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2011

13

Sep

Blake Lively in a Bikini on Set of the Day

Blake Lively was on set in a bikini…only for some reason no one has the pics of her in that bikini…but instead they bring us this as the closest thing….when really I wanted to zoom in on her bikini bottoms to see if I can see the remnants of Leonardo Dicaprio’s dried up semen she hasn’t washed from inside her vagina or it’s drip down her leg…because his penis was the golden beacon of light that brought her hope of a better tomorrow…even though she’s doin’ okay with those long legs on her own….it’s just that ever C-Lister wants an A-List scandal to give them some purpose…but more importantly every girl, famous or not, wants Leo’s cum inside them….and when they get that chance…they cherish it until it starts to smell…true story.


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2011

13

Sep

Christina Hendrick’s Ridiculous Fat Chick Tit of the Day

Fat Chick Cleavage never impresses me cuz anyone can eat donuts motherfucker…if anything I find fat chicks with no tits way crazier because it just doesn’t make any fucking sense biologically….and as I’m a titty scientist…it fascinates me….

Sure Christina Hendricks has harnessed herself in to look like she’s got a waist and curves like this was Hollywood of the 50s, but it’s not the fucking 50s, and as fun as staring at her tits pushed up to her neck is, it kinda loses it’s appeal when I visualize what she looks like naked….or in a bikini…when the straps are removed and we’re left with the true story….

But I guess showing off the tits, like fat chicks for decades before her, are a decent distraction from truth and sometimes distraction is all we need, cuz truth fucking sucks…

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2011

13

Sep

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s Great Blazer Tits of the Day

Here’s Megan Fox 2.0 who you will love not only because her name is nerdy, but because she’s in Transformers, and you can’t get enough of that shit….and more importantly, that she’s dating a middle aged bald guy, who sure, may have more money than you ever will, and who has been in movies, and has no problem getting any pussy, but who is still bald, and once you ignore his fame and fortune, that baldness gives you’re fat bald ass hope that one day you’ll find a bitch who doesn’t care about your baldness cuz she’s just likely fucking desperate for anyone to knock her up as her biological clock is tickin’ and she’s gone through everyone in your town…cuz it is safe to say the reason people like you get pussy is….is due to desperation and last resort….

Either way, here’s Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley in a pretty nice blazer, properly not obstructed by wearing a shirt under it like most bitches who don’t really get what dressing is all about….

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2011

13

Sep

Nicole Scherzinger Performing in a Mall of the Day

Hard Faced Nicole Scherzinger has finally made it….not because she’s on what may be the next big thing in TV thanks to Simon Cowell and his breakup with Ryan Seacrest, but cuz she’s all international in some of the most low level, hard bodied, bottom feeding international way…because these are pictures of her performing at a fucking mall like she was Britney Spears, or Nsync back in the 90s, when they were 14, before they were famous popstars, but on their quest to be famous popstars, working the mall circuit to get noticed by all the easy to influence suburban kids….in what is okay for a teen trying to establish themselves, but fucked up for a Pussycat Doll who miraculously sold millions of records in America, especially since UK pop music is just a sshit as her music….Either way, big moves for this twat.

Here’s an amazing video of the event….feels like we’re right there with the 8 people in attendence…this cinematography deserves an Oscar….

Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger

2011

13

Sep

Eva Longoria’s Uneven Cleavage of the Day

Eva Longoria brought out some uneven cleavage to some event and I couldn’t help but notice because I love uneven tits, if anything it’s something I look for in a girl, and I’m not talking the subtle one tit is bigger than the other, like one ball hangs lower than the other, I’m talking cup differences that are so dramatic, it’s like fucking an A-Cup from one side, and a C-Cup from the other side, you know like when you see those half man/half woman costumes in old circus footage….something new depending on what angle you hit it….it keeps shit fresh, interesting, different and it’s hard to get bored, cuz you get options…and more importantly, you will always look in amazement of how the fuck something like this happens as there is perfection in imperfection…..or not..either way these pics are funny…she’s like a tacky hispanic bitch at the hispanic awards…who thinks it’s her tacky prom she’s the tacky prom queen at…in a over the top tacky dress….

