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Jenna Ortega for the Beetlejuice Photocall of the Day

Kelly Brook From Big Titty Model to Big Back Model of the Day

Charli XCX for Demon Kim Kardashian’s Brand of the Day

Christina Aguilera and her Botox Face and Ozempic Body Get Slutty of the Day

Shannon Mcmullen is the Instagram Of The Day

2011

Oct

Britney Spears Droopy Vagina in Concert of the Day

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It amazes me that people go nuts over a panty flash of a gitl getting out of a car, or sitting at the table and you get a glimpse, and when a bitch like Britney intentionally flashes her panties, all stretched out from constant performances, or maybe that’s just her vagina that’s stretched out from constant uterus performances, no one bothers giving a fuck, and that’s just not fair, Britney’s handlers are using her as a puppet for you, crafting her into something that makes them money, but brings you joy via half nakedness, when really all we wanted to see was her self destruct, because I know the day I saw her shave her head down in public, that it was just a mater of time before she was pulling pussy puppet shows like the crazy street whore I once knew….and loved bringing to parties….instead she’s just medicated and boring….half naked or not. Enjoy.

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2011

Oct

Shakira Rockin’ Rio in Tight Pantsof the Day

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Shakira is fucking annoying. She’s so intense in her performances that I can’t imagine her being legit, or I don’t want her to be legit and actual behave like this, because that shit just scares me and I’d hate to experience her convulsing and experimental, possessed by a demon behavior anywhere but on stage, because I’ve crossed the street, left bars and public bathrooms, over people who have moved and acted as unstable as like this in everyday life…

I am convinced she’s just trying to make people think she’s an artist, and really with a body like that, she can move and shake all she fucking wants, cuz lookin at it is worth the weirdness. There’s a reason she’s number one in youtube for ass shaking.

Here she is performing Friday at the Rock in Rio music experience.

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2011

Oct

Kristen Stewart’s Behind the Scenes Glamour Photoshoo of the Day

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Kristen Stewart, or as I like to call her “everybody’s favorite inbred who has had sex with her dad because I’ve seen pics of him and he looks like that kind of guy”, was in Glamour magazine, despite looking inbred, white trash, all full of teenage angst even though she’s not a teenager, but just an icon to one, because she was the not very hot love interest that gives hope to all girls who aren’t good looking that maybe one day they’ll be love interests too…accessible, but it’s gone to her head.., and the only real thing that she’s ever had that was Glamorous was a KFC meal on regular priced night, you know before being fancy, famous and full of shit and all…..

Either way, a pornstar who went legit before doing porn, rich trash in Glamour magazine, rocking a little see though…..that you probably won’t be able to masturbate to but I’m posting it anyway…cuz you’re such a weird Kristen Stewart fan. Creep.

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2011

Oct

Rihanna Half Naked in Concert of the Day

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Here’s Rihanna in concert showing a little skin…reminding me that I don’t really care about her recent weight gain, she still knows how to lure in an audience via being half naked…a lesson so many strippers before her already figured out….but in her defense, she’s not from these parts, she’s just managed to take over pop culture in these parts…all because her gay boyfriend beat her down…..and not for getting naked…like a normal bottom feeder….weird.

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2011

Oct

Rachel Bilson in Ill-Fitting Shorts of the Day

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Rachel Bilson is some boring shit. Back when I watched The OC, she was the one I wanted to see naked…but instead of getting naked, she just went on to get engaged, moved to Canada, essentially becoming Amish, or just plain boring, something that she’s managed to maintain upon her return to hollywood, because she’s been bainwashed….

So here is someone we’ll likely never see naked in movies, or on TV, or in Paparazzi pics, wearing some ill-fitting shorts that remind us all why we prefer Mila Kunis.

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2011

Oct

Sophie Monk’s Got Pubes of the Day

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I fucking love bush.cuz I feel bush has got a bad deal as everyone hates on it for not fucking reasong…it is considered gross and so abnormal, even though that shit is genetics and one of the more normal things about a pussy these days…..only it’s rare to ever get to see it….

