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2011

17

Nov

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I drank a couple of bottles of wine until 6 am…I had big plans of working the bar scene and streets looking for love from cheap women….but instead passed the fuck out like the agoraphobic I am….and now some links…that are more exciting that my social life…but not quite as exciting as dancing in my underwear to The Bangles while my wife snores….


Everyone Follow the Duck Parade!
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The 100 Hottest Sports Pics Ever
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Free Cam Shows. Check It Out
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16 Girls who Want to Wear Playboy Underwear
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Me and Mom Are Getting It On!!
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I’d Like to Be All Over Heather
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The School Sasha Grey Read for Kids At Says They Didn’t Know She Was a Porn Star
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Live Sex Show Sexiness
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Horny Chick is Fingering Her Ass
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The 10 Hottest Female Race Car Drivers
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The Vatican is Butthurt and Made Benneton Pull This Ad
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Selena Gomez Big Mouth Corn Porn
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Amazing Shirt That Will Help Save Prostate
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Posted in:MHD

2011

16

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

The highlight of my twitter feed today was when I wrote:

Is jerking off to nude pictures of yourself as a kid pedophilia ?

I lost 29 followers but got a few responses – which is far better than my normal twitter experience…cuz I always forget to tweet the witty shit I come up with cuz I am usually drunk and the shit I do come up with isn’t all that witty when I read it sober….not to mention every single celeb has blocked making the whole thing a waste of time….except maybe for today…when that tweet was all the job I had on my couch…I mean other than my 5 hour nap….yes…I just wrote a post about a twitter feed…tune in tomorrow for a post on a commercial I heard on the radio….Livin’ hard….

Steven Tyler Humping a Bitch in a Bikini on a Paddle Board Weirdness
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Mirror, Mirror…. Who’s Got The Shittiest Snow White Movie Of Them All?
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Free Cam Shows. Check It Out
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Best Shirt of the Year
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Amazing Throwback News Reporter Screw Up that’s Gangster
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Some Annoying as Fuck Porn Bitch
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Lady Gaga is So Fucking ANnoying
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Selena Gomez New Video I Won’t Be Posting
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A Couple Idiots…Making a Movie With a Giant Wheel and a Hill….
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Next Level Volcano Hotel
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Shannon Sky is Super Sexy
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Eight Old-Timey Insults that Need to Make a Comeback
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The 20 Hottest Virgins in Movies and TV
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Ashley Mattingly Sexy Football Fun
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Adriana Lima Hotness
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Free Cam Show Sexiness
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Skinny Brunette on Her Homemade Sex Tape
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50 Skimpiest Outfits in Sports
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Leilani Dowding Topless
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Blake Lively, Just Because
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Some Megan Fox, Just Because
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Elisabeth Hasslecrack is Having a Big Cry Cause Bill Maher is Making Fun of Her – VIDEO
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Ahhhhh Miranda Kerr!
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Ughhhhh Rebecca Black is Back – VIDEO
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Pranking Hotel Maids LOL
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What A Jerk: Christian School Math Teacher Accused Of Masturbating During Class!!
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How About a Hearty Dose of Ass
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Mandy and Anastasia on VIDEO
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Emma Stone Is A Stone Cold Fox!
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Now That is One Hot Ass
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I’d Like to Be All Over Nina
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Hey There Fashionista
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Stacey Kiebler Has Flat Chested Cleavage
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Live News Fight – VIDEO
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Lady Gaga is Wearing a Pink Sperm on Her Head
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Chrissy Moran is All Sorts of Sexy
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Paz Vega Suffers Alcohol Ban
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Mila Kunis Is GQ’s “Knockout Of The Year�
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School Denies Knowing Sasha Grey was a Pornstar
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Best Door to Door Sales Man
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Some Crazy Vanishing Artist Cool Shit
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Leilani Fully Nude in Miami
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Some CableTV Nudity For You to Jerk Off To
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Screen Caps of the Courtney Love TIts
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Kitty Lea Amazing and Topless for Front
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Peta Todd Amazing Tits for Zoo
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2011

16

Nov

Today’s Bikini Round-Up of the Day

So instead of doing a post on each of these bitches to link out to the sites that have the rights to post these pictures….cuz I sure as hell can’t afford to pay the paparazzi their outrageous prices for their shitty pictures….I decided to do a bikini round-up…..

So We’ve got Jessica Sutta, a Pussycat Doll with a Pussy Hugging bikini and some big stripper tits in Miami……Juliette Lewis in a bikini with hard nipples, looking like the crackwhore she’s become, old and tired…..in Mexico….cuz they have good drugs….and then there’s Paris Hilton….in Bali….who I was going to ignore cuz I feel we have the power to make her go away…..but posted anyway…cuz priviledged lives on vapid cunts is ok to watch when they are half named….

So here’s Jessica Sutta in her Bikini in Miami of the Day


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Here’s Juliette Lewis Crackwhore Bikini in Mexico of the Day


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Here’s Paris Hilton…the fucking worst…. Bikini in Bali of the Day


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Posted in:Jessica Sutta|Juliette Lewis|Paris Hilton

2011

16

Nov

Mila Kunis is GQ’s Knockout of the Year of the Day

There’s a pretty simple reason that Mila Kunis is the knockout of the year according to GQ …and that’s because she’s pretty much the hottest pussy in Hollywood and I’m not saying that cuz her pussy has been stolen by Culkin, or even cuz that rash Culkin left her is having a flare up, I’m saying that cuz she’s a small, tight little package I have always wanted to fuck….from the days as a 14 year old on That 70s Show…to the time I saw her doing some stage show that I wished was more stripping than reading Family Guy lines….to all the other shit she’s done…that I haven’t bothered seeing cuz it is non naked and I hate hollywood sex scenes…but would love to see her nude….making me agree with GQ on this one…Mila Kunis is the hottest pussy in Hollywood this year.

Posted in:Mila Kunis

2011

16

Nov

Some Bottom Feeding Nothing Actress Releasing Toilet Pics for Attention of the DAy

This was emailed to me last night and I ignored it, because lets face it, nothing actresses named Marsha Thomas who was in “Into the Blue 2” and Lost….in staged pictures on the toilet just aren’t hot unless I see the shit coming out of their asses, or at least a little pussy lip….

Then more and more people started sending it my way and no one ever emails me…so it became clear that I was part of a PR stunt ring and I figured I’d just put it up even though I know this is a PR stunt to get on the blogs by some actress who is hardly famous…..and I’m only doing it cuz I like clean cotton panties…in all circumstances….around knees or on floors motherfucker….

Maybe she should step up her getting publicity game….in the form of showing her fucking vagina lips…

I can’t believe this is the kind of exclusives I get…the shit no one else will touch…except maybe Marsha Thomas….with that toilet paper…

Posted in:Marsha Thomas

2011

16

Nov

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some news you low life trash that embarrsses me everyday cuz you’re too dumb to even grasp this shit….no offense or anything.

OH Man Turns Apartment Into Brothel
An Ohio man admits that he turned his apartment into a ‘massage parlor’ and was selling sex.

OH Cook Faces Charges For Giving 2-Year-Old Alcohol
A Canton, Ohio cook at a Japanese steakhouse gave a young boy Saki and squirted the boy a mouthful.

Caught on Tape: Escaped Suspect Crashes Trying To Get Away
An escaped suspect tried to get drive away from justice, but didn’t make it very far.

Cocaine Found in Horse Saddle
Police uncovered $500,000 of cocaine inside a horse saddle Tuesday in DeKalb County, Georgia.

Massachusetts School Bus Driver Shot In Head By Students’ Pellet Guns
A Lawrence school bus driver was shot in the head with a pellet gun, police said. The driver was hit while driving kids to school Tuesday morning. He was not hurt.

Boy gets stuck under school bus seat in Florida
Firefighters are used to helping people in tight spots, but nothing like what they found on an Orange County School bus Monday night.

Video Shows Dallas Police Officer Push Occupy Dallas Protester
Police are again investigating the Occupy Dallas movement. But this time they are looking at one of their own.

Woman Jailed in Sword Attack on Husband
A Chandler, Arizona man called police and said his wife was attacking him with a sword. The woman was arrested, but police say the man is now changing his story.

VA Physics Teacher Arrested For Being Drunk In Class
A Loudoun County teacher faces charges after police say he was drunk at school. The incident happened Monday at J. Michael Lunsford Middle School in South Riding.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

16

Nov

Britney Spears Hot in Some Marilyn Manson Video of the Day

I don’t know what this is about….but I call it a publicity stunt that makes little sense….where Britney and her dancers do a dance routine set to Marilyn Manson’s Sweet Dreams, that’s pretty erotic, or attempt at making you think sex with her is this high production quality, coordinated dance routine, with masks like Eyes Wide Shut or some shit, lingerie and tits busting out of nighties….and the whole thing is hot as fuck…even if you know real sex with her is more like a nightmare, that likely smells like feces, sweat, tears and fast food…..but since that’ll never happen, even though I wish it did, this fantasy she produced is good enough for me….

Posted in:Britney Spears

2011

16

Nov

Stacy Keibler Bikini Picture for Twitter of the Day

Stacy Keibler posted this picture of her bikini bottoms on twitter…because the press from fucking George Clooney isn’t enough for her….and the fact that he won’t cum in her is making the illegitimate pregnancy angle impossible for now….but she is doing follow up work…to remind us she’s still here while people are talking about her, by posting some bikini bottome pics to twitter and despite not having enough tit or leg in them, they’re hot enough for me…but that’s cuz I fuck fat girls….and hate fat girls….Enjoy.

Posted in:Stacy Keibler

2011

16

Nov

Pippa Middleton’s Ass in the Wind of the Day

Sometimes the wind can be our best friend….I mean don’t tell that to Katrina Survivors, cuz they will just get mad, but sometimes, usually when the girl is wearing a loose enough fitting dress, the wind does wonders, getting that fabric jacked in all the right places…the wind has been responsible for me seeing ass, thong, pussy, and pussy definition all on girls I didn’t know who were just walking down the street and for that alone, I got no choice but to respect the wind, it’s better at picking up bitches than I am…and that wasn’t a tornado reference…or maybe it was..

Who cares, here’s Pippa…where even nature is stepping up and trying to push her into that slutty family disgace we all expected her to become….but hasn’t cuz she’s boring…even though we remind her every day that her sister’s way better than her…it’ll happen….I am sure of it…but this is all we got for now…

Posted in:Pippa Middleton

2011

16

Nov

Elle Macpherson Promotes Lingerie by Not Wearing Lingerie of the Day

Elle Macpherson is the first supermodel I remember jerking off to back in 1989….before that…It was strictly national geographic and my foster mother who made me do it in her mouth…but that’s a whole other story about a 14 year old coming to america via a werid sex cult that shaped me to be the man I am today…..and that’s not important, what is important is the shape of Elle Macpherson, 20 years later, looking just as lovely and the only disappointment is that she’s peddling undergarments, you know panties and such, but she’s too insecure and 50 to wear the shit for us, instead she’s taking the Liz Hurley “I’m a business woman now, I am not an object who looks amazing naked, I save that for the cunts I hire, while I rake in the millions”….and that’s one major flaw in capitalism and the american dream…immigrants taking our job.

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