2011
22
Jul
I don’t really know who Caprice is, but apparently I’ve Posted Pics of her Box Before ….and the name does kinda remind me of some mid 90s shit….and here she is on some Yacht…exciting stuff….people living better lives than us we’ve never heard of…fucking awesome….
Posted in:Caprice
2011
22
Jul
Oh god…Comicon’s started….that means tons of low level, nerd targeted actors are going to be dressed in nerd and comic book costumes…cuz it’s the easiest way to make a nerd cum in his nerd pants…I mean that and holding his nerd hand…but who wants to deal with that layer of nerd virgin semen….
I am not a comic book fan, friend, lover, or collector. I hate the shit, and prefer real life, not aspirational characters I wish I was like so that girls would sleep with me and my spandex suit cuz I save the fucking world and can turn nipples to ice and stop time and shit…
It is stupid to me…but it is such a huge market, these people are loyal fucking consumers, so if I maybe it is stupid of me for not being at the event causing raukus….but my fear of these virgin loser collectors coupled with my severe lack of motivation keep me here…
Here’s Kaley Cuoco from that nerd TV show, dressed in nerd shit, hopefully keeping them top rated, thanks to the nerds….
Posted in:Kaley Cuoco
2011
22
Jul
I just noticed this three week old Kate Upton Interactive Staring Contest video for Sobe…a marketing campaign that has been huge for them…I’ve already posted her having the Staring contest with random dudes, but they took it to the next step and made her talk to us and act like she’s in the room with us….and that’s just some clever shit…..
You know mainly cuz people love Kate Upton’s youthful developed tits…..if anything she’s the biggest fucing deal in big tit modeling….while I am a cynic and just see a future fat chick, cuz I know the rest of her will catch up with them tits…it always happens that way….but luckily I’m all for not worrying about the future, and living in the moment, hence the reason I am in debt, i drink my face off and have no sense of responsibility….especially when it involves staring at tits….cuzany excuse to stare at a bitches tits to sell drinks works for me.
Sobe should be paying me for this…motherfuckers sucked me in with the tits…cuz I hate giving out free advertising….but i love big tits…Sobe is officially the worst….they just manipulated me and that’s unethical…
Posted in:Kate Upton
2011
22
Jul
I went to the strippers for the first time in what feels like forever and I think I’ve finally grown out of it.
The amount of work it takes to get one of those bitches, who for some reason always thinks they are celebrities on Jersey Shore, in some tacky obnoxious way, maybe cuz dudes gawk at them all day and they think it’s got to do with them and not the fact that they are getting naked…is ridiculous.
The money you spend on a drink is ridiculous.
The patrons you are forced to sit next to are ridiculous.
I’d rater save my 40 bucks and spend it shaving a street whore before eating her out…
Or more likely watch a webcam girl in action, where I won’t get kicked out for wanting to get of to her naked…and between you and me, even though it’s just me here….the girl on these free cam sites are way better looking and you get about as much out of them as the bitches at the strip club, except for better shows and it’s free….
So, I’ve been desensitized from the internet once again…cuz I remember 20 years ago, I’d get hard just watching girls on stage in their clothes…it’s hardly that exciting anymore…
Today’s webcam star is Sara Slender …She is 23 from the USA and looks like she’s a pro cam girl…you know probably even a stripper at night…she’s got the fake tits, the cheesy set, the plastic wrapped keyboard for hygiene and that’s okay, this is strippers the next generation that you can jerk off to …which already makes them better than strippers..
Sure, I am all for the natural tit amateurs with a webcams who don’t do it for money…but instead for perversion, gratification, attention….all amazing things… I realize that stripper looking bitches with better bodies than the strippers deserve love too…by masturbating to them cuz this is their job….and are since they are still bitches getting naed you can jerk off to in the privacy of your own home, or anywhere with a wifi hotspot…where bouncers can’t kick you out and they can’t get mad at you for trying to eat them out on stage….and that’s an ideal situation…and more importantly, they masturbate on camera…while they just pretend to in the lamest way at the stripclub…
Webcams win.
