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2011

22

Aug

The Girl Who Met Ricky Martin of the Day

I am tired of actual celebrities. I am more into random bitches who get their picture taken with celebrities…you know then trying to turn them into celebritites of their own….cuz I figure they are likely more interesting, less damaged, and actually human….not to mention they likely are better in bed cuz they wouldn’t be that busy looking at themselves in the mirror saying “aren’t you lucky YOU get to be with ME”….cuz that’s the kind of vapid, useless shit celebrities are…while here she is showing a little ass without being paid, provoked, encouraged, or even to advance her career and there’s nothing hotter than that….like the girl at the bar who pulls out her tit for no money or personal game but just for fun…you know cuz real chicks are better.

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2011

22

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Crackhead Tits in White at a Fake Wedding of the Day

Lindsay Lohan went to Kim Kardashian’s Porn Wedding, that was clearly a publicity stunt, because America needed their own Royal Wedding, and since America is the majority a trashy, poor, media and TV obsessed, Gossip loving, tabloid smut following, uneducated, uninspired working class….Kim Kardashian saw opportunity…not to mention her whole career was on the decline, people were getting bored and she needed to add a new layer to her lie I am so surprised people care about….cuz I’ve seen it once and I hate the shit….but I guess people are just stuck on loving what is on TV to ignore their shitty life….

I can only assume Lohan was there to take notes on how to make a comeback, since Kardashian has what she doesn’t, a following that makes her money…all based on doing porn while Lohan’s just a failed actor who was whored out by her parents as a kid…and has spent the last 10 years crying about it cuz it’s so hard being a millionaire…

The good news is that if she follows the lead of the big brown pig….we’ll all be watching her tired 23 year old vagina struggle to get wet thanks to all the medication and fake lesbianism while a black dude tries to stuff her like thanksgiving turkey….it’s the American dream….and apparently the strategy to get famous….and to some that may not be good news…but I’m the kind of guy who LOVES crackwhores…and based on these pics…Lohan fits that part.

Now someone get her an Oscar….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

22

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

Sunday night drinking brings out all the freaks. Last night we only had to deal with two….one a guy who was drinking at the bar next to me who go so fucking wasted he couldn’t stand…which was about the time he fell in love with me and thought I was the greatest….telling me how if I was horny he’d fuck me up the ass and he’s not gay….in one of the weirder goodbye’s I’ve had….he was with a chick, who claimed she was a pornstar and kept scratching her vagina under her pants and smearing that hand on random faces…before sucking her fingers…Sunday night is the holiest night in alcoholism. I feel like a new man.

Drew Barrymore is Now a World Record Holder – VIDEO
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April Takes Off Her Red Dress
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The Hottest Wives, Girlfriends, Fans and Cheerleaders of the NFL
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I Love a Good Lego Stop Animation – VIDEO
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Free Cam Shows to Cure Those Monday Blues
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5 Things You Didn’t Know About Conan the Barbarian Hottie Rachel Nichols
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Zoe Saldana is Smokin Hot in COLOMBIANA
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Playboy TV’s Badass To The Bone!
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So This is What Hot Teen Girls Do When The Are Bored Alone
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These Girls Got What You Need
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Some GF Revenge Cuz Ex Girlfriends are Usually the Devil Who Deserve Revenge After Raping Your Heart and Making You Unable to Ever Love or Trust Again….I’m not bitter.
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Some More Girlfriend in Her Panties Showing off a Fucking Hot Body
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2011

21

Aug

Lindsay Lohan’s Breakthrough Role of the Year in the New Miggs Video of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is Banksy in some shitty new video for some shitty band everyone will know with a shitty song that you probably saw the paparazzi pics of a while ago….I feel like the only thing Lohan does late night and hooded is tie black people behind her pick-up truck, and snorting heroin while crying about all that’s gone wrong….

But you know what…if I had 10,000 dollars for a video, I’d probably hire Lindsay Lohan to star in it….It’s gonna get a lot of views…and not even cuz she’s in her bra and panties in one scene….but cuz she’s Lohan…

Sure instead of Graffitti, in my video she’d be getting shit on, shitting her anorexic coke shit on random things, or at least fucked a lot…unprotected…in the dirtiest of ways…back alley…but that’s just cuz I believe art starts with penetration and scat….

