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2011

11

Jul

Webcam Star of the Day

A reader sent in today’s webcam star, because he’s a fucking pervert like all of us and he hits up the webcam sites to pass time cuz life without a webcam site is very non-nude…..or expensive to get nude….

Her name is BRLYLEGAL, she’s 18 and part of the trend of slutty 18 year old girls getting naked on the internet as she discovers her sexuality and in efforts to get famous. This is the Lindsay Lohan/Paris Hilton/Kim Kardashian era, everyone is equipped with digital cameras, they see porn as a way to get ahead, they are far more sexual and better at fucking than when I was 18 and only 1 or 2 girls I knew were putting out easy….and those girls were in there 30s and one was mentally and physically handicapped and kinda took whatever you gave her and never said no….cuz luckily I don’t speak mentally retarded and a series of gurgles and bites don’t count.

We’re in the era of the happy to masturbate, happy to get naked, happy to fuck, happy for everyone to watch me, happy to be 18, bedroom slut…and it really reminds us how much we have to live for…cuz its only gonna get sluttier from here….

I’m not posting her nudes, in the event she lied about being 18, cuz some of these girls are 25 and look young, while others are actually just young and lie about being 18..so you gotta be careful when dealing with people who call themselves BRLYLEGAL, so that you don’t end up in jail or in a long drawn out court battle….


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2011

11

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

And just when you thought the stepNEWS was gone cuz no one really liked it…It’s back in full throttle…It is entitled to a summer vacation, even though I am not.

So here I am, doin’ the Peter Jennings.

Man Files Lawsuit For HIV Misdiagnosis…When it comes to HIV, get a second opinion….
A D.C. man says he walked around for five years thinking he was HIV-positive when he was actually not. Terry Hedgepeth says he was misdiagnosed in 2000 by the Whitman-Walker Clinic.

Heidi Montag Dishes on “Famous Food” – Even though this is hardly news….but I’d rather squeeze it in here than give this trash her own post….she’ll do anything that gets her on tv….

Heidi Montag is starring in VH1’s new reality show called “Famous Food, ” in which she and six other celebrities compete for a partnership in a hot new restaurant. On Thursday Heidi talked to us about doing the show and her experience working in her parents’ fine dining restaurant as a teenager.

Behold, the man-gagement ring
It’s a hot new jewelry trend, but it’s not for women. It’s for guys who want to show everyone they’re off the market. So, would you wear a “man-gagement ring?”

NYC Store Bans Drunk Puppy-Buying
There’s drunk dialing and drunk texting, but now there’s drunk puppy-buying.

Man Arrested, Caught With Blow-Up Doll and he Looks lIke Someone Who Would Have Sex With Sex Doll in Public

A man was arrested after police say they found him “attempting sexual relations” with a blow-up doll at a late night adult store in Woodbridge.

Caught on Tape: The Human Home Run
Dave “The Bullet” Smith went deep, launching himself 195 feet over the wall for the first ever Human Home Run.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

11

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Who cares about my weekend? No seriously does anyone even know I exist? Just curious….not cuz I actually care….It’s just makes me wonder if I should bother writing captions on bullshit…or if I should use my brain power on better things like addiction….I got one email in the last 72 hours…I am pretty sure your grandmother gets more emails than that and she doesn’t run a top 2500 site in the USA….but at least that email was some 19 year old asking me what makes an ugly vagina, my answer – if it has a penis.

Here’s some morning hangover links to site with more staff, cuz today was one of those days I thought I might die if I get out of bed…and this weekend was one big blur of bikinis, cheap wine, hot weather, sun stroke and public masturbation that didn’t count cuz I didn’t get to completion….

I Need Some Instant Liposuction
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The Sexiest Wives and Girlfriends of the Baseball All Stars
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Because Mondays Suck For All Of Us
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Snookie Looks Awfully Comfortable With That in Her Mouth
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Now That’s How You Make Good Use of Water Balloons
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Sluts That Do Their Job Proper
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She’s One Frisky Teen
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The 15 Hottest Pop Stars Throughout History
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FREE WILLIE NELSON!!!!
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Posted in:MHD

2011

11

Jul

Sara Jean Underwood Tits for Some Nerd Shit of the Day

This Playboy trash gone nerd hybrid shit really fucks with my head. I don’t get it.

I thought the young trash hef bought implants for were supposed to get business cards that read “future “wife”, and together star on a show where 4 trashy girls compete for his attention, while spending their expense accounts living a way better life than any stripper could….in som e Playboy used to be cool, edgie, classy and innovative, where hot girls wanted to be seen naked, cuz it was making a statement and now it’s just gutter, bottom feeding garbage that’s about tras that’s already getting naked prior to being in the mag…..

I didn’t think she was supposed to be Olivia Munn’s replacement, talking nerd shit, not getting fully naked, and really not being all that much more than the tits that partner up with the virgin loser content….

But maybe that’s just cuz I haven’t taken the time to get to know the inner workings of this slut who just wants to host TV and who used getting naked from Playboy to get her out of her child molesting home…cuz I’m only intested in seeing pictures of her hot bald pussy…and not pics of this nerd shit…

But I’m posting it anyway…but you’re better off googling her pre-implant nude pics….she was more naked, less cheesy….much hotter.

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2011

08

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s the weekend. Fuck you.
It’s the weekend. Go outside.
It’s the weekend. Send me pics of girls tanning in their bikinis.
It’s the weekend. I’m drunk.

Here are my stepLINKS….