Posted in:Webcam Star
2011
22
Jul
I went to the casino. I lost the 20 dollars I started with because I am a loser. It was my last 20 dollars. Also because I am a loser. The elderly Asian woman I was next to wasn’t down in me eating her out after I offered when I saw she had won 900 dollars. I’ve always wanted to be a whore, you know to relate to the bitches I hang out with, stare at in public, masturbate to, etc….cuz I am a loser…
Follow friday me on twitter, cuz I am a loser, but you won’t cuz I am a loser.
Here is my mourning hangover dump and remember a Martini shouldn’t be dirty if it is Gin, cuz it will taste like shit….and possibly prison rape your stomach in some kind of toilet mess I’m dealing with right now….
pic Wedgie Wins a Fight! – VIDEO
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The 15 Funniest Sports-Related Videos on the Web
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Free Cam Shows To Keep You Busy For the Weekend
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Champagne Nut Shot – VIDEO
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When Did Leelee Sobieski Get Hot?
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Sexy Sluts You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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Curvy Amateur Shows Off Her Boobs and Pussy
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Sofia Vergara’s Hottest Pics
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4 Career Alternatives for Lindsay Lohan Now That She is Broke
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Posted in:MHD
2011
21
Jul
This was sent into me today….apparently taken right outside a club of a partygoer who got so drunk she shit herself…It’s an urban legend I’ve heard before, you know where girls get so wasted they shit themselves, but I’ve never really experienced outside the club like this. It’s one of those “woulda rather woke up in a black guys apartment with a ripped asshole and no evidence of used condoms” cuz I was so wasted…but I guess it really happes…the proof here is in the pudding…Disgusting.
Other eventful things that happened today and that are hardly eventful are:
An old Bitch said “Stay Cool”…I said ” Bitch, I was born cool, that’s not gonna ever change”…then i realized she was talking about the heat wave…
Some gay jogger was talking to a woman on the side of the road topless, after what looked like a jog cuz he was was wearing jogging shorts, but you can never tell with the gays….and mid coversation, he took his towel and started drying off his sweaty fucking balls, like it wasn’t a big deal…I’m talking towel up short leg mid conversation…now I know why they are more prone to aids…
My pubic hair pageant hasn’t had one entry…proving yet again my ideas are stupid and no one likes them…
That’s why I get my revenge by fingering crackwhores hard…I’m talking juices or whatever that substance is….maybe pussy or disease, piss or impending death…dripping off my wrists….not washing my hands…and encouraging strangers to shake my hand, lend me a pen or anything else that will transfer my disgusting onto them…It’s always a good laugh…
If you’re looking for other good laughs…here are the stepLINKS…that will expose you to everything I didn’t post but could have if I wanted to…but figure it is easier to link other people who already did it…ya heard?
Minka Kelly is In Tight Pants and Shooting a gun
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Katie Holmes Looks Fantastic When She’s Photoshopped to Look Nothing Like Katie Holmes
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Live Sex Shows to Make a Hot Day Even Hotter
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How About Some Playboy TV, Even Though Hef Peaked in the 60s…
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How About Some Kardashian Family Photos
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Scarjo Has New Cock
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Parking Fail That is Probably Done by a Woman Because they Can’t Drive
(And Yes, I Expect Your Hate Mail)
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Surviving A Friends With Benefits Relationship
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You vs. Kate Upton: Bikini Stare Down
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Seriously, What. The. Fuck. is Lady Gaga Talking About?
