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2011

07

Nov

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the news cuz I love the news – it brings me joy beyond anything you’d ever feel because I like to see other people far more idiotic than me only getting the press I wish I had but I’m too lazy to bother thus proving I’m less idiotic than them…if you know what I mean…

McDonald’s Halloween Fight Caught on Tape
A brawl between two ladies erupted when one woman complained that the other was taking too long while ordering at a McDonald’s in Pennsylvania.

Homeless Man Attacks Woman Outside Store
A homeless man wearing trash bags attacked a woman outside a Massachusetts Dunkin Donuts and it was all caught on video.

Video: Football Coach Delivers Bone Snapping Hit
A middle school football player is suffering from a broken collarbone after an incident on the practice field by a coach and it was caught on tape.

Philadelphia Strip Club Raided For Prostitution
A Northeast Philadelphia strip club was the target of a law enforcement raid late Friday, which resulted in the arrest of seven women and one man on prostitution-related charges.

Martial Arts Experts Stop Armed Robbery
Two martial arts experts in town for a tournament stopped a suspected robbery attempt at a Los Angeles hotel in which they were staying, according to police.

Baggage Fees Strand Woman At Airport
A woman trying to fly out of San Francisco was stranded there for eight days because of $200 in baggage fees.

Hair Dye Makes Girls Face Balloon
A British girl dyed her hair black and ended up with a swollen face

Officials accused of ignoring sex ring
New details are surfacing about state officials who allegedly ignored sexual activities in three local spas in Massachusetts.

Naked Driver’s Lawyer Swats Camera
The attorney for that Ohio woman busted in a naked DUI case made her own news when she confronted a local TV reporter.

Graham “Cracker” Signs Offensive?
A Texas Christian University student government candidate recently was asked to make some changes to his campaign signs after someone pointed out that his nickname had some negative racial connotations.

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2011

07

Nov

Top Bikini Wax Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

Little known, yet pretty obvious fact about me is that when bikini waxes first hit the mainstream market, I felt like it was a good career for me, you know since I love pussy. So I tried getting into esthetician schools, but got kicked out at least 4 times. I tried getting work, even just sweeping the pussy hair off the floor and bringing it home to fill my bathtub up and bath in it, but that never worked…..and for years I tried finding good bikini wax videos, and to date there aren’t many….someone needs to turn this into a real pornsite….

So I do have a bikini wax fetish, even though I love bush….and here is the best I could find on Youtube….

Reaction Video in a bikini top…..

Bikini Wax Video of the Day

Girl Gets Waxed

Bikini Wax Rape

The Excess Hair Removal

Demo Video- Scroll to the end – Amazing…

It’s Not a Wax – It’s a Vajazzle

Posted in:stepLIST

2011

07

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’ve been sick in bed all weekend…but I didn’t die….and that didn’t stop me from getting drunk and hustling bitches who didn’t answer me because I am creepy and wear a mask over the computer…if anything it inspired some future hobbies…like quitting the internet cuz it gives me little to no joy and because having a website like this doesn’t get me laid…even though it’s awesome….bitches.

When Soccer Moms Go Wild – VIDEO
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Free Cam Show Sexiness
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Caitlin Oè¾°onnor Has Been Keeping Busy
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The Hottest Heartbreakers in Sports
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Gigi Star Has One Hot Body
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And That’s Why You Can’t Trust a Ninja – VIDEO
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Kim Kardashian Is Seriously Going To Pretend To Fix Her Marriage Now
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Live Web Cam Hotness, Start The Week Off with a Little Awesome
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Busty Slut is Forced to be an Asslicker – VIDEO
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Matthew McConaughey’s 10 Hottest Hookups
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Posted in:MHD

2011

07

Nov

Jayde Nicole and Some Other Trash at Some Event I Wasn’t Invited to of the Day

Not sure what this event is….but it sure attracts the classy bitches..like Jayde Nicole, some white trash trailer park slut raised in a single parent home with a mother who I assume worked in a diner or a strip club, and who encouraged her baby to spend her credit card money on some fake tits to take to Playboy cuz it is her only hope of not being a washed up whore, you know since college isn’t an option for her kind…at least that’s how I think it played out…

I’ve seen her in person at least once, you know Canada connection and all, we are likely related, and she’s not hot in person…making me wonder why I wasted 45 seconds of my day writing this….Somethings will remain unknown…never quite making sense..here are the pics

Some Bitch named Izabella St James with Fake Looking Tits…because they are probably fake tits…cuz bitch is some playboy trash that “dated” Heffner in what I call shitty geriatric porn marketing that does nothing for a brand but disgust the public….

