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2011

06

Oct

Tom Cruise Dance Battle is the Viral Video of the Day

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And they say he’s not gay….the last time I saw two guys dance like this, the night ended with a fist in his ass and an HIV positive test result 4-6 weeks later. Maybe we should look at the humor in all this…maybe Cruise is just a fun guy who likes to have a good time and this is nothing to do with flirting or courting another man in some animal planet like nature dance….and all those gay rumors are just from haters who are jealous of his 5 foot 6 frame…and fame….just watch the video….

That said, I hate TMZ, but I’ll use their video.

Posted in:Tom Cruise

2011

06

Oct

Top Medical Vagina Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

To some the bridge between vagina study for medical purpose and vagina study for masturbation is not a very big one…and when it comes to masturbation – youtube the porn site that isn’t a porn site is the place to look.

Rectovaginal Exam

Another Vagina Exam

More Vagina Exam

Vagina Exam Party

Some Labiaplasty

One Last Pelvic Exam

I don’t know what this is – but it’s medical…

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2011

06

Oct

Rihanna’s Slutty Performance for the Kids of the Day

Here’s Rihanna staying relevant by tapping into her roots…and I’m not talking her “island” roots…you know all Caribbean and hot dancing you’d see at your local Caribbean …more sexed up than boring Americans….I’m talking the local rumors, cuz I know people in Barbados, who say she was a 13 year old prositute seducing tourists at Karaoke bars on the island…which led to her career…It’s all speculation, but with moves like that, it’s gotta come for years of experience…and I’m glad this is being exposed to her teen fans, making school dances way better than they were when I was in school….Good work Rihanna. You’re a hero.

Here’s the video….

Posted in:Rihanna

2011

06

Oct

Paris Fashion Week Had Some See through Clothes of the Day

There’s some fashion week, pretentious bullshit, filled with cunts, fags and snobs….too elite for the average person who just isn’t as “Fabulous” as their exclusive club…..and with fashion comes nudity, so here are a few pictures from the runway of a couple of nipples, if you’re like me and you appreciate jerking off to nudity disguised as art, because nudity disguised as art makes it onto the one TV channel you had when you had a TV way before the internet that you could jerk off to Sundsay for Fashion TV and by you I mean me….

Posted in:stepFASHION

2011

06

Oct

Emma Stone Boring in Polka Dots of the Day

These are some boring pictures of Emma Stone, because I figure I only get hate mail when I post these boring paparazzi pics, when people are coming here exclusively for nipples and bikini pictures, cuz that’s all the world wants from me….

I mean, boring unless you’re bi-polar, Jim Carey, or just a virgin loser who finds happiness in all things Emma Stone, because you think she’s one of your kind, a nerd, since she’s the love interest of all nerds in the movies, which to them translates to potential love interest to them, cuz they aren’t capable of seperating the fact she’s a fucking actor, and their obsessions and masturbation take over their lives…making the more reclusives until one day showing up at one of her events only to realize the truth about her…It’s hard out there for a nerd.

Posted in:Emma Stone

2011

06

Oct

Coco’s Finally Gone Topless of the Day

I assume there are nude pictures of Coco out there. I’m just way too lazy and uninterested in Coco to look for them on the site, because let’s face it, she’s a fucking hooker, who probably recruited her husband at a strip club she was working at, maybe it was a high end strip club that average people like us can’t get into, but a strip club nevertheless, cuz these self proclaimed “Models” like Coco who end up with rich husbands, are seriosuly suspect….but the good news is that despite being exclusivity agreement Ice T has with her, she’s still got the itch to whore out….and finally she’s getting naked for free for the world to see to stay competitive with the younger, less ridiculously assed whores….

Here are her topless twitter pics from the other day.

Posted in:Coco

2011

06

Oct

Ashton Kutcher’s Alleged Mistress Topless Pics of the Day

There’s all kinds of bullshit gossip going on about Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore splitting up…which would make sense because Demi Moore is a old, zombie looking plastic bitch, who no one in their early 30s should be locked down to, but instead who they just fuck every once in a while, cuz menopause is fun when you’re drunk….

Now I’m not one to care for celeb gossip, especially when it comes to Ashton Kutcher, so I haven’t paid attention to the bitch who is going public that she fucked him cuz she likes the attention….so much she’s leaking topless pics to the media through paparazzi agencies cuz it is all part of a master moneymaking scheme…cuz celebrity trash is what the world aspires to be….in the trashy pile of money people really shouldn’t give a fuck about…

Her name is Sara Leal and as long as she’s leaking nude pics, sex tapes, in her quest to turn her 15 minutes of being a groupie into 15 minutes of fame, into something lasting and meaningful, cuz that’s just the kind of sluts groupies are…

Who cares.


To See The Rest of the Pics of Her….
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Update


Here are a bunch more of the bikini pics….
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Posted in:Ashton Kutcher

2011

06

Oct

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

Steve Jobs is dead because he was busy inventing iphones instead of iclones who he could get spare parts, like pancreases from. So I decided to go out drinking til 5 am, where I met my future wife puke covered and getting fingered by some black guy. Lasting relationships start at 3 am pizza places….and ending with me throwing my iphone in a river scareming “Why God Why” to prove how invincible the quality of his made in china vision is….now I’m jobless and phoneless and thanks to my wife’s anger since it was her phone that I filled with pictures of naked chicks….soon to be homeless….