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Free Cam Shows, From me to You
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Amateur Chicks Eat Pussy for the First Time – VIDEO
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60 Most Cringe Inducing Nut Shots in Sports
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Britneay Spears Has a Fart Problem and This is Probably the Best Photo Ever to Prove It
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Heidi Klum is Topless Again
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Jennifer Aniston, Cause It’s a Slow Day
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Courtney Stodden is Such a Piece of Fucking Trash – VIDEO
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Pam Anderson’s New Lingerie Line Means Some Pam Anderson Photos
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Bar Refaeli is Still Hot as Hell
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Nikki Rhodes is a Big Titted Red Head
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Kim Kardashian is Suing Old Navy Because They Used Some Bitch That Looks Just Like Her in Commericals and The Funny Part Is This Slut is Also Banging Her Ex Reggie Bush
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Fire Table Stunt FAIL – VIDEO
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Drunk Sluts Get It On – GALLERY
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Kimmy Max is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Teenage Killer Who Hammered His Parents To Death Blames Rap Music, Ecstasy And The Devil For His Crime
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Mickey Graham and Kylee Reese Get It On
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Women More Likely To Sext, New Book Claims
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Zoe Saldana & Jaimie Alexander Are Looking Hot at the Captain America Premiere
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Horny Lezzies in the Kitchen
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How to: Cross the Street in vietnam
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Hipster Cutie in Short Skirt
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Sophie Monk is Slutty as Always
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Sexy Web Cam Teen Gets Naked
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Eva Longoria Looks Like Shes Taking a Dump Hahahahah
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Slut on the Back of a Motorcycle in WAY to Short of a Skirt – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Aixia in a Ray of Light
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10 of the Greatest Movie Sidekicks of All Time
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How About Some Kitti Kotoure?
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Mila Kunis Has a Butt Double
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2011
21
Jul
If you don’t find this Ivana Trump Panty Flash hot, there is something seriously wrong with you…She’s a billionaire ex model, she has had Donald Trump cum in her at least 3 times, she is a grandmother, who pays younger men to dirty fuck her cuz she can afford to, and her vagina has had Ivanka in it…
.I mean I can smell the class on this shit from here…I’m thinking going down on her would be the closest you could get to licking gold bars and diamonds…a leathery mess that probably loks like a crime scene of amazing…and when it is all said and done….I think I just came…
Posted in:Ivana Trump
2011
21
Jul
Here’s some Kim Kardashian fat midget ethnic Jersey Shore looking tit cuz I know she’s on her final stage of her fame….and figure we should take it in when we can…cuz, fingers crossed, she won’t exist in 5 to 10 years from now, cuz that’s where talentless, trash who milk the media and for some reason it works belong…unknown…
She’s a dump of a person, which would explain why her black boyfriend pissed on her like the urinal she is in their sex tape….
Which reminds us that she really is nothing but a porn star who conned us….and the chances of her revisiting boring sex is always likely….because girls like this always had money, so they don’t do it for money, they do it to have people look at them and the attention….
But today, we’re stuck with a short fat body in a push-up bra, cuz that’s the fat girl move, since it’s all they have going for them….I mean other than the daily nasty shits they take…but who really wants to look a that…
Posted in:Kim Kardashian
2011
21
Jul
I prefer a time when she hadn’t quite made it…you know when she wasn’t the new Megan Fox…when she was just some up and coming model who had one or two seasons with corporate monsters Victoria’s Secret, who I assume these pictures are for, cuz even with her big famous movie star career, they probably still own her and may even be behind the shit to make their campaigns more high profile, cuz that’s what owning 90 percent of the the underwear market in the world is all about….you know since we’ve been told we need to wear underwear and that underwear needs to be clean leading to drawers full of the shit…that I won’t buy into…cuz I know how these kinds of scams work….you know cavemen didn’t wear underwear, why should we…they just want us to consume…when really our natural scents are erotic….
That said, I also prefer when she’s showed her nipple modeling toples ….cuz This hollywood shit has made her boring….
Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely
2011
21
Jul
Girls don’t rush to wear white pants like this unless they pretty much know they aren’t about to have their period. So either Eva Longoria’s pregnant, or on that weird shot bitches get for their birth control that stops their period, or maybe she’s got a meth addiction, or is an anorexic who doesn’t get her period, or Eva Longoria’s just finished her period…..all all this Longoria vagina bleeding talk has made me hungry for a burger…or maybe as a tribute to our Mexican roots, a taco…even though she’s about as Mexican as the Mexican food they sell up here, cuz her pants aren’t the only thing that’s white, but so is her fucking soul….and pretty much everything about her princess cunt….
Now stare at her ass.
Posted in:Eva Longoria
