2011
07
Jul
Here’s some shitty commercial for some olsen twins project that is bound to make their billionaire asses more billions….I like how they included some footage of even if just a few seconds of them in demim shorts dirty dancing and posing together, it works for anyone who has had a twin fetish, even if like me, they never thought much of the Olsen Twin hustle, cuz they just were never all that hot…no matter how much hype surrounded them….
Posted in:Olsen Twins
2011
07
Jul
Carrie Underwood’s Sister, Sara Jean reconnected with her Playboy past by doing this naked bike ride shit as a segment for the nerdy market she’s trying to manipulate like she was Olivia Munn at G4TV….
I’m a lot more interested in seeing the uncensored version of this shit, mainly because I think every day naked bitches are far more interesting than bitches who get paid to be naked….and even a bitch I can just do a google search for to se full vaginal nudity….
She posted some strageic pics of the naked bike ride a few weeks ago, and they were conservative for a whore with a SHAVED CUNT …so if anything, this youtube video is nothing but irritating, despite how many times the nerds have it on fucking repeat..cuz nerds aren’t real humans. It’s a fact.
Posted in:Sara Jean Underwood
2011
07
Jul
Fuck. I am about to lose my fucking mind. Everything that could go wrong went wrong. From losing the one 20 dollars I robbed from my wife for beer, to losing my cell phone that I’d never be able to replace cuz I’m the kind of poor motherfucker stealing money from my wife, to coming home to my computer breaking the fuck down, only to fix itself in some last legs bullshit.
So the first thing I did was naturally go onto the cam sites to decompress cuz it amazes me how many girls love getting naked fir free…..and here is the webcam star of the day.
Her name isn Elibeth, she’s from Spain, she’s 22 and she’s lovely to watch naked and performing…Lohan should take some lessons from her….
Posted in:Webcam Star
2011
07
Jul
Rumer Willis is trying to get some seriously noticed, yet awkward but fascinating cuz I like sluts for attention…..
I guess her whore mom taught her the tricks of the trade…cuz her mom was an unattractive woman with a more subtle mutant face who managed to make it even before all the millions of dollars of plastic surgery.. who managed to even be a sex symbol, nude in random magazines in the 80s, and doing what her whore self could to get where she wanted to be…..but unfortunately, Rumer’s face is too far gone and too alien to really divert anyone’s attention from looking at it and thinking “What the fuck is that thing”….even if she was masta bating on the street corner with a found object, like a piegon or squirrel, people would be what the fuck is with that thing’s face…..ok….maybe I’m being too harsh….the short shorts, open shirt, cleavage is a good step for this creature, even though I know that if I wore heels this high, I’d look like I had long gorgeous legs and I’m an obese troll of a person…making this just a confusing fucking situation..
Posted in:Rumer Willis
2011
07
Jul
Nicky Hilton is one thing out of LA that I will never understand. She’s the latch on sister who never wanted to be in the spotlight, but who wanted all the benefits of her sister’s humiliating behavior, and who pretty much escorted her everywhere she went around the world, pretending that she was some kind of Business Woman, when she was just a reserved piece of shit riding coattails….but that’s not what offends me…I am offended by her lack of a personal trainer, she has a responsibility being a socialite in the media, despite how much she’s into taking the backseat, because according to her body, and her beach apparel, she’s a dumpy sack of shit….sure she’s probably a size small, something you’d all want to be if you were a woman in theory, something that makes her think all is OK, but not all size smalls are a good size small, cuz she’s a sloppy mess.
We call her kind Slim Fats and here is the slim fat on the beach.
Posted in:Nicky Hilton
2011
07
Jul
I found a bootleg copy of the Kim Kardashian Sex Tape on the internet a few days ago and figured I’d watch it because I hadn’t seen it in years, and even when I did see it, I skipped through it…I assumed it was just cuz I wasn’t into black dick that makes me feel inferior, but turns out I’m not into shit colored fat chicks with tranny faces acting like bratty uptight bitches….and what it comes down to is that….her performance in that porn tape, despite her decent blowjob, but I have a weakness for any blowjob, did not warrant the 100 million dollar empire she’s got today.
I get that she’s all bullshit, staged stories for attention, doing things directly for the media and inturn making money, like the most recent media blitz centered around her opinions of Casey Anthony that pissed everyone off cuz they assume that her dead dad defended OJ for a lot of money and he got off, which means she supports murderers for money, when really who fucking cares about this half retarded rich kid’s opinion and why am I even posting these pictures. She’s fat and fat girls don’t deserve any respect.
Posted in:Kim Kardashian
2011
07
Jul
Amanda Seyfried is a bitch who can put on a bikini that rides up her fuzzy hipster bush cunt who will still be boring…I think it is the way she carries herself when she’s not getting paid, cuz I’ve seen Chloe and bitch knows how to fuck both middle-aged men and women on camera, but the second the payroll stops, she turns into this sloppy, unshowered, bag of shit that looks like she has been camping the last 6 weeks.