I fucking love bush cuz it’s a great vagina accessory that allows each vagina to have a personality of its own. I love bush cuz it hides vagina imperfection in a decorative way. I love how it holds in all the scents, smells, and odors. I love that when I first started fucking, no bitch every shaved her twat, not even in porn, it was scissors or nothing….and if it got wet…it got matted like a homeless unshowered person’s hair…..

Every cheesy bitch I know waxes or shaves bald, even though it takes less work than maintaining a good bush…shaved is actually the lazy person’s way……but controlled version of natural takes effort….it takes a certain daring girl willing to stand her ground and not fear being stoned to death like a witch hunt, secure in her vagina hair enough to not follow the crowds……and liking it has become a perversion that makes people look at you weird when you talk about it, even though it is natural, it just got slated as being gross thanks to marketing, cuz companies like selling products and mking bitches think they need those products make unneccessary billion dollar industries….But then again, I don’t mind digging my face in a bald pussy either….

So I was happy to see some Sophie Monk stubble….cuz you’d think a bitch staging this kind of bikini should would maintain before the cameras come out, unless not shaving is to get some press…..I don’t have the rights to post the Sophie Monk Pubic Hair Stubble in a Bikini Pics so here are some pics of her in some Fuck Me Boots from this weekend….

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2011

Oct

Courtney Stodden in a White Bikini of the Day

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Courtney Stodden is the 40 year old who is pretending to be 16 and married to some dude from TV who I’ve never heard of because scandal leads to attention and attention leads to a reality show and a reality show leads a stamp of approval for a bottom feeding whore because general acceptance is the whole reason she got her tits done…unless she is in fact 16, just the oldest, most washed up, haggard and plastic surgery ridden 16 year old, but I assume if she is, dude woulda been arrested the second they moved out of whatever amazing state it was that allowed a dude to marry a 16 year old, and if she’s 16, she’s definitely got the vagina of a 40 year old, all battered and used, something in and of itself that is erotic cuz sexual deviant teens are amazing….

So anyway you dice it, old pretending to be young or young pretending to be old, all while looking like a porn slut who has been fucked a lot, this bitch is pretty fucking entertaining…..

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2011

Oct

Kelly Brook Does Indiana Jones of the Day

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I don’t understand virgin loser movie nerds get off to seeing busty chicks dressed like their favorite male movie characters…it’s almost like they have the Indiana Jones fantasy but are too embarrassed to jerk off to Indiana Jones, because that would make them gay, and despite being virgins, who have never experienced a vagina, so they don’t know if they even like it, they don’t feel the need to add more problems to their already pathetic lives….so instead they just wait for a bitch marketed as hot pussy, to get in costume to play out their fantasy, so that they don’t have to deal with their possible homosexuality and they can remain focus on what matters, math and absitinence by circumstances and not by choice…if you know what I mean…

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2011

Oct

Lindsay Lohan’s Upskirt Does Fashion Week of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is in France for Fashion Week and she’s not giving up…. so it is only natural that she’s not wearing pants as she spreads her legs and covers her face for the paparazzi cuz she knows what they want of her only to show off her floral panties I can only imagine smell like death in all their loveliness. I’m just disappointed the flowers are scabby labia.

Here are some pics of her amazing tits….possibly real, likely the best teardrop implant money can buy, who cares where they are from, they are just nice to look at….

She’s hanging with Terry Richardson and her other groupies, cuz she’s still Lohan, she’s not dead yet, even if she looks like she will be soon, and bitch isn’t done with this famous celebrity shit yet…

Here’s some zoom in on her getting out of the car…you know trying to stare at her amazing fake tits and hope for a vagina slip….in picture…cuz you are pathetic and this is as good as it gets for you…as real life doesn’t include chicks…

Here’s some pics from another night of Fashion Week where Lohan didn’t really look like Lohan, it’s like she’s wearing some kind of swollen mask of an aged version of herself, in what may be the costume of the fucking Halloween Season but she’s got awesome fucking tits, haggard, old, washed up, drugged out, half dead or not…I just wish she let me fist her with my hands, face, anything that legendary night I met her…

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