Posted in:Eva Longoria

2011

13

Sep

Michelle Williams is an Ugly Marilyn Monroe for Vogue of the Day

I never found Michelle Williams good looking, I always just assumed she was a front for Heath Ledger’s homosexuality with Jake Gyllenhaal, because she had the sex appeal of dude and to someone who wasn’t into women, but got a little drunk on set, knocking her up, leading to serious drug use, to deal with being a gay man with a pregnant chick, forced to get married, and off himself because it was too much for him to live with…..so when I saw that Vogue cast her to play out Marilyn Monroe, I knew it wouldn’t be as hot as seeing Marilyn Monroe, or even as hot as WATCHING HER FUCK IN BLUE VALENTINE ….if anything I knew it’d be comical seeing a bitch who isn’t hot trying to be sexy…..and it turns out they gave her cleavage…and it’s not nearly as bad as I wanted it to be…but that’s just because cleavage always wins me over….and here are the pics…

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2011

13

Sep

Jennifer Love Hewitt in a Tight Red Cleavage Exposing Dress of the Day

I like to laugh at Jennifer Love Hewitt for being a lot fatter than the skinny little frame with big tits that got her famous…you know because I like to point out the flaws of a girl who probably had a serious ego years ago….before the cankles caught up with her chest….but it turns out that with the right straps, harnesses, and tightness of a dress in place, she can look pretty fucking good…and that kind of movie magic, high budget wardrobe, coupled with her feelings of inadequacy cuz she can’t keep a man long enough to get pregnant to justify her body, makes her a pretty good fucking catch, all broken down and alone….and really she’s probably better than any of the trash you’ve fucked..not that that pile of rotting sandwich meat covered in cum in the corner of your bedroom is all that hard to beat when it comes to vagina copetitions….so here she is doing the Chris Deburgh in red….titties out and better than she’s been in a while all modeling and shit…I’m sure she’s thanking god for spanx…I know I am….you know on girls I look at in pictures and not girls I bring home…cuz that false marketing fucks me up when I get a bitch naked and am forced to face the truth when it’s too late to run….Luckily I have no standards….

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt

2011

13

Sep

Lucy Hale Ass in Shorts of the Day

I have a jean short fetish….and not like a gay club kid in the 90s gone roller skating kinda way…. but in a bitches look amazing no matter how fat their asses are in a short, tight, pair of jean shorts…

I don’t know who this Lucy Hale chick is, but she’s 22 and on some ABC bullshit…but more importantly she is not only wearing jean shorts…but she’s also posing with jean shorts..catering to my whole country girl, farmer’s daughter, Daisy Duke wearing, inbreeding after coming home from a bowling tournament in my small town to fuck my stepdaughter with my team in our trailer park fetish…..

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2011

13

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

The world is fucked…and I love it….I don’t know if it is the alcohol speaking but my depression…that dark place I’ve been for the last decade or two finally has light..because I’ve accepted failure…and find so much so easy to laugh at….seriously…it’s all about perspective and idiots or modern day clowns bring joy…

Here’s the latest news…..

Caught on Tape: Man Uses Stun-Gun In Fight At Jets Game
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AZ Woman Attacked Ex with Meat Cleaver
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NYPD Cop Taped Dirty Dancing at Parade
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Sammi ‘Sweetheart’ Giancola on Good Day NY
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Caught on Tape: UCF student tries to fight police at football game, loses
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Clogged toilet leads to airport security scare
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Ohio cop suspended for Fantasy Football
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Glowing cats help fight against AIDS
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Memphis Strip Clubs Lose Licenses for Drugs and Prostitution
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TN Teens Lie About Kidnapping To Get Out Of School
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Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

13

Sep

The Dude from Glee’s Ass in a Dress of the Day

Here’s that dude from Glee who may not even be a dude, but who leaves me as confused about her gender as her audience is about their sexuality…or even their gender…because Glee is single handedly the gayest experience on TV with its accepting of gays, bis, straights and trannies, and the ignorant person in me thinks that it may even be breeding the weird kids in high school to think they are fags in order to fit in cuz gay looks so fun…..

Lea Micheles is the poster girl of the shit, and her ass is poppin’ in her dress, which could be a homo experience….but then again it may also be straight…and what it all comes down to is that our world is fucked with all this confusion….but not as fucked as her face…

Here she is at some other event showing what could be tit….

Posted in:Lea Michele