2011
31
May
I’ve never done a post on Gina Lecompte. I don’t know who she is and either does the internet, but the paparazzi do, so maybe they were hired by her rich parents to help launch her career doing whatever it is that she does, or maybe they just like her tits, which is pretty much the reason I’m up on this. I’m easy like that.
I just hope THIS GINA LECOMPTE isn’t her before photoshop…
Posted in:Gina Lecompte
2011
31
May
I don’t know who Summer Glau is, but I know she’s flexible enough for me….
Then again, the last time I fucked a girl who could get off the couch on her own was a decade ago, so I’ve got pretty low expectations when it comes to flexibility…
Apparently she has a following of virgin losers thanks to shitty gigs in shitty TV shows that gat canceled, but here she is in some shit called The Cape, wearing a leotard, doing some gynmastic shit, and as far as I’m concerned….I’m down.
She also did some Tyler Shields, fake artist photographer to the stars, video that sucks, cuz that’s just how Tyler Shields works….wearing similar outfit…cuz I guess that’s her hustle…
Here are the pics…
Posted in:Summer Glau
2011
31
May
Slutty Scientologist. I mean she must not be taking her religion very seriously, maybe because it isn’t an actual religion, but a cult for Rich people who believe in a scam created by a sci-fi writer, or maybe because all of hollywood are just full of shit…
Cuz the religious people I know, or see on the street, or come knocking on my door with notices of how man is killing the world, from Jesus people, to Jews, to Arabs, they’d never be this exposed, even on the beach, not that they’d ever be on the beach, because they’re free time is sprent preaching the word of the lord or some shit…
Here are some reliously imprisioned legs on the beach cuz they are not allowed to wear a bikini cuz alien vengeance from their alien god would strike down from above…but maybe she should push the limits like a teenage girl girl rebelling against their uptight upbringing, cuz I always love watching the ex-catholic school girls masturbating with crucifixes out of spite, it’s erotic.
Posted in:Katie Holmes
2011
31
May
What it comes down to is that I want her daddy issues all over my dick…because her feelings of inadequacies when it comes to her self esteem, thanks to the successful marriage skills of her sister, put a heavy load on a bitch to pave her own way in life…I mean shit, I’m a dude who hates marriage as it is the death of all things good in life, and even I’m jealous of the Royal Wedding, and that’s her fucking sister…gotta do some real damage that makes for some real amazing dick riding…
What a slag…
Posted in:Pippa Middleton
2011
31
May
I’m hoping this is his family or a friend or a buisness associate or a personal assisstant or even someone he is settling with cuz he got drunk and knocked her up during some college springbreak shit he was at….or pretty much anything that he’s not having sex with….or accidentally having sex with….cuz bitch looks like a dude….hard faced and angry…something a girl like this should never be when reflecting back to all the hot pussy I know who would love to fuck Justin Timberlake…
Not that I care who Justin Timberlake sticks his dick inside, I just feel like this would be a waste of his successes….and I hate seeing people waste the golden ticket that is their life when they could be doing so much more hot pussy than they are…provided they aren’t gay.
Posted in:Justin Timberlake
2011
31
May
The Kate Upton tour continues… This bitch is everywhere. I guess she knows that her 18 year old huge tits are going to be 28 year old obese tits cuz tits like this at 18 always have a stomach and ass that will always catch the fuck up ….it’s scientifically proven.
So I like her drive and ambition and appreciation for this unexpected success and fame…I like that she knows there is a timeline before she turns into Gilbert Grapes mom….especially now that every dude wants to fuck her young sloppiest bikini model body that’s still not as sloppy as your wife…but probably sloppier than she was at 18 that I’ve ever seen and she’s just gonna get sloppier…
But for now, she’s getting body painted, showing off her body, while you can think about how few dicks have probably been in her…it’s the whole 18, innocent, hot bodied, busty that’s better than good for now….
I know this is going to end in a sex tape.
Here are her friends grabbing at her tits. Amazing…
Posted in:Kate Upton
2011
31
May
These pictures would have been a lot better without a pregnant Tori Spelling in them….
I guess it’d also be a lot better if she was topless so that we could make sense of her award gap tit, or even on all fours while pregnant cuz slutty pregnant chicks, although disgusting are funny cuz you know they wish people looked at them in a way that made them feel objectified and worth fucking…
I always look on the bright side of things.
That’s all I have to say about that.
Posted in:Tori Spelling
2011
31
May
I still don’t know who this Meagan Good chick I want to fuck is even though I post on her often enough because I don’t watch black programming. I just can’t relate to it..but I can relate to any bitch in a pair of leggings that end up sheer while they are stretched the fuck out, exposing their colorful underwear…not because it’s ever happened to me since I don’t wear pantyhose and/or leggings but because whenever I see it I want to fuck it….
Posted in:Meagan Good
2011
31
May
I don’t know what these are pictures of, but I do know I see cankles, and there is nothing like watching a girl go from a teen slut everyone wanted to fuck, to a trailer park looking ex stripper mom that fat married truckers passing through town want to fuck without commitments cuz they are not hot enough to cum all over, just not hot enough to cum inside and introduce to your friends and family…You know what I’m talking about…at least in theory…cuz the day you meet a girl willing to fuck you for money is the day you send a memo to everyone who laughed at your virginity or called you a fag…you’ll show them…I believe in you…but I don’t believe in Miley sustaining her pussy appeal now that she’s not jail bait….and here’s the pic.
Posted in:Miley Cyrus
2011
31
May
I came up with a new concept of drinking one 0.5 percent alcohol beer for every real life beer…and I tested it out last night. Turns out that instead of drinking 12 beers in a night, I drink 12 beers and 12 non-alocholic beers, it was a real fucking success, the extra 1200 calories look amazing on my bikini body…no homo…
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