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2011

26

Sep

Kayley Cuoco Cleavage Covergirl of the Day

Kayley Cuoco is the girl I like to blame for John Ritter’s death, only because I know that hanging out with slutty 18 year old girls who pretend they are your 16 year old daughter, is some of the hottest shit ever that leads to a lot of jerking off, choking yourself out, trying to bust nut heavy in between takes to make your erection subside…but I could be wrong, maybe it was just all the coke in the 70s…and really who cares about John Ritter right now, cuz it’s all about Kayley Cuoco’s hustle since that show, now on another show, rockin’ the cover of magazines, and finally rockin’ a set of tits, cuz I guess she’s hit puberty, or maybe she’s just on the pill, and maybe you should just look at the pics..and forgot I ever posted anything – shouldn’t be so hard..

Posted in:Kayley Cuoco

2011

26

Sep

Karina Smirnoff Horrible Scary Cleavage of the Day

Here’s Mom and Dancing with the Stars dancer Karina Smirnoff, who at one time, was the reason husbands could handle sitting through Dancing with the Stars in the trailer parks they live in, because their fat wives insisted they watch the shit on their one tv, after their Walmart Cashier shift, since those are the people I assume watch the shit….

You know seeing her move, imagining her doing’ it up against your dick, reminding you that she should be a sex worker, you know with the whole being a professionally trained dancer from war torn communism, but instead is making it in America thanks to Hollywood….

But who knew she had such horrible tits…it’s like she’s Kirstie Alley and she just danced the shit off…

Posted in:Karina Smirnoff

2011

26

Sep

Irina Shayk Puts her Hours in While I Try to Look Up Her Skirt of the Day

I have this theory that Irina Shayk pretty much did the equivalent of selling her soul to the devil for fame, only instead of selling her soul to the devil, she sould her vagina’s exclusivity to some Soccer player, who in no way is straight, but who can’t let Europeans know he’s not, cuz despite being emotional, feminine and shit, they hate fags, especially Italians…not that it matters, because her pretending to be his woman, has got her the cover of SI Swimsuit, cuz he is just that powerful an athlete, and if all she has to do is go to a few football games, it’s probably worth it…and what it comes down to is that it’s far better than her communist youth…..now try to look up her skirt.

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2011

26

Sep

Selma Blair Milk Filled Tits Running Barefoot of the Day

I have no idea why I am post this shit, other than the hope that some weird motherfucker has a fetish of recent mothers and their milk filled tits running away from something so hastily that she forgot to put on her shoes…

It’s on some rape fantasy….want of a big vagina that probably still has stiches in the shit…or maybe dude’s just down and out and hungry for some nourishment her dairy farm on her chest can provide…and no matter what the reason is, she’s runnin’….

Posted in:Selma Blair

2011

26

Sep

Kirsten Dunst Hot Tits in Melancholia of the Day

I posted the sceenshots of this Kirsten Dunst topless scene in some random movie called Melancholia that I know nothing about because I just don’t care…but assume it is already on DVD .or wherever it is you download your movies from illegally because I posted the sceenshots months ago…..and what really matters is that Kirsten Dunst, all skinny and washed up and haggard and shit, has amazing tits and I think we should all take a minute to take them in and remember why we liked Kirsten Dunst before we all turned on her for not showering….even if you’ve already jerked off to this movie..

This just in..I just googled it and it only hits theaters November 11…so this is some first mover shit…with great tits…I am investigative journalism….

Posted in:Kirsten Dunst

2011

26

Sep

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

After parties with indy kids smell like shit…..and the bitches aren’t hardly as hot as cheesy club girls…sure I’m sure when naked they’re all the same when you get through that bush and stupid haircut…but in their ratty vintage clothes…shit is like fucking a bag lady…

I drank and I drank and I drank some more because like a 40 year old college kid, when I start binging I figure why stop….

But since some cunt told me not to talk about drinking cuz it’s boring and repetive even though it’s a trap I’m stuck in and have nothoing else to talk about…Here’s some shit going on around the internet…

Locking Your Keys in the Car is a Shitty Way to Start Monday – VIDEO
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The 40 Sexiest Sports Hotties You Should Follow on Twitter – With Photos
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Free Cam Shows Don’t Miss Out
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Hammer Toss Fail
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Amy Lynn is All Sorts of Sexy
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Brianne is Wearing a Denim Thong
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Courtney Stodden On Her Honeymoon: ‘I Had a 24-Hour Lady Boner’
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Live Web Cam Sluts. Nuff Said
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Amateur Gets Off on Camera
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LYNDSY FONSECA Gallery
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Betty White Brings Us Some Music MisforTUNE
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Posted in:MHD

2011

24

Sep

Lambo Bikini Girl Gets Tromboned is Today’s Viral Video of the DAy

This is my jam.

