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Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day
Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day
Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day
Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day
Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day
Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day
Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day
Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day
Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day
Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2011

16

Jun

Katherine Eunice Schwarzenegger Divorced Parents Syndrome Porn of the Day

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I know there’s nothing much to these pictures, but a bigger girl in what is probably her early 20s, is pornographic on its own…you know all hungry for the cock the hot girls are rejecting, because fat girls like male attention, and suck dick proper to compensate….but to add to that, this is Katherine Eunice Schwarzenegger, Arnold’s daughter, who is going through her parents’ divorce, and there’s something I’ve learned over the years about kids going through divorces, even as adults, is that it fucks them up and makes them do bad things, to divert from the pain they are feeling inside, and to get some attention from their parents, who are too busy fighting amongst themselves, instead of giving these brats a homelife they feel they deserve….

Seriously, Divorced kid syndrome is hot….or can be…if you find the divorced kid as an adult stil tormented and blaming herself for the collapse of her family…

I can only imagine the tricks this girl can do with her throat/vagina. Amazing.

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2011

16

Jun

Katie Holmes Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Katie Holme’s alien loving ass for no reason other than posting a bitch who feel off the map after everyone in the world wanted to fuck her hot tits, even if it was just to shut her annoying character up on Dawson’s Creek, it still counts…

I don’t understand Scientology, other than seeing it as an amazing scam created by a sci/fi writer who figured if he hooked people into believing in something, like it was a religion, they’d pay top dollar for a book he limits to the people who pay him millions per copy…It’s like a pyramid scheme where you buy more and more expensive books looking for salvation…until reaching the ultimate book, a few million dollars later…only to realize you’re just an insecure asshole who wasted a few million dollars….cuz rich people are crazy…

But that doesn’t change the fact that bitch is in tight pants….what she does with her spare time doesn’t matter, but as far as I’m concerned, it’d be better spent masturbating on webcam for me…

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2011

16

Jun

Hot Riot Porn of the Day

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I wasn’t going to bother covering the Vancouver Riot with more than a link in the stepNEWS, because I live in Canada and I am forced to hear about the shit on all angles, and prefer this site to be my escape from fat, beer drinking….wait a minute…I think I just described myself…

That was before I saw this ultra hot pic of some slut in little shorts making out with some dude during a riot that I am sure looks way worse in pics, than in actual fact, and I found it kinda erotic…This is like that kissing sailer classic from World War II, or that burning vietnamese chick from Vietnam, oh wait…that’s not the same thing at all..

But you get what I’m saying, these poeople will come forward, and she will be forever known as the hot ass whore from the riots, cuz nothing gets a pussy wet like the smell of burning gasoline, the taste of pepperspray and the intensity of danger…and the ability to loot the local Sears for some condoms when needed, assuming people who live on the edge liek this use condoms…

Either way, Riot Porn is my new fetish. Too bad he’s not fucking her in the middle of the street. I know I want to..

I bet her parents are proud….

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2011

16

Jun

Brooklyn Decker See Through Titty Pic of the Day

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I am the only dude in the world who is not into Brooklyn Decker…

I think she looks retarded, and I feel like I’ve got to the point in my life, where I don’t need to have sex with retarded girls anymore, mainly because I dont work at the retard facility anymore, and I don’t have to watch them masturbating all day, but also because I’ve grown as a person, and have left those days behind me, mainly because retard bitches are hard to get access to, behind those barbed wire and electric fences…

I don’t know what I’m talking about, but I am convinced Broolyn Decker is only in the media because she married a tennis pro with the most powerful serve…a guy who can get his sports agents and sponsors to force an SI cover…

But she does have great tits, and at least she’s not being a cunt about showing them, and is instead showing them, cuz there’s nothing worse than an actor or model who hides her tits based on some basic conservative christian principles that no one else in the world follows…

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2011

16

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I spent the better part of the night trying to figure out some nude pics a reader sent in of his cheating girlfriend….Her tits and body looked pretty great, but then came the pussy pic, and shit was a pussy like no other pussy I had ever seen in my life. It looked alien, possibly from another planet, or maybe just a hybrid gender, seriously circus-grade…ready to be put on display for the world to pay 5 cents to point and laugh at, tso I figured what better way to start the hangover dump on a day I’m only hungover on curiosity, then to post a picture of this creature I’m so curious about, that for all I know, lives in the panties of a girl you may know…

This isn’t ex gf porn, this is a fucking biological mystery….seriously, any scientists out there willing to explain? Who says we’re not an educational facility here…

HEre’s the email homie sent with the pics…

This is my ex girlfriend that cheated on me so I had to break up with her. Sucked cause it was a nice catch. The pussy is so beat up, look how swollen I made that shit. It looks like a hermaphrodite. Enjoy, feel free to use them on the site I didn’t include her face. This was so I could tag her new boyfriend in these fucked up pictures i had of her on facebook, and not get in trouble.. Only sad thing was that they were shot with my iphone, wish i used a nikon.

