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2011

17

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

What’s up assholes? Marie-Eve here.

Jesus is a drunk fucking idiot that can’t even maintain his own piece of shit site so I’m here filling in. That doesn’t mean, however, that I don’t love him more than you love your real doll, but I probably don’t love him as much as you will love today’s links.

Selena Gomez Totally Had an Abortion and It’s the Entertainment Cover Up of the Year
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The Gold Digging Divas Are Fucking Whores Who Can’t Sing and Here’s Their Video – VIDEO
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Because These Sex Shows Will Make Your Weekend the Best You Can Be
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An Angry World of Warcraft Player is Always Good for a Laugh
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Vida Guerra’s Best Breast Moments
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Sarah Harding Tight Body in a Bikini
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Kirstie Alley Is Delusional
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Free Cam Shows, From Me to You
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Blonde Shoots a Dildo Out of Her Ass LOL
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Is It Me or is Katie Holmes Looking Less Like She is Having the Soul Sucked Out of Her Lately?
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WTF is This Tennis Slut Wearing? Jesus
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Top 25 Sexiest South American Sports Hotties
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Belen Rodriguez Has See Through Hot Tits But Donèt Get Too Close Cause This Bitch Has Got the Crazy Eyes
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WHY THE FUCK IS GWENYTH PALTROW TRYING TO CONVINCE THE WORLD SHE CAN SING? – VIDEO
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Some Kim Kardashian Bikini Pics
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Crystal Harris is Downright Terrifying Without All That Make Up
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Hahahahahhahahahah Fat People Hahahahahhahahhhahaha – VIDEO
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Hottie Dances on the Webcam
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Get a Load of Misty Ramos
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He’s Baaaaaaack!!!! Dave Chappelle Is Ready For His Return To Your TV
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Lana and Her Friend Get Dirty
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Solar Power Bikini. Wait, What?
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I Can’t Believe I’m Even Saying This But Reese Whitherspoon is Looking Kinda Bangable Lately
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End of the World Machine Fucking
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Wet Paint Prank – VIDEO
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Hipster Girl, WTF Are You Wearing
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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6 Second Talent Show = VIDEO
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Kaite is All in White
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Tori Spelling is Pregnant and Looks Like a Fucking Pig
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Playmate Ariel – GALLERY
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Some Shenae Grimes Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Seriously WTF is Wrong with Rose McGowen’s Face
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2011

17

Jun

Hannah Godde is Some Model Bitch in Lingerie of the Day

Sometimes all I need to be put in a good mood is to get lost in a pic of a bitch in a field in her underwear under a soft focus and sunlight…cuz it’s on some mystical, I live in a movie, where real problems don’t matter, we are young, we are free, innocent bullshit….It makes for a nice break… before being forced to go back to all the bullshit that is you…you know that hell that we are all living…I mean shit it’s not even a break at all, it is just irritating me knowing that life isn’t a fucking field with nice lighting and a bitch in her underwear…where the only really responsibility is choosing what cow to milk after the bitch milks you…forcing me to go to the local park and befriend all the half naked, suntanning, fat bitches who wish they were on a beach, but instead forced to lay next to a kiddie pool to try to get the same affect…but it’s just not the same….making these pictures the fucking devil, reminding us how much our lives fucking suck. Yay.

Posted in:Hannah Godde

2011

17

Jun

Britney Spears Old, Big and Half Naked Costumes of the Day

Britney Spears opened her Femme Fatale concert last night, and she did what all the popstars are doing, cuz I guess she’s medicated enough to try to keep up with them, in what must feel like a dream to her, cuz she’s just someone’s puppet getting manipulated into being seemingly normal, and apparently cashing the fuck in….

Sure, I think she looks like a barnyard pig with lipstick, but I’m also an asshole who discounts her sloppy mom body and labels it something I don’t want to look at, but would want to knock up, cuz K-Fed’s living the dream…

Sure, she’s much beter too look at half naked than Gaga, but she’s 30 and this whole pop thing for the gays thing pays the bills, but is kind of a stretch….like watching Cher or Carmen Electra or Pam Anderson all with their own variety of holding on as hard a they can to what they had shit…

But she was half naked…and I’ll always notice that….whether it is good or bad….or a fragement of what it was during “Hit Me Baby One More Time Days”….and here are the pics…

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2011

17

Jun

Karolina Kurkova Wet for Virgin Atlantic of the DAy

I don’t know what’s going on in these pictures, but I know if I was a billionaire, I’d be fucking with models too, sure it’d be a little less wholesome that throwing the bitch in the fucking water and giggling about it, and would be more about making them all my sex slaves in my palace, but I guess Branson’s not as affected or evil thanks to the fortune he’s made….while I am well aware if I ever got to that level of rich, it woulda probably be thanks to criminal genius, so I’m just being consistent in my fantasy…

Oh a sidenote, I miss the fat Kurkova, not cuz I like fat women, especially not fat models, but because I like laughing at models who turn fat, it’s a fetish.

