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2011

09

Nov

Maria Menounos Greek Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

Whenever I see greek ass – i wonder how many dicks have been in it….

Yeah, I know it’s a stereotype that’s been exhausted….not a funny joke, but just truth I actually think when I see her ass cuz I know greek people, and they all love anal sex, they love talking about how hey use special olive oil on their wives, like it is a cultural thing, like souvlaki or feta and olives, that they learned as kids at Helenic school learing about Arostotle and Socrates, the original pedophile teachers, who parents celebrated when their kids were raped by them, cuz it was a honor or something that has carried over generations and generations…ending up in this denim wearing ass…

That’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Maria Menounos

2011

09

Nov

Selena Gomez in Some Thigh Highs of the Day

I’m pretty satisfied with the fact that all it takes for me to get excited by sex offender porn is when the sex offender is wearing some knee high slut socks that look like they are from some lingerie store girls who look 12 but are 18 shouldn’t shop….even if there is no sex in the equation because Selena Gomez isn’t Kim Kardashian like that, and doesn’t give me shit I actually want to see, but just glimpses that inspire, cuz she’s at the top of her game, people love her, she has fans, has albums, host songs, and more importantly has the law in her pockety cuz she doesn’t get arrested for acting inappropriate with minors….like my friend down the hall, who always shows teen girls his cock on public transit and is always in and out of jail for getting caught….dude needs to get him some Selena Gomez secrets to get away with sex offense, while encouraging sex offense all at the same time….

I am the kind of guy who is always amazed when I find out 18 year olds have vibrators…Good times….

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2011

09

Nov

Christina Aguilera Fat at Some Event of the Day

Everyone is so concerned with Chrstina Aguiler’s weight gain, but I’m more concerned with her catcher mit with a lot of miss piggy rouge of a face….which I guess it is as appropriate of a face she should have since clearly, she is a fucking pig …..

I don’t care what tricks she tries to pull by wearing black, or having her hands on her hip to seem more slim in pictures….she’s fucking huge and I don’t care how much she pretends or acts in love with that Russian Maffia looking boyfriend of hers….nothing distracts from the fact that she’s fucking huge…

And sure, making fat jokes is lame, boring, obvious and easy….but I think the real joke is what happened to her…..something only pictures can convey….who cares…

Briana Evigan was there and if you don’t know who she is, she’s the newest person I want to fuck….but only cuz she wears retarded head bands while showing off her dancing titties…

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2011

09

Nov

Kristin Cavallari Legs of the Day

If a useless bitch who was once on the worst show on TV, but then she thought she was too good for that piece of shit show, so she quit to take on other projects, that never ended up existing, only to crawl back to that shitty show, only for it to be cancelled, wears a mini skirt, showing off her thin legs, does it make enough noise to get a post? Apparently, enough for this useless blogger, even though the noise I’d rather hear out of her is gurggles while her face is shoved into the mud…If you know what I mean….no, I’m not a rapist, I just think the devil incarnated and put on MTV needs to be punished for being part of such shit…especially when she hasn’t released nude pics or videos yet….which is the real tragedy in Kristin Cavallari….as she falls into obscurity…wearing a mini skirt.

Posted in:Kristin Cavallari

2011

09

Nov

Shakira Gets Rolling on Ground as She Gets a Star of the Day



These pictures prove to me on thing and that is that Shakira should stick to being dolled up in videos shaking her ass in a if you take the bitch out of the kitchen, eventually she’s gonna wanna vote….Not that I know what that means, I was trying to get at that sometimes things don’t translate the way you’d want them to as a man who likes the idea of jerking off to her…because the hard truth that she’s older, not so hot, and that drug money paid for this, gets in the way of that….

I don’t know if it is the popularity of Soccer, or the popularity of the way she shakes her ass, but that EXPLOITATIVE SONG ABOUT AFRICA got 400 million views….far more impressive performance than this rolling around on the ground shit she’s pulling in these pics..

