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2022

03

Nov

Alexis Ren as Marilyn Monroe of the Day

I saw the Alexis Ren take on Marilyn Monroe last week, but didn’t bother posting it, because I don’t really give a shit about Alexis Ren, her hot beach body or the bolt on tits she didn’t need but bought anyway when building up her influencer brand as the hot bodied girlfriend of some action and adventure dude….

This girl was one of the first of the travel sluts who stars in produced aspirational travel videos, where she was half naked and hot eye candy to keep people watching the boyfriend jump out of planes and shit, and it inspired a generation of chicks to find rich beach bum boyfriends to produce content with for social media instead of having a real job.

They were so fucking viral and the miserable 20 something out of college who was working her first soulless job was really inspired by her….

She did Dancing with the Stars when they were trying to figure out how to get internet people watching Dancing with the Stars…”SHE IS BIG ON YOUTUBE THEY WILL TUNE IN”….and who knows what she does now….but one of the things we know she does is concept Halloween costumes as Marilyn Monroe, a trending character now that she’s Cuban, a slave to the industry that killed her off, while being an icon in the industry….and she shot her costume by recreating some iconic Marilyn Pics, which is the way to do it.

I appreciate her effort in a lazy world of “can I just send a pussy pic I snap next time I pee instead?”

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2022

03

Nov

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty Drops are a fun way to put the big sloppy tits to use, you know bounce them around like you’re an aerobics class, but if you were actually into aerobics, you’d probably have less titty to drop, but that doesn’t mean for 10-15 seconds you can do a fucking jiggle until they flop out of the shirt.

I don’t want to discriminate against the non-sloppy tits that also find fun, happiness and purpose in the titty drop, it’s arguably the MEANING OF LIFE….but the sloppier the tits, the more aggressive the drop and if you’re really into Titty Drops as sport, you have to judge the titty drop by it’s ability to drop as far the fuck down and out as it can, and perky hot tits just don’t cut it, big tits do it better, but big gross tits do it BEST!

Maybe, titty drops as a sport are the one thing fatties with fat tits excel, at, who cares, Titty drops are fucking amazing, exciting and a great way to get girsl to FLASH their tits, which is what it’s about, you know, sine it’s the MEANING of LIFE…and the only happiness in this cold, scary, near apocalyptic, ANGRY world.

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2022

03

Nov

Noah Cyrus Topless of the Day

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I don’t know if this is a picture of Noah Cyrus after eating her sister out on her period, or if it’s one of the family traditions in eating babies they get shipped over to them from the people who helped turn Miley Cyrus into the biggest entertainer of all time, Hannah Montana shit…it could just be a costume, or the remnants of a costume….or maybe it’s her make-up, since she’s got the kind of face that requires a shit ton of make-up being smeared after a big dick sloppy top blow job….it happens….

I just know that she’s topless, with tits a little small and probably big nippled for her frame, but with her sex appeal, not being hot at all, it’s like she’s not even topless at all….or like one of those ZIPPER TITS who cut off their TITS because they are men now…you know, topless but not in a sexual way, unless you’re into hairy chested, thanks to hormone therapy, women who cut off their tits, because it makes you feel less gay when you jerk off to them because of the whole bio-vagina being in-tact…..IS THE BIO-Vagina enough? I don’t fucking know….

Topless selfies from famous siblings or really from anyone are still topless selfies that I’m down with…so that’s that.

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2022

03

Nov

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Tanlines are magical, even if you have to dig for them at the nudist colonies where you see your nude women, by hoping some of those old naked bitches with the old floppy tits are sprawled out in a way where the titty is hanging from the right angle, so you can see where the sun didn’t kiss them….

Tanlines are magical, even when they aren’t nature’s way of highlighting the good parts, by keeping them their lighter skinned, untouched by UV, skin…..even when they are sprayed on chemicals on slutty girls who aren’t scared of the longterm effects of chemicals that could potentially kill them….because it is for a look and the sun is scary…

Weirdos….

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2022

03

Nov

Spooky Mask Girl and Other TikThots for Youtube of the Day

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Upskirt Paddle

Blowing Bubbles

Beach Stretch

Handstand Dancer

Gymnastics

Poolside Posing

Dancer

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

03

Nov

Rodeo Clown Hotness and Other stepNEWS of the Day

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Friendly Chick in the Park

Public Transit Freakshow

Oh Yummy…..French Toast!

Waffle House Good Times!

Slapping the Momma!

Pig Drinking Oil

Drag Queen Sunday School at Church

Human Pyramid Win

Sleepy Dogs are Cute

Modern Day Dick Jokes….

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Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2022

03

Nov

The Mythical Hot Lesbian are Real as Miss Argentina / Miss Puerto Rico Get Married of the Day

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It’s nice to see some lesbians who don’t have blue hair protesting abortion rights knowing they would never need anortions, or tranny daycare or whatever else their ugly lgbtq rainbow flag from the land of medicated weirdos who freak me out is telling them….because hot lesbians are apparently not just for porn

I don’t know if it’s a viral troll, maybe a green card scam, or a viral story to put them on the map…probably a story of true love….but hot Miss Puerto Rico 2019, who is living in NYC with some model agency support….Fabiola Valenti?n has just married or is Marrying Miss Argentina….Mariana Varela….

