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2011

17

Jun

Ginta Lapina Nipple for Fashion of the Day

There’s nothing like a hot bitch with a vaccuum cleaner to remind us of the glory days when bitches were bitches and men owned them….now you have to go all mail-order immigrant wife for the same fucking nostalgic treatment that is really “natures way” and as much as people want to blame the gays and their marriage for the start of Anarchy, I blame allowing women out of the kitchen and into the work force, giving her the right to vote and making her an equal…

This has nothing to do with me hating women, so don’t go all calling me out for being a mysogynist, cuz I love women, especially when they are showing their nipples for fashion in Vogue Germany and getting paid more than I make in a decade for it…but in my defense I don’t consider stealing 20s for my wife the last 10 years an actual job…I’m in between shit, you know on a career change and why fucking stress about it….cuz I take advantange of my wife’s disabilty paycheck…It’s evolution of the modern man or some shit…Make your wife feel what it’s like to support a home since she wanted to work so bad 25 years ago…. motherfuckers….

The model in Gina Lapina. And here’s her nipple channeling some 1950s amazingness…hot, objectified and willling, I love it….

Posted in:Ginta Lapina

2011

17

Jun

Candice Swanepoel’s Nipple for Men’s Style of the Day

You know what…there’s not enough nipple pictures of Candice Swanepoel….Sure, we’ve all seen her nice, round, small, firm, amazing, possibly HIV positive cuz statistics aren’t on her South African side, tits before….but not quite enough…

She went all corporate and signed her life away to the Disney of lingerie companies, you know the kind of mainstream, publicly traded garbage that is strictly there to make billions of dollars in underwear sales, while being acccessible to the masses…mainly the Christian masses…

They commit all these up and coming hot bitches, and they photoshop out their nipples, in efforts to keep what they do wholesome, all while repressing a model, who would have totally been comfortable being naked, cuz that’s what models do, and taking countless amounts of titty pics of them out of circulation, out of the market, pretty much non existent thanks to contracts they signed when selling their fucking body to them….

But the good news is that clearly there are loopholes, and bitch can venture off and pull out half her tits every once in a while…

This is one of those times.

Take it all in….Clearly she wears push up bras…but that’s okay…take it all in…

Posted in:Candice Swanpoel

2011

17

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’m still drunk, cold and naked….Add me to FACEBOOK ….

Here are my morning hangover dump….cuz other sites sometimes have better shit that I do…and I’m a lazy, unambitious fuck and don’t mind piggy backing off them…it’s kinda my way….FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER ….

Canoeing in McDonalds. Oh Yeah, You Read That Right
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Field of Your Dreams: MLB’s Sexiest Cheerleaders
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Free Cam Show to Waste Your Weekend With
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Leonardo DiCaprio’s 10 Hottest Hook-Ups
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And You Thought Your Home Was Small, Jesus Christ
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Maybe You Can Explain to Me WTF Brett Favre is Doing
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Check Out Miss Paris
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German Slut on Video
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Because These Are the Type of Girls You Don’t Have to Tell Twice
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This Ginger Lee Chick That Anthony Weiners Was Sexting is Cashing in on Her 15 Seconds of Fame
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Posted in:MHD

2011

16

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t objectify women. Women objectify women.

Now that you’ve learned a valuable life lesson….Here are my stepLINKS…

But first…I was walking through the park and some kid said to his mom “that weird scary man is looking at your bum”….I happened to be that weird scary man he spoke of….and that mde my day….

Now…Here are my stepLINKS

Dumb Busty Blonde Girl Trying to Take a Picture
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One of the Most Ridiculous Kim Kardashian Ass Pics…
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UK Bitch Falling off a Segway Scooter Porn
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Home Alone Teen
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J.Lo Showing Titty
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Kendra Wilkinson Shows The Doctor Her Nude Pics
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Hot Young Girl in a Hot Leather Skirt
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Jennifer Aniston is Becoming a Homewrecking Slut and I Love It
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Tom Brady Got a Camera Attached To His Dick
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Here’s Some Videos of the Fucking Retards in Vancouver Rioting
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I Love Sluts Who Get Naked on Camera and I Therefore Love These Sluts
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How To: Play Soccer on a Floating Village – This is Pretty Awesome
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The 25 Hottest Reality TV “Wives”
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Kelly Brook Belongs In Lingerie
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Adrienne Curry Hot Tits on Twitter, Cause That’s All She’s Good For
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Free Cam Shows, Yeah That’s Right Free
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25 Hottest Elite Female Athletes
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Italian Model Ilary Blasi Caught Topless
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Megan Fox and Some Other Young Hollywoods
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Kendra Wilkinson is Fucking Weird Looking
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Fuck You Apple: IPHONE users may soon be stopped from filming at concerts — as a result of new Apple technology.
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Man Jennifer Hudson’s Body is Tighter Everytime I See Her
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Yeah I’d Bang Naya Rivera
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Smoking Hot Brunette
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Camila Morais for Bon Prix Lingerie
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Some Hannah Hilton Hotness
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I Wanna Be All Over Emmaly
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Cry Me A River: Despite Making $75,000 Per Edisode On “The Voice”, Cee-Lo Green Says His New Fame “Takes A Toll” On Him
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Get a Load of Phoenix Marie
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Top Five Striptease Videos
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Gisele Bundchen Hotness
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Sophies Go Down on Each Other
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Lizzy Jagger June 2011 Playboy Cover Shoot
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Now Here’s a Fashion Chick I Can Get Down With
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Lindsay Lohan is Slipping Further and Further Into Irrelevancy
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Live Crash Holy Shit – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Cameron Diaz is Leggy
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Extreme Stage Dive Fail – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Get a Load of Ariel
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10 events that led to Randy Marsh’s divorce
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Coco and Nicki Minaj Are Having an Ass Off
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WTF is Christina Aguilera Smoking?
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Top 10 Dirtiest Cities In USA
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Avril Lavigne Upskirt… Almost.
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