Some Bitch named Heather Tom, who is from some Soap Opera fame no one cares about cuz it is real low level….since Soap Operas are the porn of daytime TV, and I thought was in a See Through Shirt, But Was Really Just Rocking a Crusty Titty Pimple….

Good Times…

Posted in:Jayde Nicole

2011

04

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m drunk. I’m sick. I’m alone cuz I told my wife all she’s good for is freakishly large and pretty offensive tits. I’m too lazy to leave the house. But that’s all going to change…I’m going to film a sex tape….mark my words….and while I plan Add me to Facebook …I’d tell you to FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER but I’d rather have no followers, it is funnier that way…

Here are the stepLINKS….a whole lot of links…all worth clicking….

J.Lo is Showing Some Midrifff
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J.Lo is Wearing a Slutty Dress
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They Don’t Call her the Chicken Fiddler for Nothing
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Lindsay Lohan’s Got the Best Tits
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Two Legged Dog Video
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Jennifer Lopez is Carmen Sandiego
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Justin Bieber & Mariah Yeater: Who Raped Who? A Special Report
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Conan Had a Gay Wedding Live on His Show and Here’s the Video
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Live Web Cam Shows, For Your Pleasure
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Worst Hunter Versus Dumbest Deer – VIDEO
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April is One Hot Blonde
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Oh Happy Day, It’s #FriskyFriday on Twitter!
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The 20 Hottest Girls in NC-17 Films
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Abigail Clancy’s Peek-A-Boo Cleavage
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You Can Look Like An Armenian Whore Too
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Brett Ratner Has A Tiny Dick And Banged Olivia Munn Once
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Free Cam Shows. Have Fun
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Cute Amateur Shows Off Her Big Tits
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50 of the Sexiest Sports Hotties: Who Would You Rather?
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UK TV Actress Jaime Winstone Boobs In See Through Dress
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Kristen Stweart, Just Because
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Jennifer Lopez Shows Off Her Gut
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This Is News: “Fatass” Reporter vs. Person Behaving Badly – VIDEO
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And How About Some Sofia Vergara
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Alec Terkek calls a bitch a Slut on Jeopardy – Funny
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Aubrey O’Day Celeb Apprentice TItties
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Pug X Unicorn
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Jennifer Love Hewitt in a Tight Fucking Dress
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Hunter Vs Deer
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Grace Kelly Was the Greatest Celebrity Of All Time…
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Maid Walks in on Gringo Jerking Off Hilarious…
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Elisabeth is One Hot Model
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Hard Nipples Are Always Fun to Look At!
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Yes, Justin Bieber’s Alleged Baby Mama Just Confessed To A Crime
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Sophia and Britney Get It On
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How Not To Have An Office Affair
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is as Hot as Ever
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Everyone Has Gotta Love a Sexy Redhead
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Conan Delivers Chinese Food in NYC
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Dita Von Teese Showing Off Some Big Whore TIts
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This Chick Kinda Looks Pantsless and I Like It
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Amber Heard is Hot at the Rum Diary Premiere
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She’s Going on a Naked Walk
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Kirsten Dunst is Fucking Weird Looking
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Now That is One Perfect Set of Tits
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The Most Overpaid Star in Hollywood Is…
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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Cleavage, Because That’s All She is Good For
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Insane Picture of Stars….
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Pimp my Coke
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Seth McFarlane Has a New Show – Money Making
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Love This Fly Killing Anal Scene
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Some Break Dancing Video….
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George Clooney for President
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Best Premature Ejaculation Video Ever
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I Love This White Trash Rave Dance
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Hugh Hefner Wasn’t Happy With Lindsay Lohan’s First Photoshoot. I Wonder Why?
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Cum Dodge Fail
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Josie Goldberg Lost Some Weight Which Only Makes Her Tits Look Bigger…And Sloppier
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Kim Kardashian Lives Inside Her Own Ass
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What Can She Do To Make You Like Her More
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Alessandra Torresani Nipple Slip
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I Would Love To Get Naked With Jessica Jane Clememt
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LeeAnn Tweeden Naked for Playboy
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Today’s SmutMeet – Lots of Porn
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How To Talk Dirty
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Webcam Star of the Day
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Jewish Girl Fetish Porn
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Ali Larter TOpless Photoshoot
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Olivia Munn Side Boob
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Candice Swanepoel Victoria’s Secret Photoshoot in Lingerie Amazing
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Jordan Carver’s Huge Tits Do Yoga and It Is Insane
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Alyssa MIller in Lingerie
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Naked Tatiana Gil
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Kate Upton Big Lingerie Tits
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

