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2011

21

Sep

Rihanna Thickness in her Bikini of the Day

There’s been a lot of talk about Rihanna’s recent performance in Sao Paulo – pretty much calling out for her weight gain that’s gone right to her ass….

…..when I’ve been arguing that she’s had a fat ass or a long fucking time….

I don’t know, Rihanna irritates me. She’d make a better chamber maid who turns tricks at Bajan Karaoke bars for rich guys from the UK, only to get knocked up at 18, and end up in an abusive relationship, where she ends up forcing her man to fuck her up for meddling in his shit, but things worked out different for her…

Either way, here she is in a bikini….

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2011

21

Sep

Stefania Bivone is Miss Italy 2011 of the Day

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Here’s a video of a pantsless Stefania Bivone being crowned Miss Italy 2011…and despite thinking beauty pageants are stupid, breed trashy girls with egos and a perception that they are far more beautiful than they actually are, usually vapid and hilarious to watch trying to sound smart….

But I fucking love when pants are off….leotards are on…cuz leotards are the pervert clothes that grab vagina, asshole and tits at the same time….

Here’s a compilation of her…

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2011

21

Sep

Nicky Hilton Vagina Hugging Shorts of the Day

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Historically speaking…Nicky Hilton is the boring as fuck, waste of a vagina, sloppy looking, awkward skinny body that I can only blame her mom’s cocaine use for…and everytime I see her, I want to take a fuck nap, or punch her in the face, in efforts of seeing some emotion or personality…but instead she just sucks…

But today she’s come alive, because the only thing that’s sucking is her vagina….taking all of her short tight shorts in…

And just like that…Nicky Hilton’s become semi-interesting….she just has to keep it up…and really it’s not all that hard to pull of…

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2011

21

Sep

Emma Stone Making Out For Money Like a Whore of the Day

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This post is dedicated to Jim Carrey and every other virgin loser who thinks she’s one of them because she was in a movie where she was the love interest of a virgin loser/virgin loser, like the guy from the Facebook movie and the guy from Arrested Development who are likely not actual virgin loser, and likely ripping blow off whore pussy, but they are virgin lose icon, and she’s been in movies with them as their love interest at least once or twice….

Here she is making out with some Canadian dude named Ryan Gosling on set….and I figure watching people dressed like they are in the 1920s-40s kissing is erotic to some of you who jerk off to your granny’s old photo albums…while the rest of us need some fucking fisting, squirting, and throat fucking to get us hard thanks to be so desensitized from the internet cuz before the internet there was a time we could get hard holding hands, or looking at National Geographic tit. Those were the days.

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2011

21

Sep

Charlize Theron Lookin’ Hot in Green of the Day

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I lik Charlize Theron, especially in thick eye make-up looking like a wreck, you know cuz from my experience, girls who look like wrecks have a good probability of being a whore, or at least willing to put out for money…and that always works for me….and the fun thing about Charlize Theron is that statistically she has the same risk of having HIV, you know thanks to the whole being born and raised in South Africa….I mean statistically speaking….

Either way, she’s hot, her mom killed her abusive dad, maybe that’s why she is looking like she’s been self medicating, and I’m a fan…

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2011

21

Sep

Hilary Duff Dangerous Pregnancy Walk of the Day

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Hilary Duff lives out her pregnancy on the fucking edge…a few weeks ago she was out TEXTING WHILE RIDING A BIKE WITH NO HELMET ….today she’s running with scissors…to the average observer, one might say she’s trying to stage an “accidental” “staged” miscarriage now that all the attention for her being pregnant has blown over….

I’m just bummed, there’s no pics of her BUM pictures, because really this watching pregnant or recent moms in their 20s bouncing into or out of pregnancy is kind of a turn on…I think my biological clock is ticking or something…and I’d love to live vicariously through Hilary Duff’s vagina…

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2011

21

Sep

Kim Kardashian Ill-Fitting Pants of the Day

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PORNSTAR!!!!

It amazes me that cancers on society exist….because I know they exist because of us…the general public…because if there was no interest in her…she’d fade away where she belongs…and I anticipate that happening, but also know she’ll put up a good fight, since she started out rich, and didn’t need the money, so this public life was all for ego….sure the money is bonus for a grubber like this…but it wasn’t the motivation…so it’ll be fun to watch the demise…

In the mean time, here’s her dumpy, fat uterus, shitty body, not from her more interesting angle, cuz the paparazzi suck and are paid off, because for some reason she wants us questioning her fatness, wondering if she is pregnant for ratings, when really her huge spanx controlled ass is far more fun to stare at, especially with weird pants jacked up her shit…literally…

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2011

21

Sep

Kate Bosworth Lingerie Dog Walker of the Day

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Here’s Kate Bosworth all skinny and amazing…but more importantly…let’s hope inspiring…because teenage girls just aren’t into eating disorders like they used to be…at least I don’t think they are…based strictly on living near a school and seeing how fat the bitches are as they eat their pastries from our coffee shop every fucking day….It’s like they’ve lost the icons and idols who actually helped them better themselves with unrealistic expectations…because trying to look fuckable and hot…is usually a lot better than accepting your disgusting body and runnin’ with it and by running I mean to the dessert cart at the buffet…if you knwow hat I mean…

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2011

21

Sep

Petra Ecclestone Billionaire Tits of the Day

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Here are some picture sof the perky bra filled tits of Petra Ecclestone for those of you who like spoiled married twats who’s parents give far too much money to because she just bought the Spelling house for something like 100,000,000 dollars, which is just fucking crazy…considering it was with her mother’s money….like it was a gift…making her probably a serious brat, high maintenance, annoying, the worst….and all that makes jerking off to her more fun…it’s like hate fucking, the solo version.

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2011

21

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

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I am obsessed with watching new mothers in the rich neighborhood walking into the gym in tight pants….cuz tight pants, loose women, who come with an entertainment budget and feelings of lonliness cuz their husbands always work is porno to me….

That may not be news..I don’t get out much…and I generally hate women who have been ravaged with childbirth…or at least hate their vaginas because they are just too big for me…..so it is kinda news to me.

Here’s some actual news….

Peeping Tom turns into family feud in Arkansas
Two families feeling like they were wronged started a fight that ended in gunfire

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Video Shows Canadian Student Blackface Incident
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Dolphins fan appears in court wearing stolen merchandise
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Man returns to Taco Bell with shotgun after order error
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‘Massage’ Biz Busted for Prostitution in Phoenix
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Passenger arrested for cocaine in shoes at Boston airport
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Car smashes in to dealership in San Diego
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Video of Arkansas gunman shooting up courthouse
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Md Woman’s Winning Lotto Ticket Mistake
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