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2011

12

Jul

Amanda Seyfriend Getting Her Feet Wet of the Day

There’s always that time when you look at a bitch you want to have sex with from a certain angle or on a certain day and all you see is a really bad, awkward, maybe even ugly face…it’s that split second where you go “what the hell was that”….sometimes it happens when you are having sex with them, sometimes when you wake up next to them, sometimes when you’re watching them work the ice cream shop across the street, sometimes when they are eating lunch in the park next to you…because the reality is no one is perfect, except maybe me, but that’s just cuz I dont have to look at myself….

So here is a picture of Seyfried in shorts, walking in the water like some kind of pirate, stealing her hotness and giving us this big old mouth and patchy skin….Just the way I like my celebrity masturbation material…attainable looking.

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2011

12

Jul

Mila Kunis GQ Photoshoot of the Day

Mila Kunis finally got into her panties for something other than that homosexual Culkin who I’m pretty sure is HIV positive and who I like to believe never had sex with her because she doesn’t have a penis….

I guess the lift of oppressive child star tormented soul cuz everyone loved him as a child and now everyone can’t be bothered with him cuz he looks like a street kid who sucks dick for meth money, a charm that sucked this hot pussy in for a decade, maybe cuz she had a creepy home alone fetish, with his pictures on the wall back in the Ukraine, leading to his AIDS cock being the real american dream she was seeking….and who really cares…cuz it has led to this probably Terry Richardson pics I want to fuck…but that’s just cuz fucking pictures on my computer is the only thing my tiny dick can actually penetrate…..if you think about it, it makes sense…

Now fuck yourself, and use these pics as an aid, cuz Mila Kunis is by far my favorite AIDS in Hollywood…

Posted in:Mila Kunis

2011

12

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I haven’t had a wet dream since I was 12. I think it is because I don’t have dreams anymore. I’ve reached that stage in horrible drunken depression. Yay.

On a sidenote, I’ve been putting Rogaine on my dick and it hasn’t grown at all, but my bush is longer, fuller and far more luxurious….which actually makes my dick look smaller.

Here are the morning hangover dump….

Soccer Ball firing Squad FAIL – VIDEO
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Athletes Love Sluts From Hooters and Frankly I Don’t Blame Them
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Free Cam Shows, Yeah That’s Right, FREE
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Gotta Love Pervert Women
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Hilary Duff in a Bikini is Kinda Sad
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Live Sex Shows That Will Drive You Wild
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Web Cam Slut Tried to Lick Her Own Pussy
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The 25 Hottest “Real World” Girls
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Kids React to Nyan Cat – VIDEO
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Posted in:MHD

2011

12

Jul

Webcam Star of the Day

Her name is FORECITA and I just watched her shove a fucking carrot the size of a fucking babies arm inside her friend’s asshole….If you’re quick enough shit is still going down…and it is fucking dirty….and amazing

She’s older, she’s bicurious, while I assume shoving a carrot up your friends ass is pretty fucking bi, she’s from Argentina and shit does she know what’s going on. Whether this is her job, her past time, her quest to be famous or not, it’s fucking legendary.

Good work “26” year old bicurious momma….this is some seriously dirty fucking dirt….I love it…More girls need to openly hit the produce section for some discout dollar a pound sex toys that double as food when you’re done with them…especially if you use olive oil as lube….it’s like a pussy salade…

To See Florecita and I suggest you do before it is too late….
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To Find Your Own Webcam Star and I Suggest you do because it is the best past time ever….
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Posted in:Webcam Star

2011

11

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

No one cares that I have the 2600th most popular site on the internet. You’d think that would at least get me some blow jobs to completion or at least some nude pics or something….who knows maybe a free dinner or a free flight to some nice resort to review or even a free fucking ipad or ipod just because I’m that guy with the 2600th most visited site on the internet….but instead I get rejected from local fetish parties, when people ask me what I do they’ve never heard of the site, I don’t even think I’ve had a free drink over the shit…remeinding me that the internet fucking sucks…and that’s why I’m going back to real life as soon as I muster up the energy to get off this couch and disconnect the from watching this young bitch naked in a cam chat…cuz the internet is a great spot for sluts…and I love sluts…fuck I’m trapped…

Here are the stepLINKS…

Old Vs New Chevy Crash Test
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Penelope Cruz In Lingerie for a Woody Allen Movie….
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Marg Helgenbeger Ass in a Bikini – Who?
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You Know You’ve Hit Rock Bottom When…
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Megan Fox Pretends to be Upset she Fucked Shia…..
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The Top 100 Hottest Porn Stars (Right Now)
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Blake Lively is Starting the Links Off
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Julianne Hough in her Bikini – Who Cares….
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Live Sex Shows, Right Now, Right Here
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Some Slut Does a Slip and Slide Fail
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Rosario Dawson’s 10 Best Breast Moments
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Karissa Shannon is Slutty and She Knows It Clap her Clap
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Kate Upton Is Good At Pretending She’s Good At Softball
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Free Cam Shows You Can’t Miss Out On
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College Blonde Self Fisting
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The Top Wrestling Divas of All Time
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Kate Moss is Topless
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Wow Jennifer Garner is Looking Hot for Once
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Tara Reid is Whote Trash in Jean Shorts
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Marloes Horst is a Hot Model
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Gwenyth Paltrow in a Bikini is Kinda Terrifying
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Autumn Riley Makes Monday Bearable
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When Bootleg Fire Works Go Wrong
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Definitely Not A Teenage Dream – VIDEO
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Aiesha Keeps It Hot in the Kitchen
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Get Your Life Together: 10 Of The Most Delicious And Incredibly Unhealthy Fast Foods
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WTF Music Video of the Day
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Adele Has One Tight Body
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Some Chick Named Paige Duke and Her Leaked Nudes Are Right Here
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Malin Akerman Short Shorts
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Meet Malena Morgan
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Irina Shayk – NEXT Lingerie Photoshoot 2011
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Phoebe Price is Fucking Pathetic
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Big Tittied Latin Chick
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Heather Summers Shows Off her Big Tits and Ass Combo
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Shauna Sand is Slutting it Up as Always
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Gotta Love a Boob Grab
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HOMEMADE ROLLER COASTER
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Some Paris Hilton Just Because
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Emma Stone Wants some Girl on Girl Action
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Say what You Want About Her Face, But Ashley Tisdale Has got Some Great Legs
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Maria Fowler Shows Off Her Big British Tits
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Taylor Momsen Bent Over In Fishnets
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EXCLUSIVE: Horrible Bosses Movie Review
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Halle Berry May Be Lying About Her Stalker
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Britney Spears Shoves Her Ass In Your Face. I’d Still Fuck It
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Kris Kardashian Knows All About God’s Will
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

