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2012

02

Jan

Maria Menounos Hard Nipples, Hot Body and Vagina Definition in a Bikini of the DAy

Here are some pics of Maria Menounos’ dangly vagina, which is surprising, even though it is genetic, because you’d expect her greekness to only take it up the ass…..

I’m loving her body and her willingness to walk around pretty much naked….all hard nippled and vagina defined in her bikini bottoms…even though I prefer when she was flashing her cunt in a bikini last year ….

But I’ll take what I can get when it comes to sluts on the beach…cuz I’m stuck in the fucking snow….and I’m craving everyday girls in anything but winter coats…..

Here she is covering her plus sized vagina in a pair of shorts….

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2012

02

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens Whoring Out on the Beach of the Day

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Here are some pics of Vanessa Hudgens whoring out in on the beach…giving boners to boyfriends who fuck her and aren’t gay like the last one…..but I prefer when she’s slutting out on nude pics when she was 17, naked and unshaven….until she gets all regretful on us and sends her lawyers to mend the pieces of her broken heart…or whatever the fuck happened when I was threatened criminally for posting them cuz she was underage…even though that technically makes her the kiddie porn producer…..regretful sluts are the worst…so that shit caused a riff, made me hate her for recent weight gain, but the truth is she’s a pretty solid Filipino, far more amazing than the lazy nannies i see in Juicy Couture in the rich part of town being degraded by 5 year old rich kids…

And here she is visiting her old haunts…whoredom and amazing.

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2012

02

Jan

Josie Goldberg Disgusting in a Bikini of the Day

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Cameltoe loses its appeal when the vagina eating the bikini bottoms belongs to a fat chick…cuz I figure fat chick vagina gets hungry and has fat lips and fat lips have an easy time sucking up fabrics…of any variety especially when the fat bitch thinks she is two or five sizes too small….

Her name is Josie Goldberg and she is a disgusting playboy alum…but that’s coming from me and I hate fat chicks, possibly cuz I married one but probably cuz I figure I’m fat enough for the two of us and too much fat makes sex a mess….a mess much like this Josie Goldberg in a bikini

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2012

02

Jan

Melissa Gorga’s Beach Part of the Day

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Some Real Housewife trash playing it up for the paparazzi she probably hired…because that’s what bottom feeding trash do…I mean why else would every single one of her bikini pics be so posed and be trying so hard…especially when the bitch in the pics is someone I’ve never heard of…unless of course she’s a bottom feeeder on a budget who goes to the places actual celebs go and tries to seduce the paparazzi into shooting some pics of her doing anything that gets her noticed…while the other celebs are trying to avoid the cameras…you know like the opening act no one wants to see….but it doesn’t matter because she doesn’t matter…I’m just posting the pics cuz of the whole bikini thing…It’s a weakness.

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2012

02

Jan

Steven Tyler’s Fiance in a Bikini TOp of the Day

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This is Steven “everyone’s favorite woman on primetime TV who makes J.Lo look fat and manly” Tyler’s lesbian lover in a bikini top…I’d say they’re working on getting gay married apparently because they are engaged….and he took his song “Dude looks like a lady” a little too seriously…but that would be a bad joke….and despite being good at bad jokes…It still humilates me…

That said, she’s young…she’s in a bikini…she has no name…and she’s a she…but could also be a dude looks like a lady….but at 60….any young pussy so long as it has a pussy, even if it is a pussy you wish was in your pants literally…is better than old pussy….

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2012

02

Jan

Michelle Keegan’s British Bikini Pics of the Day

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Here’s some busty UK bitch from Cornation Street, a show that I know is disgusting as fuck because I am in Canada and we were forced to watch it as teenagers to keep our or legacy to the queen alive or some shit…and even as a practically homeless, always poor, motherfuckere, their working class, nicotine stained, soot stained kitches offeded me…it was like Roseanne with worse production value and it was at that point that I decided the UK was filled with gross teeth and gross women…but it looks like Cornation Street has stepped it up cuz thie Michelle Keegan is worth a fuck, not that the other emphasyma looking older cast weren’t, see I have no standards, but this one would be more pleasurable to fuck….at least I assume….based on her tits alone.

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2012

02

Jan

Olcay Gulsen Bikini Pictures of the Day

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According to Wikipedia, because that is the kind of hard hitting journalism you gotta do when you’re a blogger like me, serious investigative reporter shit that distracts me when I have to look at the pictures of the wikipedia supporters telling me to give wikipedia money cuz I use them….she goes by the name OJ…

Shes arab,dutch, a fashion designer, but she’s really known for being a WAG, engaged to a european footballer, who in case you didn’t know are like gods in Europe, making them the key people to target when you’re a useless whore….in a bikini for attention, or maybe just cuz she’s on vacation and that’s what people do on beach vacation unless they are muslim or momon……what a total slut….

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2012

02

Jan

Victoria Silvstedt’s High Class Escort Bikini Pics of the Day

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Victoria’s Silvstedt is a whore in all senses of the word…she dates a married billionaire and gets taken on trips with him, living the good life he pays for…but she’s also a cunt about it and sends her legal team after nice guys like me who post pics of her getting eaten out by him on the beach years ago…causing a massive amount of headaches for me…when a whore needs to just embrace being a whore and run with it…there’s nothing worse than a whore who plays it up as being a liberated woman, or a career woman, or whatever…you know masked in designer clothes and luxury hotels and vacations and shit….just embrace the fact you sucked dick to get there and the world will be a happier place…

The one thing that confuses me about this bitch is how solid the body is…I mean she was in Playboy over a decade ago and she’s fucking still rock hard and hardly drooping, but then again….her vagina may tell a whole other story….one I’d like to read if it is written in brail…..and I can use my tongue. OMG I’m so vulgar..

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2012

02

Jan

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Bikini with a Bald Man of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely is a hero to the bald community….She makes bald guys everywhere thing they’ll one day get a TOPLESS FASHION MODEL turned shitty actress…all they have to do is get in shape, star in action movies and make millions of dollars, easy…..So all you hair thinning fat losers out of work jerking off right now…stop your Propecia, embrace the shiny hairless head, and looking like a new born baby, the haggard, ugly adult version…and maybe you’ll get top notch pussy too….and if that doesn’t work you can always use your creepy baldness for pedophilia…some of the best pedophiles have male pattern baldness….it’s a fact.

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2012

02

Jan

Jade Olivia’s Wizard Loving Vagina in Some Bikini Pics of the Day

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Jade Olivia is really named Jade Gordon to those who went to high school with her, before she took her good looks to the groupie level and decided to work her vagina onto the penis of a weird looking dude in Harry Potter….only to leverage that into a role in Harry Potter, you know climbing that ladder the only way a whore knows how….and I’m totally fine with that…because without prostitution, I’d be a very very very lonely man…

She’s in a bikini, drawing some attention to herself living the good life on by the pool… because letting a little wizard magic wand inside you is a lot better than working the cash at Walmart….something she’d possibly be doing if she wasn’t spending his money…Truth.

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