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2011

15

Dec

Miranda Kerr Titties for Chris Colls of the DAy

I don’t know when these pics were taken…it doesn’t matter….I just know I can see Miranda Kerr’s nipple…something I’ll argue is more fun to look at than her tits in a bra….even a billion dollar bra…cuz the whole concept of the billion dollar is so stupid…probably just as annoying to get off….and if you did it’d be too tempting to kill the bitch and keep the shit turning you to a life of fucking crime as a fugitive….forced to kill yourself on your way to mexico…nothing but problems…but nipples…they are just so elegant and lovely….far more pleasurable uncovered than covered…..here are the romantic pics…for you to be romantic with yourself with….

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2011

15

Dec

Melanie Iglesias Naughty Xmas Flip Book of the Day

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So Melanie Iglesias, is some youtube sensation that may pretend to be something else, like an aspiring model, or an aspiring singer…but the truth is she’s a bitch who gets in her underwear or bikinis for youtube and millions watch in amazement cuz girls in underwear or bikinis are far better than men in lingerie….especially when bored at work with nothing else to look at….

She had a big Flipbook Video on Halloween.. and she’s doing another one this X-Mas…big production seems to be going into the shit that drops next week and I have no idea why I’m writing about this…but it is probably the same reason you’re asking yourself why you are putting it in your calendar to check out….

Girls in bikinis or underwear have that affect on us….

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2011

15

Dec

Edita Vilkeviciute Titties for Rag & Bone of the Day

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Edita Vilkeviciute is a model who gets naked for fashion, has great tits on her skinny frame and who is far more interesting to look at than and celebrity cunt……

Here she is on the beach for Rag & Bone….the same people who brought you the same people who brought out Candice Swanepoel’s Nipple for fashion …..probably on the same shoot, same location, and what it comes down to is that this is a good way to promote a jeans company….shit I’m ready to buy their clothes, even though they are for women, just to fantasize that these bitches wore them in their photoshoots, pantyless. True fucking story.

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2011

15

Dec

stepNEWS of the Day

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Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year…it brings out the real geniuses…and it often improves the quality of local news…see cuz it is a time every motherfucker reflects on his life, his year, his decisions, his poverty, pretty much everything that either leads to suicide or a serious break down….

Caught On Tape: Vandals Destroy Christmas Display
A Virginia home’s security camera caught two people on a destructive run through an elaborate Christmas display in his yard.

Caught on Tape: TN Man Tries To Run Over Ex-Girlfriend
A Tennessee man tried to kill his ex-girlfriend by driving his truck into a convenience store and crushing her, but she was unharmed.

Freelance Sperm Donor Ordered To Shutdown
The FDA has ordered a ‘Freelance Sperm Donor’ to stop operating for not taking the proper precautions.

‘Lean On Me’ Star Arrested In Pot Bust
Jermaine Hopkins, who played Sams in the movie ‘Lean On Me,’ has been arrested after deputies say he attempted to buy 200 pounds of pot from undercover officer in Phoenix.

Employee Fights Off Thief At Coffee Shop
A coffee shop employee fought off a would-be robber with thermoses and a milk pitcher

Incredibly Powerful Court Statement By Victim
Heidi Damon’s statement in court to Javon Cooper on the day he was sentenced for attacking her in an Ybor City parking garage in 2009. It was an impassioned speech about survival that has now been heard in media outlets around the world.

Vermont Fraternity Suspended For Rape Survey
The Sigma Fi Epsilon fraternity at the University of Vermont has been suspended for circulating a survey that asked members who they would like to rape.

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2011

15

Dec

Blondes Struggling in Water Spheres Youtube Fetish Video of the Day

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I don’t know if this is a fetish because I didn’t bother looking for more videos of bitches struggling in water sphere’s at some shitty resort…but it sure as hell should be….cuz it’s fucking sexy on all levels…I wonder if she drowned….I wonder if her bikini slipped off…I wonder if a pervert climbed in the sphere and chased her around until she got to tired to fight him off….I have so many questions and no fucking answers…watch the video

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2011

15

Dec

Katy Perry is a Bloated Pig and Must Die of the Day

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Katy Perry is the fucking worst…She must die….

I have hated Katy Perry and her scam since day one….her look, her clothes, her hair, her body, but most importantly her music….Every time it comes on…little girls get brainwashed and buy all the stuff she subliminally promotes….hence why she even has a career….a corporate vehicle to make other money…and that was before I saw part of her Barbara Walters interview last night…see I cuz I had never heard her talk before…turns out she’s even more retarded, annoying, full of shit than her shitty brand of music….she went on about nothing, canned answers, has no personality, has no real concept of what’s up and for that someone needs to plot her murder…

The amazing thing…is that she was even dumpy at 18…big tits can’t fool me…now check out her period bloat, over-eating, garbage of human in some Nazi pose…cuz she is the devil….that’s why she’s all religion based. DEVIL.

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2011

15

Dec

Sabrina the Middle Aged Witch’s Neck Waddle of the Day

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I always hated Sabrina the teenage Witch and the cunt who played her. I never found her hot, never understood why she was on TV and spent my lonely nights I actually watched the shit, looking at Caroline Rhea’s big fat womanly mom tits….and you know when the hot pussy on a show is Caroline Rhea….that the show’s got a shortage of fucking pussy…

That said, here’s a “Look at her Now”…Her neck fat so loose, you could titty fuck it….post to keep you…her weird fans….up to date on the disintegration of a bitch you once jerked off to cuz marketing told you to.

Posted in:Melissa Joan Hart

2011

15

Dec

Amazing High School Incest Prank of the Day

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So Rosemount High in Minnesota had an funny prank idea at a recent pep rally…..they blindfolded the sports captains and had them make out with random people….the prank was that the people they were cued to make out with were their own parents….

Hey man…if you make it you can fuck it…that’s been my theory for vagina like props..and it is my theory for parenting…

There’s always weird sexual tension between parents and their kids…..so I’m not surprised these parents jumped in the first chance they got in a “If everyone’s doing it, it can’t be wrong”….”Finally I get to taste my little girl who is a spitting image of her mom when I actually liked fucking her mom…that tight body…shit….”…kinda logic…

Apparently, one of the mom’s makes her son grab her ass…hey man we’re family…nothing wrong here…it is home….

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2011

15

Dec

Alba Looks Better in a Bikini than Doing Mom Shit of the Day

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Nothing hotter than a mom of two in an oversized sweater walking down the street with a stroller….If I had my way that would be intro to every porn, shit, it’s so hot I’d tattoo it on my thigh so that I could look down at it everytime I jerk off, because nothing makes me cum harder than ravaged pussy and parenting responsibilities….oh right….everything makes me cum harder than mom pussy covered up being a mom….

There was at time…when Alba was the nice titty, nice ass, hot half Mexi chick we all wanted to fuck….all in bikini and never nude in movies….

Those times are done….stop living in the past….Now it is time to move the fuck on….

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2011

15

Dec

Hilary Duff Hot When Pregnant of the Day

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I love Hilary Duff pregnant, mainly cuz of her fat ass….and all the tight clothes she squeezes into….seriously, she looks better pregnant than not, and I’m the kind of guy who hates pregnant chicks, even though fucking them on a one night stand means you’re in the clear, no condom, internal cumshot….you know with no HIV cuz if she had HIV the docs woulda made her abort…the kind of logic that usually lands you HIV…..

That said….the most important thing that makes Hilary Duff while pregnant is that she’s first time pregnant…meaning her pussy is still in tact….one more reason to fuck the fetus’ face off….

Here are the pics…

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