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2011

29

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Vs. Megan Fox – Who Would You Rather?
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The 50 Hottest Women Wearing the Hottest Sneakers
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Kim Kardashian’s Ass is Getting Married
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Emma Watson Nudes Are on the Market….
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Kelly Osbourne is a Dreadful Model
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Watch These Sluts Take It Off
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Goal Post Double Wedgie Nutshot. Oh Yeah You Read That Right – VIDEO
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Minka Kelly is Perfection
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Is Anybody Really Surprised That Charlie Sheen Did Steroids
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Free Cam Shows, From Me to You
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College Girl Self Fisting – VIDEO
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100 Best Cheerleader Pics Ever
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Panty Upskirt
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More Pippa Middleton
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WTF Photo of the Day
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This Hannah Marks Chick is Kinda Trashy Casual and I Like It
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Kim Kardashian Crazy Cleavage
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Meet Sarah Vandella
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Karen Carreno Knows How to Rock a Bikini
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The Ultimate Archive: Abbie Cornish’s Hottest Pics
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Lexi Tyler Goes Solo
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Kate Gosselin is a Fucking Harpee – PHOTO
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Kristina James is Curvey
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North Korea Shuts Down Universities And Puts Students To Work On Farms
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Girl on Girl Orgy Video of the Day
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Watch Sasha Grey In Eminem’s New Video, Space Bound
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How About Some Camilla Belle?
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Jasmine and Her Friend Get It On
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Japan’s Tsunami Captured by a Camera in a Car
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Hipster Girl in a Polka Dot Dress
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Melissa Satta Rocks a Bikini Proper
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Latin Web Cam Slut
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jersey Shore Sluts
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Hot Blonde Dominika
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Pam Anderon Should Be Thanking the Photoshop Gods
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Kate Upton in Lingerie
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Striptease of the Day
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Kim Kardashian, Bouncy Tits In New York
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Costanza Caracciolo Sweet Young Italian Ass In Thong Bikini
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Kristen Stewart Nice Tight Ass In Spandex
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Michelle Hunziker Shows Off Her Sweet Ass In These Bikini Pics
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Glen Beck Is A TOTAL douche
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2011

29

Jun

Kirsten Dunst Old School Vagina Flash of the Day

GUESS THE VAGINA!!!

I don’t know when this picture is from, but it’s pretty much concluded a day filled with vagina on this site….From Webcam Star’s Unicorn of Perfection Pussy….>TO Amber Rose’s Hip Hop Whore Using Two Fingers to Make Her Pussy Look Skinny and Tight Pussy….To these Kirsten Dunst I don’t know what the fuck this haggard crack whore looking disaster is hiding in her underwear pic….I don’t know when it is from, but I know I am happy a fucking celebrity bitch finally pulled this move again…it’s been too long since the last getting out of a car panty/pussy flash…Celeb sluts are all over it…so it’s a nice throwback to what we once had…Cuz some of us have a hard time moving on…

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2011

29

Jun

Kate Upton Chubby Bikini Spokesperson Staring Contest for SoBe of the day

People get so mad at me when I talk about how fate Kate Upton is going to be, cuz who cares about the future today, let’s fixate on her 18 year old huge sloppy tits half naked, doing the best they can before it’s too late and the rest of her catches up to them….It’s just a matter of time, and really she already is starting to show signs of what’s to come…eventually photoshop won’t be able to fix her and she’ll end up in the trailer park so many other hot busty young girls end up in when the asses catch up….

I woulda lost this staring contest cuz I’d be too fixated on watching her belly getting bigger and bigger by the second…cuz that’s what’s happening…

But live in the now and respect SoBe’s marketing efforts, cuz everyone’s posting this SoBe shit….which is exactly why they paid the bitch…but I advise you to never drink it…cuz that would be giving into them…and we don’t need to do that….

She’s too young to have tits like this…it is unnatural and whether it is the hormones in the food I’ve come to love and appreciate or not…she’s on a limited timeline….I am sure of it.

Here’a another one….

Posted in:Kate Upton

2011

29

Jun

Uncensored Amber Rose Pics of the Day

Here are the uncensored Amber Rose vagina pictures. I posted the shitty censored ones yesterday I expected her hip hop whore pussy to be way more mangled…I’m almost disappointed that it’s not…but then again who is Amber Rose again? There’s no difference than looking at any chick naked….she’s not a celebrity…this is staged…intentional….a cry for attention…

Two fingers? I took her for more of a double fister….

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2011

29

Jun

Webcam Star of the Day

Her name is Candice88. She’s 25, from New Zealand, claims she is a dancer, and has what may be the most swollen outter lip pussy I have ever seen. Shit is so coinslotted, that it looks like a fucking cartoon drawing of what a pussy is supposed to look like, just a slit, unlike every other pussy in the worth with all that clit and meat and other vagina shit I like but still would probably photoshop out if I had to enter it in a pussy contest….cuz everyone wants a fucking coinslot…and not a fat chick who is so fat her vagina gets swallowed by fat coinslot….a real coinslot…it’s like the unicorn of pussy…it hardly exists…most pussy looks like it is throwing up or sticking its tongue out at you…so today I saw thaat unicorn of pussy.