Hermaphrodite is an understatement….If anything dude shouldn’t worry about her cheating on him and he shoulda made a business out of her…by selling tickets to slip your dick into what may be a undeveloped dick…the kind of pussy you whore out at bars to make extra money cuz her pussy is so fucking weird…I blame the hormones in the food but I’ll let you be the judge….

Now email me pics of your ex gf the whore to put on blast….Here are the morning hangover dump, even though I’m not hungover cuz I slept 10 hours….

Hipster Bicycle Wheelie Fail – VIDEO
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Who’s Hotter, Wives or Girlfriends of Sports Players?
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Free Cam Shows to Help Get You Through to the Weekend
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Courtney Love is Fucking Terrifying
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Fire Breathing FAIL
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Who Doesn’t Love Sluts that Get Naked For Cameras? Honestly
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Jessica Burciaga Hotness
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This Video Was For Her Boyfriends Eyes Only
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The 15 Hottest Old-School Hollywood Sex Symbols
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The ATF Sold Guns to Drug Cartels and Now They Regret It, Yeah, You Think?
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Posted in:MHD

2011

16

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

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The stepNEWS would be gay if it fucked news of the same gender. I don’t know what that means…but I know that shit’s not gay at all…it’s real life motherfuckers, embrace it….

Even though the real news that is making me laugh are these pictures from Vancouver’s Hockey Riot, I mean shit some of these looting fans are fucking idiots letting the press take pictures of them clearly breaking the law, it’s like motherfuckers should have just arrested themselves, which brings up a very important point, if you loot, wear a mask…

That said, here’s the rest of the stepNEWS to start your day at noon cuz you’re as lazy as me….

Man Files Lawsuit For Manicure Charge
A Maryland man who was charged $1 more for a manicure than women has filed a lawsuit for $200,000 claiming sex discrimination.

Spanx for men hit the market – How Humiliating…
Spanx is a $350 million business built on shapewear that makes you look slimmer. Now the woman behind this new girdle empire is targeting men.

Man Billed After Trapped in Elevator
Mahmoud Dweib and his 4-year-old son went to Methodist Hospital in the Medical Center to see his newborn son back in Aug. 6, 2010.

Man Cusses Out FOX 26 News Crew

Cap Metro Releases Video of Assault
On Wednesday Capital Metro released surveillance video of an assault on one of its drivers.

Weiner Stripper Speaks Out – Cuz Porn Bitches Need Publicity when it hits Too….
A former porn actress and stripper says New York Rep. Anthony Weiner asked her to lie about their online communications. Ginger Lee spoke at a news conference Wednesday in Manhattan with celebrity attorney Gloria Allred.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

15

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I spent the better part of the day being black…That’s not to sound racist…I was just cruising the streets with a friend with no where to really go…we thought about yelling at people, mainly random girls tanning in the park…but decided to drive another friend’s car to the dealership cuz the lease was up and today was return day….The dude had just spent 1000 dollars fixing all the body work and all that…and stupidly let me in it….I drove into a parked car…fucked up his shit and drove away cuz I don’t have a license…I like to blame him for letting me behind the wheel or maybe it’s just his bad Karma for being an asshole…cuz it’s not my problem…if anything it’s my entertainment…