Posted in:Karolina Kurkova

2011

17

Jun

Kristin Cavallari’s Useless Tits of the DAy

A valuable lesson I’ve learned in life is that tits are always useful…even if the bitch they are attached to is useless, annoying, talentless, a hack, a crackwhore, or dead…both career-wise and physically, just not too dead, cuz then tits just become gross, if you ask any necrophiliac he’ll tell you the soaking her in warm water doesn’t work forever…

I don’t know where I’m going with that, I guess Kristin Cavallari just makes me morbid, inspires me to think of graveyards, morgues, the final curtain and all that bullshit, cuz I can’t imagine her ever coming back and making anything of herself…It’s like Michael Jackson once said before he died….”this is it”…..cuz I feel quoting Michael Jackson always works cuz he just has so many words that represents what I’m thinking, “I’m Bad…Thriller”….what the fuck am I doing…oh right…staring at Kristin Cavallari’s unemployed but more importantly unemployable tits…that are gonna lose their shit eventually, craving that fame they once had doing bad fake reality shows….Wonder how this is gonna pan out….

Posted in:Kristin Cavallari

2011

17

Jun

Emma Stone for Elle of the Day

This is a little too high concept for me…I figure when you put a bitch in a fashion magazine all you need to do is get her naked…or half naked and shit’s instantly art….You don’t need to go all Cirque du Soliel/I did too many drugs/I like being obscure…cuz really all everyone wants to do when they see these kinds of pics is jerk off to the bitch in them, not have some twisted mind fuck like you’re living in some other dimension and you just got warped there…if you know what I mean…which you do, because we are one….

But I am down with EMMA STONE ….and I barely even know who she is, or even find her that hot, I’m pathetic like that….and it turns out that I haven’t done nearly enough posts on her to get myself arrested for stalking, or being a threat to her….so I’ll take what I can get of her…to add to my collection…if you know what I mean…which you do cuz you’re weird…

Posted in:Emma Stone

2011

17

Jun

Webcam Star of the Day

There are a lot of hot bitches on webcams…Seriously, I check the shit out multiple times a day and it is constant material…and the craziest shit in all this is that it’s all voluntary…it’s like these bitches just love to be watched, whether naked, fucking, masturbating or clothed, they are on the shit and I have a hard time deciding which one to make the webcam star…

Today’s Webcam star is ….she’s 19, she is 5 foot 8, she just laid in her underwear sucking a pacifier that glows in the dark, while her dog licked himself in the background and her boyfriend/husband poked her with random shit, a little finger but no dick cuz his seduction was kinda weak and far too familiar in terms of the rejection he got…it probably woulda made you cry cuz you could relate…..I didn’t quite grasp what her hustle was, but watching her respond to guys asking her how many dudes she has been with, trying to get her to fuck her dog, begging her tog et naked while she balanced an alarm clock on her ass, made for shit that woulda rocked a circus, you know shit I woulda paid money for, but instead got it free…..

MDPrincess, I don’t know who you are, or what kind of meds you prescribed yourself, but you brought joy to my cold dead life, all while in your underwear rocing a tight young body and that makes you my Webcam Star of the Day….


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Posted in:Webcam Star

2011

17

Jun

Lily Donaldson Grabbing Some Tit for Muse of the Day

Lily Donaldson owns a 2.2 million dollar apartment in New York. This is how she pays for it. Nothing like good old hooking to give you the good life. I’ve thought if you got it, you might as well exploit it, cuz exploiting it, unless you’re third world or illegal, always pays more money…from stripping, to escorting, to even fashion modeling…get naked…it pays…and if you have a daughter…spread the word…it’s the best advice you can give her…forget education, skills, or even your brain….it’s all about them titties…

Here is Lily Donaldson, “model” aka “gets paid to get naked and seduce without actually fucking, grabbing and showing off tit in Muse and I like it…

Posted in:Lily Donaldson

2011

17

Jun

Dancing Chihuahua of the Day

Here’s some weird devil shit….cuz there’s nothing like watching a dog dance to start your day….especially when that dog is a fucking Mexican dog that has become the face of such great Mexican mocking institutions like Taco Bell….I’m not gonna pretend I care about Mexicans being properly represented in the media, hell I probably misrepresent mexicans to my 5 readers everyday, cuz I’m about as Mexican as Taco Bell, sure I was born there, but don’t live, breathe or speak the shit and I am almost embarrassed by my ignorance to my own roots, but luckily, I’m too drunk to actually care….drunk on the joy that comes watching a little dog dance..I mean he’s actually dancing…amazing…

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Posted in:Viral Videos

2011

17

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is the stepNEWS…sure it could be better, crazier, racier, more exciting news that fucks your fucking mind, but people don’t watch the shit anyway, if anything, they just complain about it…

Employee Fired For Homophobic Comments – Cuz Gays are The Star of ANarchy…
Safeway has fired a store clerk for homophobic remarks made last weekend. The comments were made at the store on 4th Street in southwest D.C.

Police: Massage Therapist Went Too Far
A warrant is out for a Houston massage therapist who allegedly went too far.

Caught on Tape: Weiner Called Pervert On Live TV – Cuz He shoulda just sent fake cock shots like I do….
As Rep. Anthony Weiner quit Congress on live TV on Thursday, he was heckled by a man who called Weiner a “pervert” as he announced his resignation.

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