11

Jul

Karolina Kurkova is a Recently Skinny Bikini Model Mom in Her Bikini of the Day

The hottest thing about Karolina Kurkova is not that she’s finally skinny after he bout with obesity that almost got her fired and that she blamed on her thyroid…but it is the fact she has no belly button…it’s like she’s the real barbie sent from outer space to spy on our people….or the paparazzi just photoshop her that way cuz it’s the only way she’ll let them take pics of her in a bikini….or maybe it’s a lyposuction tummy tuck glitch cuz the pressure from Victoria’s Secret was on…and I have a few conspiracy’s about them making me question what’s happening here….cuz no billion dollar corporation is legit…And who really cares…she’s a tall skinny model in a bikini and I’m pretty much down to look at the pics…cuz that’s what they want me to do…

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Posted in:Karolina Kurkova

2011

11

Jul

Shauna Sand Old Lady In Her Bikini of the Day

I have seen Shauna Sand’s vagina. It was like some action adventure tourism into an unknown scary place. Like a journey through space, encountering some scary alien shit….or maybe like going through some ancient tomb and coming across some mummified corpse…like you were indiana jones motherfucker….or even like some detective working a horrible murder case… murder case…and unforunately…like all vaginas…that don’t have a dick…even if they look like an empty ballsack….I’d still fuck it…both with my tongue, unprotected dick and fingers…cuz I am a pervert….

So here is her hot enough tanned body that does nothing but age gracefully and classy through a middle aged porn career…post a youthful playboy career….that lead to having some bad plastic surgery, bad fake tits and bad bad bad mom pussy…

Here she is in a bikini doing nothing, as she does, but I prefer her doing
sex with immigrant male prostitute in video for money….

Posted in:Shauna Sand

2011

11

Jul

Hilary Duff Bikini Pictures of the Day

I didn’t have the rights to post the Hilary Duff pictures, so I decided to do my “artist rendition”, cuz bitch is built like a fucking fridge, thanks to her husband the Hockey Player’s influence in trying to make her more like the team when he fucks her from behind and slips the mullet hockey hair wig onto her…I know how these billionaire athletes who don’t need to be athletes cuz they are billionaires are…in it cuz they like the locker room…homosexuals masked by marriages to pop culture icons from a decade ago….and now bitch is stripped down…I assume as bait to lure more cock for Comrie to suck as he offers them the chance to bang his wife…without them really grasping what kind of threesome this is about to become…as far as I’m concerned – it’s a true story…

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Posted in:Hilary Duff

2011

11

Jul

Gwyneth Paltrow Hard Body Bikini Pics of the Day

Here are some pictures of Steven Spielberg following his god daughter Gwyneth Paltrow around in the bikini, clearly for masturbation purposese later in the night, cuz that’s what people who like following their god daughters around in bikini with a video camera are usually doing….it is generally not because he’s practicing his filmaking, you know that excuse doesn’t work when you’ve a billionaire filmmaker…damn you career for getting in the way of my creeping perversions….

I hate to admit it but her ass looks amazing…maybe I’m just horny and not processing the fact she’s Gwyneth Paltrow, annoying mom…luckily her ass actually looks like this….and they got a pic of it…now I can go back to hating her….ok…that’s better now…

Posted in:gwyneth paltrow

2011

11

Jul

Kendall Jenner 15 Year Old in a Bikini Pics of the Day

The latest business strategy for the Kardashians, cuz they know they are losing appeal and their on the decline, is to exploit their youngest girls, who are not quite at sex tape age yet…but they are planting the seeds.

They’ve got the 13 year old one riding Segway scooters with the tightest shorts jacked up her vagina …. and the < a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=58687" target="_blank"> 15 year old one out in her bikini ….cuz like Taylor Momsen and so many sluts before her, and guys are into teen va-jenner, they know that slutty teens make money, get noticed and lead to good things…I mean until they grow up, feel worthless and exploited and kill themselves, cuz unlike Kim, they always had stupid fame and money, so when that disappears, they will only blame themselves, where as I like to think Kim knows she’s on borrowed time, milking it as hard as she can, cuz any rational mind knows how ridiculous the whole thing is, while these girls are all cunty in school being like “my sister is kim kardashian”….and shit…

You know how it is…and if you don’t…it always ends in suicide…thanks to great parenting….you know cuz they teach them about whoring yourself at a young age…and keep all the money you make…like you were a Culkin….who cares.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner