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2011

15

Aug

Rose McGowan’s New Look is Interesting of the Day

I am a fan of Rose McGowan and she could get into the entire supply of botox at the medical spa, turning her face into a paralyzed, swollen, mess that looks almost like a cartoon character, or even Jon Benet Ramesy toddlers in tiara shit and I’ll still get behind her and say how fucking hot she is…because she is fucking hot and I’m not gonna let a little botched plastic surgery or overdone cosmetic procedure take away from that….even though she looks a little weirder than she used to, cuz a little swelling, allergic reaction, even accident victim shit never turned me off and I’m not gonna let it start now…

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2011

15

Aug

Halle Berry Does the Beach of the DAy

I don’t know what this lesbian wrestling shit is all about…I just know a black girl who gets off to two chicks wrestling and watches youtube videos of the shit for masturbation….in what may be one of the weirder things for a girl to get off to…but I’m kinda starting to get it….cuz seeing Halle Berry getting thrown down is hot…..but that could just be because Halle Berry’s got an amazing fucking body and as much as I point and laugh at her attempt to exploit being half black even though she was raised whiter than white in order to win awards, I will always love staring at her tits…I mean seriously…this body is fucking incredible…especially when it is getting mounted and thrown the fuck down half naked..

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2011

15

Aug

Jenna Jameson’s Still in a Bikini of the Day

I feel kinda weird posting these pictures of Jenna Jameson in the pool in a bikini…not because I think I am invading her privacy and not because she’s a classy, elegant, regal woman who is lives on the principles of Emily Post’s book on etiquette….She’s not high society, but she’s probably graced the cover of high society…a porn slut…older, retired and a mom, just enjoying a lifestyle the money her vagina’s dignity was sacrificed to afford….so if anything…I should only be really giving her any press if she was seen getting fucked on the street corner by a homeless man, or something outrageous…cuz even a “leaked sex tape” doesn’t fly with her….you know cuz we’ve all seen her fuck and fuck some more…but then the whole fact she’s in a bikini kinda makes me have no choice but to post it…but I want to make it clear…I am hardly excited by this white trash couple living a better life than me…except maybe when she gets beat up…but that’s only cuz porn chicks love being abused…it reminds them of their childhood…

Here they are practicing their synchronized swimming for the next trailer park olympics they are participating in…

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2011

15

Aug

Brooke Burke Freshly Married But Still in a Bikini of the Day

Brooke Burke is living a life of sin no more….Sex before marriage. Children out of wedlock. Awkward moments at PTA, Hyphenated names, unmarried with two sets of kids with two different dads like a bitch on welfare who lives next door to me no more.

She’s decided to make an honest woman out of herself and marry the man who has cum in her at least enough to make a couple of kids after her last marriage and before her current marriage…making this mom of 4 with what is one of the hottest bodies….officially spoken for….and luckily she’s celebrating the only way she knows how….in a bikini. Amazing.

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2011

15

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the stepNEWS cuz the things going on in the world are a substantially important thing to laugh at….

The highlight for me was the world’s biggest shower, a promotional campaign by Lynx spray, which broke the record but according to me, is a pure scam because hosing down 150 chicks in bikinis is not an actual shower, it isn’t naked enough…but it’s still greatness though, so I’m not that torn…

Here’s the rest of the news….

‘Slutwalk’ Comes To D.C.
A young woman named Carlie had the word “slut” drawn across her forehead, as she marched with about 400 people on the streets of Washington, D.C., Saturday.

Bull Leads Police on Low-Speed Chase
Washington Police spent hours on a low-speed chase trying to corral a bull on the loose.

Roslindale MA priest accused of sex abuse

Kanye West Falls on Stage During Concert – Unfortunately doesn’t die….

VIDEO: Stage Collapse Kills 5 in Indiana

Playboy Playmates Serve Lunch with PETA

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2011

15

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I spent my weekend drinking a couple of bottles of Gin…finally realizing that there is an alcohol that can fuck me up hard enough for me to run the streets shirtless scraming “Va-Gin and Tonika”….leading to making many new friends, possibly some youtube videos uploaded by on-lookers…and most importantly….an invite to a private part on a rooftop next to a trendy hotel….where we continued to drink as we watched a fat dude fucking some chick from at least 3 hours…I assume thanks to viagra…then one room was filled with gay guys, one in chaps with a penis pump and the last one was a hot girl getting dressed very fucking slowly…making my voyeur night quite genius…before the cops shut us down cuz I guess the hotel got wind of our pointing, laughing and attempts at videotaping…Good times…

Here’s some good times on the internet while I try to bring myself back to life.

Rioter Gets Blindsided
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Leanna is All Sorts of Sexy
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The 30 Fastest Hot Chicks in Sports
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Start Your Week Off Right With These Free Cam Shows
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Some Slutty Reasons That Will Make You Want to See the Glee Movie
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How NOT to Jump in a Pool
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Narco Subs: Cocaine’s Underwater Voyage – This is Crazy
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Two Girlies Get It On – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Girls, For Your Pleasure
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Stage Collapse at Indiana State Fair is Completely Terrifying
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2011

15

Aug

Heidi Klum Topless Beach Pictures of the Day

Heidi Klum is so Topless on the beach and I like it….Maybe it has to do with the fact that she was a bikini model who was on display for so long…or maybe it is cuz she’s European…or maybe it’s cuz she’s older and comfortable with her body and doesn’t really care about the on-lookers or the paparazzi seeing her tits…even if they are a little more deflated and motherly than they once were thanks to Seal knocking her up a dozen times…and really who fucking cares…she’s fucking topless on the beach again…cuz just last week, I posted THESE TOPLESS PICS meaning that this is becoming a trend, or habit and shit works for me…

Here are the amazing pics to start the happy week.

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2011

13

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I have an obsession with knowing what every woman’s vagina looks like but I have no tact, skill, or subtlety…..I’m just like “what’s your vagina look like” and either they show me, threaten me, or ignore me….If I’m lucky I get to ask them using diagrams or hand gestures, but normally it doesn’t get that advanced an interaction…it usually ends in the first few minutes….Today I asked a leathery tanned woman sitting next to me on the bus, you know typical french garbage can of a woman all orange as fuck….she just pretended not to speak english….I also asked some twenty something with her boyfriend and the boyfriend got offended like I was asking him about his vagina, which I guess I kinda was assuming that loser ever saw a vagina and really who cares about my issues…when all you’re here for is some links to click….so what are you waiting for…click em.

Ginger Spice Jumping on a Trampoline
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I knew Hulk Was Behind the Naked Brooke in a Cage Pics
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Kristen Stewart Looking Hot in W Magazine – But I may Just Be Saying that Cuz I Love Inbreds Who Fuck Their Dads…
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Web Cam Sluts Who Will Be More Than Happy to Spend the Weekend with You
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Those Who Know, Know About Pinball Number 12 – VIDEO
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I’d Like to Be All Over Ashley
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Aubrey O’Day is a Slutty Tweeter and I Like It
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The Hottest Topless Celebrity Ad Campaigns
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Olivia Wilde is So Hot It’s Insane
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Corey Feldman is Calling Out Hollywood Pedophiles and Here Is the Video
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MILF Hunters: Australia
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Free Cam Shows, SO Get Busy
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Pervert Catches Girl Next Door Getting Herself Off
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50 Hottest College Cheerleader Pics
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The Movie 30 Minutes or Less Looks Awesome Purely Based on the Fact That There Are Boobs In It
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Gwenyth Platrow is Fucking BORING, Jesus
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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It’s Been Awhile Since We’ve Seen Christina Ricci
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A Little AnnaLynne McCord
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Rachel Nichols Makes Looking Hot Look Easy
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Nina Looks Fantastic in Swimwear
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Sandy and Marley Get It On
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Crystal Lee Gets Sweaty During a Workout
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I’m Not Basketball Fan But This Dunk is Impressive – VIDEO
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Nikki and Tanja Get It On
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This Week in Celebrity Nudity
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Zoe Saldana is Leggy
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Lesbian Threesome of the Day – VIDEO
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Dubstep is Stupid and I Hate It
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Hey There Blondie
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Brooke Burke Bikini Hotness
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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More Accurate Title for the New TV Shows of Fall 2011
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Now THIS is One Delightful Ass
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Jane Fonda Wants Us All To Know That She’s Still Fucking
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Yeah I’d Bang a Pirate Hooker
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Britneay Spears Gave Pauly D a Lapdance – VIDEO
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Jessica Alba Insane Pregnancy Tits
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Dude Pissed On 11 Year Old Girl
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Nicole Scherzinger Is Kinda Like A Prostitute
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Megalyn Echikunwoke’s Ass Is Eating Her Bikini
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Jessica Alba Ready TO Drop Preganancy Pics
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2011

13

Aug

Jenna Jameson’s Bikini Ass of the Day

Jenna Jameson is in a bikini….

This is nothing to be excited about. I mean she’s a porn chick, or at least has a porn past that spans many videos that you can likely google and see her in all her glory…during her glory days…and half naked, not fucking, in a bikini looking like a bit of a zombie….

This is nothing to be impressed by, I mean unless you find it impressive that she’s got a vagina still, big and meaty and being hugged by her bikini, but a vagina nevertheless…..I mean after all the abuse she’s put it through….from childbirth to huge cock day after day….you’d expect it to be worn down and no longer much more than a mutated growth….or if you’re impressed by a damaged girl who hasn’t killed herself yet…despite how hard you would have killed yourself if you were in her position…or as much you expected her to…you know cuz she spent a few years looking like a zombie with a serious meth addiction….medicating her unhappiness…

But Jenna Jameson’s my friend, at least on Twitter, and that to me is enough reason to celebrate her amazingness…like I celebrated pictures she posted of her dead mom a few weeks ago that I masturbated to…told her about and got an LOL out of her over…

Not that it matters, here are the pics of her and her husband…who I assume isn’t the kind of guy who gets uptight about his wife’s sexually history, you know cuz he can just watch it….but then again, maybe that’s why he beats her.

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2011

13

Aug

Candice Swanepoel’s Perfect Bikini Body of the Day

I’d take the risk of HIV, since she’s from South Africa and HIV stats aren’t in her favor and exchange bodily fluids with her…I mean provided I had the chance…which I won’t cuz I’m just a creepy guy with a website….but that doesn’t change the fact that’s she’s pretty much perfection when it comes to being half naked in highly engineered and perfectly fitted bikinis…and since that’s all I’ll ever get from her…and not the HIV I’m willing to get from her…I guess I’ll have to be satisfied with that…I mean if I was a positive thinker…which I’m not…and instead this just annoys me that I’m not balls deep in this bitch…even though balls deep is nothing substantial…and is pretty laughable a concept….because guess what…my life sucks…but Candice Swanepoel’s body doesn’t…high aids rate on my face or not….now here’s the proof…

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