Here are my stepLINKS

Whore Crystal Harris’ Publicity Stunt Break-Up now has a July Playboy Cover calling her Crystal Hefner to Add to the Publicty Stunt….
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LeAnn Rimes Sextape Stills With No Sex in It….
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World’s Fastest Game of Hide and Seek
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Gotta Love These Sluts
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The 15 Hottest Girls From ABC Family Shows
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Heidi Klum TItty From the Side
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How About Kim KArdashian’s Wedding Registry Publicity Stunt
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Ilary Blasi Fishing For Crabs In Her Cunt
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Webcam Sluts For Free Is Always Worth The Price….
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Sean Bean Got Stabbed Over This Blonde Cunt
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Free Cam Shows From Me To You
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Slutty MILF with a Dildo
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WTF Photo of the Day
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2011 College Football Top 25: The Sexiest Coeds of the Top Teams
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Tamara Ecclestone Panty Upskirt
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George Clooney is Still Banging Elisabetta Canalis
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Some Demi Lovato, Just Because
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Snooki is an Idiot But In Case You Need More Proof of That Here It Is
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Kendra Wilkinsin Class Act as Always
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LeAnn Rimes Sex Tape Doesn’t Have Any Sex In It and Is Totally Dull But Here It Is Anyways
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Buff Bodies Brunette
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Dumb Fucking Blonde Takes a Photo LOL
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Check Out Christina James
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Nicole Scherzinger Gallery
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Basketball Wives Fight! Yes!
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Carly and Paris Get It On
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Hockey Hotties Topless In Body Paint To Support Their Team
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Some Drew Barrymore Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Sammie Likes Getting Her Ass Licked
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Hipster Girl WTF Are You Wearing?
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And More Nicole Scherzinger
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Cute Teen Gets Naked
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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God Damn Christie Brinkley is Lookin Hot
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Who Doesn’t Love a Sexy Blonde
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A Little Bit of Blake Lively
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Selena Gomez is Sexy
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Striptease of the Day
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Jessica Alba Throwback Bikini Amazingness
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Nipple Brought To You By Kate Beckinsale In A Bikini
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Vanessa Hudgens Fuckable In Lingerie
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Lady Gaga Is A Fucking Insecure Idiot
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Yup, I’d Still Take Snooki Up The Shitter
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

BONUS – This Dancing Bear Porn Party is Hysterical
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2011

15

Jun

LeAnn Rimes 2008 Sex Tape with no Sex Leak of the Day

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In the event you were wondering….LeAnn Rimes is a whore today….you know with implants, what looks like a crackwhore body, or maybe a crank whore body…all because she played the wholesome country girl act for her entire career. Her fans with middle Americans…you know those good Christian folks who do good deeds for the neighbors, attend community BBQs and all that other small town shit…so she had to repress her pussy that was burning to get fucked…hell she even married a gay guy cuz it was the right thing to do for her career…a guy she never fucked….and who led her to fuck some other bitch’s husband….who she hasn’t stopped fucking…in some horny bunny from years of repression on all fronts kinda way…

So when I heard about this sex tape her ex husband, the gay one, shot being found in a rental truck….I knew there would be no fucking in it….

Apparently there are ten 15 second videos shot by the gay guy….of her changing for some court case….where she’s full of cellulite, cuz when you’re sexually repressed you eat lots of ice cream….and the weirdest of the shit is her gay husband is taklking to her in a baby voice…cuz that’s what happens when you’re a repressed homosexual who doesn’t embrace the cock…but you know all about that…

Here are some of the screen shots…the thong shots haven’t been released yet cuz homie is waiting to get paid…

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2011

15

Jun

Alessandra Ambrosio in a One Piece of the Day

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As much as I prefer a bitch naked, I still have love for a one-piece….not only does it cover the disgusting stretchmarks a bitch is packing from pregnancy, cuz no matter how skinny a bitch gets, that damage is hard to buff out, but also the over the shoulder design, makes the shit ride pussy hard…It’s far more camel toe friendly than it’s younger bathing suit cousin the bikini…even if the bitch is an adult and in the one-piece, the she is usually a mom or or grandma, or someone who’s camel toe you’d rather avoid cuz it’s got the same battle wounds the bitch is trying to cover up, unless you’re like me and always down for a good vagina package no matter how battered the fucking thing is….

Who cares, here are the pics, enjoy.

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2011

15

Jun

Beyonce Trying to be Sexy While Mocking Trailer Trash for Dazed & Confused of the Day

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Edgy Hipster Fashion magazine called Dazed & Confused did a shoot with Beyonce in the trailer park. They called it “The Simple Life”, where they glammed bitch up, sexed bitch up in lingerie, and set her doing low mocking poor person middle America shit….from eating Fruit Loops, to drinking slurpies to whatever else is going on in the picture and as a poor person…I take offense to this….but only cuz I want to see an uprising that makes Beyonce look like the devil cunt I know she is…

See, I get the irony cuz it’s obvious and not that crafty and I’m not an idiot…I can always see through the parody, high concept shit fashion faggots come up with… Beyonce this fashion icon with all the money in the world..successful and rich in her own right, married to a billionaire on top of her pile of stupid money she’s got…living in 5 star hotels and designer clothes, glammed up and pampered…in a setting that so many Tornados have just recently torn up….

See, she’s too good for this kind of thing, alienating a huge percentage of her white trash trailer park fans…mocking them as they pick up the rubble of their lives…obnoxious and insensitive…tacky new money doesn’t remember where her granny the slave was brought up….behavior…

So everyone turn on Beyonce while she’s trying to turn you on….

Here’s the video to hammer that nail in your white trash heart

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