Posted in:Shakira

2011

09

Nov

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some news…I’m like the internet Barbara Walters or whoever the fuck is on the news…I don’ t pay attention to that shit – I am too into self loathing and the news just makes me too happy in realizing how doomed we are….

Georgia Tricker Or Treaters Given Fetus Dolls
Instead of candy one home owner handed out fetus dolls on Halloween.

Russian Grave Robber Dressed Bodies Like Dolls
A Russian man was discovered to have almost 30 dead bodies dressed like dolls in his home.

Voter Bitten On Nose By Election Worker
An Ohio poll worker is accused of trying to bite a voter’s nose off.

Woman Finds Stolen Bike On Craigslist,Confronts Thief
A Colorado woman was surprised to see her stolen bike for sale online and confronted the thief

Paintballs Shot At Home Of Houston Mayoral Candidate
Paint Balls Fired At Home Of Houston Mayoral Candidate
Kevin Simms, a candidate for mayor of Houston was startled when his house was pelted with paintballs over the weekend.

Woman Drives To Police With Husband On Hood Of Car
A Georgia woman was surprised by her estranged husband and tried to drive away, so he jumped on the hood.

Candidate’s Car Vandalized As She Votes
A candidate for mayor of Philadelphia has a tough time voting as she emerges from the voting booth to find her car vandalized. She lost too.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

09

Nov

Kelly Brook in Lingerie for Something of the Day

I was just talkign to someone I’ve known for a while and he told me a friend of his gave him an hour of shit when she found out that he knew me, that he read my site, because I am the worst thing on the internet in her mind…because I guess she doesn’t get what I’m doing here, which makes sense because I don’t know what I am doing here, but I guess the porn ads make me no so mainstream….or kid friendly….or something you’d ever see on CNN……

So when I mock busty half naked bitches who get paid to get in their underwear like common whores, cuz they are common whores, but spend more time focusing on her abortion that she staged as a miscarriage, because she doesn’t want the pro-lifers, since she finally made it and feels she has a few more years in her big tits and cgut to make it….

But I’m more into focusing on how she spread her abortion staged as a miscarrige …or maybe it was her first period after the abortion staged as a miscarriage all over her naked body while her vagina stuck its tongue out at us….mocking us for buying into her bullshit and making her rich….in some weird tribal ritual I don’t get…

Here’s some NUTS Magazine panty / bra / photoshoot….cuz it is better than nothing.

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2011

09

Nov

Top Girls Washing Dog Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

I suck at making lists…I think only one of these videos is actually a hot girl washing a dog, but it’s a weird fetish that isn’t even a fetish, so I’m just gonna post it and not bother worrying about how bad I am at outting youtube for being a pornsite people jerk off to, because I’ve already made that point, now I just make obscure compilations of videos for no reason – story of my life.

Girl Washing Dog in a Bikini – with 105 million views…this shit is real…

She’s Not Washing Him – But She Might As Well Be….

Bikini Dog Car Wash

Not in a Bikini But Big Titties washing Dog

This one’s a Dog Giving a Bitch a Sand Shower….

Posted in:stepLIST

2011

09

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was out drinking last night at some Japanese restaurant, I figured Japanese people are smart and innovating and make enough money to pay for shoebox size apartments in Tokyo and that must be directly related to the japanese beer, saki and shots of weird liquor they drink….So I drank my face off, turns out I didn’t turn into a genius robot, but instead, a good sleeper….waking up at noon…corporate advancement here at drunkenstepfather.com doesn’t really pan out like it does with other companies merging operations with Japan….

Here’s the dump.