I didn’t see her face, her tits, her body, it was strictly a vagina masturbating show….

The highlight in the chat room was:

RUB THAT CLIT HELP YOU INSERT MOORE THAT TOY

So I watched her masturbate for 20 minutes…While Others begged for her to fuck her ass…like a guy named Afropussy

CUM YOUR ASS

but one wise man wrote

NOT ASS THIS PUSSY IS AWESOME

and another wrote

AWESOME SNATCH

and another wrote

LOVE A PHAT PUSSY

and another wrote

VERY NICE PUSSY EVER

I think I’ve found my intellectual peers…….now here are some pics of her after she masturbated with pretty pig dildos…and shit is so well contained….I don’t get it…it’s the unicorn of pussy…or maybe I just have too much sex with dirty, whore /big mom pussy….or maybe I didn’t get to see the rest of her….which balances things out…but here’s a pic anyway..


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2011

29

Jun

Michelle Hunziker Great Ass in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t even know who Michelle Hunziker is…but she’s got a great ass and she’s in a skimpy bikini and sometimes, usually all the time, that’s all you really need to know about a bitch….it makes her more appealing than when you have to listen to her talk, or to her ideas, or her opinions, or even when you scratch the surface of her personality and find her unbearable…that’s why I’m all about focusing on the surface for the sanity of all…

Amazing fuckin ass….just a lovely girl….one you can really appreciate….looking at her ass…

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Posted in:Michelle Hunziker

2011

29

Jun

Kate Moss’s Soon to Be Pregnant Ass in Shorts of the Day

Kate Moss is getting married this weekend, cuz that’s what people with STDs do when they find another person with STDs to settle down with. It’s the whole premise of the Meet People with Herpes website…cuz no one wants to deal with that embarrassment when it comes to fucking unprotected on the first date when drunk….but then again…this is Kate Moss and it has been public knowledge for a long time that she has unprotected sex with rockers who share needles and fuck groupies….it’s also public knowledge that she’s got a kid and has probably been down this wedding route before…and it’s also public knowledge that I think she’s great, even in her old dirty pussy age, and I’d love to get tonsil deep during an outbreak. True Story.

I’d love to be at this wedding…Mountains of cocaine, orgies of models….I wonder why I wasn’t invited…oh right, cuz I’m a nobody…Yay me…fuck them, I’ll make my own model cocaine party, without models or cocaine, but a model cocaine party nevertheless…

Either way, here is her pregnant or soon to be pregnant, provided they let people with HIV get pregnant assuming she has HIV ass. Pretty boring pics considering what we’re used to from Kate Moss….bitches always tone it down when marriage comes….

Posted in:Kate Moss

2011

29

Jun

Mila Kunis is the Cover of Flare of the Day

Here’s a boring fucking fashion spread if I’ve ever seen one…Seriously, I don’t really understand how you can get a bitch in a photostudio and end up with this standard, dull, uneventful shots…if I was the fashion photographer on this one…I’d aim for more titties for fashion….More labia for fashion…more hipster bush for fashion…and I know Kunis would be down cuz she spent the better part of the last decade with Home Alone Culkin who’s gotta be a heroin addict trust fund hipster who feed off the bullshit art and fashion world…it’s not like this bitch is all Vanilla…she’s for sure done anal…bothing giving and receiving…if you know what I mean….

That said, if I was the fashion photographer on this one, I’d probably be too busy fucking models on private jets on our way to 5 star resorts to write nonsense about nonsense…thus making me the loser in all this…It always ends like this.

Posted in:Mila Kunis

2011

29

Jun

Alicia Keys Has an Embarrassingly Fat Wax Figure of the DAy

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She might as well been modeled sitting in her bed eating a tub of ice cream crying cuz her boyfriend left her. I always say instead of wrapping the emotional eating up in spandex, embrace and expose it….

You’d think out of respect they’d slim her down to the point everyone would say “Shit, look how great they made her look” instead “hey look they turned her into a fast food restaurant clerk dresses as Alicia Keys as an action figure on halloweeen”……

Not that I actually care, I just find it funny. What an amazing joke on the part of Madame Tisasss….This is something I’d do in the DrunkenStepfather Wax Museum of Sluts that currently lives in the furnace room and is strictly reserved for me to fuck.

Posted in:Alicia Keys

2011

29

Jun

Rosie Hungtington-Whitely is Overrated at the Tranny Premiere of the Day

This Transformers shit is so overrated….They penetrate the media like it was a cheap hooker in a mining town. Seriously. Stupid story after stupid story about stupidness that happened on set…or drama that happened with Megan Fox and LeBoeuf having sex…or anything to get people talking cuz they know they are sitting on the biggest fucking piece of shit to ever hit theaters….they’re just hoping to break even…and really whether this bitch was Megan Fox or not, they’re all fucking whores to me…and really Rosie Huntington was better off a model, cuz at least she got fucking naked for the cause, instead of this D-List thinking she’s an A-List garbage that’s going on here… Fuck em all and their bullshit…ideally with my tongue.

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