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Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day
Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day
Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day
Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day
Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day
Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day
Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day
Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day
Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day
Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2011

22

Jun

Rosie Huntington-Whitely in Maxim of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely was in Maxim and who really gives a fuck about this Victoria’s Secret model turned Transformers star, oh right every virgin loser comic book robot loving weirdo and bald man cuz she gives bald men hope even though her bald man is a multi millionaire, in shape and can have any pussy he really sets him mind to, while your bald head is just pathetic, broke, embarrassing and something that should make you feel insecure and inadequate.

All this to say, Maxim sucks, they always try to sue me, mainly cuz I always ask why aren’t they bankrupt yet?

Especially when other sites do this model thing NAKED

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2011

22

Jun

All 51 Miss USA Delegates Respond To a Question

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This is the kind of shit that makes my head explode….I lasted a minute in, but I’m sure it gets funny…

The good news for these girls is that they were born in a society where the most complicated survival skill needed was how to make an appointment to get your nails done or some shit…because if they had to fend for themselves against the elements, it’d be hilarious to watch, but pretty much the end of them…

They should ask these bitches these questions while in their bikinis, because that’s wha they are good for…showing off their tits…we should be knowledged in that. Shouldn’t we Miss Idaho no You da Ho.

Posted in:Viral Video

2011

22

Jun

Kelly Brook Staged Loving Post Abortion Bathing Suit Pics of the Day

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I feel like I’ve seen these pictures before, but I’m too lazy to dig through the archives of this site, cuz I really don’t care enough to bother, however, the report claims these are some post “Miscarriage” pics of Kelly Brook and her baby daddy who never was, cuz they decided it was best for her career to abort, after the publicity of her pregnancy died down, pretend its a miscarriage and go back to exploiting her natural tits as hard as she can before hitting 40, at least that’s what I assume happened….

Here she is trying to strike a nerve with the public by bringing out her lover and showing how much she loves him in this dark time, you know sticking together through the rough patch bullshit, but hiring a paparazzi to spread the word all while showing off her massive tits in a conservative one piece bathing suit, cuz sluts who have abortions just go right back to bikinis, while suffering and hurting women go to one pieves…. as to seem still devastated over the “Miscarriage”, and who really cares, cuz as I mentioned, and where you should have stopped reading, provided you are reading, she brought out her tits…

Sure, I like her better FULLY NAKED AND CONVERED IN LIPSTICK WHILE HER PUSSY WINKS / STICKS ITS TONGUE OUT AT ME , but this will do…

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2011

22

Jun

Claudia Schiffer Supports Her Philandering Husband of the DAy

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I respect any woman, especially a hot old supermodel woman, who stands by her man in a time of bad publicity. People say he knocked up January Jones while filming a moive as Schiffer picked up the kids from school, yet she realizes, even if he did, who really cares…

Marriage is not supposed to be a prison. This is real life and we like to fucking stick our dicks in other things, as wives like to stick tennis pro dick in their pussies…It’s nature’s way…

Marriage is supposed to be that friendship, that level of communication, laid back and a tax break or in my case a way to pay my rent, food and drinking cuz she’s fat and has few options.

Does him cumming in a Hollywood bitch, who is younger, fatter, and less successful than Schiffer worth throwing that dynamic away…Apparently not…making Schiffer the perfect woman…

Unless of course he didn’t knock the bitch up and that was just press for the movies, in which case, who fucking cares how strong their marriage is, or how cool Schiffer is about his penis galivanting around town, cuz it makes this post too romantic, when I’m really more about gaping pussy and naked titties…

Too late now, I’m gonna run with this….

Posted in:Claudia Schiffer

2011

22

Jun

Sade Shitty See Though of Love of the Day

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I was pretty sure these were see through pics when I downloaded these pics of Sade…and thought how funny, you know cuz it is Sade and she’s a singer who makes songs that dudes put on in efforts to fuck,

Seeing her showing off her bra like a little attention seeking slut those same guys could masturbate to…provided you can masturbate to bras…I’m far too desensitized for that…but we don’t even need to have that discussion cuz that theory went to shit when I realized she’s wearing a fucking tank top, and there’s no fun in getting excited about a see through top that is a style choice as to not show off too much tank top skin….instead of it being a style flaw showing off too much skin for the wearer…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t it’s that this is no Ordinary Love….whatever that means…

Posted in:Sade

2011

22

Jun

Katy Perry Brings Her Tits to Rolling Stone of the Day

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Katy Perry was in Rolling stone and she tried to sex things up…they even went so far as hiring hipster photographer Terry Richardson, who has made crack whores look erotic enough to fuck, and the result was what you’d expet it to be….Bitch wore an “Enjoy God” shirt to stay controversial, her dress read “Katy’s Kisses” cuz she knows all that she’s good for are her tits, she stripped down into a bikini….when all she really needs to do for all the publicity in the world is have a terrible car accident, leaving her unable to perform, sing badly or dance badly…I truly believe her time is done and the public will soon be on my side and make her diasappear….at least we can only hope…

Posted in:Katy Perry

2011

22

Jun

Amanda Seyfried Has Gas of the Day

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Watching Amanda Seyfried pump gas reminds me so much of watching Amanda Seyfried pump old lady in Chloe …..in fact anything Amanda Seyfried does reminds me of her lesbian scene in Chloe…cuz that movie and her willingness to get naked for her craft is the only thing I like about her…she’s got nothing else going for her…half the time she looks homeless and unshowered….she looks boring and on an average day I could never jerk off to her pics, even as a teenage boy who could jerk off to the thought of holding hands with a girl…She needs to step it the fuck up already. Seriously.

On a sidenote, this reminds me of a time when Amanda Seyfried was visiting montreal last week and didn’t invite me to play with her vagina….That’s the story I heard.

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2011

22

Jun

My Whitney Port Vow of the Day

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I am making a vow that I will not waste your time, or my time with a cunt like Whitney Port, unless she is actually showing her cunt in various positions, ideally doing a puppet with it, that ends in a theatrical song and dance, followed by fire works, cuz she’s not a fucking celebrity, in fact I have a hard enough time believing that Whitney Port is actually human…..

So this will be the last Whitney Port walking, Whitney Port legs, Whiteny Port Ass in Jeans…cuz Whitney Port is fucking done….as much as I appreciate a skinny bitch…I just can’t bring myself to draw attention to this nobody, while nature needs to takes its course and her desparation and efforts need to reflect that….cuz there’s nothing worse than a lazy bottom feeder who doesn’t even bother trying to flash nipple to get in the magazines….well I’m sure there are things that are worse but for the sake of this post, this bitch is the worst…and she’s ugly…but between you and me I like sending her twitter messages calling her fat to further destroy her complex and making her starve herself even more. Anorexics are the best.

Posted in:Whitney Port

2011

22

Jun

Britney Spears New Video of the Baby of the Day

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Here’s a new Britney Video. I got 42 seconds into it before turning it off…I don’t know if it was her medicated acting, or the teenage angst I guarantee every fag is going to scream one collective orgasmic scream when they hear her say “Fuck You, Fuck You, Fuck You”….OMG Britney’s so punk rock….and her music is so relevant, from the heart, a commentary on her experience, real emotions can be felt, and by that I mean it’s a pile of computerized shit being spewed by a fucking puppet and it makes me want to kill myself, when really it should make Britney want to kill herself, but we’ve already gone down that road, and the sedatives kinda won’t let nature take its course and have it happen….Watch it anyway, maybe she gets naked and pisses all over the park bench like the schizo bitches I know…at least I hope she does cuz at least that would give her some redeeming qualities….who cares.

Posted in:Britney Spears

2011

22

Jun

Webcam Star of the Day

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Her name is SweetyAss4Yo, she’s 22 and from pussy land Australia….She’s a professional cam girl and I understand why….she looks amazing…and really who would want to work a normal job when you have horny dudes throwing money at you, leading to people like me getting to watch the show for free. If I was a girl, this is what I’d be doing….Genius…

The best comment while watching her was from a guy named Monstercock who asked “would you poo today”….to which she answered “no poo”…..Buddy Jay went on to ask “Stretch your Pussy Lips”……and MissOtto said “Touche Anus”….padark asked “pee baby”….and bobby124 asked “thumbs up if you can ass fist” at which point Sweetass said “come on guys”…and proceeded to make herself squirt….

What I don’t understand is why this webcam shit isn’t a channel on TV…It’s fucking entertaining as hell…the good news is that I’ve already recruited 3 girls to start up web cam channels…cuz I’m a career advisor like that….

Good times to come…here’s some pics of SweetyAss4yo


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