Back Pocket Roman Candle!!! Yesss! – VIDEO
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30 Wives and Girlfriends That Are Hotter Than Kim Kardashian
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Free Cam Shows Because, Well, Why Not
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Carrie Keagan Brings the Hotness
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No Matter How Many Times I Watch a Guy Get Hit in the Nuts, I Never Stop Thinking It’s Funny
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Trista is Sexy on the Beach
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Report: Jennifer Aniston’s Breasts Look Pregnant
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Live Cam Shows. LIVE
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Some Fetish Porn Bloopers – VIDEO
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A History of Famous Women with Multiple Divorces
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WTF Photo of the Day
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2011

09

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Years ago, I used to get amazing shit mailed to me. I guess I was one of the only people doing this, people were more eager to participate, I wasn’t boring and stale ad pretty much just creepy as fuck, or maybe people just don’t mail things in anymore….but I would get dirty panties, but more disgusting to people who don’t appreciate a stranger’s pussy juice, I got a used vibrator, that was broken, but covered in pussy crust…I wish we could bring those days back, I can’t even get a girl to send me a nude pic, so instead, I just bring the stepLINKS

Jennifer Aniston’s Breasts Look Pregnant
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Lookin Good Sweetheart. Which One? You Decide
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Free Cam Shows, Nuff Said
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How Does the CIA Use SOcial Media?
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Terry Richardson Does Dakota and Elle Fanning – Just Not Slutty ENough for my Sister Fetish
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Some Bitches at some Red Carpet for Immortals
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Crazy Brazilian Police Stopping a Drug Trafficker Insanity….Out of a Movie
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Pretty Impressive Photoshop Skills, I Gotta Say
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Rali is One Hot Blonde
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23 Misheard Lyrics That Expose the Listener As a Complete Moron
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Khloe Karsashian is the Only Kardashian With a Sense of Humor
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Kristin Cavallari Hot Legs
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Live Cam Shows, Check It Out
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Girls Were Sexier In the 80’s and 90’s, I swear
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Christmas Comes Early
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The Most Muscular Hotties in Sport
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Bar Refaeli and Katy Perry Panty Peeks at the MTV EMA
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Weird Chinese CHoir Singing Gaga
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PRINCESS CAGE MATCH
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Butt Glitter And Rhinestone Dust All In Your Eyes Really Is The Only Way to Describe This
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Art Made With Food
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Kate Holmes is Looking Hot Again, Finally
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Rihanna’s Personal Vacation Pics
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Did Elle Macpherson Get implants?
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Japanese WTF Flame Thrower is…WTF – VIDEO
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CAT FIGHT!!!! Literally – VIDEO
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Who Are You? 10 Rappers With Alter-Egos
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Riley Reid Gets Nasty on VIDEO
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Veronica and Gemma Get It On
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Visual Phone Sex – GALLERY
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Zooey Deschanel is Such a Fucking Hipster
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Casey is Masterbating Outdoors
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Doutzen Kroes – Madame Figaro Magazine
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I Love Me a Hot Red Head
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Ladies Who Attended TV Guide Magazine’s Annual Hot List Party
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Jennifer Love Brings the Bandage Dress
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Ughhhh When Will Lady Gaga Go the Fuck Away?
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Gotta Love a Hot Bitch Battle
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9 Historical Figures That Could Be Bond Villains
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Brett Ratner is a Liar
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Gotta Love Some Good Old Fashioned Curves
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Coco’s Retarded Ass in a Skirt
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Creepy Photoshop Skills…..
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Rihanna Gets Her Tit Grabbed By Some Chick
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Ashley Tisdale Makes A Strong Case For Photoshop
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Olivia Wild – I see Nipple
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Josie Goldberg Naked Snatch And Bikini Wedgie
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Jennifer Lopez Doesn’t Look Happy, But Her Slutty Legs Make Me Happy. So Who Cares.
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Beatbox Dubstep
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Handstand Peeing Dog
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Amazing Porn to Get Off To – smutMEET
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Webcam Star of the Day
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Naked Chicks in the Kitchen
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It’s Two Girl Tuesday
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When Porn Lies – Romance and Feelings Edition
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Jodie Gasson Showing Off her Tits
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Model Rosie Jones Almost Topless on the Beach
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A Whole Lot of Josie Goldberg in a Bikini For the Weirdos…
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Erin Heatherton for Victoria’s Secret all Big TItties
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Some Bitch Named Kelly Kim for Maxim
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