bribe with toys….I was wrong about that pervert…

Posted in:Serena Williams

2011

26

Dec

Olcay Gulsen is a WAG in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know anything about soccer….I just find it annoying….

I do know that soccer players are considered celebrities and bitches throw their pussies at them, but I only know that cuz bitches throw their pussies at anything that has some level of fame, success or money…It’s some animal kingdom instinct to make her pussy feel secure and taken care of…and this immigrant bitch with a weird immigrant name is up on this footballer’s wallet just as hard as you’d expect her to be and she’s doing it in a bikini…

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