They are hot as shit…and I don’t trust hot chicks doing dyke shit, but it’s a fun concept…

I don’t believe anything on the internet, it’s all a viral troll, why wouldn’t these girls aspiring for more followers pull it off, it did go viral, mission accomplished

But with LGBTQ propaganda that makes parents castrate their kids, and think it’s normal, it could be that hot chicks are indoctrinated into lesbianism….and it’s hot.

Where’s the OnlYFans…with all this slutty content, they’re good penis manipulators for being sworn off penis…

Heathens who lost their Catholic way….rebelling by giving us a boner…while letting the blue haired genderless lesbians see what looking like an actual chick is all about…

Here’s Fabiola Valenti?n

Here’s Mariana Varela

Hot alone, hotter together…..boner gives despite swearing off boners….according to the official story I don’t believe.

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2022

02

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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SOCIAL media is demonic. I want to be like those ladies in the 80s protesting rock concerts! They were also demonic but it was a different era when demonic didn’t matter like it does today, since everyone is now controlled by the demonic forces when back in the day, only a few people let rock and roll lead to them killing themselves or each other……

We allow the internet to influence our lives, brains, happiness, ideas, communities, human relationships, opinions, because we are lazy and bored, the internet can go back to a place where you post funny videos and leave it at that. Then the content regulators of the world won’t have anything to regulate.

Internet for nudes and fun content, not boring political driven, whining….it’s boring, depressing, a downer, and ugly.

If we go offline…..it’s like NONE of this exists….and we can keep the internet for our degeneracy….

Not to be a contrarian, nothing is good, nothing is better, doomsdayer – but I think real happiness comes when you are off the fucking internet…

I like to think that is what is happening when I look at my web traffic, not that I look, but hopefully everyone is going offline, off grid, but it’s probably just me…

But then I see everyone talking Elon Musk, mad or happy of this free speech it will bring, but ya’ll are all dumb….it’s Twitter you’re acting excited for, it’s the internet, not real…and he’s a bough billionaire puppet…

So follow the readers of this site and GO OFFLINE>.

I like to think that is what is happening when I look at my web traffic, not that I look, but hopefully everyone is going offline, off grid, but it’s probably just me

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2022

02

Nov

Rita Ora See Through Tits of the Day

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Rita Ora is dressed as Isabella Rossellini in Death Becomes Her, with her very own trailer to show off her acting chops to support the costume, where they make reference to her best feature, them tits….it’s an AD motherfuckers….always getting paid…

Isabella Rossellini in Death Becomes Her is a character in the movie that is some witch that gives eternal life to the rich and famous, which is arguably art imitating life, because it could be real so the Occult strikes again!

They love the symbolism, they tell you what they are up to, as a small and exclusive club that we aren’t part of, it’s easy for us to just blow it off as fiction, so we will never actually know but at least they just control everything we consume content-wise, product-wise, food and drink-wise, information-wise,….destroying our minds from every angle…..THANKS.

I assume this is Rita Ora’s Halloween Costume, but you never know with Rita Ora, she’s basically a try hard, attention seeker, go to every event, set of awesome tits, that thanks to an early record deal that fell apart, she was able to finance the fake it til you make it with the very real tits, and is now an international star married to a trending filmmaker….life’s good….for the tits….and it happened at the right time because she clearly hasn’t sold her soul to Isabella Rossellini in Death Becomes her yet, the rot is slow, but the rot is real…so take in them tits, them nippleless constume wearing tits, before it’s too late and they are tucked into her panties.

Here she is grabbing her tit…

Here she is at the creepy gym

Here she is denim….

Here she is in a blue see through dress I don’t think I posted…

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2022

02

Nov

Juliette Lewis Topless Selfie of the Day

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Mariah Carey isn’t the only corpse they take out of the cryogenic freezer and defrost on November 1st, because there are more than one iconic Christmas moments in pop culture….

Which is why I assume Juliette Lewis has decided to bring a topless selfie to the internet, you know, to generate some hype around everyone watching her 15 year old self play Clark Griswald’s daugher in Christmas Vacation, a holiday classic.

Unless she’s just another near 50 year old celebrity who at one time was in all the good movies, so she was really fucking famous and definitely has a legacy or archive of iconic movies she was part of, which probably makes someone sad as they 50 and aren’t as loved, adorned, or hired…..

So they turn to the future, the now, the current, to modernize themsleves and after about a month on social media, they learn what gets hits, what gets views, what gets attention, which is all anyone really wants…and that’s the nude selfie.

It may not be an OnlyFans, she’s pretty much A-List to me, so that won’t happen, but it’s a freebie, arguably decades too late, but I’ll take it….and the truth is, I don’t think I ever found Juliette Lewis hot, clothed or not clothed, young or old, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t think she was worth watching in movies, because she is….it’s not always about the tits, just 99 percent of the time….

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