16

Jun

Kelly Brook Post “Miscarriage” Lingerie Pics of the Day

Remember when Kelly Brook got an abortion and pretended it was a miscarriage so people wouldn’t think she was a baby killer, but instead would sympathize with her, offering their condolences, when she really just didn’t want to lose her figure after spending close to two decades to finally get noticed and hit the c-list….She probably realizes that she can have kids in a few years, but for now, she’s gonna just fully absorb herself in what she’s made for herself…kinda thing…

I prefer when she’s covered in lipstick, naked, vagina exposed, but I’m sure that brings up too many horrible memories of her toilet that fateful day her baby left her…..

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2011

16

Jun

Adrienne Curry Bottom Feed on Twitter in a Bra of the Day

Adrienne Curry is the fucking worse nobody around. She is milking twitter and her fanbase as hard as she can, cuz she realizes that whenever she does something for the virgin losers, whether dress like a Star Wars character or go to Comicon, the motherfuckers go nuts, giving her this false sense of celebrity she is addicted to and always wanted, hence why she did reality TV….and no matter how obvious getting in a bra with Star Wars merch on twitter is….it’s working for her and has even given her the confidence to leave her 65 year old husband cuz he just doesn’t get this whole computer shit….But I do…and that is that the internet will love you as long as you are half naked and supporting nerd shit….clearly this curry cunt got that memo…

Posted in:Adrienne Curry

2011

16

Jun

Sophie Monk Doing Errands Cameltoe of the Day

Sophie Monk must have a huge, deep, vagina … cuz her camel toes are so constant that a few years back…when she was a little more famous cuz she was dating some Good Charlotte lesbian twin, she made a comment in the media about all her camel toes, trying to convince us that her vagina is in fact of normal size and stature, thickness and depth…or she does this shit on purpose….you know jacking those jeans as high up as she can because it gets her in the media…cuz she’s wishful thinking and hasn’t given up hope that she’ll one day have an actual Hollywood career, I mean she came all the way from Australia for this, something’s gotta give, right?

Posted in:Sophie Monk

2011

16

Jun

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Does Publicity From Behind of the Day

Bald man lover Rosie Huntington-Whitely, or as I like to call her “The Megan Fox Replacement”, dressed all back-showing and erotic to David Letterman, because she knows the reason people like her better than Megan Fox, and why she’s getting Megan Fox gigs, is cuz she’s not scared to get naked…a trait needed to get by in Hollywood today…something Megan Fox thought she was too good for…that in a few years from now you’ll see her retracting in a lucrative career in softcore porn…not to take attention away from Rosie Huntington-Whitely, the bald man loving slut, about to strick gold in the entertainment world, by making this about Megan Fox long after her decline into non-nude obscurity, cuz this bitches outfit needs to be appreciated and copied by every single girl on the streets, even the fat ones, cuz I want spotaneous erections everytime I leave my house, without having to look for them at the public pool…cuz that doesn’t make them spontaneous…even though I prefer Rosie Huntington-Whitely when she’s topless and in Panties in Video from before her “acting” career…

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely

2011

16

Jun

Blake Lively Dressed Wholesome of the Day

Here is old lookin’, hard faced, attention seeking, Blake Lively at the premiere of her movie that I guess the nude pics of not her, the relationship with Leonardo and all the other media was designed to promote….because bitches like this sell their souls to get where they are…they are just tools for other people to make money…cuz there’s a world of Blake Lively caliber pussy out there that isn’t Blake Lively for a reason…

The point is that she’s covered up her fake tits….put on what looks like a babtism dress, or maybe a virgin bride from the deep south in the 1930s dress, that’s all pure and innocent and high necked….but I feeling I can see ass through the front sheer panel…cuz Blake Lively likes to keep her hustle real…and I guess that’s what makes me a fan. Cuz I love sluts…especially exhibitionist sluts…

Posted in:Blake Lively

2011

16

Jun

Pink Post Pregnancy Erotica of the Day

Here are some post pregnancy even though I think she’s still got a baby in there, erotica for those of you who have always been into women who still have the placenta hanging out of them…..or for those of you who always wanted to see Pink in a state of feminity, with tits and ass like a black woman making pancakes for a rich white family….

I mean unless bitch is crafty and unwilling to let up her front that she’s got a pussy, and instead staged this shit and actually gay-dopted a baby with her bitch Cary Hart, uninterested in getting bad press like the dad who had a baby a few years ago who was on Oprah, and took advantage of being able to finally eat her fucking face off to make her prosthetic stomach more life-like….but that’s probably a stretch…and she probably does have a vagina, just a very tough one…

Either way, here are her fat asss and titty post pregnant even though I still think she’s got a baby in there erotica.

Posted in:Pink