What it comes down to is that it’s hysterical to see the evolutuion of her career..Fuck movies Lohan, you so good in this, you deserve a fucking Oscar…in a new category called movin down the fucking ladder into to hell breakthrough performance of the year….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

19

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I went out of my way to do a massive fucking stepLINKS post to keep you entertained for HOURS and HOURS and HOURS and HOURS – It probably has something to do with the horrible hangover and near death experience I had, but most likely has to do with me having nothing better to fucking do…I’m pathetic…and on a mission to finger hipster vagina tonight….I will take pics if it happens…but don’t count on it happening cuz it never really happens…True story…

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Here are the stepLINKS

Kirsten Dunst Talks About her Boobs
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Lindsay Lohan is Suing the Rapper Pitbull, Probably Because She Doesn’t Have a Job
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Kat Von D and Jesse James are Engaged Again in Hopes of Getting her Show Back
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An Epic Tower Jump…..
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Kat Von D Nude Portraits
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How Hunter S Thompson Paid for Drugs
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Selena Gomez Sex Offender Making Sex Faces
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Warkwick Davis in a Frog suit With Rickey Gervais is Pretty Much the Best Thing Ever – VIDEO
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Web Cam Goddesses For Your Pleasure
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Mannequin Sex: Don’t Act Like You’ve Never Done It – VIDEO
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Free Cam Shows, Cause It’s the Weekend And You Have Fuck All to Do
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Tasha Reign’s 10 Favorite Women
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Nicole Scherzinger Is A Tight Little Package
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Arianny Celeste Wins Twitter
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Katie Banks Has One Sweet Rack
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Heidi is One Hot Blonde
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Amateur and a Cucumber – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Top 40 Sports Hotties from the 90s
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There’s Boobs in the New Conan Movie – VIDEO
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Rihanna’s Hair is Back to Normal, Thank Fucking God
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Zoe Saldana is Looking Hot as Always
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Some Eva Longoria, Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Alessandra Ambrosio Hotness
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Some Lebowski Mash-Up
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Anthony Bourdain VS Paula Deen – Cage Match!
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Playground Fail X Three – VIDEO
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Alyssa and Lexi Get It On
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Maliah Michel Hotness
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How About Another Mug Shot Hall of Fame
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Francesca and Heather Get Sexy on Video
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30 Sexual Fetishes & 30 Sexual Positions In 30 Seconds
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Yeah I’d Bang Ellen Pompeo
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Lesbians Get Their Ass Fuck On
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Doutzen Kroes is Hot As Always
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Gotta Love a Rock n Roll Hottie
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Anne Hatheway is Fuckin Ugly
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Have You Seen John Stamos’ Guide to Cuddling
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Anita is Wearing Black Stockings
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Most Emabarrassing Yet Hilarious X-Box Game Yet
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Lady Gaga Ridiculousness of the Day
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Ariel is One Hot Red Head
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Jennifer Lopez = Still a Bitch
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Scarlett Johansson Gets Some Of Her Hotness Back Thanks To Dolce & Gabbana
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Blake Lively in Some Short Shorts on Set
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Who’s Lindsay Lohan Banging Now?
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Carmen Electra Knows How To Suck
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Hilary Duff, Tight Fuckable Spandex Booty
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Aubrey O’Day and Her Droopy Tits Out Slut Kim Kardashian. True Story.
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Mariachi Band Plays for a Dancing Whale
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Don’t Talk On a Phone at a Concert or the Band Loses Their Shit…..
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WEEKEND SMUT:

Watch a Hot Ass Bitch Change in Her Thong – Creep
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Dude Jerks Cums Off a 10 Story Balcony Onto A Random Walking Bitch – GENIUS
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Some Latino Bitches Topless
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Long Video of Some Dumb Bitch Becoming a Pornstar….
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Some Pretty Vile Bitch Pissing All Over the Place
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Some GF Revenge Cuz Ex Girlfriends are Usually the Devil Who Deserve Revenge After Raping Your Heart and Making You Unable to Ever Love or Trust Again….I’m not bitter.
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Some More Girlfriend in Her Panties Showing off a Fucking Hot Body
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Web Cam Goddesses For Your Pleasure
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2011

19

Aug

Celebrating Kim Kardashian’s Honeymoon With Her Vintage Sex Tape of the Day

Here’s a gif of Kim Kardashian getting fucked from her sex tape that launched her career, not because like a fine wine, this vintage gets better, but it is funny to watch because Kim Kardashian is a Pornstar who started out sucking black dick and ended up all rich and famous…..and now that she’s getting faked married, she likely will not be one again, cuz she doesn’t have to be and because she still gets paid from this one, and she loves money….so why not turn the honeymoon into the sequel…maybe they’ll call it Kim Kardashian gone white……

It is funny I can’t land advertising cuz I post this kind of shit, while she stars in this shit and has her own tv show, endorsements cuz the world is a hypocrite….