It’s like she has no fucking interest in builing a rep, cuz idiots like me write about her as she continues to be a boring bitch, so we’ve pretty much made it easy for her….and thus here are some pics of her ass in what may be the most boring fucking shorts ever and here’s some Amanda Seyfried in Chloe , cuz really that’s the main reason I bother with her.
Posted in:Amanda Seyfried
2011
07
Jul
I never understand those nights where I drink but never get drunk, but wake and feel groggy as shit….I figured it’s got something to do with the diabetes, high blood pressure, dehydration and attempts to drown myself in my wife’s overweight vagina cuz suicide attempts are fun… Making today’s hangover not alcohol related….On a side note, don’t eat beets if you think you are dying cuz that shit will fuck with your head, literally.
Here’s some shit going on around the internet while I regain my composure.
Kid Versus Glass Door LOL – VIDEO
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Some WWE Divas That Are Totally Bang Worthy
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Free Cams to Get You Through the Rest of the Week
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Who Doesn’t Love Staring at Tits?
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Reese Witherspoon Dumpy Bikini Body
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Web Cam Shows You Can’t Help But Love
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Party Tit Flasher
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The Ultimate Archive: Penelope Cruz’s Hottest Pics
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The Only Thing Lower Than Getting Off Scott Free For Killing Your Kid Is Being the Porn Company That Asked You to Do Movies for Them
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Some Crazy Goalie Mask Gallery
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Posted in:MHD
2011
06
Jul
I figure the outcome of a facebook page to celebrate myself, and the fact that only 1-7 people will actually like it, will give me the motivation I need to quit this site….because what I’ve been doing here just doesn’t matter and will never take me anywhere…6 years later…time to re-evaluate how I spend my time….
Here are the stepLINKS….
Chicken Playing Pool To Start the Links….
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Casey Anthony is Getting Porn Offers Already, Jesus Christ
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The Devil Dances Tonight….
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Natalie Portman’s Baby
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Anne Hathaway is Dressed Like a Princess for the Princess Fetishists, but I prefer her Sheer Dress…
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Cam Sluts You Can’t Help But Love
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This Dude Was Struck By Lightning SIX TIMES
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Petra Nemcova’s Best “Sports Illustrated” Bikini Shots
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Lariyah Daniels Knows How to Rock a Bikini
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Lookin’Good Sweetheart
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These Cam Shows Are FREE
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Bendy Cheerleader and a Giant Dildo
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Finding the Next Erin Andrews: The Top 20 Candidates
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Michelle Hunziker Bikini Boobs
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Aubrey O’Day Dealth With the Casey Anthony Verdict By Getting Pretty Much Naked
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Anne Hatheway Needs a Fucking Nose Job
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Some Selena Gomez
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Gretchen Rossi is Slutty in a Red White and Blue Bikini
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An Asian Babe With A Vida Guerra Like Ass
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Geri Halliwell Nip Slip
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Capri Anderson is Naked and I Like It
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Little Richard is a Walking Wax Figure. Okay Well He’s Not Really WALKING
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This Fucking Beast Has Her Four-Year-Old “Helping” Her Reach World’s Fattest Woman Goal
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Say Hello to Franziska Facella
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So Apparently You Can Know A Guy’s Dick Size By Looking At His Fingers
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Who is Pia Toscano And Why Aren’t I Banging Her
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Brea Bennett is on All Fours
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A Pretty Insane Crash at the Tour de France – VIDEO
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What the FUCK Are You Wearing?
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Daisy Lowe is Trashy
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College Hottie on the Web Cam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Ashley is a Cute Brunette
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Ahhhhh Claudia Schiffer
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Cahrlie Sheen Insanity of the Day
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Kate Upton is Hot Even With Clothes On
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Jennifer Aniston, Taking A Year Off. Thank God.
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David Beckham Grabs A Handful Of His Balls
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Marissa Miller Damn Fine Bikini Ass Wedgie Pic
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Elisabetta Canalis Wastes No Time. Great Tits Though.
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Horseface Gretchen Rossi Probably Sucks Good Cock So Long As Her Teeth Don’t Get in The Way
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Lookin’ Good Little Richard
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2011
06
Jul
Clearly Aubrey O’Day felt left out when all the other useless celebs had paparazzi taking pics of them, so she decided to take shit by the reins and fuck up the system, by taking pictures of herself for the public, cuz that’s what bottom feeders do for attention…
She asked this question on twitter:
If you had the ability to have the worlds attention, everyone would drop their head in silence and listen to you… What would you say?
My response….
I would say “i think Aubrey o’day has a dick clit” and no one would know what I was talking about cuz you don’t exist
She ignored me….because the truth hurts…she’s a nobody…but wishes she was a somebody…it’s almost sad..but I have no soul and don’t care…but I’m posting her chubby body she got implants to balance out in a bikini anyway…
Posted in:Aubrey O'Day
