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2011

22

Jul

Vanessa Minnillo’s Honeymoon Pictures of the Day

I am pretty disappointed with these honeymoon pics of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo …who I just assumed were already married…cuz he’s been with her since Jessica Simpson was skinny, which seems like a lifetime ago…

The reason being that before they were even married…back when they were dating…dude got caught slamming her from behind in Mexico…and I was kinda hoping for them to upstage their last performance…but she’s still in a bikini and that is worth looking at…

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2011

22

Jul

Rihanna Hustles Them Tits of the Day

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Here’s Rihanna showing off a set of tits that are straight out of a National Geographic from the late 60s I used to jerk off too…All pancaked and tribal…like they’ve never seen a bra…but are perfect to store fire wood and other supplies under cuz they keep a snug fit or some shit…

It kinda scares me, in a man with tits, dressed up like a woman, cuz it’s part of his orange haired clown at the kids birthday party gone wrong act that never really became a hit…But I’ll still stare at the shit. No racist…cuz tits are tits whether they look good to titty fuck, or make you hungry for Ihop or not….

Here are Rihanna’s shit tits…all pectorial and spread out…sagging in some weirdness you probably like…

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2011

22

Jul

Pippa Middleton in Tight Shorts of the Day

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I would love Pippa Middleton’s daddy issues dripping off my dick…You know all that inner torment that comes from being second to your sister who went off and married a future king…making anyone she ever dates look like some kind of fucking loser…always feeling inadequate in the family’s eye “why can’t you be more like kate, I mean Duchess Katherine, she sold her soul for the monarchy and all you’ve done is jogged in spandex short”….I am sure those emotional issues lead to great fucking head….

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2011

22

Jul

Heidi Klum Tries to Save Fat People of the Day

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Heidi Klum’s amazing bikini/lingerie model tits have disappeared…I blame Seal for turning her into a baby factory who needs all the resources in her body, like some kind of cancer patient, or car accident victim to restore all the damage that’s been done to her pussy by his big black german S&M loving, shit and piss eating Dick…..and the first casualty is always the tits, or maybe she’s taking this running thing way too seriously, and shit’s just melted off cuz it’s always the first to go when bitches decide to start working out, leading me to think she’s better off eating estrogen and hormones in the food than promoting this running shit…cuz personally, I like my 40 year old ex models bustier than this…we should start an intervetion….

Either way, here she is trying to change fat people….like the Nazi she’s meant to be..typica german…all population controlling and pragmatic…. seeking the master race one where fat people don’t exist..kinda scary if you ask me…Hitler Klum…

Here’s the bonus – maybe she’s pregnant a 30th time pic for you weirdos who like freakishly fertile people…

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2011

22

Jul

Leelee Sobieski Titties in a Shirt of the Day

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There’s one thing I know about Leelee Sobieski and that is that she’s stacked…Such big tits on such a long lean frame…that never really embraced being semi-famous….and never really took advantage of nude scenes or vagina flashes…I mean all she really gave us was some bikini action

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2011

22

Jul

Paz De La Huerta Does Some Walking of the Day

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Posting pictures of Paz de la Heurta is almost ridiculous…considering all the times I’ve psosted her naked…you know from early obscure model shit to her thick 1920s hooker bush in Boardwalk Empire, a show that’s coming back on soon….but I guess I’m using these pics as a reminder or excuse to link back to her nudity and bush…cuz I kinda like her..probably cuz she looks like a hard faced crack addicted prostitute straight out of prison…….who has seen her fair share of genitals…just my type..

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2011

22

Jul

Caprice Does Some Yachting of the Day

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I don’t really know who Caprice is, but apparently I’ve Posted Pics of her Box Before ….and the name does kinda remind me of some mid 90s shit….and here she is on some Yacht…exciting stuff….people living better lives than us we’ve never heard of…fucking awesome….

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2011

22

Jul

Kaley Cuoco Does The Wonder Woman of the Day

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Oh god…Comicon’s started….that means tons of low level, nerd targeted actors are going to be dressed in nerd and comic book costumes…cuz it’s the easiest way to make a nerd cum in his nerd pants…I mean that and holding his nerd hand…but who wants to deal with that layer of nerd virgin semen….

I am not a comic book fan, friend, lover, or collector. I hate the shit, and prefer real life, not aspirational characters I wish I was like so that girls would sleep with me and my spandex suit cuz I save the fucking world and can turn nipples to ice and stop time and shit…

It is stupid to me…but it is such a huge market, these people are loyal fucking consumers, so if I maybe it is stupid of me for not being at the event causing raukus….but my fear of these virgin loser collectors coupled with my severe lack of motivation keep me here…

Here’s Kaley Cuoco from that nerd TV show, dressed in nerd shit, hopefully keeping them top rated, thanks to the nerds….

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2011

22

Jul

Kate Upton Bikini Stare of the Day

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I just noticed this three week old Kate Upton Interactive Staring Contest video for Sobe…a marketing campaign that has been huge for them…I’ve already posted her having the Staring contest with random dudes, but they took it to the next step and made her talk to us and act like she’s in the room with us….and that’s just some clever shit…..

You know mainly cuz people love Kate Upton’s youthful developed tits…..if anything she’s the biggest fucing deal in big tit modeling….while I am a cynic and just see a future fat chick, cuz I know the rest of her will catch up with them tits…it always happens that way….but luckily I’m all for not worrying about the future, and living in the moment, hence the reason I am in debt, i drink my face off and have no sense of responsibility….especially when it involves staring at tits….cuzany excuse to stare at a bitches tits to sell drinks works for me.

Sobe should be paying me for this…motherfuckers sucked me in with the tits…cuz I hate giving out free advertising….but i love big tits…Sobe is officially the worst….they just manipulated me and that’s unethical…

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2011

22

Jul

Webcam Star of the Day

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I went to the strippers for the first time in what feels like forever and I think I’ve finally grown out of it.

The amount of work it takes to get one of those bitches, who for some reason always thinks they are celebrities on Jersey Shore, in some tacky obnoxious way, maybe cuz dudes gawk at them all day and they think it’s got to do with them and not the fact that they are getting naked…is ridiculous.

The money you spend on a drink is ridiculous.

The patrons you are forced to sit next to are ridiculous.

I’d rater save my 40 bucks and spend it shaving a street whore before eating her out…

Or more likely watch a webcam girl in action, where I won’t get kicked out for wanting to get of to her naked…and between you and me, even though it’s just me here….the girl on these free cam sites are way better looking and you get about as much out of them as the bitches at the strip club, except for better shows and it’s free….

So, I’ve been desensitized from the internet once again…cuz I remember 20 years ago, I’d get hard just watching girls on stage in their clothes…it’s hardly that exciting anymore…

Today’s webcam star is Sara Slender …She is 23 from the USA and looks like she’s a pro cam girl…you know probably even a stripper at night…she’s got the fake tits, the cheesy set, the plastic wrapped keyboard for hygiene and that’s okay, this is strippers the next generation that you can jerk off to …which already makes them better than strippers..

Sure, I am all for the natural tit amateurs with a webcams who don’t do it for money…but instead for perversion, gratification, attention….all amazing things… I realize that stripper looking bitches with better bodies than the strippers deserve love too…by masturbating to them cuz this is their job….and are since they are still bitches getting naed you can jerk off to in the privacy of your own home, or anywhere with a wifi hotspot…where bouncers can’t kick you out and they can’t get mad at you for trying to eat them out on stage….and that’s an ideal situation…and more importantly, they masturbate on camera…while they just pretend to in the lamest way at the stripclub…

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