No one respects my dreams of being a funeral comedian. Everytime someone dies, I make jokes, lose followers on TWITTER and sure my awkard Steve Jobs / Pancreatic Cancer / Death / Apple a day doesn’t keep death away jokes just aren’t funny, but it’d be nice if the world humored me a little like I was one of those porn chicks…..

Truth is I never used a PC, I learned computers before PC existed, and re-learned them on an old Mac, so without Jobs, the world woldn’t be the same, because DrunkenStepfather wouldn’t exit. Jobs has held my hand indirectly while I jerk off, making me and him, pretty tight….sure everyone’s shitty

I’m sure he probably coulda done a lot more had he invented the iPancreas…but he didn’t…so RIP Motherfucker…and I’ll just scream “Why God Why” into my broken phone and broken keyboard.

Now FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER as I try to get over this unimaginable loss that CNN has been planning on publishing the dedicated section on for the last 2 years cuz they are classy like that….

Now everyone Rip your “T” of your computer for Tragedy. Let’s start a movement…a really really dumb movement…

HEre are some links…

Hot Girls With Lightsabers For a Nerd Like You – VIDEO
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College Football: Ranking the Most Legendary Postgame Party Schools
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Free Cam Shows to Make Thursdays a Little More Awesome
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Ms France is Ms Fail – VIDEO
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Stephy C Likes to Get Naked
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Theresa and Carmen Are Your Girl on Girl Two For One
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Johnny Depp is Sorry You Guys
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Live Sex Shows From Me to You
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Amateur Girl on Girl First Timers
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The Ultimate Archive: Marilyn Monroe’s Hottest Pics
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Some Morning Music MisforTUNE
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Posted in:MHD

2011

05

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Telling an advertiser to give me her number so I can call her late night to breathe heavy into the phone when drunk and masturbating is not a good way to close a deal….

I wish I used my stupidities to make me fucking money, instead I waste them….

Either way, here are your stepLINKS….

Courtney Love is Still Completely Insane
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Here’s the Stills From the Tupac Sex Tape
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Live Sex Show Fun
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Weathered Faces on the Street Got Nothing on Weathered Vaginas I Pay to Fuck
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Some Melissa George Bitch in Vintage Lingerie
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Julianne Hough Showing Off Titty
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Meanwhile, in Russia… (THIS IS AWESOME! MUST WATCH) – VIDEO
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Lisa is One Lovely Lady
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Meet the #PlayboySuggests Ladies of September
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Leianna Kai Wants to Take You for a Ride
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Minka Kelly is in a One Piece Bathing Suit
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Guess What Ashton Kutcher Did on His Anniversay?
HINT: It Involved Two Sluts and a Hot Tub
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Free Cam Show Sexiness
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Safe Sex With a Banana – VIDEO
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ESPN Body Issue: Top 5 Sexiest Athletes To Look for in Upcoming Issue
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Liv Tyler Panty Upskirt
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Shakira is Newly Single
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‘DWTS’ Contestant Hope Solo Goes Completely Nude For ESPN Magazine (VIDEO)
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Lixie Lott is Flashing Her Ass Around Town
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WTF Photo of the Day
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And Insane Bar Refaeli Gallery
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Dancing With Cinthia Fernandez
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HAVANA GINGER HAS BIG, WEIRD TITS… BUT YOU’D STILL GO THERE RIGHT?
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Walk This Way: Beautiful Ladies With Legs That Make All The Boys Go Craaaazy!!
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Breanne Benson Makes Pants Happy
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These Sluts Are All Lined Up – VIDEO
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Argentinian Dancing With the Stars is Basically Porn and I Like It – VIDEO
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Uma Thurman & Abbie Cornish: Louis Vuitton at Paris Fashion Week
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Watch This Slut Get Herself Off
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Jessica Gomes Maxim Photoshoot
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Hottie in a Yellow Dress
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Here’s Some Evan Rachel Wood
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She is One Incredible Hottie
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Yeah I’d Still Bang Carla Gugino
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Melissa is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Taylor Swift High Fived Kanye West and Therefore is Down With Black People (In Her Eyes at Least)
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How About some Jessica Biel?
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Striptease of the Day
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Kelly Osbourne Showing Off Tit…Gross…
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Kristen Stewart Admits She Dates Pattyson…
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Guilty Dog….
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Emma Stone in Polka Dots
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We Just Launched a Smut Section to the Site
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Here’s some babysitter fetish video….
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Here’s a link to a bunch of Smut….in Today’s Smut Meet
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Leilani Dowding Hot Body in a Yellow Bikini
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

05

Oct

Naked Athletes for ESPN Bodies of the Day

ESPN The Body takes on SI’s Swimsuit issue by hiring actual sports bitches, I’m talking real life jock bitches to get completely naked and strategically hide their genitals behind their muscles, without realizing that as far as I’m concerned, they never had genitals in the first place, cuz with all that weight lifting comes enlarged clits, higher testosterone and sex appeal you’d think borderline gays would dick… instead of hiring extremely busty, hot, feminine girls to get in skimpy fucking bikinis, in tropical places, that men have been masturbating to for clost to 40 years….makes sense….

Here are the athletes, the cover/top picture is Hope Solo….Soccer player….

Here are the rest….

Alicia Sacramone…..The Gymnast…

Belen Mozo…..The Golfer….

Gretchen Bleiler…..The Snowboarder….

Kelly Kulick…..Bowler…

Stephanie Gilmore….Surfer….

Sylive Fowles….Basketball….

Vera Zvonareva…..Tennis

When ESPN does it, it’s not porn…..

Posted in:ESPN Bodies