Either way, people keep watching it, probably now more than ever, making it a good archive piece of dick sucking on video work we can reflect on and cross reference, one I am sure her husband to be has referenced many times before agreeing to fake marry her after 3 months of fake dating….cuz it is good for TV ratings…

It’s just good to be reminded of her seedy, black on fat shit stain, past that apparently ended with her being a urinal…and building a really lame empire I’d like to see crash and burn…..but we don’t have that clip here…cuz it was never released when she decided to copy her friend Paris in the fame game….

May her marriage end badly and her brother kill himself for jerking off to this and feeling guilty while her dad rolls over in his grave… Cuz I wish nothing but bad things to this fucking pig…

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Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

19

Aug

Reese Witherspoon Beach pictures of the Day

I don’t have the right to post the Reese Witherspoon picture, but I figure I did a good job with the dramatization / artist rendition I decided to run with, because no matter how much she runs, she’s always got the body of a mom of 4 who likes cookies way too much…but for some reason, I assume based on horniness and the viagra…I took this morning that forced me to walk around hard and sore testicled all day….That must beit…cuz there’s no way I’d ever jerk off to this pig…except maybe today….fuck you pervert inside me who makes me want to fuck everything that moves….

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2011

19

Aug

Jennifer Love Hewitt Shows Off her Fat Ass of the Day

Here are some pics of Jennifer Love Hewitt proving that if you are dumpy but not totally obese, the right straps, harnesses and bandages, spanx and tightness in a dress can squeeze you out to look big round assed and fat tittied….with a flat stomach….a trick Kim Kardashian’s been doing for years….making me think she’s going to start dating black dudes…and if we’re lucky she’ll also do a sex tape…cuz I’m the kind of guy who is into sex tapes, at any point in a celebrities career…whether at the peak or the tail end when it’s almost too late for them…as watching people fuck is always fucking lovely….and so are these pics of Jennifer Love strapped down proper….

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt

2011

19

Aug

Kim Kardshian’s Wax Figure Should be a Sex Doll of the Day

This is so fucking obnoxious and way too skinny to be representative of Kim Kardashian, who clearly worked out a deal with the Wax Figure museum to generate some buzz about her wedding, by dressing this thing up in a wedding dress….

Not only is the size inadequate….but she’s also not on all fours, pigging out, being lazy and pretending to be working out, all while buying her own fame all while sucking black dick….

Cuz most pornstars…and SHE IS A PORNSTAR IN VIDEO don’t get wax figures, they get sex dolls or vagina molds made….So backwards and confusing….but you’d probably fuck this anyway, cuz lets face it, it is easier than fucking a real person.

If this is her fiance…all dressed up in a Tux for the media attention like Kim Kardashian’s shameless personal assistant whore….who is getting paid to play along with this whole lie….then the joke just got better…what an idiot…

Posted in:Kim Kardshian

2011

19

Aug

Rachel Bilson’s Hot Little Body in Shorts of the Day

I guess Rachel Bilson’s keeper, the guy from Star Wars, who has locked her down and brainwashed her to follow him around cuz he is the only one who understands her, fearing that she will leave him for an actual actor who wasn’t type cast and forced to retire against his will for doing Star Wars, so he locked her up in a barn in Canada….only to have him leave him then run back to him cuz that’s how brainwashing works…leading to boring fucking pictures of her in the paparazzi after boring pictures in the paparazzi…annoying me like the mormom chick I once tried to fuck who still dressed like she was still in the cult…even though she wasn’t in the cult…unable to break free…when bitch shoulda been in bikinis, flashing tit and ass, but this is a pretty good start….Good short choice bitch….I just wonder if she’s gonna get beat for this…you know for breaking the rules…making this all the more exciting…

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