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2011

04

Nov

Helena Christensen Showing Off Her Amazing Body in Amazing Pictures of the Day

I need more picutres like these in my life…they are of Helena Christensen shot by Guy Aroch for an Un-Titled Project thing I didn’t investigate because I didn’t fucking half to….This is like classic erotica or something that you don’t ever see anymore, but did in old playboy, old movies….all sheer underwear in the sunlight, all romantic in a fantasy from the 60s motorcycle trip through europe and not romantic in a bitch wife wants you to take her out to dinner and buy her dinner kind of way….

Seriously, this is the shit I fucking love. Enjoy.

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2011

04

Nov

Kristen Stewart Getting on Her Knees in a Skirt of the Day

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I saw the new Twilight trailer the other…it was accidental, I don’t trust that scam bullshit the exploits teens to money make at an outrageous level..

I have never liked Kristen Stewart, I always found her inbred looking and even when she played a teen prostitute with Tony Soprano, I couldn’t jerk off to her…

But they do something with the color on that Twilight shit that makes all these motherfuckers look green, weak, dying and in this case all while pregnant, and bitch was all unable to survive childbirth while looking like she had AIDS and it was erotic as helll….maybe cuz I can relate to dying looking pregnant girls from the hookers I’ve slept with, or maybe cuz she finally embraced what I always saw her as…..even though she doesn’t know me…

Who cares…she’s doing some hollywood walk of fame shit…setting her feet and hands in cement and I’m trying to look up her skirt…and that’s the real point of all this….so try to look up her skirt too…it’ll help make your lonely weekend go by faster..

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2011

04

Nov

Rose McGowan Hotness in What Could be a See Through Shirt of the Day

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I’ve already said I think Rose McGowan is fantastic and more importantly that she’s got amazing breasts….even at 40…..even if they are smaller than they were in the 90s because I assume she works out, is into yoga and pilates and is probably a vegetarian….She’s all rock and roll, dark and intense and sure she fucked up for a few years when dating that full of shit Marilyn Manson, who she may have even been married to, but everything else about her has passed my very easy test…that I call having a vagina….

I think she’s got a second wind in her….but more importantly…I think she’s got a see through shirt on and that’s just fucking lovely…

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2011

04

Nov

Jessica Lowndes Useless Full Ass in Leggings of the Day

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I write Jessica Lowndes on twitter because she is the only celebrity who hasn’t blocked me on twitter….probably because she’s not a celebrity…but some Canadian who accidentally ended up on one of the shittiest TV show ideas, 90210 the next generation, because the first one wasn’t bad enough so they figured they’d bring it back to take up airtime, making me think the bitches on the shit aren’t even paid….cuz they sure as hell aren’t that hot….but I’m not picky…

Anyway, I keep asking her how much the biggest shit she’s ever had weiged, and she doesn’t answer, but after realizing she’s got an ass like this, all filled to the brim, I’m gonna guess it weighed a lot…and unfortunately, I wasn’t there to witness it….

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2011

04

Nov

Kate Moss Wasted Living the Rockstar Life of the Day

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I think Kate Moss is the best…she’s hot….even now that she’s an old washed up mom…an ex model who has seen her best years…It may have to do with the rockstar lifestyle, or the fact that she’s always topless on her chronic vacation of a Life , or that video of her doing coke, just made her cooler, or more importantly, that she’s likely had a lot of fucking sex, probably some STDS, cuz models and rockstars don’t use condoms… not counting her kid, but she manages to still look good…and seeing her leave a party, wasted, destroyed, a wreck with some haggard dude, makes me like her even more….

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2011

04

Nov

Ashley Tisdale in Leggings Leaving the Gym

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Ashley Tisdale’s got a weird fucking face, that she consistently brings out for the paparazzi to snap pictures of her after leaving the gym, in what is mostly the same pair of work-out gear, making me think she’s sponsored or getting paid to wear this shit, and that’s all the work she’s getting so she does it, or maybe she realizes that she has a weird fucking face, so she tries to focus on making her body fit….cuz like ugly girls for generations before her, not being fat got them laid despite their shortcomings…and I’m only posting these pics cuz I thought I saw some vagina definition….an organ of her’s you’d think we’d be more familiar with like she was Vanessa Hudgens….self shot and bottom feeding for attention – but this is as good as she seems to get…Take it in…but if girls in gym clothes are your fetish – you’re better off going to an actual gym, the vantage point and girls are hotter you lazy fuck

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2011

04

Nov

Amber Heard is Pretty Spectacular of the Day

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I like Amber Heard. That’s pretty much all I have to say about that….

I figure posting these pics of the bi-sexual for publicity celebrity on the rise is says enough for itself…

I mean if you read this site you’ve seen the pics of her doing some dominatrix shit …

She’s playing Hollywood proper…sure she’s come a long way from her TOPLESS SCENE in the Joneses….that I had to google her after seeing the shit…But I’m hoping she doesn’t stray to far from topless scenes…if you know what I mean.

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2011

04

Nov

Miranda Kerr is a Mom / Model Walking in Tight Pants of the Day

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I don’t understand the paparazzi…..they stake out a spot, wait for a celebrity to leave, sometimes for hours at a time, and then snap off pics of the shit, but rarely get the picture we all want to see, like of the bitch’s mom ass in the tight pants….I know if I was a paparazzi, along wih being an illegal immigrant, likely Armenian, all my pictures would be of ass and titty, cuz really that’s what fucking matters….these pics of models walking are only good for the real fans/real weirdos who can get off to this kind of thing, while us normal people, yes I laughed to myself when I wrote that, need to cross reference her titty pics from the past, you know revisit her lingerie pics and that defeats the whole point of this…

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2011

04

Nov

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Hotness in Leather Pants of the Day

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I am really digging the look on Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s face…It is like she’s a real movie star all glamorous and running to a car…but I’m more into her leather pants, not cuz I appreciate the death of innocent animal for the sake of bitch looking like a biker prostitute, but because I love fabrics that don’t breate, especially on summer days, holding in all the smells I’d love to rub all over my face once we unzip….cuz you know in those pants lives her best ordour making body parts…true story…

If that isn’t enough of a fantasy for you – here are some pics of her MODELING TOPLESS

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2011

04

Nov

LeeAnn Tweeden Did Playboy of the Day

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I did a bit of research and by a bit of research I mean hardly any….but enough to find out that this bitch LeeAnn Tweeden, who is in Playboy for whatever reason, whether personal to feel like she isn’t getting old as shit, or for career, to feel like she’s got a second wind, was a Hooters girl turned Maxim of FHM girl, cuz she had great hooters, that now she’s showing topless, cuz she’s come full circle for her – she’s also on some sports show….

Who cares..she’s hot enough for me….

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