I get a Kick Out of these Creepy Michelle Rodriguez Boyfriend Pics
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Celebrity Planking Pics….
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Jennifer Aniston is on All Fours Like the Whore You’d Expect her To Be You Know Since She’s Slept with the World She’s Bound to get on all Fours…or maybe she’s slept with the world cuz she doesn’t…who cares
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Mariah Carey’s Face Has Coke Bloat – No Wait…That’s Just Fatness
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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS FACE?!
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Web Cam Sluts to Share Your Weekend With
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Ping Pong Insanity – VIDEO
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Who’s That Girl? Meet “The Ward” Actress Lyndsy Fonseca
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Avril Lavigne Still LooksLike a 12 Year Old
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Rosie Jones Posts Four Way Titty Action on Facebook
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Free Cam Shows You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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Amateur Sluts Go At It
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The 25 Hottest Athletes in Action (w/ Video)
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Kate Moss Topless Throwback
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I’m Not Feeling This Whole Evan Rachel Wood With Short Hair Thing
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Gisele Bundchen is Working Out Her Hot Body
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Housewives Star, Sonja Morgan Is Bankrupt
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Eva Longwhoria Cause It’s Been Awhile
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How Fucking Insane Would It Be If Casey Anthony Went on Jerry Springer?
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Fucking Idiot Shoots Himself – VIDEO
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Man Crawls Out of Giant Vagina
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10 Celebs to Add to the Bad Girls Club List
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Hayley and Charlie Get It On
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Jaelyn Fox Pornstar Interview
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How About Some Cheryl Cole?
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Lesbian School Secret is Out
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Megan Fox – Armani Beauty Interview – VIDEO
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I Wanna Stalk This Acoustic Hottie
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Michelle Hunziker’s Tight Bikini Body
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lightning Strikes the Caylee Anthony Memorial and the Christians are Having a Field Day With how God Factors in All of this
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Little Kid Does Awesome thriller Dance on the Jumbotron
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Yeah I’d Bang Ciara
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A Collection of Summer Sluts
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Jessica Alba Pregnant Tits
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Rachel Bilson Short Shorts
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Sweet Young Kendall Jenner In A Tiny Bikini
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Miley Cyrus, Leather Clad Crotch Down Under
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Rumer Willis Lets Her Tits Fly
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Taylor Momsen Getting All Lesbo On Stage. Very Hot!
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Lady Gaga Hasn’t Died Yet….But She Still Looks Ridiculous…
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Weston Cage’s Wife is Pregnant and She Was Also Drunk When She Kicked His Ass
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

BONUS – Watch GIrls Suck and Fuck and Finger on Cam
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2011

08

Jul

Lots of Model Titties for Purple Magazine of the Day

Here is an assortment of model tit….apparently Edita Vilkeviciute, Magdalena Frackowiak, Eniko Mihalik, Sabrina Nait,
Anais Pouliot, Lauren Young, Dree Hemingway & Jacquelyn Jablonski are in the shit…

I don’t know which model is which, I just know these bitches are getting slutty, topless, showing bush for Terry Richardson. I don’t know when these pics are from, I just know they are from a Purple Magazine photoshoot.

I don’t feel like anyone is on the site, because it is summer and nice outsite, but also because no one reads this site to begin with, or cares about the site, so I’m going drinking.

You can figure out why I posted them if you haven’t already…and if you need a clue it’s got something to do with whores showing tits for money and noteriety….cuz tits and whores are my favorite…especially when disguised as a “model”…what a joke….

I’m sure you can figure the rest out on your own…

Posted in:Anais Pouliot|Dree Hemingway|Edita Vilkeviciute|Eniko Mihalik|Jacquelyn Jablonski|Lauren Young|Magdalena Frackowiak|Sabrina Nait

2011

08

Jul

Kardashian Underage Erotica of the DAy

No, that’s not the picture in questions, that’s the older sister, cuz I’ll only post Taylor Momsen erotica on this site….

But it turns out that the Kardashians are whoring out their younger daughters, the second generation of Kardashians, who are actually not Kardashians at all, but Jenners, if that really matters…by putting pictures of them in their bikinis up on the internet, which is always the wise choice when uploading things to the internet, you know cuz it isn’t the place where perverts congregate and do all their seedy shit as anonymously as possible….not that the Kardashians care…they are tacky, obvious and in it to fucking win it any way they can…without real concern for how fucked up this 14 year old is gonna be when the fad blows over and the kardashian hype disappears leaving her feeling like it is her fault, inadequate, “Why can’t I have big sister Kim’s fame” which translates nicely into “Porn Career”…..

The world is a sleazy place….and the sleaze keeps getting younger and younger….thanks to dirty armenian porn peddling….

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2011

08

Jul

Kate Middelton’s Royal Upskirt of the Day

A ass flash is so much classier when it’s officially Royal and has a british accent.

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Posted in:Kate Middleton

2011

08

Jul

Victoria Beckham’s Pregnant Slut Gut of the Day

David Beckham posted this picture of Victoria Beckham on his facebook. She’s about as ready to drop as she’s gonna get cuz her celebrity c-section to protect her pussy from further damage with kid number 4 is scheduled this weekend…..I wish he was a little more considerate and posted a picture of her uterus juiced pussy crowning…cuz a crowning pregnant chick makes for a tight asshole and the contractions make her better than sex toy…

Posted in:Victoria Beckham

2011

08

Jul

Megan Fox Proves She has Wrinkles and Doesn’t Use Botox????…of the Day

Here is Megan fox proving she doesn’t use botox by showing off a mutant forehead….

This is ridiculous. I can’t believe I am posting this shit.

I’ve never seen a face do anything like this…I mean shit looks Klingon and you probably like that….and it looks vaginal…and I kinda like that…cuz I’m always down for a good forehead fuck…but this is unnatural whatever the fuck it is…and really why would anyone care about anything Megan Fox…unless it involves her naked in movies trying o make a comeback.

She sucks.

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