Posted in:Viral Video

2011

23

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Everytime I get drunk – I come home and want to drink more. Unfortunately that usually means hanging out with my diabetic alcoholic neighbor who I am sure is a convicted sex offender, but who makes his own whiskey moonshine shit that for some reason doesn’t make me go blind…but probably should…it’s a fucking disaster but inevitable….

I’ve been sweating out today and forget the important things I wanted to write here so here are the stepLINKS…but first the email of the day…

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Now here are the links…

Kim Delaney Wants to Bang All the Troops Or Something
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I’d Rather Bang Fergie’s Wax Figure Than Bang Fergie
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Live Sex Shows, To Make Your Weekend Count
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Women of Facebook – Volume 1
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Rihanna’s New Song to Jerk off and Cry TO
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This is What I Drink Out Of…
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Sexual Innuendos in Cartoons….
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Lohan Getting Wasted in Italy
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LOL Cat Video of the Day
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Toni Leigh is Super Sexy
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Take a Trip Aboard the Sexy Kandy Kruise
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Porn Star Charley Chase Has L.A. Firefighters in Trouble
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Adrienne Curry is Slutty in Her New Photoshoot
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Elin Nordegren Is Already Marrying Another Millionaire
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I Wonder If Bristol Palin Cant Ride a Cock Like She Rides This Mechanical Bull – VIDEO
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Free Cam Show Fun
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18 Year Old Has Some Alone Time – VIDEO
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Sexiest Sports Outfits
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You’re Gonna Wanna Be All Over This Hot Brunette
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Lindsay Lohan Adds “Gold Digging Wife Attacker” To Her Illustrious Resume
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Some Beyonce, Just Because
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Christina Milian at Her 30th Birthday Bash
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Rihanna is In Her Underpants Again
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Some Brooke Burke Hotness
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Drunk Dude is Stuck In a Fun House – VIDEO
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SKylynn She Us the Money Shot
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Jay Leno Can’t Dance and It’s Fucking Funny
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Nina and Kortney Get It On
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Top 5: The Return Of The Porno Gifs!!!
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Aoe Saldana is a Hotter Version of Jada Pinkett
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Teen Opens Up Her Pussy Lips – VIDEO
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Hottie in a Short Short Dress
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Grandmas Shotgunning Beer
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Sophia Vergara Brings the Hotness As Always
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Keifer Sutherland on the Single Worst Idea for a Show Fox Has Ever Had
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Holly Peers Goes Nuts
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Some Pippa Middleton Because Everyone Wants to Bang her
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I’d Like to Be All Over Caprice
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Britney Spears is Last Fucking Person That Should Be Giving Anyone Parenting Advice
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Maria Menounos Helps Finish Things Off
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Selena Gomez And Her Little Titties Go Bouncy In These Down Blouse Pics
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Rihanna, More Ass Grabbing And Other Sexy Shit
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How to make any woman instantly attracted to you
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Daughter of the Year
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Losing a Bed Ends With her Getting Fucked
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Girl Washing her Boobies
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Drunk Girls Pissing
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My Friend Interviews Girls – Then Fucks Them
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Dressing Room Spy
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Milf Fail
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Best Tits Ever Exposed…
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Couple Fucking in the Woods
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3 Drunk Teens on Webcam
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I Bet THis GIrl Would Be Good On a Mechanical Bull
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Grandma Getting Humped Hard
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Whore of the Ring
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Free Cam Show Fun THat I Use Every Night….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

23

Sep

Some More Kim Kardashian Honeymoon Bikini Pics of the Day

If you’re planning on killing yourself this weekend….this may help inspire you to go through with it…not that you should kill yourself, I mean even if you’re a fucking loser, fuck up, failure, criminal, pathetic like me, it’s more fun to ride it out and laugh at shit like this….because it is entertaining, disgusting, and helps remind you the world is doomed and there is comfort in that….

For a pornstar , I expected more fuck in this staged bullshit she’s using for attention because the world is starting to hate her, I’m sure it’ll come eventually….they got all kinds of obvious tricks up their sleeves…


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Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

23

Sep

Ginger Spice Tits Out Shine Rosario Dawson’s Scary Face of the Day

Here’s Geri Halliwell showing off her big old tits in a lovely dress all fancy like it’s old lady prom….an old lady prom I’d like to be at cuz apparently old ladies put out easier than high school girls…even though high school girls are pretty easy…and really who cares it’s just a set of fucking pictures that luckily out perform Rosario Dawson’s face at the same event……

Here’s Rosario Dawson’s face looking fucking weird…unlike any Rosario Dawson face I’ve seen before….What the fuck did she do to it? I guess I’ll just never get coke whore squatters turned famous thanks to the movie KIDS…literally and figuratively….


Posted in:Geri Halliwell|Rosario Dawson