04

Nov

Helena Christensen Showing Off Her Amazing Body in Amazing Pictures of the Day

I need more picutres like these in my life…they are of Helena Christensen shot by Guy Aroch for an Un-Titled Project thing I didn’t investigate because I didn’t fucking half to….This is like classic erotica or something that you don’t ever see anymore, but did in old playboy, old movies….all sheer underwear in the sunlight, all romantic in a fantasy from the 60s motorcycle trip through europe and not romantic in a bitch wife wants you to take her out to dinner and buy her dinner kind of way….

Seriously, this is the shit I fucking love. Enjoy.

Posted in:Helena Christensen

2011

04

Nov

Kristen Stewart Getting on Her Knees in a Skirt of the Day

I saw the new Twilight trailer the other…it was accidental, I don’t trust that scam bullshit the exploits teens to money make at an outrageous level..

I have never liked Kristen Stewart, I always found her inbred looking and even when she played a teen prostitute with Tony Soprano, I couldn’t jerk off to her…

But they do something with the color on that Twilight shit that makes all these motherfuckers look green, weak, dying and in this case all while pregnant, and bitch was all unable to survive childbirth while looking like she had AIDS and it was erotic as helll….maybe cuz I can relate to dying looking pregnant girls from the hookers I’ve slept with, or maybe cuz she finally embraced what I always saw her as…..even though she doesn’t know me…

Who cares…she’s doing some hollywood walk of fame shit…setting her feet and hands in cement and I’m trying to look up her skirt…and that’s the real point of all this….so try to look up her skirt too…it’ll help make your lonely weekend go by faster..

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Posted in:Kristen Stewart

2011

04

Nov

Rose McGowan Hotness in What Could be a See Through Shirt of the Day

I’ve already said I think Rose McGowan is fantastic and more importantly that she’s got amazing breasts….even at 40…..even if they are smaller than they were in the 90s because I assume she works out, is into yoga and pilates and is probably a vegetarian….She’s all rock and roll, dark and intense and sure she fucked up for a few years when dating that full of shit Marilyn Manson, who she may have even been married to, but everything else about her has passed my very easy test…that I call having a vagina….

I think she’s got a second wind in her….but more importantly…I think she’s got a see through shirt on and that’s just fucking lovely…

Posted in:Rose McGowan

2011

04

Nov

Jessica Lowndes Useless Full Ass in Leggings of the Day

I write Jessica Lowndes on twitter because she is the only celebrity who hasn’t blocked me on twitter….probably because she’s not a celebrity…but some Canadian who accidentally ended up on one of the shittiest TV show ideas, 90210 the next generation, because the first one wasn’t bad enough so they figured they’d bring it back to take up airtime, making me think the bitches on the shit aren’t even paid….cuz they sure as hell aren’t that hot….but I’m not picky…

Anyway, I keep asking her how much the biggest shit she’s ever had weiged, and she doesn’t answer, but after realizing she’s got an ass like this, all filled to the brim, I’m gonna guess it weighed a lot…and unfortunately, I wasn’t there to witness it….

Posted in:Jessica Lowndes

2011

04

Nov

Kate Moss Wasted Living the Rockstar Life of the Day

I think Kate Moss is the best…she’s hot….even now that she’s an old washed up mom…an ex model who has seen her best years…It may have to do with the rockstar lifestyle, or the fact that she’s always topless on her chronic vacation of a Life , or that video of her doing coke, just made her cooler, or more importantly, that she’s likely had a lot of fucking sex, probably some STDS, cuz models and rockstars don’t use condoms… not counting her kid, but she manages to still look good…and seeing her leave a party, wasted, destroyed, a wreck with some haggard dude, makes me like her even more….

Posted in:Kate Moss